Alanis (the rage inside of me)
Psychodad
buck...@aol.com (Bucket99) wrote:
>Oh yes, About Alanis's success.
>
>"She has one hand in her pocket, and the other in the pockets of all those
>"LAME IDIOTS" buying her CD's.
>
>Some pretty good imports come out of Canada, but she is not one of them.
>Check your six, moron.
>There is a heat seeker
>heading your way, FAST!
>
Check you six,buddy,AOL got both hands in your pockets.
Vladimir/Psychodad
"What I wouldn't give to find a soulmate"
-Alanis Morissette.
Glacius
(Ottawa...duh :| ) named March something-or-other "Alanis Morisette Day"
like she performed a life-saving heart transplant or something. I
shoulda protected the future and taken action while she was going to my
high school.
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"The Wheel of Time turns, and ages become legend. Legend fades to
myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the age that gave it birth
comes again."
- Robert Jordan, The Fires of Heaven
Ivan Gluscic, First Year Bachelor of Commerce
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Magus Doran
L. Turner
<iglu...@chat.carleton.ca> wrote:
> Yep. She makes me sick. And to think mine and her's home town
> (Ottawa...duh :| ) named March something-or-other "Alanis Morisette Day"
> like she performed a life-saving heart transplant or something. I
> shoulda protected the future and taken action while she was going to my
> high school.
If I were you I would be proud of Alanis, someone you knew, a
felow-canadian, who made it big all around the world. It sounds to me like
you two didn't get along in highschool, or that you seem to be jelous of
her, but I don't think you should use that against her, I'm happy that so
many canadians have such big names around the world, proving to everyone
that no-we don't ride husky drawn sleds, and don't live in igloos, and no-
it isn't even -45 degrees outside every day. Mabey you don't like that
particular type of music, but not everyone has the same taste, but you
still have to aggnolige that it doesn't reik.
Edmonton, Canada
LTurner
fire ant collective
> If I were you I would be proud of Alanis, someone you knew, a
> felow-canadian, who made it big all around the world. It sounds to me like
> you two didn't get along in highschool, or that you seem to be jelous of
> her, but I don't think you should use that against her, I'm happy that so
> many canadians have such big names around the world,
for sucking American Dick. Sure, Canadians dominate all creative
fields in America, but thats just because you are our trained monkeys.
Why should we bother to learn how to act, or sing, or tell jokes, when we
can ring our little snow bells and have some nice Kanuuk jesters come
down to repopulate the SNL troupe or sing about sucking dicks like fake
named ass 'Alanis Morisette'. (Why does that sound like bad sci fi?)
>proving to everyone that no-we don't ride husky drawn sleds,
Right. You pull them.
> and don't live in igloos, and no-
Only Eskimos from ALASKA in AMERICA can afford to live in Igloos. You
damn Kanuuks all live in discarded refrigerators, which are still relatively
comfortable because yes it damn sure is
> -45 degrees outside every day.
In Canada its always that cold, at least in the Summer. In the
Winter of course it is much, much colder.
>Mabey you don't like that
> particular type of music, but not everyone has the same taste, but you
Bad taste should be stamped out, whether it's good, honest,
American Bad taste, or creepy, sneaky, Kanuuk bad taste.
> still have to aggnolige that it doesn't reik. >
What the FUCK? Is that some kind of insane diabolical new
secret CANADIAN LANGUAGE? AINT TWO ENOUGH FOR YOU!?
> Edmonton, Canada
> LTurner
>
>
From the 23rd Ward...
mike cauchy
Ottawa. I bought my 12 yr old daughter the Alanis album on tape several years ago. It was no
big deal dance/disco. But when I listened to Jaged Little Pill WOW!. this was stuff with some
meaning. She was getting accross feelings/ emotions/stories/ attitudes no one had ever tried
before in popular music. In other words creative. Sounds good too. Does anyone know who she is
talking about ( the guy) in the song " You oughta Know" ?
Dustin Ashe
he acted like someone had made a mistake and stabbed the wrong guy
as if the guy wuz gonna pull it out and be like "oh sorry, my bad"
and it would never have happened
shit, the guy didn't know shit...
where did it happen? Oh...here...
http://www.primenet.com/~xtorres/
http://www.primenet.com/~xtorres/
http://www.primenet.com/~xtorres/
http://www.primenet.com/~xtorres/
http://www.primenet.com/~xtorres/
http://www.primenet.com/~xtorres/
http://www.primenet.com/~xtorres/
http://www.primenet.com/~xtorres/
the next semi-large thing...
Aija-Leena Pulkkinen
>> If I were you I would be proud of Alanis, someone you knew, a
>> felow-canadian, who made it big all around the world. It sounds to me like
>> you two didn't get along in highschool, or that you seem to be jelous of
>> her, but I don't think you should use that against her, I'm happy that so
>> many canadians have such big names around the world,
well, I agree with that. In any case it's always nice to get new talents that
have their own individual style. Alanis has showed with her talent that Canada
has much more to offer than Bryan Adams and Celine Dion... finally someone
who can write lyrics that actually mean something..
> Sure, Canadians dominate all creative
>fields in America, but thats just because you are our trained monkeys.
>Why should we bother to learn how to act, or sing, or tell jokes, when we
>can ring our little snow bells and have some nice Kanuuk jesters come
>down to repopulate the SNL troupe or sing about sucking dicks like fake
>named ass 'Alanis Morisette'.
You are a bit jealous aren't you??? ...no wonder, because when thinking about
charts on this side of Atlantic , it's not too hard to notice that Alanis is
the only one from Northern America who really has made it here. And everybody
knows that she's from Canada, which makes all the difference .(not another
egotistic Yankee;)
>>Mabey you don't like that
>> particular type of music, but not everyone has the same taste,
> Bad taste should be stamped out, whether it's good, honest,
>American Bad taste, or creepy, sneaky, Kanuuk bad taste.
and who you think you are to judge what's good/ bad taste??
Just a little bit of tolerance, ...:)
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* Raatihuoneenkatu 4 b 6 *
* 13100 Hämeenlinna *
* al...@hoffi.hamkk.fi *
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Clau, Clau, Claudius
>In article <314F7D...@chat.carleton.ca>, Glacius
><iglu...@chat.carleton.ca> wrote:
>> Yep. She makes me sick. And to think mine and her's home town
>> (Ottawa...duh :| ) named March something-or-other "Alanis Morisette Day"
>> like she performed a life-saving heart transplant or something. I
>> shoulda protected the future and taken action while she was going to my
>> high school.
