Small wonder we never see anymore "tales from the Coffin" the shiny black
casket? An abrupt end to tales from the casket? Come here, coffin, come to
me. I want to put you up on eBay for the highest bidder. Just make sure they
don't run a carfax. Who wants to buy a slightly-used coffin from a regisTuRD
convicted child rapist? I think they erase those FACTS in the carfax.
A PORTION OF YOUR BRAIN WAS DESTROYED IN THE PRISON.
You can't drive a speedy black casket inside a cell in the federal prison,
how can't you HoGGiE?