Torah of Noah - Laying Down the Law

[Noahide Videos Bible]

145. Thou shalt not put a stumbling block in front of the blind

146. Thou shalt protect the rights of orphans and widows

147. Thou shalt care for the disaffected in your society

148. Thou shalt give people a break when they need one

149. Thou shalt not be too legalistic all the time, but thou shalt be legalistic when necessary

150. Thou shalt exercise balance, moderation and know there is a time for all things under heaven

151. Thou canst pray to God if thou wants to

152. Thou shalt not feel pressured into praising God if you think it is stupid or you don’t want to

153. Thou shalt remember that God is just a bloke as well, as we are made after his image, and he also knows how to relax and have a good time

154. Thou shalt expect mercy from God and thou shalt grant mercy to God

155. Thou shalt not judge God too harshly, but express your opinions freely to him on any issue you believe in

156. Thou shalt not racially discriminate but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself

157. Thou shalt keep prostitution to a minimum so that the land does not fall into depravity and become full of injustice

158. Thou shalt have designated suburbs in your cities for your brothels

159. Thou shalt not deliberately force your daughter to become a prostitute, but if she takes it up herself of her own volition thou shalt still respect, love and care for her and provide for her

160. Thou shalt not indulge too greatly in pornography, and thou shalt get rid of your old porno collections after a while to make sure you do not get involved with old and stale debauchery, fowl obsessions over porn stars who do not want the attention, or smelly odours and substances attached to such things – keep any porn in your collections reasonably recent if you must have such things

161. Thou shalt not offend straight people with your gay fantasies

162. Thou shalt not practice sexual harassment

163. Thou shalt be slutty or smutty with a person of the opposite sex in a flirtatious sense only if they appreciate such things and do not tell you to back off or say that they are not interested

164. Thou shalt not make assumptions that all men are bastards or that all women are bitches – there is a great diversity of people amongst the human race

165. If you are gay, better to find your own gay community, and live in designated gay suburbs or gay streets or gay housing complexes

166. God is less concerned about gayness if it is separate from the heterosexual community into enclaves and areas of the community which don’t affect the mainstream which God prefers

167. If you are Gay, still keep the rules of God, and do not provoke him or others who are offended by such lifestyles

168. Keep any profane lifestyles separate and away from mainstream society so as not to bother them

169. Thou shalt not mess around with thy neighbours property

170. Thou shalt respect thy neighbours property

171. Thou shalt not pressure thy neighbour into doing things they don’t want to do

172. Thou shalt not try to control or manipulate people

173. Thou shalt be clear in charting thy work procedures for thy workforce, and not expect things of them that are not clearly designated or shown instructions for in the work procedures and protocols manuals

174. Thou shalt be very specific in the things required of your workers in thine work contracts, and not expect things of them which are not clearly specified

175. Thou shalt have the right to expect workers to comply with all reasonable requests according to procedures of the workplace if they have agreed to them contractually

176. Thou shalt have the right to make workers redundant if they are consistently working at a level lower than that required by their work agreements

177. Thou shalt give fair warnings to workers before attempting to make them redundant

178. Thou shalt not have sex with dead people – thou shalt avoid necrophilia and respect the rights of the dead

179. Thou shalt not molest little children – wait until puberty before engaging in sexual practices with anyone

180. Thou shalt have concerns for thy little ones and raise them properly

181. Thou shalt allow adoptions when necessary, but thou shalt not attempt to usurp over the child the rights of the biological parents

182. Thou shalt honour doctors and be careful about medical rules and procedures

183. Thou shalt treat the mentally unwell with care and concern, and hospitalize them if and when necessary

184. Thou shalt exercise caution with psychotic people, but thou shalt remember that they do not necessarily intend any form of lawlessness

185. Thou shalt take the hint if the girl tells you to go away

186. Thou shalt take the hint if the guy says you are not the one

187. Thou shalt have the right to refuse everyone from telling you to do anything at all to simply serve their vain wishes, regardless of your age

188. Children are supposed to comply with their parents wishes if the parents are attempting to raise their children properly

189. It is quite ok to rebuke rebellious children to ensure compliance with the laws

190. Thou shalt realize you are not alone in this life and this world, and it does not revolve all around you, and that you can not have all the say or everything your own way – you have to share this world with everyone else