>If I were you I would be proud of Alanis, someone you knew, a
>felow-canadian, who made it big all around the world. It sounds to me like
>you two didn't get along in highschool, or that you seem to be jelous of
>her, but I don't think you should use that against her, I'm happy that so
>many canadians have such big names around the world, proving to everyone
>that no-we don't ride husky drawn sleds, and don't live in igloos, and no-
>it isn't even -45 degrees outside every day. Mabey you don't like that
>particular type of music, but not everyone has the same taste, but you
>still have to aggnolige that it doesn't reik.
> Edmonton, Canada
> LTurner
I'm American, should I as a citizen of my country be proud of Latoya
Jackson and Vanilla Ice. I guess everyone in Boston should spend the
rest of their lives kissing the pimply asses of the New Kids on the
Block? There are peole who don't like Alanis down here and we didn't
have to put up with the shlock of her first two albums like poor
Glacius did. Thanks for Neil Young, Rush, Dave Sim, and the Kids in
the Hall, but as for Alanus, you can keep her.
xxxooo,
Magus
Bill Anderson
>In article <Pine.SCO.3.91.96032...@delta1.deltanet.com> fire ant collective <fire...@deltanet.com> writes:
>
>
>>> felow-canadian, who made it big all around the world. It sounds to me like
>>> you two didn't get along in highschool, or that you seem to be jelous of
>>> her, but I don't think you should use that against her, I'm happy that so
>>> many canadians have such big names around the world,
>
>have their own individual style. Alanis has showed with her talent that Canada
>has much more to offer than Bryan Adams and Celine Dion... finally someone
>who can write lyrics that actually mean something..
>
>> Sure, Canadians dominate all creative
> >fields in America, but thats just because you are our trained monkeys.
>>Why should we bother to learn how to act, or sing, or tell jokes, when we
>>can ring our little snow bells and have some nice Kanuuk jesters come
>>down to repopulate the SNL troupe or sing about sucking dicks like fake
>>named ass 'Alanis Morisette'.
>
>You are a bit jealous aren't you??? ...no wonder, because when thinking about
>charts on this side of Atlantic , it's not too hard to notice that Alanis is
>the only one from Northern America who really has made it here. And everybody
>knows that she's from Canada, which makes all the difference .(not another
>egotistic Yankee;)
If you are naive enough to believe that any music would EVER be made
without tremendous doses of egotism, then we could sell you anything!
>
>>>Mabey you don't like that
>>> particular type of music, but not everyone has the same taste,
Mabey?
Bill Anderson
http://www.thefirm.com/nakedhoof/
Naked Hoof - Publishing & Web Magic
Phil Humpherys
>In article <314F7D...@chat.carleton.ca>, Glacius
><iglu...@chat.carleton.ca> wrote:
>
>> Yep. She makes me sick. And to think mine and her's home town
>> (Ottawa...duh :| ) named March something-or-other "Alanis Morisette Day"
>> like she performed a life-saving heart transplant or something. I
>> shoulda protected the future and taken action while she was going to my
>> high school.
>
>
>felow-canadian, who made it big all around the world. It sounds to me like
>you two didn't get along in highschool, or that you seem to be jelous of
>her, but I don't think you should use that against her, I'm happy that so
>that no-we don't ride husky drawn sleds, and don't live in igloos, and no-
>it isn't even -45 degrees outside every day. Mabey you don't like that
>particular type of music, but not everyone has the same taste, but you
>still have to aggnolige that it doesn't reik.
> Edmonton, Canada
> LTurner
Canada sucks.
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Aazari
> In article <Pine.SCO.3.91.96032...@delta1.deltanet.com> =
fire ant collective <fire...@deltanet.com> writes:
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> **********************************
> * Aija-Leena Pulkkinen *
> * Raatihuoneenkatu 4 b 6 *=20
> * 13100 H=E4meenlinna *
> * al...@hoffi.hamkk.fi *
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Geordie Webb
Mr. Nice Guy
alt beer.
--
Rod Anderson aka Mr. Nice Guy o o
rcan...@nyx.cs.du.edu _/\-\__/* \\__/\___
(*) o (*) * o
The wind doesn't blow, it sucks Lightning P-38 DeFelice
Scott Erb
>
>But what kind of beer does (he,she,it) drink? This was also crossposted to
>alt beer.
Schneider Weisse, the best beer in the world!
Seriously, go to Munich, then walk from the trian station down the pedestrian
zone, past the Glockenspiel, and then following the main street there (I
forget it's name), go through a little gate area, and on your left hand side
you'll see the restaurant/brewery for Schneider Weisse. Go in there. Order
some Bavarian culinary delight. And enjoy a wonderful Weissbier von
Schneider! (Ich wuerde Sauerbraten empfehlen, es sei denn, dass Du wirklich
bayerisch essen willst -- dann sollst du Schweinehaxen bestellen! Ja mei!)
And, buy the CD "Jigged Little Pill" by Alanis Morissette. It's great! It's
Canadian, and it's fantastic. I don't know why this thread about Alanis has
been cross posted to your "beer" group, but hopefully this beer tip will
allow you to forgive the crossposts.
However, there is indeed too much cross posting here, so this is the last
I'll contribute to this thread...
-scott
Jennifer Morgan
I've heard rumors that it's Matt LeBlanc - Joey on Friends. Just rumors,
though, please don't flame me :)
Snoger Seeger
Huh! I heard it was alt.flame's resident sex god, James Nguyen.
Magus Doran
Munzil Qureshi
>From: James Donegan <don...@montrouge.wireline.slb.com>
>Subject: Re: Alanis (the rage inside of me)
>Date: 31 Mar 1996 12:55:15 GMT
>Aparently, Alanis was not going out with a guy at all! Turns out that she is in
>fact a lesbian and wrote the song in response to her brak up with her girl friend
>some time ago. Now who her girl friend actually is ,I have no idea. Sorry!
You're wrong buddy. She's currently going out with the lead singer from "Loud
Lucy" and the person she's singing about in "You Oughta Know" is her
ex-boyfriend (the bassist in her old band) She has had boy-friends and she is
by no means a lesbian.
blim
>Aparently, Alanis was not going out with a guy at all! Turns out that she is in
>fact a lesbian and wrote the song in response to her brak up with her girl
>friend
>some time ago. Now who her girl friend actually is ,I have no idea. Sorry!
ppppsssssssssstttttttttttttttttttttttt.
why are you talking about this in alt.music.rush?
Don Hargraves
It's posted about everywhere.
Besides...this cross post JUST got interesting...
Where did you read/ hear this?
****** Don Hargraves ****** Hun...@voyager.net ******
"The hammer and sickle make fine, useful tools --
but not when applied to human beings."
