Agnetha's bottom - is it still cute?!
Ed
Ed
Keith Griffiths
pretty damn good then.
KEITH.
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Ed wrote in message <376259...@virgin.net>...
>Anybody seen it recently?
>
>Ed
Ed
>
> Keith Griffiths wrote in message <7jtqun$al5$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk>...
> >Well, I met her in a poodle show in Chadwell Heath last week, and it looked
> >pretty damn good then.
> >
> >KEITH.
Come on... you would if you had the chance...
ED
Podmix
Keith Griffiths wrote in message <7jtqun$al5$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk>...
>Well, I met her in a poodle show in Chadwell Heath last week, and it looked
>pretty damn good then.
>
>KEITH.
Yeah, but you're waiting to hear reports of what the poodle loomed like.
Well, okay, maybe not, but it was delicious..
Podmix
The future can be a repulsive place
Vămpire§s & Lilly
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Keith Griffiths <ke...@vark.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Well, I met her in a poodle show in Chadwell Heath last week, and it looked
> pretty damn good then.
>
> KEITH.
>
Keith Griffiths
<92925326...@diddley.primus.com.au>...
>Did she win ??????
No, she was beaten by a rare poodle, of the breed Chiqititos dumdumdiddilia,
called Ulrikaa. She did get a Highly Commended certificate, but was rather
upset, and the fight that followed was viscious to say the least.
KEITH.
Jan Opsal
Ed <sid....@virgin.net> skrev i
meldingsnyheter:376259...@virgin.net...
> Anybody seen it recently?
>
> Ed
Who cares?
I sure don't!
Why can't she just have the but she has without you guys talking about it.
Look at it this way!
You're a famous person and people on the internet talks about your but.
Very funny. I gotta say!
Miriam
Podmix
Keith Griffiths wrote in message <7k0mt6$2om$1...@news6.svr.pol.co.uk>...
>Vămpire§s & Lilly wrote in message
><92925326...@diddley.primus.com.au>...
>>Did she win ??????
>
>
>No, she was beaten by a rare poodle, of the breed Chiqititos
dumdumdiddilia,
>called Ulrikaa. She did get a Highly Commended certificate, but was rather
>upset, and the fight that followed was viscious to say the least.
Did she win that at least?
And the prize?
Not a signed copy of The Visitors on CD I hope. They're a dime a dozen and
not really worth much to anyone.
Much.
;-)
Podmix
The future is a strange place
Keith Griffiths
>
>Keith Griffiths wrote in message <7k0mt6$2om$1...@news6.svr.pol.co.uk>...
>>Vămpire§s & Lilly wrote in message
>><92925326...@diddley.primus.com.au>...
>>>Did she win ??????
>>
>>
>>No, she was beaten by a rare poodle, of the breed Chiqititos
>dumdumdiddilia,
>>called Ulrikaa. She did get a Highly Commended certificate, but was
rather
>>upset, and the fight that followed was viscious to say the least.
>
>
>Did she win that at least?
Barely....the winning poodle had somewhat sharp teeth (without a gap, I
might add...). Had it not been for a good left hook from ol' Aggy to finish
off Ulrikaa, then we might be singing "My my, at Chadwell Heath,
Na-poodle-an did keel over".
>And the prize?
Some happy thoughts, and some new Frida Brand Mascara, to brighten up those
dull evenings.
>Not a signed copy of The Visitors on CD I hope. They're a dime a dozen and
>not really worth much to anyone.
That was in the tombola, but she had stormed out before they called the
winning numbers. I won an early version of I Saw It In The Mirror, but
accidentally dropped it in the food mixer when I got home, and it was
ruined...... such a shame, a quality song like that.
KEITH.
Ed
How cute is it ?!
Ed.
Podmix
Keith Griffiths wrote in message <7k3il6$d46$3...@news5.svr.pol.co.uk>...
>Podmix wrote in message <7PV83.1140$fR5....@ozemail.com.au>...
>>
>>Keith Griffiths wrote in message <7k0mt6$2om$1...@news6.svr.pol.co.uk>...
>>>Vămpire§s & Lilly wrote in message
>>><92925326...@diddley.primus.com.au>...
>>>>Did she win ??????
>>>
>>>
>>>No, she was beaten by a rare poodle, of the breed Chiqititos
>>dumdumdiddilia,
>>>called Ulrikaa. She did get a Highly Commended certificate, but was
>rather
>>>upset, and the fight that followed was viscious to say the least.
>>
>>
>>Did she win that at least?
>
>
>Barely....the winning poodle had somewhat sharp teeth (without a gap, I
>might add...). Had it not been for a good left hook from ol' Aggy to
finish
>off Ulrikaa, then we might be singing "My my, at Chadwell Heath,
>Na-poodle-an did keel over".
LOLOL!
I'm grateful she won then. While this has a certain...ambience to it, I
think Bjorn's lyrics are infinitley more commercial.
>>And the prize?
>
>
>Some happy thoughts, and some new Frida Brand Mascara, to brighten up those
>dull evenings.
>
>>Not a signed copy of The Visitors on CD I hope. They're a dime a dozen and
>>not really worth much to anyone.
>
>That was in the tombola, but she had stormed out before they called the
>winning numbers. I won an early version of I Saw It In The Mirror, but
>accidentally dropped it in the food mixer when I got home, and it was
>ruined...... such a shame, a quality song like that.
I'm sure it was quite delish though. Did you add a dipping sauce to it?
Vinyl pressings of that song on its own can be quite bland...
Cheers
Podmix
The future is a rarity
Nathan Firby
*snip*
> ... I won an early version of I Saw It In The Mirror, but
> accidentally dropped it in the food mixer when I got home, and it was
> ruined...... such a shame, a quality song like that.
Oh, no! Seven years bad luck!
Keith Griffiths
>>Barely....the winning poodle had somewhat sharp teeth (without a gap, I
>>might add...). Had it not been for a good left hook from ol' Aggy to
>finish
>>off Ulrikaa, then we might be singing "My my, at Chadwell Heath,
>>Na-poodle-an did keel over".
>
>
>LOLOL!
>
>I'm grateful she won then. While this has a certain...ambience to it, I
>think Bjorn's lyrics are infinitley more commercial.
True....such a shame, I'd have bought it. Then again, I bought The Cartoons
singles "Witch Doctor" and "Doodah"....
>>>And the prize?
>>
>>
>>Some happy thoughts, and some new Frida Brand Mascara, to brighten up
those
>>dull evenings.
>>
>>>Not a signed copy of The Visitors on CD I hope. They're a dime a dozen
and
>>>not really worth much to anyone.
>>
>>That was in the tombola, but she had stormed out before they called the
>>winning numbers. I won an early version of I Saw It In The Mirror, but
>>accidentally dropped it in the food mixer when I got home, and it was
>>ruined...... such a shame, a quality song like that.
>
>
>I'm sure it was quite delish though. Did you add a dipping sauce to it?
>Vinyl pressings of that song on its own can be quite bland...
Nothing was able to brighten it up. In the end I took it ground up into a
paste, with a quick shot of Smirnoff to make sure it didn't get stuck on the
way down.....yeugxh.
KEITH.
Keith Griffiths
>Keith Griffiths wrote:
>
>*snip*
>
>> ... I won an early version of I Saw It In The Mirror, but
>> accidentally dropped it in the food mixer when I got home, and it was
>> ruined...... such a shame, a quality song like that.
>
LOL! I just got that....I'm a bit slow today.
KEITH.
Podmix
Keith Griffiths wrote in message <7k6eov$st9$1...@news4.svr.pol.co.uk>...
>Podmix wrote in message ...
>
>>>Barely....the winning poodle had somewhat sharp teeth (without a gap, I
>>>might add...). Had it not been for a good left hook from ol' Aggy to
>>finish
>>>off Ulrikaa, then we might be singing "My my, at Chadwell Heath,
>>>Na-poodle-an did keel over".
>>
>>
>>LOLOL!
>>
>>I'm grateful she won then. While this has a certain...ambience to it, I
>>think Bjorn's lyrics are infinitley more commercial.
>
>
>True....such a shame, I'd have bought it. Then again, I bought The
Cartoons
>singles "Witch Doctor" and "Doodah"....
And yet you put an ABBA song in the blender? With your collection, I'm sure
there were many more eminently choosable songs.
>>>That was in the tombola, but she had stormed out before they called the
>>>winning numbers. I won an early version of I Saw It In The Mirror, but
>>>accidentally dropped it in the food mixer when I got home, and it was
>>>ruined...... such a shame, a quality song like that.
>>
>>
>>I'm sure it was quite delish though. Did you add a dipping sauce to it?
>>Vinyl pressings of that song on its own can be quite bland...
>
>
>Nothing was able to brighten it up. In the end I took it ground up into a
>paste, with a quick shot of Smirnoff to make sure it didn't get stuck on
the
>way down.....yeugxh.
Next time try Midori. Probably improve the flavour of both.
Cheers
Podmix
The future is a place you should never mix your drinks
Vămpire§s & Lilly
> Who cares?
> I sure don't!
> Why can't she just have the but she has without you guys talking about it.
> Look at it this way!
> You're a famous person and people on the internet talks about your but.
> Very funny. I gotta say!
>
> Miriam
>
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Jan Opsal <jano...@NOSPAM.online.no> wrote in message
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Nathan Firby
>at least she doesn't have a stick up her ass.........
Ooooh, can I have one of those?
Keith Griffiths
>
>Keith Griffiths wrote in message <7k6eov$st9$1...@news4.svr.pol.co.uk>...
>Cartoons
>>singles "Witch Doctor" and "Doodah"....
>
>
>And yet you put an ABBA song in the blender? With your collection, I'm sure
>there were many more eminently choosable songs.
Yes, but it was I Saw It In The Mirror....whenever I hear that song I run
and put Bananarama on the stereo.
>>>>That was in the tombola, but she had stormed out before they called the
>>>>winning numbers. I won an early version of I Saw It In The Mirror, but
>>>>accidentally dropped it in the food mixer when I got home, and it was
>>>>ruined...... such a shame, a quality song like that.
>>>
>>>
>>>I'm sure it was quite delish though. Did you add a dipping sauce to it?
>>>Vinyl pressings of that song on its own can be quite bland...
