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Ugly Girl lyrics?

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Clod

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Apr 16, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/16/00
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Hi folks,
A friend of mine wanted me to find the lyrics to "Ugly Girl." Does anyone
know where I could find this?
Thanks very much!
-Clod Hopper

Jim Barnett

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Apr 16, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/16/00
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I recall the chorus:
Always marry an ugly girl, they're the only kind. They'll never ever leave you
and if they do then you won't mind.

Gary Woodall

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Apr 16, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/16/00
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Another line if I remember correctly:
My uncle married an ugly girl she drank from a special cup.
She had a great big upper lip but her lower one covered it up.

Gary

Mitch Dickson

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Apr 18, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/18/00
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My brother married an ugly girl
She drank from a private cup
Cause she had this great big upper lip
But the bottom one covered it up

Chorus
Always marry an ugly girl
They're the only kind
She'll never ever leave you
But if she does you won't mind

My uncle married an ugly girl

He thought he had it made
But ever time she changed her clothes
The neighbors pulled the shade

When you make love to an ugly girl
She'll never let you quit
Cause she's afraid that that's the last
That she'll ever get

--
"I still miss my EX, but my aim is getting better"

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Epona

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Apr 19, 2000, 3:00:00 AM4/19/00
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Thanks very much!!!

cbigd...@aol.com

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Jan 31, 2015, 6:27:23 AM1/31/15
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On Sunday, April 16, 2000 at 3:00:00 AM UTC-4, Clod wrote:
> Hi folks,
> A friend of mine wanted me to find the lyrics to "Ugly Girl." Does anyone
> know where I could find this?
> Thanks very much!
> -Clod Hopper

Always marry an ugly that's the only kind
she'll never ever leave you and if she does you wont mind

one day an ugly girl was born her Pap took it on the chin
he looked her in the face and turned her around said good heavens we have twins

always marry an ugly girl that's the only kind
she'll never ever leave you and if she does you wont mind

My uncle married an ugly girl the family got uptight
gave them a formal wedding painted the shotgun white

always marry an ugly girl that's the only kind
she'll never ever leave you and if she does you wont mind

My cousin maried an ugly girl she drank from a special cup
she had a great big upper lip but the bottom lip covered it up

always marry an ugly girl that's the only kind
she'll never ever leave you and if she does you wont mind

My brother married an ugly girl he thought he had it made
every night when she undressed the neighbors pulled their shades

always marry an ugly girl that's the only kind
she'll never ever leave you and if she does you wont mind

when you make love to an ugly girl she'll never let you quit
because she thinks it is the last she's ever gonna get

always marry an ugly girl that's the only kind
she'll never ever leave you and if she does you wont mind
she'll never ever leave you and if she does you wont mind.

nhen...@gmail.com

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Apr 15, 2019, 2:13:19 AM4/15/19
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https://youtu.be/1EUx8rKhIuo
Ode to Ugly Girls by Forked Deer Grass
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