--Jim May, off a.p.o
*****************************************************
Shaun Patrick Darragh
Whoever it is ought to tell her to get a life and get over it. Her
whining is nauseating
Shaun
Stina
David Brazeau
Just to let you all know, Alanis is "seeing" or "dating" the lead singer
of the band LOUD LUCY. You might have seen him before, cuz this band
usually opens most of her shows.
DAVE
--
DAVID BRAZEAU "If you really want something, let it go.
cx...@freenet.carleton.ca If it comes back, its yours...If it doesn't,
hunt it down and kill it." -GARY DEAR
Rob Feller
> Is Alanis REALLY a lesbian?
No, are you REALLY an idiot?
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The Judge
screaming, record company marketing ploy.
If you listen to her, you have given in to the marketing scheme: 12-18
year old grrrrls who have lots 'o angst.
We give her a grammy: The 1996 Ugly and Talent-Free Million Record
Seller.
"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets."
Andre Malraux (1901-1976)
IT IS SO ORDERED
The Appellate Division
PHILLIP JOHN NAVA
Distribution:
: Don Hargraves (Hun...@vixa.voyager.net) wrote:
: FIRST OF ALL WHO CARES IF ALANIS IS A LESBO , SECOND SHE USE TO GO OUT
WITH THAT JOEY CLOWN FROM FRIENDS.
Thirdly , the only reason i care to talk about alanis is cause she
probably gives really amazing fuckin head, but then again she looks like
a horse so who gives a flying rats ass!
Dr. Michael Mancini
.aa.net> <3160B4...@earthlink.net>
Distribution:
The Judge (dis...@earthlink.net) wrote:
: The Court finds Alanis to be a Nickelodeon drop-out, 100% talent-free,
: screaming, record company marketing ploy.
: If you listen to her, you have given in to the marketing scheme: 12-18
: year old grrrrls who have lots 'o angst.
: We give her a grammy: The 1996 Ugly and Talent-Free Million Record
: Seller.
I've been saying this all along, but I still get flames from her
brainwashed followers.
Aazari
alt.alien visitors....IOW ALL non-music groups) from all future replies
to this thread. Thank You.
WaxmaN
Stephen L. Legge
mike cauchy <mike....@sympatico.ca> wrote:
>I'm glad to see some defence for Alanis. I have seen her grow up
(professionaly) here in
>Ottawa. I bought my 12 yr old daughter the Alanis album on tape several
years ago. It was no
>big deal dance/disco. But when I listened to Jaged Little Pill WOW!. this
was stuff with some
>meaning. She was getting accross feelings/ emotions/stories/ attitudes no one
had ever tried
>talking about ( the guy) in the song " You oughta Know" ?
>
The two rumors I heard were Doug Gilmour (Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs)
and Dave Coulier (ex-of Full House).
Matt LeBlanc (Friends) is alledgedly her current beau.
Stephen LEAFS Legge
SLE...@cs.mun.ca
St. John's, Newfoundland
Stephen L. Legge
hump...@imall.com (Phil Humpherys) wrote:
>
>Canada sucks.
Okay Yankie bone-head. Be careful to triple lock your front door before you
go to bed; and I hope you sleep well with that loaded gun under your pillow.
Oh and make sure you don't get sick, you'll go broke before you get cured --
and for heaven's sake don't get laid off from work, you'll have to go live in
a cardboard box; but then maybe you could join a paranoid underground militia
group for relious fanatics who think the government is out to take away their
precious hand-guns and pornography, and blow up day-care centres in protest.
If that doesn't work out you can join a street gang, sell some drugs, and
cheer with glee when you let football-hero multiple murders go free.
The murder rate in every western nation has been dropping steadily since 1975;
except the USA in which it has been sky-rocketing and is hundreds of times
higher than the next on the list. The USA consumes 95% of the world's illegal
narcotics and has far and away the worst racial tensions and violent
crime index among the western nations.
I got news for you pal -- wake up, the USA sucks.
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Bill Anderson
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>.aa.net> <3160B4...@earthlink.net>
>Distribution:
>
>The Judge (dis...@earthlink.net) wrote:
>: The Court finds Alanis to be a Nickelodeon drop-out, 100% talent-free,
>: screaming, record company marketing ploy.
You mean Alanus has no talent? Gee, I'll bet she gives good theatre
head...that is a talent in and of itself!
>: If you listen to her, you have given in to the marketing scheme: 12-18
>: year old grrrrls who have lots 'o angst.
^^^^^^^
Should I keep these 'grrrrls' away from my Tiger Lillies?
Like the ones that are always hanging out in theatres? Oops! Sorry, I
meant the ones hanging out in front of their MTV screens...
>: We give her a grammy: The 1996 Ugly and Talent-Free Million Record
>: Seller.
Is this the peoples' choice award? You have my vote.
>I've been saying this all along, but I still get flames from her
>brainwashed followers.
There's nothing like a clean brain!
Guess I'll just continue being a dirty (not so) old man...;-)
Bill Anderson
http://www.thefirm.com/nakedhoof/
Reverend Kaboom
is fucking her hairy ass.
Reverend Kaboom
Doug Horne
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Stephen L. Legge wrote:
: > She was getting accross feelings/ emotions/stories/ attitudes no one
: had ever tried before in popular music. In other words creative.
Is this a troll? *No one*... NO ONE?.. this has got to be a troll.
Jacko Derteano
On Mon, 1 Apr 1996, The Judge wrote:
> The Court finds Alanis to be a Nickelodeon drop-out, 100% talent-free,
> screaming, record company marketing ploy.
>
> If you listen to her, you have given in to the marketing scheme: 12-18
> year old grrrrls who have lots 'o angst.
>
> We give her a grammy: The 1996 Ugly and Talent-Free Million Record
> Seller.
>
> "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets."
> Andre Malraux (1901-1976)
>
> IT IS SO ORDERED
> The Appellate Division
>
>
Dear Judge,
I can see that you are nothing more than a tasteless fool. No disrespect
...NOT...!
Alanis is a very talented singer that has taking the world by storm.
Until she came a long I could not stand Alternative music. And it took
me time to actually like her work.
I agree she should not deserve to have won so many Grammy's but she did.
So if you got nothing nice to say about her than just don't say anything
at all.
35010004
>
>In article <username-250...@remote122.compusmart.ab.ca>,
username@comp
>usmart.ab.ca (L. Turner) wrote:
>>In article <314F7D...@chat.carleton.ca>, Glacius
>><iglu...@chat.carleton.ca> wrote:
>>
>>> Yep. She makes me sick. And to think mine and her's home town
>>> (Ottawa...duh :| ) named March something-or-other "Alanis Morisette
Day"
>>> like she performed a life-saving heart transplant or something. I
>>> shoulda protected the future and taken action while she was going
to my
>>> high school.