>>
>>
>>Nothing was able to brighten it up. In the end I took it ground up into a
>>paste, with a quick shot of Smirnoff to make sure it didn't get stuck on
>the
>>way down.....yeugxh.
>
>
>Next time try Midori. Probably improve the flavour of both.
Have to wait until I am 18, until then Smirnoff is all I can get hold of.
>Podmix
>The future is a place you should never mix your drinks
Well I already do that, much to the disappointment of my friends, apart from
Alco-Mary.
KEITH.
Jan Opsal
Ed <sid....@virgin.net> skrev i
meldingsnyheter:37658E...@virgin.net...
> Jan Opsal wrote:
> >
> > Ed <sid....@virgin.net> skrev i
> > meldingsnyheter:376259...@virgin.net...
> > > Anybody seen it recently?
> > >
> > > Ed
> >
> > I sure don't!
> > Why can't she just have the but she has without you guys talking about
it.
> > Look at it this way!
> > You're a famous person and people on the internet talks about your but.
> > Very funny. I gotta say!
> >
> > Miriam
>
>
> How cute is it ?!
>
> Ed.
Oh! It's quite cute. Hello!!!
Am I the only one on this newsgroup with a sence of respect for the actual
stars.
Duh!
Pardon me for saying this, but how big idiots are you guys.
I hate the fact that you can't be a star without having everybody talking
about you, in not alway a very good way.
Ok. blame me for beeing old-fashioned or paranoid but please, they're human
as well!
Miriam
.
Vămpire§s & Lilly
news:3767810E...@online-club.de...
> Lilly quipped:
>
> >at least she doesn't have a stick up her ass.........
>
> Ooooh, can I have one of those?
>
only coz you asked nicely.......perhaps you could borrow Miriam's
Podmix
Keith Griffiths wrote in message <7k8ei4$jid$1...@news5.svr.pol.co.uk>...
>>And yet you put an ABBA song in the blender? With your collection, I'm
sure
>>there were many more eminently choosable songs.
>
>
>Yes, but it was I Saw It In The Mirror....whenever I hear that song I run
>and put Bananarama on the stereo.
What sort of aversion therapy have you been undergoing anyway?
Sound tres unusual...
>Have to wait until I am 18, until then Smirnoff is all I can get hold of.
Omigod, I've just been acquiring alcohol for somebody underage! Honest,
officer, he looked over 18 and he told me he was.
Thanks a bunch Keith!
>>The future is a place you should never mix your drinks
>
>
>Well I already do that, much to the disappointment of my friends, apart
from
>Alco-Mary.
Nasty. Take it from an old, old, old, old hand at this: unless you seriously
enjoy long mornings of sore heads and saying goodbye to stomach linings,
you'll get pissed on one thing only.
Of course, only after you turn 18.
:-)
Podmix
The future is somewhere you never encourage alcoholism
Podmix
Vămpire§s & Lilly wrote in message
>Nathan Firby <nathan...@online-club.de> wrote in message
>news:3767810E...@online-club.de...
>> Lilly quipped:
>>
>> >at least she doesn't have a stick up her ass.........
>>
>> Ooooh, can I have one of those?
>>
>
>only coz you asked nicely.......perhaps you could borrow Miriam's
I don't want to borrow it now, if anyone's interested.
...
Oh, you weren't.
Cheers anyway
Podmix
The future is eurgh!
Nathan Firby
>Am I the only one on this newsgroup with a sence of respect for the actual
>stars. Duh!
No. We're just having some harmless fun, Miriam. Lighten up. I respect them all
- but seeing as they're not likely to ever learn of our silliness, I'm not
particularly worried about offending them. Read some of our serious mails and
you'll see that we are all straight-laced ABBA fans.
>Pardon me for saying this, but how big idiots are you guys.
Huh? We big idiots? You bad grammar. Who idiot?
>I hate the fact that you can't be a star without having everybody talking
>about you, in not alway a very good way.
Oh, are you a very big star, then? Gosh! Terrible English, a big star and
frightfully defensive... you're not Agnetha by any chance, are you?
>Ok. blame me for beeing old-fashioned or paranoid but please, they're human
>as well!
Well, actually Miriam, we should let you into a little secret... All four of
the members of ABBA are actually from a distant planet called syzlöalkj
(although that doesn't really translate well). The syzlöalkjinians are a
peaceful race who make beautiful music from morning to night (which is a long
time, as a day on syzlöalkj lasts three of our earth years). They were nothing
out of the ordinary on their planet so, longing to be worshipped, they borrowed
a clapped-out space shuttle from Björn's auntie Doris, (who, to this day,
remains totally pissed off, as they never returned it), and set out for the
bright lights of Londonium, the capital of popular music on planet earth.
Unfortunately, the controls on this piece of junk jammed and they were forced
to crash-land in Sweden. This was 1972 ... the rest is history.
Nathan
(currently under psychiatric observation)
Nathan Firby
>only coz you asked nicely.......perhaps you could borrow Miriam's
& Pod added:
>I don't want to borrow it now, if anyone's interested.
HEY, Pod! Get your own bloody stick... I asked first! Crikey, you're
ALWAYS jumping the queue (something we brits abhor!!!).
As to poor Miriam, I'm sure her heart is in the right place... even if
her stick isn't.
Jan Opsal
> (currently under psychiatric observation)
And please, stop criticize my english.
I know it aint the best, fut for a 14 year old Norwegian girl, I don't recon
it's too bad.
So please find someone else to teeze!
Miriam
Nathan Firby
I had no idea how old you are and didn't stop to think that you might not be a
native English speaker. Sorry.
Welcome to the group. Let your hair down and have loads of fun.
Nathan
Jan Opsal schrieb:
Thomas Beyer
>
> And please, stop criticize my english.
The internet's official languge is BROKEN English, some
native-speakers seem to forget this. I think Nathan's German is quite
funny, but unjust, as he is, he doesn't do anything in Norwegian, to
make you, Miriam laugh too.
More than this, you must notice, that Nathan even dares to criticize
ABBA's English.
"The Gods may throw a dice", all right: one die, two dice ... BUT ...
aleae iactae sunt ...
The Gods are allways right!!!!!!
> I know it aint the best, fut for a 14 year old Norwegian girl, I don't recon
> it's too bad.
I am pleased to hear this. Once again ABBA saved an innocent soul.
ALHCBO
Keith Griffiths
Podmix wrote in message ...
>
><snip bits of Nathan being let off his lead for too long...>
<snip more bits that Podmix left in>
>While this is in theory all quite possible, I'm furious cos you've just
>thrown out all the pre-1972 stuff such as Lycka, all the solo stuff from
the
>sixties and half my collection that I spent half a lifetime and oodles of
>money acquiring.
HEJ GAMLE MAN!!!!!!!
I ABSOLUTELY adore that song.
>Thanks a bunch!
>
>Podmix
>The future is retrospectively disintegrating
Keith Griffiths
'Come along now people, play nicely.....now, here's a happy song to cheer us
all up.'
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
...Ring rings and Poodles, Agnetha with mittens
ABBA Gold packages tied up with plastic,
These are my favourite things, aren't they fantastic?
KEITH. (with help from Julie Andrews)
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http://www.angelfire.com/ak/vark/index.html
Thomas Beyer wrote in message <37694B08...@t-online.de>...
kab...@7of.9
wrote:
>
>Nathan Firby wrote in message <3768DA6B...@online-club.de>...
><snip bits of Nathan being let off his lead for too long...>
>
>
>>Well, actually Miriam, we should let you into a little secret... All four
>of
>>the members of ABBA are actually from a distant planet called syzlöalkj
>>(although that doesn't really translate well). The syzlöalkjinians are a
>>peaceful race who make beautiful music from morning to night (which is a
>long
>>time, as a day on syzlöalkj lasts three of our earth years). They were
>nothing
>>out of the ordinary on their planet so, longing to be worshipped, they
>borrowed
>>a clapped-out space shuttle from Björn's auntie Doris, (who, to this day,
>>remains totally pissed off, as they never returned it), and set out for the
>>bright lights of Londonium, the capital of popular music on planet earth.
>>Unfortunately, the controls on this piece of junk jammed and they were
>forced
>>to crash-land in Sweden. This was 1972 ... the rest is history.
>
>
>While this is in theory all quite possible, I'm furious cos you've just
>thrown out all the pre-1972 stuff such as Lycka, all the solo stuff from the
>sixties and half my collection that I spent half a lifetime and oodles of
>money acquiring.
>
>Thanks a bunch!
**Actually, you're still ok, Bjorn and Benny were here before '72 on a
scouting mission to discover if humans were gullible enough to
purchase pop perfection in mass quantities.
>
>Podmix
>The future is retrospectively disintegrating
**Well, I'm looking forward to it...er, or is that backwards to it?
kaboomie
Podmix
Nathan Firby wrote in message <3768DAEE...@online-club.de>...
>Lilly wrote:
>
>>only coz you asked nicely.......perhaps you could borrow Miriam's
>
>& Pod added:
>
>>I don't want to borrow it now, if anyone's interested.
>
>HEY, Pod! Get your own bloody stick... I asked first!
Um... I think you're welcome to it. I just hate hand-me-downs!
Cheers
Podmix
The future is a reflection of the past
Podmix
Nathan Firby wrote in message <3768DA6B...@online-club.de>...
<snip bits of Nathan being let off his lead for too long...>
>Well, actually Miriam, we should let you into a little secret... All four
of
>the members of ABBA are actually from a distant planet called syzlöalkj
>(although that doesn't really translate well). The syzlöalkjinians are a
>peaceful race who make beautiful music from morning to night (which is a
long
>time, as a day on syzlöalkj lasts three of our earth years). They were
nothing
>out of the ordinary on their planet so, longing to be worshipped, they
borrowed
>a clapped-out space shuttle from Björn's auntie Doris, (who, to this day,
>remains totally pissed off, as they never returned it), and set out for the
>bright lights of Londonium, the capital of popular music on planet earth.
>Unfortunately, the controls on this piece of junk jammed and they were
forced
>to crash-land in Sweden. This was 1972 ... the rest is history.
While this is in theory all quite possible, I'm furious cos you've just
thrown out all the pre-1972 stuff such as Lycka, all the solo stuff from the
sixties and half my collection that I spent half a lifetime and oodles of
money acquiring.
Thanks a bunch!
