Lee Gold XP
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On 3/24/2018 8:06 PM, Arthur T. wrote:
> The first line came to me, and I had to finish the verse to get
> rid of it.
>
> I got a rod and you got a hole, honey.
> I got a rod and you got a hole, babe.
> I got a rod and you got a hole;
> Let's go somewhere; lose control.
> Honey, babe, be mine.
>
OK, here's a song I wrote awhile back
that seems to shock audiences for some odd reason
when Barry sings it.
--Lee
IF I HAD A HAMMER
by Lee Gold
to the tune of "If I Had a Hammer"
inspired by the old saying "If all you've got a hammer, every problem
looks like a nail."
If I had a hammer, then I would want to nail you.
Yes, I would like to pound you.
With the hammer in my hand.
I would hammer out "Hi there."
I would hammer out "I like you."
I would hammer out "Some night soon we should get together.
Because we both are fans."
(And) If I had a pulley, then I would want to draw you.
Yes, I would like to raise you
With the pulley in my hand.
I would lift up "Hi there."
I would lift up, "I like you."
I would lift up "Some night soon we should get together.
Because we both are fans."
(And) If I had a blowtorch, then I would like to warm you.
Yes, I would like to heat you
With the blowtorch in my hand.
I would fire out "Hi there."
I would fire out "I like you."
I would fire out "Some night soon we should get together.
Because we both are fans."
And If I had a screwdriver, then I would like to....
(But) I've got an axe, so I would like to play it.
(Yes,) I'll play you my filk music
With the axe that's in my hand.
I will play out "Hi there."
I will play out "I like you."
I will play out "Some night soon we should get together.
Because we all are fans."
We all are fans...