>>
>>
>>If I were you I would be proud of Alanis, someone you knew, a
>>felow-canadian, who made it big all around the world. It sounds to me
>>you two didn't get along in highschool, or that you seem to be jelous
>>her, but I don't think you should use that against her, I'm happy
>>many canadians have such big names around the world, proving to
everyone
>>that no-we don't ride husky drawn sleds, and don't live in igloos,
and no-
>>it isn't even -45 degrees outside every day. Mabey you don't like
that
>>particular type of music, but not everyone has the same taste, but
you
>>still have to aggnolige that it doesn't reik.
>> Edmonton, Canada
>> LTurner
>
>Canada sucks.
>
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Reverend Kaboom
> >In note <4ja8bl$o...@news1.sympatico.ca>, mike cauchy writes:
>
> >Know" ?
> >
> >though, please don't flame me :)
>
> Huh! I heard it was alt.flame's resident sex god, James Nguyen.
Yes, he is the gerbil inside of her ass.
Reverend Kaboom
blim
>The two rumors I heard were Doug Gilmour (Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs)
>and Dave Coulier (ex-of Full House).
>Matt LeBlanc (Friends) is alledgedly her current beau.
this REALLY needs to stop.
Paul D
>
>The Court finds Alanis to be a Nickelodeon drop-out, 100% talent-free,
>screaming, record company marketing ploy.
>If you listen to her, you have given in to the marketing scheme: 12-18
>year old grrrrls who have lots 'o angst.
>We give her a grammy: The 1996 Ugly and Talent-Free Million Record
>Seller.
AMEN! So let it be written, so let it be done.
flux
of. Anyone who hates Alanis doesn't need to be on this Newsgroup in the
1st place. So do us all a favor and please get lost. I think all Alanis
lovers in here do agree.
Thankyou
flux
Donny Walsh
Reverend Kaboom (kab...@uoknor.edu) wrote:
: Reverend Kaboom
Well, to post a serious followup, the song was referring to the bassist
in her old band.
Donny Walsh
Distribution:
Jacko Derteano (dert...@atlas.sheridanc.on.ca) wrote:
: On Mon, 1 Apr 1996, The Judge wrote:
: > The Court finds Alanis to be a Nickelodeon drop-out, 100% talent-free,
: > screaming, record company marketing ploy.
: >
: > If you listen to her, you have given in to the marketing scheme: 12-18
: > year old grrrrls who have lots 'o angst.
: >
: > We give her a grammy: The 1996 Ugly and Talent-Free Million Record
: > Seller.
: >
: > "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets."
: > Andre Malraux (1901-1976)
: >
: > IT IS SO ORDERED
: > The Appellate Division
: >
: >
: Dear Judge,
: I can see that you are nothing more than a tasteless fool. No disrespect
: ...NOT...!
: Alanis is a very talented singer that has taking the world by storm.
: Until she came a long I could not stand Alternative music. And it took
: me time to actually like her work.
: I agree she should not deserve to have won so many Grammy's but she did.
: So if you got nothing nice to say about her than just don't say anything
: at all.
Alanis Morissette is one of the most gifted song writer I have seen in a
while. Remember what her song were like when she was forced to sing
other peoples songs? It sucked. Now Madonna's label has given her the
room for creativity such a talented person needs. And six million
records later I think she has proven her talent.
Unknown
Jon Patil
stop cross posting.
sayc...@humberc.on.ca
big name and you know, I'm proud of her. She went from some dopey TV
show to pop music to superstardom as an alternative musician. And just
because she doesn't perform lifesaving activities on a daily basis
doesn't mean that her talent isn't necessary. It is very hard to get
into the music industry and she has WORKED hard to get where she is
today. Canada does not suck. Nobody does. We are unique, as is
everyone else in this world and Alanis, along with Shania and the
Barenaked Ladies and the Tragically Hip and other great Canadian
musicians of all types are showing the world that Canada has something to
offer the world other than wheat, hockey players, great beer and
beautiful women. Linda Evangelista, Shalom Harlow, Monika Schnarre and
many others hail from Canada. Oh, and let us not forget that some truely
hilarious comediens are Canadian and some great actors are too. One thing
that really gets me is that Americans are so igorant about Canada. I'm
not saying they are stupid, I'm just saying that they don't know a heck
of a lot about this great country of ours and if they did know about it
they'd probably want to live here, minus the cold weather of course. Oh,
get this. The east coast of the United States had worse weather than
most of the provinces in Canada. Provinces, in case you didn't know, are
like states. See you learn something new every day.
Bye-bye!
Cori
The Polsons
*********************************************************
Willow Polson, Editor pol...@sirius.com
Recreating History Magazine
"The Resource for Living History Enthusiasts of All Eras"
*********************************************************
The Polsons
> >Aparently, Alanis was not going out with a guy at all! Turns out that
she is in
> >fact a lesbian and wrote the song in response to her brak up with her girl
> >friend
> >some time ago. Now who her girl friend actually is ,I have no idea. Sorry!
>
> ppppsssssssssstttttttttttttttttttttttt.
>
> why are you talking about this in alt.music.rush?
Even worse... why the hell is this in alt.pagan???????
A subtle reminder: STOP BLINDLY CROSSPOSTING THREADS TO UNRELATED GROUPS!!!!!!
(Note: I have crossposted this to try and kill this thread in unrelated
groups... perhaps someone with a few brain cells left will actually either
refuse to respond or will eliminate groups from the spam's header...
please??? We'll all keep getting this garbage unless we check where it's
going before hitting "send"...)
rub...@ix.netcom.com
>KEEP THIS DAMN THREAD OUT OF ALT.PAGAN!!!!!!!!!
>
>*********************************************************
>Willow Polson, Editor pol...@sirius.com
> Recreating History Magazine
>"The Resource for Living History Enthusiasts of All Eras"
>*********************************************************
Keep YOUR shit out of rec.nude, fuckhead.
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as well as possible jail time, since President Clinton has signed this
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and tits, to protect your children as well as others, from their evil
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<4jrjvi$o...@uuneo.neosoft.com>, man...@starbase.neosoft.com says...
>
>References: <4iftb4$l...@lal.interserv.net>
<314F7D...@chat.carleton.ca>
<username-250...@remote122.compusmart.ab.ca> <4ja8bl$o
>.aa.net> <3160B4...@earthlink.net>
>Distribution:
>The Judge (dis...@earthlink.net) wrote:
>: The Court finds Alanis to be a Nickelodeon drop-out, 100%
talent-free,
>: screaming, record company marketing ploy.
