Fried Rice DVD
"Mark T"
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> As of this evening:
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CLASSICAL MUSIC and the Beautiful Music in *YOU*
PUKE!!!!!!!!
Read the one and only review by feloow homeskoola Dalene Barnes"
<dal...@txbarnes.com> a "teecha" in "Cornerstone Academy" (an unaccredited
homeskool which specialises in amateur DIY experimentation on kids named
Barnes - aka Korny Stone Akadamny) ........
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
* Exceptionally bootable muzak!, July 9, 2006
Reviewer: Dalene Barnes (Texas, USA) dal...@txbarnes.com
Absolutely amazing incredible shite! Even these adjectives fall short to
describe both the muzakal drivel and the series of farts the Fried Rice
Brothers portray in this DVD! Their luv for muzak and their genuine concern
for tearing the hearts out of of children to eat comes through loud and
clear. The banal story-telling and admonitions to find your own "beautiful
muzak" woven together with superbly performed classical farts by unknown
decomposers make this DVD the perfect introduction to classical muzak for
the deaf! It is a blessing to our homeskool family (whatever blessing means
in the real world)! A trew WORKOFART ... er WORK OF FART!!!!!
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