191. Don’t annoy people off just for the sake of it – have some respect

192. Take issue with people off if they have a go at you for no reason

193. Don’t exercise grudges against people

194. Exercise grudges against people if they deserve it

195. Everyone thinks its funny until someone loses an eye

196. Keep your humour in check when necessary

197. Don’t vandalize

198. Don’t harm other people’s property

199. Do the right thing

200. Don’t be rebellious simply because you are up yourself

201. Be Natural

202. Walk in harmony with nature

203. Care for the environment

204. Keep genealogies for a relevant number of current generations

205. Repent of lawlessness when God convicts your conscience of guilt

206. Enjoy your youth

207. Settle down when you need to

208. Get along with society

209. Be pleasant

210. Try to like people and understand them

211. Communicate honestly and openly

212. Don’t try to get one up on people simply to be a cocky prick

213. Afford the good things in life when and were you can

214. Be luxurious when you can

215. Be thrifty when you need to be

216. Learn about life by living it

217. Choose life

218. Take your school education seriously

219. Look to contribute to society in some way or other that you are capable of

220. If you are shy by nature it is ok not to participate in things if you don’t want to

221. Find your favourite things in life and learn to enjoy them

222. Be in the Hearts of Men

223. Be Ethical

224. Be Decent

225. Be Proper

226. Stuffing up occasionally is human nature

227. Everyone needs a break

228. Noah offered sacrifices to God of clean animals – you can do this as well if you want to as Noahides – you aren’t commanded to though

229. It is best to put first degree or deliberate murderers to death

230. God should kill murderers before they intending murdering – that is the right thing for God to do as far as we are concerned

231. Thou shalt not torture

232. Thou shalt not maim

233. Limited degrees of torture in any ongoing cold war or hot war hostilities can be justified if it is in your nations best interests and will ultimately save lives or other necessary national assets of significant enough value

234. Limited degrees of acceptable torture should not permanently damage a human body – that is the important thing – for example, scaring the fuck out of them is ok, as they will eventually heal from any psychological scarring, yet their bodies will remain whole, which is the most important thing

235. It is very important to make sure you have the right person in the above situations if you are going to use limited degrees of torture – you wouldn’t like a child of yours tortured if they were innocent would you?

236. Keep your anger in check

237. Try to avoid being angry with people

238. Go off to the pub and talk shit with your mates to get your anger and other issues of your chest

239. If you really have to, make sure you only smoke a few cigarettes a year – this might almost be considered moderation on such coffin nails and cancer sticks

240. Aids will kill you

241. Don’t infect others with Aids – that is essentially murder

242. If you have Aids, the only way out of this hell-hole is to repent your guts out to God’s personal satisfaction, and then ask him for a cure – he might give you one

243. Probably the only acceptable sexual activities, when you are finally prepared to comply, are sexual intercourse with your spouse or concubine, oral sex with a condom and, if she likes it and asks for it, anal sex with a condom. Everything beyond this, ultimately, if you don't repent of it, will probably lead down the sexual sins road a step at a time, get to bestiality in time, which will lead to diseases which will ultimately kill you. In heaven or on earth, that will likely be true forever.

244. If you don't ultimately repent of your sinful ways and attitudes in the heavenly afterworld, you might eventually seek out illicit drugs, and think you can handle them, but you will OD in time. That is the end of your eternity then.

245. If you are going to smoke cigarettes, you need regular periods of abstinence for the body to be cleansed of the toxins. Talk to your doctor about this.

246. With a lot of your dietary intake, in fact, you will need to have your toxins diminished through drinking water and sometimes eating very little food for periods. Keep your weight under control, and drink that water, as it helps metabolise fat and gets rid of it.

247. Gluttony is called one of the 7 deadly sins for a reason. And if you covet, are slothful, steal, are sexually immoral, are proud or excessively violent, don't think you are going to live forever so damn easily my friend, believe me.

248. It's best to repent of sins when you realize and acknowledge your behaviour isn't really working out.

249. Find peace with God by obeying sound life principles.

250. Keep yourself occupied by doing things which are positive and helpful in life.

251. The 3rd Final Rule is: Study a lot of Stuff

252. The 2nd Final Rule is: Children of the Kingdom of Noah – Keep the Faith, Walk with God, study these laws and the Literature of the 7 Divine Noahide Fellowships and Live Forever, Prosper, Don’t Worry & Be Happy

253. The 1st Final Rule is: Be Good