>
>: If you listen to her, you have given in to the marketing scheme:
12-18
>: year old grrrrls who have lots 'o angst.
>
>: We give her a grammy: The 1996 Ugly and Talent-Free Million Record
>: Seller.
>
>brainwashed followers.
>
--
-------------------Doctor Dynabone M.D.(Master of Diddly-Squat!)
-------------------Giddy-Up!
Sayc...@humberc.on.ca
lifestyle didn't frighten her but she did not say that she was gay. Give
me a break. The girl is entitled to some privacy so why doesn't everyone
mind their own business.
Sayc...@humberc.on.ca
Doug Gilmour, he has been married for quite some time. I don't know
anything about Matt Leblanc but I heard that she was dating someone and
it wasn't him.
blim
>Thankyou
>flux
hey. flux.
stop being a penis and stop posting this in alt.musc.rush
lemme teach you an english lesson: Alt.Music.Rush does NOT equal
Alt.Music.Analis.
ok?
good.
Sayc...@humberc.on.ca
some crappy tv show, look where she is and look where you are. GET OVER
IT!
Mr. Sock
--
Do not treat temptation as an opprotunity
-Fortune Cookie
Rob Feller
> stop being a penis and stop posting this in alt.musc.rush
> lemme teach you an english lesson: Alt.Music.Rush does NOT equal
> Alt.Music.Analis.
hey. blim.
stop being a penis and stop posting this in alt.music.alanis
lemme teach you an english lesson: Alt.Music.Alanis does NOT equal
Alt.Music.Bumrush.
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Peter F. DeMos
>>> Huh! I heard it was alt.flame's resident sex god, James Nguyen.
>Well, to post a serious followup, the song was referring to the bassist
>in her old band.
Yeah. But wasn't that James Nguyen? Come on now, wasn't it? *I* think it
was.
peterd
PS *This* is a serious foolowup. *Yours* was a HOPEless foolowup. Hope this
helps!
Bloodynuckles
>
> Alanis Morrissette: She's got one hand in her pocket and the other one
> is fucking her hairy ass.
>
and wouldn't I love to have the third hand be mine....
fuk ya
Bloodynuckles
Dr. Michael Mancini
: Distribution:
: Reverend Kaboom (kab...@uoknor.edu) wrote:
: : Jennifer Morgan <jhmo...@envirolink.org> wrote:
: : > >In note <4ja8bl$o...@news1.sympatico.ca>, mike cauchy writes:
: : >
: : > >>Does anyone know who she is talking about ( the guy) in the song " You oughta
: : > >Know" ?
: : > >
: : > >I've heard rumors that it's Matt LeBlanc - Joey on Friends. Just rumors,
: : > >though, please don't flame me :)
: : >
: : > Huh! I heard it was alt.flame's resident sex god, James Nguyen.
: : Yes, he is the gerbil inside of her ass.
: : Reverend Kaboom
: Well, to post a serious followup, the song was referring to the bassist
: in her old band.
You mean he stuck his bass up her ass? Sort of abusive with his
instrument, isn't he?
Dr. Michael Mancini
Distribution:
flux (jsim...@surfsouth.com) wrote:
: I think she rules. But so does NIN. But this is alanis we are speaking
: of. Anyone who hates Alanis doesn't need to be on this Newsgroup in the
: 1st place. So do us all a favor and please get lost. I think all Alanis
: lovers in here do agree.
You are totally fucked!
Psychoskan
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Two sarcastic words: "I care"
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flux (jsim...@surfsouth.com) wrote:
: I think she rules. But so does NIN. But this is alanis we are speaking
: of. Anyone who hates Alanis doesn't need to be on this Newsgroup in the
: 1st place. So do us all a favor and please get lost. I think all Alanis
: lovers in here do agree.
Well, I happen to agree. But why do you post this in rec.nude, alt.beer, and so
many other uninterested groups? Do you not know how to use your newsreader to
edit the headers?
The Stoup Family
:>The Court finds Alanis to be a Nickelodeon drop-out, 100% talent-free,
:>screaming, record company marketing ploy.
:>
:>If you listen to her, you have given in to the marketing scheme: 12-18
:>year old grrrrls who have lots 'o angst.
:>
:>We give her a grammy: The 1996 Ugly and Talent-Free Million Record
:>Seller.
:>"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets."
:>Andre Malraux (1901-1976)
:>
:>IT IS SO ORDERED
:>The Appellate Division
You sure wrapped up that case nicely didn't you. I especially love
how you presented you evidence in such a logical consise manner as
to provide no serious rebuttle. Certanly someone with you obvious
clinical mind shouldn't be messing around with such mundane subjects
as Alanis, your true calling should be on the writing staff of one
of the major literary educational programs available today. Might
I suggest Barney or possible Romper Room.
Get a life and possibly an argument before reposting.
Chuck
Dr. Michael Mancini
: On Wed, 03 Apr 1996 11:02:58 -0800, pol...@sirius.com (The Polsons) wrote:
: >KEEP THIS DAMN THREAD OUT OF ALT.PAGAN!!!!!!!!!
: >
: >*********************************************************
: >Willow Polson, Editor pol...@sirius.com
: > Recreating History Magazine
: >"The Resource for Living History Enthusiasts of All Eras"
: >*********************************************************
: Keep YOUR shit out of rec.nude, fuckhead.
So what the fuck do you have to contribute in rec.nude, besides pictures
of naked children?
Magus Doran
>On Wed, 03 Apr 1996 11:02:58 -0800, pol...@sirius.com (The Polsons) wrote:
>>KEEP THIS DAMN THREAD OUT OF ALT.PAGAN!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>*********************************************************
>>Willow Polson, Editor pol...@sirius.com
>> Recreating History Magazine
>>"The Resource for Living History Enthusiasts of All Eras"
>>*********************************************************
>Keep YOUR shit out of rec.nude, fuckhead.
>------------------------------------------------------------------------
>According to the Communications Decency Act, these are the words you may
>no longer use in your Internet correspondence: Shit, piss, fuck, cunt,
>cock-sucker, mother-fucker and tits. The use of shit, piss, fuck, cunt,
>cock-sucker, mother-fucker and tits, may now earn you a substantial fine
>as well as possible jail time, since President Clinton has signed this
>Bill into law following its passage by a Republican congress. Please
>refrain from using shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock-sucker, mother-fucker
>and tits, to protect your children as well as others, from their evil
>influence, thus keeping America "ideologically pure".