Podmix
The future is retrospectively disintegrating
Jan Opsal
Nathan Firby <nathan...@online-club.de> skrev i
meldingsnyheter:376917AF...@online-club.de...
> Please accept my honest apology, Miriam.
>
> I had no idea how old you are and didn't stop to think that you might not
be a
> native English speaker. Sorry.
>
> Welcome to the group. Let your hair down and have loads of fun.
>
> Nathan
>
Thanks!!
You're a real cool person did you know that.
A person who admits his mistakes!
The world needs more people like you!!!
Miriam
Nathan Firby
you're thinking, Poddy) before thinking.... Thank God for Kaboomie's rational
explanation!
;-)
Podmix schrieb:
Nathan Firby
> **Actually, you're still ok, Bjorn and Benny were here before '72 on a
> scouting mission to discover if humans were gullible enough to
> purchase pop perfection in mass quantities.
Thankyou, Kaboomie. A million trillion zillion squillion thanks!
You just saved my (cute) ass ;-)
Nathan Firby
(I could've written LOLASMP etc - but I can never decipher the little bastards)
Nathan Firby
Strange, I remember you telling me that you could hardly wait until your
sister had grown out of her underwear... Oh well, I suppose a girl's
allowed to change her mind.
;-)
Nathan Firby
>Thanks!!
>You're a real cool person did you know that.
*blush*
Oh, I feel a song coming on...
"I'm nothing special,
In fact I'm a bloody great bore,
If I invited myself round to your place
You'd probably show me the door..."
>A person who admits his mistakes!
I was sorry that you took it the wrong way. It's difficult to 'hear' the humour
in written words sometimes, but I wasn't being intentionally rude.
>The world needs more people like you!!!
I'm two-a-penny, hon!
Oh, no - I feel another song coming on...
"I am not too good to be true
In this newsgroup you get
two for the price of one"
Nah - makes no sense... but then neither does a lot of the crap I write.
Nathan
Wishing that people would quit thinking that I'm *really* critizing them
Nathan Firby
>The internet's official languge is BROKEN English, some
>native-speakers seem to forget this. I think Nathan's German is quite
>funny, but unjust, as he is, he doesn't do anything in Norwegian, to
>make you, Miriam laugh too.
I don't really give a damn about anyone's English. Miriam called me an idiot and I
was childish and spiteful in my retort - and I'm sorry. I didn't mean really mean
it - honest! Can I please come down from my room now, please?
As to my German being quite funny. Thomas, Sie sind Lillys nächster Kandidat! (I'm
reverting to 'Sie' 'cause I'm in a huff).
>More than this, you must notice, that Nathan even dares to criticize
>ABBA's English.
>
>"The Gods may throw a dice", all right: one die, two dice ... BUT ...
>aleae iactae sunt ...
I don't understand the last bit - but Hey, I'm allowed to view my airs and graces
- or was that air my views with grace - whatever... The 'dice' example is a
mistake that many native speakers make... I wish I'd never mentioned it now.
>The Gods are allways right!!!!!!
I'll say my hail Mary's and beg for forgiveness.
>ALHCBO
What means this please?
Nathan
(proofing that he is also making the misstooks in the langwich)
Sian Williams
online.de> writes
>More than this, you must notice, that Nathan even dares to criticize
>ABBA's English.
>
>"The Gods may throw a dice", all right: one die, two dice ... BUT ...
>aleae iactae sunt ...
>
>The Gods are allways right!!!!!!
>
(says in an outraged tone) Yes, Nathan's temerity knows no bounds - why,
he even criticised me!
(calming down a little) But as I recently confessed I can be just a
teensy bit pedantic too and Nathan's right about the dice. Not quite as
much a blunder as "since many years" .... but how would the line have
ended if it was grammatically correct?
The gods may throw a die
Their minds as cold as ... pie?
--
Sian
kab...@7of.9
**/me writes on her calendar: Saved Nathan's cute (_I_) butt. My week
is now complete :-)
kaboomie
Keith
Thomas Beyer
Nathan Firby wrote:
> I don't really give a damn about anyone's English.
You don't???
> As to my German being quite funny.
The problem is: jokes about German are difficult, and few of you out
there understand them.
In English one single letter omitted can be a great joke and eyerybody
understands. So it's better to look, what becomes of the "fist-years"!
(For those who didn't read the other thread: first - fist)
Therefore I promise:
no more German
> >aleae iactae sunt ...
no more Latin
and being a bit more on topic:
> >ALHCBO
>
> What means this please?
Agnetha laughing her cute bottom off
Podmix
Nathan Firby wrote in message <376A4795...@online-club.de>...
>Miriam layed it on a bit thick:
>
>>Thanks!!
>>You're a real cool person did you know that.
Thanks a bunch Miriam! Now there's no telling how his ego will burst with
that!
>*blush*
>
>Oh, I feel a song coming on...
<cringe> Oh, now you've really done it!
>"I'm nothing special,
>In fact I'm a bloody great bore,
>If I invited myself round to your place
>You'd probably show me the door..."
Thank you we'll get back to you mate. Next please!
<whispers to assistant director> Where do they get these bloody no-talents
from!
>>The world needs more people like you!!!
Let me tell you, one's plenty already!
>I'm two-a-penny, hon!
>
>Oh, no - I feel another song coming on...
Is there no stopping this guy!
>"I am not too good to be true
>In this newsgroup you get
>two for the price of one"
>
>Nah - makes no sense... but then neither does a lot of the crap I write.
>
>Nathan
>Wishing that people would quit thinking that I'm *really* critizing them
It's okay Nathan, I'm too thick-skinned to be offended by you. But next time
you do, you better watch it!
;-)
Podmix
The future is open-ended threats
Podmix
Thomas Beyer wrote in message <376C2D5C...@t-online.de>...
>> >ALHCBO
>>
>> What means this please?
>
>Agnetha laughing her cute bottom off
I did too! This is great!
Cheers
Podmix
TFIASPFOA
(The future is a strange place full of acronyms)
Podmix
kaboom@7of.9 wrote in message <3769731...@209.142.193.71>...
>>>Unfortunately, the controls on this piece of junk jammed and they were
>>forced
>>>to crash-land in Sweden. This was 1972 ... the rest is history.
>>
>>
>>While this is in theory all quite possible, I'm furious cos you've just
>>thrown out all the pre-1972 stuff such as Lycka, all the solo stuff from
the
>>sixties and half my collection that I spent half a lifetime and oodles of
>>money acquiring.
>>
>>Thanks a bunch!
>
>**Actually, you're still ok, Bjorn and Benny were here before '72 on a
>scouting mission to discover if humans were gullible enough to
>purchase pop perfection in mass quantities.
Are your sure they didn't zap the indigenous population with "you vill love
ABBA's music" rays or do something to the water supply.
There's a great conspiracy theory to be had here!
>>The future is retrospectively disintegrating
>
>**Well, I'm looking forward to it...er, or is that backwards to it?
Strangely enough, it's possible to do both at the same time.
Podmix
The future is a let off for Nathan through kaboomie's kind intervention.
Podmix
Nathan Firby wrote in message <376A47D0...@online-club.de>...
That was her blouse. And she said no- I was a big enough one already.
Podmix
The future is ... um... thingy
Podmix
Keith wrote in message ...
Yup.
Her dogs.
Podmix
The future is hiding from you
Clarence Couillard
A religious (Agape ministries) man once told me ABBA sold their souls to the
devil for the incredible success they achieved. That was a strange
experience, and definitely the oddest thing I've ever heard anyone say about
the big A Bs. PRRRR for now. Tnglkty
Podmix <pod...@ozemail.com.au> wrote in message
news:fBWa3.1035$jW....@ozemail.com.au...
kab...@7of.9
wrote:
>
>kaboom@7of.9 wrote in message <3769731...@209.142.193.71>...
>
>>>>Unfortunately, the controls on this piece of junk jammed and they were
>>>forced
>>>>to crash-land in Sweden. This was 1972 ... the rest is history.
>>>
>>>
>>>While this is in theory all quite possible, I'm furious cos you've just
>>>thrown out all the pre-1972 stuff such as Lycka, all the solo stuff from
>the
>>>sixties and half my collection that I spent half a lifetime and oodles of
>>>money acquiring.
>>>
>>>Thanks a bunch!
>>
>>**Actually, you're still ok, Bjorn and Benny were here before '72 on a
>>scouting mission to discover if humans were gullible enough to
>>purchase pop perfection in mass quantities.
>
>
>Are your sure they didn't zap the indigenous population with "you vill love
>ABBA's music" rays or do something to the water supply.
**Well, if it was ABBA rays it left me with a lousy tan but I love
music from the 70s. Water supply? I've never thought of ABBA as pop's
equivalent to cryptosporidium.
>
>There's a great conspiracy theory to be had here!
**I'm frightened to think ppl would start posting to
alt.conspiracy.abba.
>
>>>The future is retrospectively disintegrating
>>
>>**Well, I'm looking forward to it...er, or is that backwards to it?
>
>Strangely enough, it's possible to do both at the same time.
**Oh No! Time paradoxes! I better go watch Star Trek Voyager to study
up on it. And I'm not just watching it to stare at Seven of Nine's
heaving bosoms.
>
>Podmix
>The future is a let off for Nathan through kaboomie's kind intervention.
>
**That boy owes me an industrial-size bag 'o' potato chips and some
onion dip of gratitude.
kaboomie
Nathan Firby
>**That boy owes me an industrial-size bag 'o' potato chips and some
>onion dip of gratitude.
They're yours Kaboomie! With a mega large tub of chocolate-fudge-chip-ice-cream
to prove my sincerity.
Nathan Firby
>Thank you we'll get back to you mate. Next please!
>
><whispers to assistant director> Where do they get these bloody no-talents
>from!
Assistant director to Podmix: ZZzzzzzzzzzzz. Huh? What? Sorry did you say
something (interesting)?
>>>The world needs more people like you!!!
>
>Let me tell you, one's plenty already!
Well, I wish the world had a few more Pod's in it - then I could have the
satisfaction of killing you over and over again.
>>I'm two-a-penny, hon!
>>
>>Oh, no - I feel another song coming on...
>
>Is there no stopping this guy!
Short of a machine gun? (Actually 'two-a-penny' was a reference to my escort
rates).
