It seems that Dave is saying that he wants to come out of the closet.
Please e-mail me if you know whether or not he is gay.
Thanks,
Patrick Thomas
pat...@myriad.net
hmm...
why does this sound familiar?
Dave Matthews is probably THE MOST heterosexual person on the planet,
besides myself.
If song lyrics are a way to measure someone's sexuality I'd say he's bi. I
think we all know he has/had a girlfriend, but if you listen to Tangerine
from 2/19/96 he changes one of the verses to:
"Thinking how it used to be
Does he still remember times like these
To think of us again
And I do..."
Tangerine is a love song no mater what way you cut it... in Zep's version
it's "Does she still remember..."
Food for thought...
ANSWER: Yes...you do want to know.
Ok, let's put all the rumors to rest folks....and finally tell everyone
the truth about "Dave."
He is not Gay----he is bisexual with zoo animals. He also is dying of
AIDS and was a runaway in South America at the age of 8. His name isn't
even Dave......it's Billy Church, and he's wanted in South Africa for
illegal disposal of mattress tags.
His left testicle was lost in a tragic crotch-sniffing-dog incident, and
he wears dentures. He has a intestinal disorder that causes him to pass
gas relentlessly...(hence the dating of zoo animals.)
He has a superfluous nipple---and eats caster beans over rice for
breakfast.
Some little known facts include:
He stores beer in a Texaco bathroom urinal in C-ville, and he also
steals his song lyrics from a homeless poet he found living behind Trax.
Now----this should answer just about every question any of you faithful
fans can think of. I hope you found this informative, but
please............DON'T TELL ANYONE!!!
The Blowfish----(Hootie sold seperately)
Later,
Joe
On Sat, 20 Sep 1997 20:50:27 -0700, Patrick Thomas
<pat...@myriad.net> wrote:
>I want to know if Dave is gay? In the song 'So Much to Say' he sings,
>'I say my hell is the closet and I'm stuck inside, Can't see the light,
>and my heaven is a nice house in the sky'
>
>It seems that Dave is saying that he wants to come out of the closet.
>Please e-mail me if you know whether or not he is gay.
>
>Thanks,
>Patrick Thomas
>pat...@myriad.net
>
****
joeca...@worldnet.att.net
Could I have been...the King of Ellipsis?
If you've seen WiteDalek (on EFnet) or WhiteDalek (on DALnet),
das me. If you know me, hi. =]
"Hold me down if I got to feel...
Hold me up if running's what's got into me..."
-David J. Matthews
>
>
>tf...@indy.net wrote:
>
>> > I want to know if Dave is gay?
>>
>I really liked what you wrote and I found it highly amusing. Anyway, I was
>just wondering if anyone out there could tell me where Dave met his
>girlfriend Ashley and who the kid he is holding in UTTAD is? Thanks.
>
That was a pretty damn funny post! I'm still laughing.
I don't know about his girlfriend, don't really care, but the little
girl in the picture is his niece. His sister was murdered and from
what I understand, he takes care of the little girl with his other
sister. Anyone want to correct anything I missed?
B. Chamberlin
i read in the article in Rolling Stone that it was his nephew Johnny
i dont know maybe im wrong
i just thought id mention it
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Joe Campbell wrote in article <604g7k$e...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>...
- Josh.
Joe Campbell wrote:
> A. Does it matter?
> B. Peter and Carter wrote the song.
>
> Later,
> Joe
>
> On Sat, 20 Sep 1997 20:50:27 -0700, Patrick Thomas
> <pat...@myriad.net> wrote:
>
> >I want to know if Dave is gay? In the song 'So Much to Say' he sings,
> >'I say my hell is the closet and I'm stuck inside, Can't see the light,
> >and my heaven is a nice house in the sky'
> >
> >It seems that Dave is saying that he wants to come out of the closet.
> >Please e-mail me if you know whether or not he is gay.
> >
> >Thanks,
> >Patrick Thomas
> >pat...@myriad.net
> >
>
> ****
> joeca...@worldnet.att.net
> Could I have been...the King of Ellipsis?
>
> If you've seen WiteDalek (on EFnet) or WhiteDalek (on DALnet),
> das me. If you know me, hi. =]
>
> "Hold me down if I got to feel...
> Hold me up if running's what's got into me..."
> -David J. Matthews
--
i thought Dave usually wrote all of the lyrics
i mean it would make sense to me sense he is the one singing them
but i dont know
(none of the above is saying i think he's gay just a thhought )
peace love empathy
amy
It was written primarily by Peter. Haynes (ref: R2T "Thanks" list.)
heavily contributed to many songs as well. While Dave writes a lot, he
doesn't write everything.
Best,
Waldo
-----
- Thanks for backing me up on this one... I was pretty sure that it wasn't
Dave all on his own. So.. who is stuck in the closet??? Uh oh... I now
started the "Is Peter Gay" thread. heh.
- Later!
-- Josh.
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> Uh oh... I now started the "Is Peter Gay" thread. heh.
>
Didn't I hear somewhere that Peter is now touring with The Village
People as the construction worker? heh heh
kat
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A guy that lives down the hall from me is from Charlottesville and he
claims that he knows Dave, and knew him before he was famous. He says
that his friend takes care of the drummer's house when he's gone.
A friend of a friend of mine met Dave in Charlottesville while just
walking down the street. He asked Dave if he knew anywhere in town
where he could buy a good football. I forget if Dave knew. hmmm....
-russell
Ohmygawd..you gotta tell me where ya live..is it in Charlottesville? and is
this Messiah of drum teachers still alive? Ive been takin drums now for 4
years..and I like my teacher..but to take from carters teacher..woah!