SHIT PISS FUCK COCKSUCKER CUNT MOTHERFUCKER TITS
The law isn't going to be enforced until there is an outcome in the
ACLU case. So I can still do whatever the fuck I want on the internet
jlau...@students.wisc.edu
listen to her shit!
Raptor
>Reverend Kaboom <kab...@uoknor.edu> wrote:
>
>>Alanis Morrissette: She's got one hand in her pocket and the other one
>>is fucking her hairy ass.
>
>
>>Reverend Kaboom
>
>
>She really sucks
>
>Rev. C J Michael
>
If you don't like it..... get the hell outta this newsgroup...... in
fact........ FUCK OFF!
Kelly Reeves-Thomas
>
>Reverend Kaboom <kab...@uoknor.edu> wrote:
>
>>Alanis Morrissette: She's got one hand in her pocket and the other
one
>>is fucking her hairy ass.
>
Nan Alexander
>In article <3160B4...@earthlink.net>, dis...@earthlink.net says...
>>
>>The Court finds Alanis to be a Nickelodeon drop-out, 100% talent-free,
>>screaming, record company marketing ploy.
>>If you listen to her, you have given in to the marketing scheme: 12-18
>>year old grrrrls who have lots 'o angst.
>>We give her a grammy: The 1996 Ugly and Talent-Free Million Record
>>Seller.
>AMEN! So let it be written, so let it be done.
I like her.
Virpi Manninen
says...
>
>References: <4iftb4$l...@lal.interserv.net> <314F7D...@chat.carleton.ca>
>
>: If you listen to her, you have given in to the marketing scheme: 12-18
>: year old grrrrls who have lots 'o angst.
>
>: We give her a grammy: The 1996 Ugly and Talent-Free Million Record
>: Seller.
>
>brainwashed followers.
>
--
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Virpi Manninen
Kumpurinne 19
44150 Aanekoski
Finland
e-mail: vi...@solutions.fi
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I want to walk through life instead of being dragged through it"
-Alanis Morissette-
"When I have sex with a guy now,
I worry that if I scratch
my nails on his back,
he will think of You Oughta Know."
-Alanis Morissette-
Firstname Lastname
Firstname Lastname
bad. Agreed they have extremely high crime rates and they have a strange
perception of justice and drugs/gangs and guns are everywhere, they are
still our neighbour and I am grateful for that. Instead of attacking one
another why don't we just lay this arguement to rest.
Cori
Firstname Lastname
impose on the rest of us. Why don't you get a life. You are probably some
jealous little boy that Alanis turned down as a teen.
Firstname Lastname
because they are all afraid that other women will take up her lead and
there will be no one left for men to play with other than themselves.
Firstname Lastname
you shouldn't say anything at all? Alanis' music is not shit, I'll admit
that at first, I didn't like You Oughtta Know but it sort of grew on me.
Then I heard One Hand in My Pocket and Ironic, and I was hooked. There
is nothing wrong with stating your opinion but this is a newsgroup for
people who like Alanis and we don't want to read people's negativity so
go find a bashng newsgroup and leave us alone.
Firstname Lastname
Troy McClure
Drugs and gangs are everywhere and we have a strange perception of
justice? Boy, the Canadian media must be as bad as ours is. Gangs and
guns are not everywhere, many people own guns, most don't use them, with
the exception of major cities gangs are not that bad, they influence is
usually exaggerated. As for justice, the general public tends to have
decent perception of what justice is, but whether the lawyers do is
the question.
Dan
Lover of Kate and Music
And about men fearing women getting prominence in music resulting in a
backlash against Alanus is ridiculous. I don't what men you have in
Canada but I know more men than women who like Alanus here in the U.S.,
but fortunately most of us can recognize her as the corporate spawned, no
talent, screaming loser that she is.
LawyerBoy 0.001
>Donny Walsh (do...@uoguelph.ca) wrote:
>: Distribution:
>
>: Reverend Kaboom (kab...@uoknor.edu) wrote:
>: : Jennifer Morgan <jhmo...@envirolink.org> wrote:
>: : > >In note <4ja8bl$o...@news1.sympatico.ca>, mike cauchy writes:
>: : >
>: : > >>Does anyone know who she is talking about ( the guy) in the song " You oughta
>: : > >Know" ?
>: : > >
>: : > >I've heard rumors that it's Matt LeBlanc - Joey on Friends. Just rumors,
>: : > >though, please don't flame me :)
>: : >
>: : > Huh! I heard it was alt.flame's resident sex god, James Nguyen.
>
>: : Yes, he is the gerbil inside of her ass.
>: Well, to post a serious followup, the song was referring to the bassist
>: in her old band.
>
>You mean he stuck his bass up her ass? Sort of abusive with his
>instrument, isn't he?
Indeed! Maybe it was a headless Rickenbacher (sp?) like Geddy Lee's. At
least she wouldn't have to deal with any tuning knobs sticking out.
"Always look on the bright side of life."- as performed by the Monty Python
troup.
LawyerBoy 0.001 | http://www.neosoft.com/~jjsims/
----------------------------------------------------
alt.texas.highplains: The *real* Septic Tank of Usenet!(TM)
Ask for it by name! | "We don't need no stinkin' FAQ!"
Firstname Lastname
don't give a crap about who she dates, I just wanna know when her next
album will be out.
Troy McClure
Yes, you're correct that alt.music.alanis is for those who for whatever
reason enjoy Alanis music. However, a quick look at the header will
revael that this thread has been crossposted to many news groups that
have nothing to do with Alanus, and don't want anything to do with her.
Next, perform the simple courtesey of eliminating all the names but
alt.music.alanis form the header, and we'll all be a little happier. The
only reason I'm crossposting a response in because my serevr does not get
a.m.a., so whatever name a.m.a. is really under, I wanted to be sure this
message was received. Hopefully we'll never cross paths again, and until
then, enjoy Tiffany's worthless crap.
Elise Degraye
>
> In article <4ja8bl$o...@news1.sympatico.ca>,
> mike cauchy <mike....@sympatico.ca> wrote:
> >I'm glad to see some defence for Alanis. I have seen her grow up
> (professionaly) here in
> >Ottawa. I bought my 12 yr old daughter the Alanis album on tape several
> years ago. It was no
> >big deal dance/disco. But when I listened to Jaged Little Pill WOW!. this
> was stuff with some
> >meaning. She was getting accross feelings/ emotions/stories/ attitudes no one
> had ever tried
> >before in popular music. In other words creative. Sounds good too. Does
> anyone know who she is
> >talking about ( the guy) in the song " You oughta Know" ?
> >
>
> and Dave Coulier (ex-of Full House).
>
> Matt LeBlanc (Friends) is alledgedly her current beau.