>It's okay Nathan, I'm too thick-skinned to be offended by you. But next time
>you do, you better watch it!
Without Lilly you are nothing. Thou art a wimp of the highest rank, Sir Pod. A
Lilly-livered (pun intended) coward and a blaggard.
Nathan Firby
>(says in an outraged tone) Yes, Nathan's temerity knows no bounds - why,
>he even criticised me!
Gosh, I am indeed brave!
>(calming down a little) But as I recently confessed I can be just a
>teensy bit pedantic too and Nathan's right about the dice.
I think 'anal' is the word you're looking for ;-)
>Not quite as much a blunder as "since many years"
Gosh - Sian. Be prepared for the flood of hate mail coming your way.
Can anybody else think of any 'blunders', so that we may now slag you off
for being observant. I actually never questioned the "since many years"
thing - I've only just for the first time ever, realised that it's incorrect
English... d'oh!
> .... but how would the line have
>ended if it was grammatically correct?
>
>The gods may throw a die
>Their minds as cold as ... pie?
No, they would have had to change the whole line... perhaps then:
The gods may throw a die
Their minds as cold as pie, like what has been in the fridge, innit.
They would have had to sing this very quickly to fit the music and we could
then have had a debate as to exactly what it is that they were singing...
ooh, deja vu.
Nathan Firby
>OK and sorry. Let's stop that language stuff.
No bloody way, Thomas. This is fun, fun, fun. Oh... alright then.
>> I don't really give a damn about anyone's English.
>
>You don't???
The word *really* was the operative word of that sentence, Thomas. I like
to stir the shit (as we say in the UK).
>The problem is: jokes about German are difficult, and few of you out
>there understand them.
Yeah - we should stick to English. That way everybody understands and I
can pick up on everybody's mistakes without making any myself ;-))
>In English one single letter omitted can be a great joke and eyerybody
>understands. So it's better to look, what becomes of the "fist-years"!
>(For those who didn't read the other thread: first - fist)
Yeah - sorry, I couldn't resist that one...
>Therefore I promise:
>
>no more German
Schade! (shame)
>> >aleae iactae sunt ...
>no more Latin
Just as well, 'cause I can't even remember the latin from 'The Piper' (Sub
Lunar something or other).
>and being a bit more on topic:
But only a bit, please. Some of us need our cheap laughs!
>> >ALHCBO
>>
>> What means this please?
>
>Agnetha laughing her cute bottom off
LOL! Excellent.
Jan Opsal
This is getting a little out of line.
Are we having a little argument?
Hmmm...what can we do to stop world war 3 of becoming reality!
hmmm...Podmix, you've got a really stupid name, but anyway...do you have any
reason for insulting my compliments for a nice guy. Or is that all you use
your precsious time on?
Nathan...you go girl (sorry about that, it just fitted in, I'm not saying
you're a girl!!!!)
maybe I should say you go for it.
Yeah, that's better...
Well, Podmix, you go mix yourself into someone elses buisniss. Okay?
Miriam
You guy's wrote:
Nathan Firby <nathan...@online-club.de> skrev i
meldingsnyheter:376E37D3...@online-club.de...
Sian Williams
<nathan...@online-club.de> writes
>Sian admonished:
>
>>(says in an outraged tone) Yes, Nathan's temerity knows no bounds - why,
>>he even criticised me!
>
>Gosh, I am indeed brave!
>
>>(calming down a little) But as I recently confessed I can be just a
>>teensy bit pedantic too and Nathan's right about the dice.
>
>I think 'anal' is the word you're looking for ;-)
Or very foolish! In any event I was comparing myself to you so that
makes us a pair of ... never mind.
>
>>Not quite as much a blunder as "since many years"
>
>Gosh - Sian. Be prepared for the flood of hate mail coming your way.
>
I can take it, babe. I'm still waiting for Eric to come back and have
the scrap ... where is he? Off researching new ABBA "facts"?
>Can anybody else think of any 'blunders', so that we may now slag you off
>for being observant. I actually never questioned the "since many years"
>thing - I've only just for the first time ever, realised that it's incorrect
>English... d'oh!
>
>> .... but how would the line have
>>ended if it was grammatically correct?
>>
>>The gods may throw a die
>>Their minds as cold as ... pie?
>
>No, they would have had to change the whole line... perhaps then:
>
>The gods may throw a die
>Their minds as cold as pie, like what has been in the fridge, innit.
>
>They would have had to sing this very quickly to fit the music and we could
>then have had a debate as to exactly what it is that they were singing...
>ooh, deja vu.
>
Think I prefer Agnetha having a bit of a dig (remember her pushing the
plate away?) ...
The gods may throw a die
Their minds as cold as pie (Frida ate much more than I)
--
Sian ;->
Podmix
Nathan Firby wrote in message <376E37D3...@online-club.de>...
>Podmix wrote:
>
>>Thank you we'll get back to you mate. Next please!
>>
>><whispers to assistant director> Where do they get these bloody no-talents
>>from!
>
>Assistant director to Podmix: ZZzzzzzzzzzzz. Huh? What? Sorry did you say
>something (interesting)?
<SLAP!!!>
How dare you sir! When I speak people sit up and listen.
It's nothing to do with them being tied to chairs with electric cables
attached, I might remind you.
>Well, I wish the world had a few more Pod's in it - then I could have the
>satisfaction of killing you over and over again.
I just love that Erasure song "Love to Hate You".
But it's okay, Nathan, I could just love you to death too!
>>>I'm two-a-penny, hon!
>>>
>>>Oh, no - I feel another song coming on...
>>
>>Is there no stopping this guy!
>
>Short of a machine gun? (Actually 'two-a-penny' was a reference to my
escort
>rates).
Being so virtuous, I'm sure don't know what you mean.
<batts eyelashes demurely>
>
>>It's okay Nathan, I'm too thick-skinned to be offended by you. But next
time
>>you do, you better watch it!
>
>Without Lilly you are nothing. Thou art a wimp of the highest rank, Sir
Pod. A
>Lilly-livered (pun intended) coward and a blaggard.
It's not true! Liar liar pants on fire!
I'm dobbing!
Lilly! Lilly, Nathan's teasing me!
Podmix
The future is an all-in-brawl
Podmix
Jan Opsal wrote in message ...
>Hey!
>This is getting a little out of line.
We've just started, hehehe.
>Are we having a little argument?
Lover's tiff, actually.
>Hmmm...what can we do to stop world war 3 of becoming reality!
>hmmm...Podmix, you've got a really stupid name,
<snide voice>
Yeah, so are you a boy or a girl, *Jan*?
<end snide voice>
> but anyway...do you have any
>reason for insulting my compliments for a nice guy.
Sorry you felt your compliments were insulted. I thought I was insulting
Nathan. Ah, well seems I get two for the price of one...
>Or is that all you use
>your precsious time on?
No. I pick my nose sometimes.
And listen to ABBA.
>Nathan...you go girl (sorry about that, it just fitted in, I'm not saying
>you're a girl!!!!)
Best left to me to handle that one.
>maybe I should say you go for it.
>Yeah, that's better...
>Well, Podmix, you go mix yourself into someone elses buisniss. Okay?
Sorry, can't do it. Not enough happens in my sordid little life so I gotta
get involved in other peoples' affairs. Well, a guy's gotta keep busy you
know...idle hands etcetc...
BTW, this has all been written highly tongue in cheek, so please don't be
offended (I just read through it and could see some of it being taken that
way- no harm or nastiness intended)
Cheers
Podmix
The future is rendered safe by the usual disclaimers
Podmix
the sort of guy you don't want in the puplit to bring down God's wrath upon
himself and the congregation.
Cheers
Podmix
The future is an immaculate perception
Clarence Couillard wrote in message <7kiuej$rn...@medusa.bresnan.net>...
Podmix
kaboom@7of.9 wrote in message <376d6c42...@209.142.193.71>...
>>Are your sure they didn't zap the indigenous population with "you vill
love
>>ABBA's music" rays or do something to the water supply.
>
>**Well, if it was ABBA rays it left me with a lousy tan but I love
>music from the 70s. Water supply? I've never thought of ABBA as pop's
>equivalent to cryptosporidium.
>
But I can think of lots of other bands whose music is hazardous to the
population.
>>There's a great conspiracy theory to be had here!
>
>**I'm frightened to think ppl would start posting to
>alt.conspiracy.abba.
>
The real meaning of The Visitors and subtexts. Creepy!
>>>>The future is retrospectively disintegrating
>>>
>>>**Well, I'm looking forward to it...er, or is that backwards to it?
>>
>>Strangely enough, it's possible to do both at the same time.
>
>**Oh No! Time paradoxes! I better go watch Star Trek Voyager to study
>up on it. And I'm not just watching it to stare at Seven of Nine's
>heaving bosoms.
>
But dontcha just love Janeway! Pisses it in over Shitner, Petard and the one
from Deep Sleep 9.
>>The future is a let off for Nathan through kaboomie's kind intervention.
>>
>
>**That boy owes me an industrial-size bag 'o' potato chips and some
>onion dip of gratitude.
Go for a salsa, while you're at it. Make him pay!
Cheers
Podmix
The future is a debt I can never repay
Podmix
Nathan Firby wrote in message <376E36C9...@online-club.de>...
>Kaboomie wrote:
>
>>**That boy owes me an industrial-size bag 'o' potato chips and some
>>onion dip of gratitude.
>
chocolate-fudge-chip-ice-cream
>to prove my sincerity.
And a stomach pump for if they're eaten at the one sitting. Play some ABBA
while you're at it, maybe.
Just some suggestions to make the evening go more smoothly.
:-)
Podmix
The future is a gastronomic delight
-=^Vămpire§s & Lilly^=-
stick out of your ass !!!!!
--
Unpleasant Dreams!!
-= Vămpire§s & Lilly =-
__________________________________________________
http://home.primus.com.au/nosferatu
"Listen sister!! If I wanted your opinion, I'd beat it outa ya!!"
__________________________________________________
Podmix <pod...@ozemail.com.au> wrote in message
news:eeAb3.186$D57....@ozemail.com.au...
> Podmix
> The future is an all-in-brawl
>
>
Nathan Firby
>Hey!
>This is getting a little out of line.
Yeah - isn't it fun?
>Are we having a little argument?
