On Sunday, April 16, 2000 at 3:00:00 AM UTC-4, Clod wrote:
> Hi folks,
> A friend of mine wanted me to find the lyrics to "Ugly Girl." Does anyone
> know where I could find this?
> Thanks very much!
> -Clod Hopper
Always marry an ugly that's the only kind
she'll never ever leave you and if she does you wont mind
one day an ugly girl was born her Pap took it on the chin
he looked her in the face and turned her around said good heavens we have twins
always marry an ugly girl that's the only kind
she'll never ever leave you and if she does you wont mind
My uncle married an ugly girl the family got uptight
gave them a formal wedding painted the shotgun white
always marry an ugly girl that's the only kind
she'll never ever leave you and if she does you wont mind
My cousin maried an ugly girl she drank from a special cup
she had a great big upper lip but the bottom lip covered it up
always marry an ugly girl that's the only kind
she'll never ever leave you and if she does you wont mind
My brother married an ugly girl he thought he had it made
every night when she undressed the neighbors pulled their shades
always marry an ugly girl that's the only kind
she'll never ever leave you and if she does you wont mind
when you make love to an ugly girl she'll never let you quit
because she thinks it is the last she's ever gonna get
always marry an ugly girl that's the only kind
she'll never ever leave you and if she does you wont mind
she'll never ever leave you and if she does you wont mind.