>
> Stephen LEAFS Legge
> SLE...@cs.mun.ca
> St. John's, Newfoundland
>>I thought her alleged current beau was a dude in the band Loud Lucy
Don Hargraves
>man...@starbase.neosoft.com (Dr. Michael Mancini) wrote:
>>Donny Walsh (do...@uoguelph.ca) wrote:
>>: Reverend Kaboom (kab...@uoknor.edu) wrote:
>>: : Jennifer Morgan <jhmo...@envirolink.org> wrote:
>>: : > >In note <4ja8bl$o...@news1.sympatico.ca>, mike cauchy writes:
>>: : > >" You oughta Know" ?
>>: : > >I've heard rumors that it's Matt LeBlanc - Joey on Friends.
>>: : > Huh! I heard it was alt.flame's resident sex god, James Nguyen.
>>: : Yes, he is the gerbil inside of her ass.
>>: Well, to post a serious followup, the song was referring to the
>>: bassist in her old band.
>>You mean he stuck his bass up her ass? Sort of abusive with his
>>instrument, isn't he?
>Indeed! Maybe it was a headless Rickenbacher (sp?) like Geddy Lee's. At
>least she wouldn't have to deal with any tuning knobs sticking out.
knobs. She must have wanted that extra gouge to get her voice to screech
the way it does!
>alt.texas.highplains: The *real* Septic Tank of Usenet!(TM)
>Ask for it by name! | "We don't need no stinkin' FAQ!"
****** Don Hargraves ****** Hun...@voyager.net ******
"The hammer and sickle make fine, useful tools --
but not when applied to human beings."
--Jim May, off a.p.o
*****************************************************
Marc Tabyanan
>
> >I think she rules. But so does NIN. But this is alanis we are speaking
> >of. Anyone who hates Alanis doesn't need to be on this Newsgroup in the
> >1st place. So do us all a favor and please get lost. I think all Alanis
> >lovers in here do agree.
>
> >flux
>
> hey. flux.
>
> stop being a penis and stop posting this in alt.musc.rush
>
> lemme teach you an english lesson: Alt.Music.Rush does NOT equal
> Alt.Music.Analis.
>
> ok?
>
> good.
Thank you, Thank you, Thank you....
marko
Bill Anderson
> Well Judge, what'da ya sentence her to? How 'bout forcing her to
>listen to her shit!
That's why Kurt Nobrain killed himself. Or, perhaps he was listening to
Alanus or Cuntney...
BTW, I showed a picture of Alanus from BMI magazine to The Naked Hoof and
he ran into the bedroom and cowered on his bed.
Bill Anderson
http://www.thefirm.com/nakedhoof/
??...@ic.you
>
> do...@uoguelph.ca (Donny Walsh) writes, after SOMEone wrote:
>
> >>> Huh! I heard it was alt.flame's resident sex god, James Nguyen.
>
> >in her old band.
>
> was.
>
> peterd
> PS *This* is a serious foolowup. *Yours* was a HOPEless foolowup. Hope this
> helps!
??...@ic.you
>
> References: <4iftb4$l...@lal.interserv.net> <314F7D...@chat.carleton.ca>
<username-250...@remote122.compusmart.ab.ca>
<4ja8bl$o...@news1.sympatico.
> Distribution:
>
> Jacko Derteano (dert...@atlas.sheridanc.on.ca) wrote:
>
> : On Mon, 1 Apr 1996, The Judge wrote:
>
> : > The Court finds Alanis to be a Nickelodeon drop-out, 100% talent-free,
> : > screaming, record company marketing ploy.
> : >
> : > If you listen to her, you have given in to the marketing scheme: 12-18
> : > year old grrrrls who have lots 'o angst.
> : >
> : > We give her a grammy: The 1996 Ugly and Talent-Free Million Record
> : > Seller.
> : > "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets."
> : > Andre Malraux (1901-1976)
> : >
> : > IT IS SO ORDERED
> : > The Appellate Division
> : >
> : Dear Judge,
>
> : I can see that you are nothing more than a tasteless fool. No disrespect
> : ...NOT...!
>
> : Alanis is a very talented singer that has taking the world by storm.
> : Until she came a long I could not stand Alternative music. And it took
> : me time to actually like her work.
>
> : I agree she should not deserve to have won so many Grammy's but she did.
>
> : So if you got nothing nice to say about her than just don't say anything
> : at all.
>
> Alanis Morissette is one of the most gifted song writer I have seen in a
> while. Remember what her song were like when she was forced to sing
> other peoples songs? It sucked. Now Madonna's label has given her the
> room for creativity such a talented person needs. And six million
> records later I think she has proven her talent.
??...@ic.you
??...@ic.you
>
> Reverend Kaboom wrote:
> >
> > Alanis Morrissette: She's got one hand in her pocket and the other one
> > is fucking her hairy ass.
> >
>
>
> fuk ya
>
> Bloodynuckles
??...@ic.you
>
> On Wed, 03 Apr 1996 10:09:27 GMT, (cjmu) wrote:
>
> >
> >>Alanis Morrissette: She's got one hand in her pocket and the other one
> >>is fucking her hairy ass.
> >
> >
Bill Anderson
Perhaps if you want them to stay out of your ALANUS fans only NG, you
should edit the Post line, dildo.
BTW, anyone know why the alanus NG isn't more appropriately under the
hierarcy alt.corporate-products.angst.alanus?
Bill Anderson
http://www.thefirm.com/nakedhoof/
Bill Anderson
http://www.thefirm.com/nakedhoof/
Bill Anderson
Where would a no talent cum swallower be if it weren't for guys like you
playing with themselves thinking about that theatre? Or are you also a no
talent cum swallower? ;-)
Apologies to all talented cum swallowers. ;-)
If women didn't make such stupid choices in the men they date, there would
not be so much angst.
Bill Anderson
http://www.thefirm.com/nakedhoof/
Reverend Kaboom
AOLer "me-too" or "amen" posts?
Reverend Kaboom
Jared See
> > while. Remember what her song were like when she was forced to sing
> > other peoples songs? It sucked. Now Madonna's label has given her the
> > room for creativity such a talented person needs. And six million
> > records later I think she has proven her talent.
hey baby, the New Kids on the Block sold 6 million albums too.
FESTER
The Judge
<Dear Judge,>
<I can see that you are nothing more than a tasteless fool. No
disrespect...NOT...!>
"No disrespect...NOT...!" You are obviously very well spoken. Your
choice of words may only rival Alanis' astounding juvenille vocabulary.
The marketers must have had an easy time with you.
<Alanis is a very talented singer that has taking the world by storm.