No, nothing so harmless... this is a catfight.
>Hmmm...what can we do to stop world war 3 of becoming reality!
Oh, it's not as bad as world war 3 - we don't intend to use nuclear weapons -
yet.
>hmmm...Podmix, you've got a really stupid name,
Oh crikey - Poddy's getting out the cruise missiles. (Now, Miriam - that wasn't
a nice thing to say).
>but anyway...do you have any reason for insulting my compliments
>for a nice guy.
Oh, I do love this newsgroup - I've got myself a newsgroupie.
>Or is that all you use your precsious time on?
Well, he may be a sad individual but he does have other pastimes - but I can't
disclose them to you as you are still so young.
>Nathan...you go girl (sorry about that, it just fitted in, I'm not saying
>you're a girl!!!!)
LOL. Don't apologise, Miriam. If the stilletos fit, I'll wear 'em (that is if
they don't clash with my little black number) ;-)
>Well, Podmix, you go mix yourself into someone elses buisniss. Okay?
But that's what he was doing... mixing himself into someone else's business...
ours.
Ciao bella
Nathan
p.s.: Poddy and I aren't at war *really*. He's just pissed at me because he
caught me cheating on him ;-) We do actually like each other (but don't tell
anyone).
Nathan Firby
<SLAP!!!>
It must be love!
>How dare you sir! When I speak people sit up and listen.
>
>It's nothing to do with them being tied to chairs with electric cables
>attached, I might remind you.
Attached to any particular part of the anatomy? (What are you doing this
evening?)
>I just love that Erasure song "Love to Hate You".
>
>But it's okay, Nathan, I could just love you to death too!
Poke till you croak! Screw till you're through!
>>...Actually 'two-a-penny' was a reference to my
>>escort rates).
>
>Being so virtuous, I'm sure don't know what you mean.
You will, darling - when you get the bill.
><batts eyelashes demurely>
A propos eyelashes... Barbara Cartland wants 'em back!
>It's not true! Liar liar pants on fire!
>
>I'm dobbing!
Dobbing? What is this meaning, Mix of Pod?
>Lilly! Lilly, Nathan's teasing me!
Yeah, come one Lilly - Pod's getting out of hand again... Your computer beating
the shit out of you again?
Nathan Firby
>Lover's tiff, actually.
Oh, so it's not over then? Great. (Damn! How do I let the guy down lightly?)
><snide voice>
>
>Yeah, so are you a boy or a girl, *Jan*?
>
><end snide voice>
<superciliously snide voice>
Podmix, considering that Miriam is a fourteen year old girl, I think we can
safely assume that 'Jan' is her daddy... dunderhead.
<end supersiciliously snide voice>.
>Sorry you felt your compliments were insulted. I thought I was insulting
>Nathan.
Oh, well - that makes it alright then. (Becoming overly senistive and sobbing
into his handkerchief).
>No. I pick my nose sometimes.
Sometimes?? Like 99% of the time - you could park a beetle in each nostril.
>And listen to ABBA.
Whilst picking his nose.
>>Nathan...you go girl (sorry about that, it just fitted in, I'm not saying
>>you're a girl!!!!)
>
>Best left to me to handle that one.
Another empty promise.
>BTW, this has all been written highly tongue in cheek, so please don't be
>offended (I just read through it and could see some of it being taken that
>way- no harm or nastiness intended)
It's true Miriam - Pod's a big fat pussycat. Go ahead and stroke his tummy.
Nathan Firby
>>Gosh, I am indeed brave!
>
>Or foolish.
Quite.
>>I think 'anal' is the word you're looking for ;-)
>
>Or very foolish! In any event I was comparing myself to you so that
>makes us a pair of ... never mind.
Come in and grab a stool (yuch).
>>Gosh - Sian. Be prepared for the flood of hate mail coming your way.
>
>I can take it, babe. I'm still waiting for Eric to come back and have
>the scrap ... where is he? Off researching new ABBA "facts"?
Probably licking his wounds - and at the same time working on his new book "ABBA:
The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing but the Truth".
>Think I prefer Agnetha having a bit of a dig (remember her pushing the
>plate away?) ...
Are we back to the nose-picking business again? Poddy'll have something to say
about that (yuch, I'd hate to see how conjealed his keyboard must be).
>The gods may throw a die
>Their minds as cold as pie (Frida ate much more than I)
LOLOLOL.
And Frida sings backup vocals:
The gods may throw a die
Agnetha told a lie ('cause she ate the whole friggin' pie)
It simply is a pain
Why should I ... always have to sing the bloody backup vocals?
Podmix
Nathan Firby wrote in message <376F7D89...@online-club.de>...
>Pod said:
>
>>Lover's tiff, actually.
>
>Oh, so it's not over then? Great. (Damn! How do I let the guy down
lightly?)
You don't.
>><snide voice>
>>
>>Yeah, so are you a boy or a girl, *Jan*?
>>
>><end snide voice>
>
><superciliously snide voice>
>
>Podmix, considering that Miriam is a fourteen year old girl, I think we can
>safely assume that 'Jan' is her daddy... dunderhead.
Oh, in that case, Jan, it was Nathan who was very rude to your daughter in a
couple of threads and quite unecessarily so, if I might say so!
<supercilious smile at Nathan>
>>Sorry you felt your compliments were insulted. I thought I was insulting
>>Nathan.
>
>Oh, well - that makes it alright then. (Becoming overly senistive and
sobbing
>into his handkerchief).
I'm sorry I didn't mean to make you cry.
yet.
>>No. I pick my nose sometimes.
>
>Sometimes?? Like 99% of the time - you could park a beetle in each nostril.
Volvoes, m'dear! Stay on topic.
BTW, did you know that at one stage there ABBA ouytsold them. Pretty good,
huh?
>>And listen to ABBA.
>
>Whilst picking his nose.
Keeping those hands busy, busy, busy...
>>>Nathan...you go girl (sorry about that, it just fitted in, I'm not saying
>>>you're a girl!!!!)
>>
>>Best left to me to handle that one.
>
>Another empty promise.
Like all those nights together! Promise the world and you fall asleep!
>It's true Miriam - Pod's a big fat pussycat. Go ahead and stroke his tummy.
Hang on, so are you talking to Jan or Miriam? One of us is confused here...
...
...
Oh, right, it's me innit!
Damn!
Podmix
The future is sticking its nose in where it's not wanted.
Podmix
Nathan Firby wrote in message <376F7DA4...@online-club.de>...
>>How dare you sir! When I speak people sit up and listen.
>>
>>It's nothing to do with them being tied to chairs with electric cables
>>attached, I might remind you.
>
>Attached to any particular part of the anatomy? (What are you doing this
>evening?)
Typing annoying things to alt.music.abba, why what are you doing?
>>But it's okay, Nathan, I could just love you to death too!
>
>Poke till you croak! Screw till you're through!
Thank you for that enlightenment to society.
>><batts eyelashes demurely>
>
>A propos eyelashes... Barbara Cartland wants 'em back!
She'll have to fight me for 'em!
>>I'm dobbing!
>
>Dobbing? What is this meaning, Mix of Pod?
What? You don't have this as part of your culture? Outrageous!
It means to tell on someone, squeal, pass over to authority,.
Damn, I've just realised how hard it is to explain that word.
If you've seen "Prisoner" (ie Cell Block H for you folk over there), then
it's a "lagger". Does that help?
Cheers
Podmix
The future is waiting to get you Nathan. NER! :-p
Podmix
Nathan Firby wrote in message <376F7D10...@online-club.de>...
>>Are we having a little argument?
>
>No, nothing so harmless... this is a catfight.
Still at the pleasantries stage too, isn't Nathan m'dear. REEoOOAAAWWWRRR!
>>Hmmm...what can we do to stop world war 3 of becoming reality!
>
>Oh, it's not as bad as world war 3 - we don't intend to use nuclear
weapons -
>yet.
I'm a member of Greenpeace and I don't think Nathan can get his hands on
any.
>>hmmm...Podmix, you've got a really stupid name,
>
>Oh crikey - Poddy's getting out the cruise missiles. (Now, Miriam - that
wasn't
>a nice thing to say).
Don't worry, it was a little backhander I used which you intercepted BTW.
>>but anyway...do you have any reason for insulting my compliments
>>for a nice guy.
>
>Oh, I do love this newsgroup - I've got myself a newsgroupie.
So how do you do it. First you insult them completely and then they love you
for no reason that any logical person can fathom. I am truly impressed.
Okay, Miriam, you're name isn't so nice either! Nyah!
Will that do the trick do you think Nathan?
>Well, he may be a sad individual but he does have other pastimes - but I
can't
>disclose them to you as you are still so young.
Only since you left me for Keith.
I just love this.
Our own little alt.music.abba soap opera.
Internet imitates crap which imitates life.
Wonderful, huh?
>>Nathan...you go girl (sorry about that, it just fitted in, I'm not saying
>>you're a girl!!!!)
>
>LOL. Don't apologise, Miriam. If the stilletos fit, I'll wear 'em (that is
if
>they don't clash with my little black number) ;-)
But that wig, darling. It has to be updated, or just give it the toss!
>>Well, Podmix, you go mix yourself into someone elses buisniss. Okay?
>
>But that's what he was doing... mixing himself into someone else's
business...
>ours.
Don't think you're gonna get around me by trying to defend me, Nathan!
>p.s.: Poddy and I aren't at war *really*. He's just pissed at me because he
>caught me cheating on him ;-) We do actually like each other (but don't
tell
>anyone).
You said we wouldn't tell anyone.
It *is* war now!
Podmix
The future is a battlefield
Nathan Firby
Podmix: You don't.
Nathan: Unless you've got a hoisting crane, a rope and a pulley ;-)
Podmix (who is slow off the mark) wrote:
>Oh, in that case, Jan, it was Nathan who was very rude to your daughter in a
>couple of threads and quite unecessarily so, if I might say so!
I doubt that Jan ever comes into the alt.music.abba nuhsgrup (thanks Thomas for
that cool spelling). Is it so difficult to understand that Miriam is a fourteen
year old girl, using her father's computer and thus appears here under her
father's email address?
By the way, Miriam - are you still there? I need a little back-up here.
>>>No. I pick my nose sometimes.
>>
>>Sometimes?? Like 99% of the time - you could park a beetle in each nostril.
>
>Volvoes, m'dear! Stay on topic.
D'oh!
>BTW, did you know that at one stage there ABBA ouytsold them. Pretty good,
>huh?
At one stage? Haven't they always outsold them (not in terms of money, but in
terms of CDs vs. automobiles)? Do you realise that you made a typo there? (Just
telling you so that you can keep up your statistics).
>>Another empty promise.
>
>Like all those nights together! Promise the world and you fall asleep!
You promised not to tell anybody - all these promises are making my head hurt.
>>It's true Miriam - Pod's a big fat pussycat. Go ahead and stroke his tummy.
>
>Hang on, so are you talking to Jan or Miriam? One of us is confused here...
AAAARRRGGGHHH! Jan isn't here. Miriam is... or was.. or should be.
>Oh, right, it's me innit!
>
>Damn!
At last.
>Podmix
>The future is sticking its nose in where it's not wanted.
Yeah - sorry that I slapped you one but I was taken by surprise... I was asleep
after all.
Nathan Firby
>I don't think Nathan can get his hands on any.
;-)))))) Great what a bit of strategical snipping can do, innit? Now I'm going
to make you pay for that!!!
>>Oh, I do love this newsgroup - I've got myself a newsgroupie.
>
>So how do you do it. First you insult them completely and then they love you
>for no reason that any logical person can fathom. I am truly impressed.
There's nothing logical about this ng, least of all you, m'dear.
>Okay, Miriam, you're name isn't so nice either! Nyah!
>
>Will that do the trick do you think Nathan?
No. You have to apologise - after that it's a doddle.
>Only since you left me for Keith.
Keith??? I thought I was having an affair with (poor) Thomas! Oh dear, I'm not
very good at this infidelity lark - I'm leaving all of you and going to brick
myself up in a monastery.
>I just love this.
>
>Our own little alt.music.abba soap opera.
>
>Internet imitates crap which imitates life.
Tune in next week to find Nathan has mysteriously disappeared... did he really
move to Berlin? Did he actually brick himself up in a monastery? Was he abducted
by an alien ship? Does anybody give a damn?
>Don't think you're gonna get around me by trying to defend me, Nathan!
If I ever attempted to get around you, my dear Podmix, I'd have to take the bus.
>>We do actually like each other (but don't tell anyone).
>
>You said we wouldn't tell anyone.
Well, I only told Miriam ;-)
>Podmix
>The future is a battlefield
According to Pat Benatar, that should read "love is a battlefield"
Nathan Firby
>
>Typing annoying things to alt.music.abba, why what are you doing?
You do not want to know.
>Thank you for that enlightenment to society.
Yeah I was running out of things to say - (KILL THIS THREAD)
>>Dobbing? What is this meaning, Mix of Pod?
>
>What? You don't have this as part of your culture? Outrageous!
>
>It means to tell on someone, squeal, pass over to authority,.
>
>Damn, I've just realised how hard it is to explain that word.
>
>If you've seen "Prisoner" (ie Cell Block H for you folk over there), then
>it's a "lagger". Does that help?
No. Lagger, Dobbing - never 'eard of 'em. In Brit-English we say 'spragging'
or 'splitting' as in "I'm spragging on you".. or even better ('cause it
allows leeway for jokes about necrophilia): "I'm splitting on you"
>The future is waiting to get you Nathan. NER! :-p
You make me sound like a disease. 2 men in the doctor's waiting room: "I've
got Nathan, what've you got?". Cheers!
Podmix
Nathan Firby wrote in message <3770CCE4...@online-club.de>...
>Nathan: (Damn! How do I let the guy down lightly?)
>
>Podmix: You don't.
>
>Nathan: Unless you've got a hoisting crane, a rope and a pulley ;-)
You still haven't forgiven me for insisting that you carry me over the
threshhold, have you? I don't know what all the fuss was about. It was only
3 teensy operations to remove the multiple hernias.
>Podmix (who is slow off the mark) wrote:
And not for the first time!
>>Oh, in that case, Jan, it was Nathan who was very rude to your daughter in
a
>>couple of threads and quite unecessarily so, if I might say so!
>
>I doubt that Jan ever comes into the alt.music.abba nuhsgrup
So you've been let off yet again, huh? How many lives does a cat have again?
>(thanks Thomas for
>that cool spelling).
Yeah, more salt to the wound.
<Insert commercial break in the soap opera for everyone to go to the toilet>
>Is it so difficult to understand that Miriam is a fourteen
>year old girl, using her father's computer and thus appears here under her
>father's email address?
Nah, I've got it now that you've been kind enough to explain it to me.
So, who's this Jan, again?
>By the way, Miriam - are you still there? I need a little back-up here.
So, it's pick on Podmix time is it? Right I'm going to get Lilly!
>>BTW, did you know that at one stage there ABBA ouytsold them. Pretty good,
>>huh?
>
>At one stage? Haven't they always outsold them (not in terms of money, but
in
>terms of CDs vs. automobiles)?
I haven't heard the Volvoes yet. Are they any good? What style is it and can
you dance to it?
>Do you realise that you made a typo there? (Just
>telling you so that you can keep up your statistics).
It was...<thinks> ... intentional. The averages weren't holding up.
Podmix
The future has been brought to you by <insert commercial break here>
Podmix
Nathan Firby wrote in message <3770CD40...@online-club.de>...
>Podmix wrote:
>
>>I don't think Nathan can get his hands on any.
>
>;-)))))) Great what a bit of strategical snipping can do, innit? Now I'm
going
>to make you pay for that!!!
Why should I pay? They were my words in the first place and you're in breach
of copyright. That will be US$10000 or you'll hear from my lawyers.
>>So how do you do it. First you insult them completely and then they love
you
>>for no reason that any logical person can fathom. I am truly impressed.
>
>There's nothing logical about this ng, least of all you, m'dear.
Oh, so you'd noticed...
>>Okay, Miriam, you're name isn't so nice either! Nyah!
>>
>>Will that do the trick do you think Nathan?
>
>No. You have to apologise - after that it's a doddle.
Okay, here goes.
Dear Miriam,
I am ruly, ruly, truly sorry and I will never poke fun at your name (or your
dad's either) again, even though you started it first.
Love
Podmix
There, that should do it!
>>Only since you left me for Keith.
>
>Keith??? I thought I was having an affair with (poor) Thomas! Oh dear, I'm
not
>very good at this infidelity lark - I'm leaving all of you and going to
brick
>myself up in a monastery.
You're so hard to keep up with; now it's Thomas.
How are you taking it all, Keith? Yes I know he's a horrible, nasty man who
dumped you for another guy, but you'll get over it.
Yes, yes you will. Best thing is to get on with your life now and forget
about Love-em-and-leave-em Nathan.
Yeah, I know he's the most popular person here and he can get away with
insulting people who will still like him anyway, but remember that his time
will come...
<evil leer at camera>
<cut to commercial break>
>Tune in next week to find Nathan has mysteriously disappeared... did he
really
>move to Berlin? Did he actually brick himself up in a monastery? Was he
abducted
>by an alien ship? Does anybody give a damn?
Next on Channel 100, the station only poor desperates on the internet get,
we have a fascinating voyage of discovery on the continuing saga of "A Day
in the life of a Bank Clerk".
>>Don't think you're gonna get around me by trying to defend me, Nathan!
>
>If I ever attempted to get around you, my dear Podmix, I'd have to take the
bus.
Train's faster and after that truckload of doughnuts I just finished, you'll
need to take the scenic route.
>According to Pat Benatar, that should read "love is a battlefield"
Yeah, but she flogged the line from me retrospectively. Don't worry my
lawyers are after her too.
Podmix
The future is cyclic
Keith Griffiths
http://www.angelfire.com/ak/vark/index.html
Podmix wrote in message
>>Keith??? I thought I was having an affair with (poor) Thomas! Oh dear, I'm
>not
>>very good at this infidelity lark - I'm leaving all of you and going to
>brick
>>myself up in a monastery.
>
>
>You're so hard to keep up with; now it's Thomas.
>
>How are you taking it all, Keith? Yes I know he's a horrible, nasty man who
>dumped you for another guy, but you'll get over it.
I'm going to run away and cry. And I don't think it's appropriate for you
to brick yourself up in a monastery, of all places...
KEITH.
Nathan Firby
> I'm going to run away and cry. And I don't think it's appropriate for you
> to brick yourself up in a monastery, of all places...
... does that mean it's all back on then? Hey ho!
Nathan Firby
>You still haven't forgiven me for insisting that you carry me over the
>threshhold, have you? I don't know what all the fuss was about. It was only
>3 teensy operations to remove the multiple hernias.
Yes, but the doctor said I'll never walk upright again!
>>Podmix (who is slow off the mark) wrote:
>
>And not for the first time!
It's getting tedious, isn't it? But I'll be damned if I let you have the last
word... actually, I am already damned as you've had the last word in all our
threads!!!
>>(thanks Thomas for
>>that cool spelling).
>
>Yeah, more salt to the wound.
>
><Insert commercial break in the soap opera for everyone to go to the toilet>
** Do you have to hide for half an hour after having visited the toilet? Is that
damp patch in your trousers a cause of acute embarrassment? Are you fed up of
having to wear long pullovers? If the answer to these questions is yes, then you
are suffering from dribble-willy and we have the solution. Our incontinence
slips come in a variety of sizes, fit comfortably and give the appearance of a
large lunch. Available now in all major retail stores at only four-ninety-nine
<enthusiastic female voice: YES! Only FOUR-NINETY-NINE!> <cue jingle:> "You can
be freeeeeee - of dribble-willieeeeeee" **
(It's okay, I'm leaving soon - and changing my name!)
>>By the way, Miriam - are you still there? I need a little back-up here.
>
>So, it's pick on Podmix time is it? Right I'm going to get Lilly!
Where is Lilly???? LILLY!!! Come back! By the time she gets her computer fixed,
I'll be history! I can't possibly leave without a farewell thrashing! And where
is Miriam? (End-scene from "The Rose": "Where're ya goin'? Where's everybody
goin'?")
>I haven't heard the Volvoes yet. Are they any good? What style is it and can
>you dance to it?
I'll let you have the Volvo - in such a way that you'll never dance again! By
the way, whatever DID happen to Baby Jane?