Until she came a long I could not stand Alternative music. And it took
me time to actually like her work.>
Very talented? What is your definition of talent? It must be "talent:
the ability to scream childish lyrics to a Casio keyboard and drum
machine; also the ability to be incredibly ugly while singing."
"Taking the world by storm? What world is this? Is "alternative"
capitalized? Just like "Country music," correct?
It has taken the rest of us time to like her work also. That is if
"never" can be measured in units of time.
<I agree she should not deserve to have won so many Grammy's but she
did.>
The fact that she won grammys gives her talent? Milli Vanilli won a
grammy also.
<So if you got nothing nice to say about her than just don't say
anything at all.>
Thank you, but I already have a mother, and she does not say things such
as these trite phrases (and she doesn't like Alanis, either).
The Judge
<Well Judge, what'da ya sentence her to? How 'bout forcing her to
listen to her shit!>
The Court likes your suggestion, young Alanis hater. However, the
Eighth Amendment of the United States Constitution will not permit this:
"Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, NOR
CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENTS INFLICTED."
The Judge
<Oh, I wonder why...>, but neglected to finish the sentence. The Court,
after exhaustive research, found the end of the sentence. It reads, it
it's entirety, as follows:
"Oh, I wonder why I like Alanis? Perhaps it is because I cannot figure
out what gender I am, or maybe because I all I can get on my 1954
Russian transitor radio way up here in Finalnd is the Top 40 countdown
from the Texaco oil rig in the North Sea. No! I have it! I like her
so much because her videos are film masterpieces! Yes, that is it!"
Didn't the wonderfully talented band "A-Ha" come from Finland?
The Judge
(using the term in a loose fashion):
<You are simply a no brain LOSER!>
Shouldn't "no brain" be written as "no-brain," Mr. Brainiac?
Where is Humber College? Most persons of intelligence have a good idea
of colleges and universities that are inhabited by people with brains,
but apparently your school accepts those without such tools.
<You are one sick piece of shit. I can't believe the drivel that you
impose on the rest of us. Why don't you get a life. You are probably
some jealous little boy that Alanis turned down as a teen.>
How does shit become sick?
Imposition? Nobody forces you to read anything, Mr. Drivel.
Get a life? Where? At Humber College?
Why would I be jealous if a woman with a face that is at least twelve
inches long with bug eyes turned me down? I wouldn't be interested in
the woman, and would be elated if such an ugly woman would stay away
from me.
<Have you ever noticed that it is all men who bitch about Alanis. It is
because they are all afraid that other women will take up her lead and
there will be no one left for men to play with other than themselves.>
How about proper punctuation, Mr. Humber College?
Millions of women worldwide hate Alanis also. They do not voice this
opinion though because they are afraid they will then be cursed with
similar facial features and singing abilities.
<Didn't your mother ever teach you that if you have nothing nice to say,
you shouldn't say anything at all? Alanis' music is not shit, I'll
admit that at first, I didn't like You Oughtta Know but it sort of grew
on me. Then I heard One Hand in My Pocket and Ironic, and I was hooked.
There is nothing wrong with stating your opinion but this is a newsgroup
for people who like Alanis and we don't want to read people's negativity
so go find a bashng newsgroup and leave us alone.>
Another person who was apparently abused by his mother's tormentful
phrases.
Does Humber College teach "Basic Sentence Structure and Proper
Punctuation" at any time during the year? You may want to enroll.
"Hooked?" More like "suckered."
If you don't like it, sell your computer and disconnect your phone.
<Right on!!!>
Thanks for your remarkable insights, Mr. Fonzi.
cbl...@pomana.edu
>
> On 4 Apr 1996, Firstname Lastname wrote:
>
> > bad. Agreed they have extremely high crime rates and they have a strange
> > perception of justice and drugs/gangs and guns are everywhere, they are
> > still our neighbour and I am grateful for that. Instead of attacking one
> > another why don't we just lay this arguement to rest.
> >
> > Cori
> >
> >
> >
> Drugs and gangs are everywhere and we have a strange perception of
> justice? Boy, the Canadian media must be as bad as ours is. Gangs and
> guns are not everywhere, many people own guns, most don't use them, with
> the exception of major cities gangs are not that bad, they influence is
> usually exaggerated. As for justice, the general public tends to have
> decent perception of what justice is, but whether the lawyers do is
> the question.
>
>
> Lover of Kate and Music
>
Bill Anderson
>man...@starbase.neosoft.com (Dr. Michael Mancini) wrote:
>
>>Donny Walsh (do...@uoguelph.ca) wrote:
>>: Reverend Kaboom (kab...@uoknor.edu) wrote:
>>: : Jennifer Morgan <jhmo...@envirolink.org> wrote:
>>: : > >In note <4ja8bl$o...@news1.sympatico.ca>, mike cauchy writes:
>>: : >
>>: : > >>Does anyone know who she is talking about ( the guy) in the song " You oughta
>>: : > >Know" ?
>>: : > >
>>: : > >I've heard rumors that it's Matt LeBlanc - Joey on Friends. Just rumors,
>>: : >
>>
>>: : Yes, he is the gerbil inside of her ass.
>
>>: in her old band.
>>
>>You mean he stuck his bass up her ass? Sort of abusive with his
>>instrument, isn't he?
>
>Indeed! Maybe it was a headless Rickenbacher (sp?) like Geddy Lee's. At
>least she wouldn't have to deal with any tuning knobs sticking out.
>
What fun would it be without the french ticklers?
Bill Anderson
http://www.thefirm.com/nakedhoof/
"Woof...woof" - Naked Hoof
Don Hargraves
>man...@starbase.neosoft.com (Dr. Michael Mancini) wrote:
>>Donny Walsh (do...@uoguelph.ca) wrote:
>>: Reverend Kaboom (kab...@uoknor.edu) wrote:
>>: : Jennifer Morgan <jhmo...@envirolink.org> wrote:
>>: : > >In note <4ja8bl$o...@news1.sympatico.ca>, mike cauchy writes:
>>: : > >>Does anyone know who she is talking about ( the guy) in the song
>>: : > >" You oughta Know" ?
>>: : > >I've heard rumors that it's Matt LeBlanc - Joey on Friends.
>>: : > Huh! I heard it was alt.flame's resident sex god, James Nguyen.
>>: : Yes, he is the gerbil inside of her ass.
>>: Well, to post a serious followup, the song was referring to the
>>: bassist in her old band.
>>You mean he stuck his bass up her ass? Sort of abusive with his
>>instrument, isn't he?
>Indeed! Maybe it was a headless Rickenbacher (sp?) like Geddy Lee's. At
>least she wouldn't have to deal with any tuning knobs sticking out.