>The future has been brought to you by <insert commercial break here>
Don't you think I've done enough damage?????
Nathan Firby
>Why should I pay? They were my words in the first place and you're in breach
>of copyright. That will be US$10000 or you'll hear from my lawyers.
Erm, Nathan left - I'm just someone using his computer. He left no forwarding
address - we have no idea where he is. Sorry!
>Dear Miriam,
>
>I am ruly, ruly, truly sorry and I will never poke fun at your name (or your
>dad's either) again, even though you started it first.
>
>Love
>
>Podmix
>
>There, that should do it!
No, no, no. You can't apologise and say "you started it" in the same breath.
That won't do AT ALL! Anyway, it looks like you're talking to the wall.
By the way, my dearest smart-arse: "started it first"???? Lilly will beat the
tautology out of you!
>You're so hard to keep up with; now it's Thomas.
>How are you taking it all, Keith? Yes I know he's a horrible, nasty man who
>dumped you for another guy, but you'll get over it.
I didn't have anything with Keith - it was Thomas... No, you "said" it was
Thomas, but it wasn't - I'm innocent. I'm rambling. I'm confused.
>Yes, yes you will. Best thing is to get on with your life now and forget
>about Love-em-and-leave-em Nathan.
>
>Yeah, I know he's the most popular person here and he can get away with
>insulting people who will still like him anyway, but remember that his time
>will come...
My time has (more or less) come... I might even disappear without a trace, as my
colleagues are moving office and the ISDN lines are being transferred. My
immediate future is uncertain.... but I will return. Even if it takes me forever
- and you lot had better still be here when I get back!!!
>Next on Channel 100, the station only poor desperates on the internet get,
>we have a fascinating voyage of discovery on the continuing saga of "A Day
>in the life of a Bank Clerk".
Harry: Do you know who I am?
Frida: Yes. You're a bank clerk, a family man and a football fan
Harry: Yes, yes. But what's my name?
Frida: ... No, I made that mistake once before... (exits)
Sian Williams
<nathan...@online-club.de> writes
>
>>>Dobbing? What is this meaning, Mix of Pod?
>>
>>What? You don't have this as part of your culture? Outrageous!
>>
>>It means to tell on someone, squeal, pass over to authority,.
>>
>>Damn, I've just realised how hard it is to explain that word.
>>
>>If you've seen "Prisoner" (ie Cell Block H for you folk over there), then
>>it's a "lagger". Does that help?
>
>No. Lagger, Dobbing - never 'eard of 'em. In Brit-English we say 'spragging'
>or 'splitting' as in "I'm spragging on you".. or even better ('cause it
>allows leeway for jokes about necrophilia): "I'm splitting on you"
Pardon me for intruding into what has been a Nathan/Podmix verbal ping-
pong game (not sophisticated enough to merit the name "table tennis")
but may I just say that Nathan has been away from British shores way too
long if he doesn't know what a dobber is. I've NEVER heard anyway say
"spragging" - is that a regional thing? And as for "splitting" - woah,
dude, that's like 70s speak (which I guess is acceptable on this
newsgroup - and probably in Germany too!) ...
You may now continue.
--
Sian ;-)
Jan Opsal
I recon it's something really big, or am I way back there?
Well, anyway.
Podmix, what Jan Opsal is consearned that's my father allright, and you
didn't find that out till Nathan told you, HAH!!!
Your one big loonitoon!
No my dad won't visit this newsgroup, I don't think he likes ABBA.
But for your nose picking:
1. it's not good for yor hygenia (or something like that. I don't have the
time to find a dictionary!)
2. It's sick!
3. It's discusting
4. it's rude
5 I stopped picking my nose during kindergarden, and I learned that you
don't always find something either.
It's rather childish for your information.
Well, Nathan
> AAAARRRGGGHHH! Jan isn't here. Miriam is... or was.. or should be.
That's right Jan isn't here, but now I am, ready to fight!
Well, I got to go now.
But I'll be back.
Nathan you hang on and I'll cover you up!
I'll be in my bedroom figuering out a backup plan or a plan B.
OK?
Miriam
Jan Opsal
Now I'm really pissed of!!!!
You made me really mad this time Podmix!
You're going down!
> Okay, Miriam, you're name isn't so nice either! Nyah!
I hate people messing with my name.
It's a very pretty name, as the matter a fact!
But you're little brain didn't have the nolege to know that, so maybe I'll
forgive you...
So now your former lovers
HUH?
hmmm. I don't get you guys.
The first moment your fighting like wild enemies, the next your actually
friends???????
Hmmm. I need a moment to think.
Don't let go of that strange feeling of not knowing what to do.
DUH!!!
I know that.
Maybe I'll just back of!
If you don't want me to stay and watch this silly catfight.
Are you both boys, BTW?
just wondering!!
Miriam
Jan Opsal
Where is your scence of humour?
That wasn't funny at all!
Not that I understood what you where trying to say, 'cause your language is
way to unexplaiable (????) to me!
Well, you might not have figured but Nathan is the one behaving here.
You on the other hand, are way out of line.
You don't even know me well enough to have a discussion with me!
So you just get the **** out of here.
OK?
Miriam
--------------------------------------------
ISS Records GmbH
>Hem!"!!
>Now I'm really pissed of!!!!
>You made me really mad this time Podmix!
>You're going down!
I think you've frightened him off, Miriam ;-)
>So now your former lovers
>HUH?
>hmmm. I don't get you guys.
>The first moment your fighting like wild enemies, the next your actually
>friends???????
>Hmmm. I need a moment to think.
Take your time, Miriam. We've never *really* fought - we just like to tease
each other. It's all very childish and silly really, which is why I feel so at
home!
>DUH!!!
>I know that.
>Maybe I'll just back of!
>If you don't want me to stay and watch this silly catfight.
Don't go! You promised to back me up! I need your help!
>Are you both boys, BTW?
>just wondering!!
So are we... but the last time I looked I was a boy. Poddy is too.
ISS Records GmbH
>Pardon me for intruding into what has been a Nathan/Podmix verbal ping-
>pong game
Come on in.
>(not sophisticated enough to merit the name "table tennis")
LOL! How very astute you are, Sian.
>but may I just say that Nathan has been away from British shores way too
>long if he doesn't know what a dobber is. I've NEVER heard anyway say
>"spragging" - is that a regional thing?
You've NEVER heard it? How old are you? It might be a regional thing, I suppose -
or perhaps an army saying, as it was frequently used in all the army schools that
I went to (and we moved many times).
>And as for "splitting" - woah,
>dude, that's like 70s speak (which I guess is acceptable on this
>newsgroup - and probably in Germany too!) ...
Haha - So do we now also say 'dobbing' in England?
I've just thought of 'blabbing', or is that dated too?
>You may now continue.
Nope - I'm going home now.
Have a great weekend.
ISS Records GmbH
>Sure I'm still here, but what on earth are you guys so mad about?
>I recon it's something really big, or am I way back there?
No, Miriam - we're just playing silly beggars again. Good to see you back.
>Well, anyway.
>Podmix, what Jan Opsal is consearned that's my father allright, and you
>didn't find that out till Nathan told you, HAH!!!
>Your one big loonitoon!
I would have to agree with you, Miriam - but Poddy must have got a life,
'cause he wasn't here this morning :-(
>No my dad won't visit this newsgroup, I don't think he likes ABBA.
What??? Is it possible that somebody can dislike ABBA? You're going to have to
give him the full treatment (tie him up and make him listen to ABBA Gold on
repeat!)
>But for your nose picking:
>1. it's not good for yor hygenia (or something like that. I don't have the
>time to find a dictionary!)
Hygenic - and you're sooo right!
>2. It's sick!
Yep!
>3. It's discusting
It most definitely is.
>4. it's rude
In public, I suppose it is.
>5 I stopped picking my nose during kindergarden, and I learned that you
>don't always find something either.
LOL!
>It's rather childish for your information.
Well, I still pick my nose - of course when nobody is looking ;-)
>Well, Nathan
>
>> AAAARRRGGGHHH! Jan isn't here. Miriam is... or was.. or should be.
>That's right Jan isn't here, but now I am, ready to fight!
I hope that Poddy comes in over the weekend... I'll look forward to the
results on Monday. I can see them now: Miriam 999 : Poddy 0 ;-)
>Well, I got to go now.
Me too - have a great weekend
>But I'll be back.
I hope so.
>Nathan you hang on and I'll cover you up!
Yeah - when I'm gone Poddy's going to need somebody to fight with... I
nominate you.
>I'll be in my bedroom figuering out a backup plan or a plan B.
>OK?
Right on, Miriam! We'll be like the A-Team (can I be Mr T, I want to wear all
that glitzy jewelry)... Ooops I've just realised that you're probably too
young to appreciate who the A-Team was.
Bye,
Nathan
Sian Williams
<i...@online-club.de> writes
>Sian wrote:
>
>>Pardon me for intruding into what has been a Nathan/Podmix verbal ping-
>>pong game
>
>Come on in.
>
>>(not sophisticated enough to merit the name "table tennis")
>
>LOL! How very astute you are, Sian.
Flattery will get you anywhere. Where d'you wanna get? ;-)
>
>>but may I just say that Nathan has been away from British shores way too
>>long if he doesn't know what a dobber is. I've NEVER heard anyway say
>>"spragging" - is that a regional thing?
>
>You've NEVER heard it? How old are you?
Oh, come now, what a feeble way to try to find out my age! About the
same as you I reckon!
>It might be a regional thing, I suppose
>-
>or perhaps an army saying, as it was frequently used in all the army schools
>that
>I went to (and we moved many times).
>
North or South of England? I'm a southerner and spragging is new to me.
Aren't you from York IIRC?
>>And as for "splitting" - woah,
>>dude, that's like 70s speak (which I guess is acceptable on this
>>newsgroup - and probably in Germany too!) ...
>
>Haha - So do we now also say 'dobbing' in England?
Yep. As in "I'm gonna dob you in".
>
>I've just thought of 'blabbing', or is that dated too?
>
God, I had actually forgotten that one. But no that's still alive, you
blabbermouth. (Just putting it in context, you understand!)
>>You may now continue.
>
>Nope - I'm going home now.
>
>Have a great weekend.
>
Likewise!
--
Sian
Jan Opsal
> >Sure I'm still here, but what on earth are you guys so mad about?
> >I recon it's something really big, or am I way back there?
>
> No, Miriam - we're just playing silly beggars again. Good to see you back.
OK. It feels good to be back as well.
>
> >Well, anyway.
> >Podmix, what Jan Opsal is consearned that's my father allright, and you
> >didn't find that out till Nathan told you, HAH!!!
> >Your one big loonitoon!
>
> I would have to agree with you, Miriam - but Poddy must have got a life,
> 'cause he wasn't here this morning :-(
>
> >No my dad won't visit this newsgroup, I don't think he likes ABBA.
>
> What??? Is it possible that somebody can dislike ABBA? You're going to
have to
> give him the full treatment (tie him up and make him listen to ABBA Gold
on
> repeat!)
Well, he's not to keen on music.
My best freind Christina hates them, because she had to listen to it 24-7,
some years ago.,
Her sister was CRAZY about them....
It's possible, but I kinda LOVE them.
>
> >But for your nose picking:
> >1. it's not good for yor hygenia (or something like that. I don't have
the
> >time to find a dictionary!)
>
> Hygenic - and you're sooo right!
>
> >2. It's sick!
>
> Yep!
>
> >3. It's discusting
>
> It most definitely is.
>
> >4. it's rude
>
> In public, I suppose it is
THat was what I was thinking of...
>
> >5 I stopped picking my nose during kindergarden, and I learned that you
> >don't always find something either.
>
> LOL!
>
> >It's rather childish for your information.
>
> Well, I still pick my nose - of course when nobody is looking ;-)
>
> >Well, Nathan
> >
> >> AAAARRRGGGHHH! Jan isn't here. Miriam is... or was.. or should be.
> >That's right Jan isn't here, but now I am, ready to fight!
>
> I hope that Poddy comes in over the weekend... I'll look forward to the
> results on Monday. I can see them now: Miriam 999 : Poddy 0 ;-)
Yeah!!!
I'll stand up for our good.
defend our honour
>
> >Well, I got to go now.
>
> Me too - have a great weekend
>
> >But I'll be back.
>
> I hope so.
I have to go on my summervacation though...
from 28th of June til 13th of August...
>
> >Nathan you hang on and I'll cover you up!
>
> Yeah - when I'm gone Poddy's going to need somebody to fight with... I
> nominate you.
I'll be worthy you nomination.
>
> >I'll be in my bedroom figuering out a backup plan or a plan B.
> >OK?
>
> Right on, Miriam! We'll be like the A-Team (can I be Mr T, I want to wear
all
> that glitzy jewelry)... Ooops I've just realised that you're probably too
> young to appreciate who the A-Team was.
No, I know who the A-team is, they're on norwegian TV right now.
I hve seen it a couple of times as well!
Hmm...I wanna be Murdoc, the CRAZY one.
OK? >
> Bye,
> Nathan
>
Miriam
Podmix
Nathan Firby wrote in message <37723246...@online-club.de>...
>It's getting tedious, isn't it? But I'll be damned if I let you have the
last
>word... actually, I am already damned as you've had the last word in all
our
>threads!!!
That's not true, I've let a couple slip past!
>><Insert commercial break in the soap opera for everyone to go to the
toilet>
>
>** Do you have to hide for half an hour after having visited the toilet? Is
that
>damp patch in your trousers a cause of acute embarrassment? Are you fed up
of
>having to wear long pullovers? If the answer to these questions is yes,
then you
>are suffering from dribble-willy and we have the solution. Our incontinence
>slips come in a variety of sizes, fit comfortably and give the appearance
of a
>large lunch. Available now in all major retail stores at only
four-ninety-nine
><enthusiastic female voice: YES! Only FOUR-NINETY-NINE!> <cue jingle:> "You
can
>be freeeeeee - of dribble-willieeeeeee" **
LOLOLOLOL!
>(It's okay, I'm leaving soon - and changing my name!)
You still here?
>I'll let you have the Volvo - in such a way that you'll never dance again!
By
>the way, whatever DID happen to Baby Jane?
Nurse! Nathan's medication is wearing off again!
>>The future has been brought to you by <insert commercial break here>
>
>Don't you think I've done enough damage?????
Has that ever stopped you before?
Podmix
The future has the last laugh
Podmix
Nathan, what's the next step?
Choccies and flowers?
How does that boy do it?
Podmix
The future is unforgiving
Jan Opsal wrote in message ...
No he didn't. It's all a fabrication.
>Podmix, what Jan Opsal is consearned that's my father allright, and you
>didn't find that out till Nathan told you, HAH!!!
>Your one big loonitoon!
>No my dad won't visit this newsgroup, I don't think he likes ABBA.
>But for your nose picking:
>1. it's not good for yor hygenia (or something like that. I don't have the
>time to find a dictionary!)
>2. It's sick!
>3. It's discusting
>4. it's rude
>5 I stopped picking my nose during kindergarden, and I learned that you
>don't always find something either.
>It's rather childish for your information.
>
>Well, Nathan
>
>> AAAARRRGGGHHH! Jan isn't here. Miriam is... or was.. or should be.
>That's right Jan isn't here, but now I am, ready to fight!
>
>Well, I got to go now.
>But I'll be back.
>Nathan you hang on and I'll cover you up!
>I'll be in my bedroom figuering out a backup plan or a plan B.
>OK?
>
>Miriam
>
>
>
Podmix
Nathan Firby wrote in message <37723260...@online-club.de>...
>>Dear Miriam,
>>
>>I am ruly, ruly, truly sorry and I will never poke fun at your name (or
your
>>dad's either) again, even though you started it first.
>>
>>Love
>>
>>Podmix
>>
>>There, that should do it!
>
>No, no, no. You can't apologise and say "you started it" in the same
breath.
>That won't do AT ALL! Anyway, it looks like you're talking to the wall.
>By the way, my dearest smart-arse: "started it first"???? Lilly will beat
the
>tautology out of you!
Damn, I didn't see that one arising up from the conversation. Oh, well, I'm
ready for my punishment.
:-)
Jealous, Nathan?
Podmix
The future is an endless recursion
Podmix
Jan Opsal wrote in message ...
>Now I'm really pissed of!!!!
>You made me really mad this time Podmix!
>You're going down!
Sound like fun!
>> Okay, Miriam, you're name isn't so nice either! Nyah!
This was said in fun (believe it or not!) Not intended to be nasty to you.
Sorry if it offended you.
>I hate people messing with my name.
But, then so do I....
>It's a very pretty name, as the matter a fact!
It is.
>But you're little brain didn't have the nolege to know that, so maybe I'll
>forgive you...
That's very gracious of you (sort of...)
>So now your former lovers
>HUH?
>hmmm. I don't get you guys.
>The first moment your fighting like wild enemies, the next your actually
>friends???????
>Hmmm. I need a moment to think.
Don't try working it out. I have a sore head already by trying to do that!
>Maybe I'll just back of!
>If you don't want me to stay and watch this silly catfight.
It's okay, cos it's all just as a bit of fun (we afren't being nasty to each
other, just teasing in a friendly way!)
>Are you both boys, BTW?
Oooh, yeah! Well, I am at least...
Cheers
Podmix
The future can be unintentionally offensive
ISS Records GmbH
>Flattery will get you anywhere. Where d'you wanna get? ;-)
I wish I knew! I'm just stumbling around, but I suppose I'm happy with where I'm
at, (being "The Unfortunate Mr. Firby") ;-)))
>Oh, come now, what a feeble way to try to find out my age! About the
>same as you I reckon!
Oh, 21? ;-)
>North or South of England? I'm a southerner and spragging is new to me.
>Aren't you from York IIRC?
Close, but no cigar. I'm from Richmond in North Yorkshire originally (though I've
lost the yorkshire accent over the years).
>Yep. As in "I'm gonna dob you in".
Dob me in the what?
>>I've just thought of 'blabbing', or is that dated too?
>>
>God, I had actually forgotten that one. But no that's still alive, you
>blabbermouth. (Just putting it in context, you understand!)
Perfectly <feigning indifference>. Do you blab someone in - or blab on someone?
>>Have a great weekend.
>>
>Likewise!
It was terrible! Nine hours drive to Berlin - Nine hours back and loads of
backbreaking furniture lugging and unpacking in the meantime.... Not my idea of
fun. I'll make up for it next weekend - my leaving partieeeeeeee - man, I'm going
to be blottoed! (How's that for another dated word?) ;-)
ISS Records GmbH
>You still here?
Yup - 'til Wednesday.. though I'll be 'contributing' less as I've got a lot to
wrap up here.
Sian Williams
>Sian flirted:
>
>>Flattery will get you anywhere. Where d'you wanna get? ;-)
>
>I wish I knew! I'm just stumbling around, but I suppose I'm happy with where I'm
>at, (being "The Unfortunate Mr. Firby") ;-)))
>
some ridiculous old fart has taken it upon himself to turn the newsgroup
into an insult arena. Hopefully he'll keep his promise to leave. Still
it makes the "kill" option worth having.
>>Oh, come now, what a feeble way to try to find out my age! About the
>>same as you I reckon!
>
>Oh, 21? ;-)
Correct! How did you know?
<snipped your accent - well, you admitted that you have too!>
>>Yep. As in "I'm gonna dob you in".
>
>Dob me in the what?
That's the unspoken threat I guess! Dob you in "it".
>
>>>I've just thought of 'blabbing', or is that dated too?
>>>
>>God, I had actually forgotten that one. But no that's still alive, you
>>blabbermouth. (Just putting it in context, you understand!)
>
>Perfectly <feigning indifference>. Do you blab someone in - or blab on someone?
>
Oh, definitely "blab on" (and on and on)
<snipped Nathan's travel arrangements>
>going
>to be blottoed! (How's that for another dated word?) ;-)
>
Well if you went to army schools I expect you know plenty of other
expressions! Rat-arsed is a popular one - but then so is any expletive +
"ed" !
Here endeth the lesson.
--
Sian
ISS Records GmbH
>The only unfortunate thing is that you're leaving at the same time that
>some ridiculous old fart has taken it upon himself to turn the newsgroup
>into an insult arena...
Looks like he's gone (lending credibility to Pod's theory that I am Hogarth... Aargh
- come back Hogarth and disprove it!). You have to admit though that it was quite
diverting - I've only just learned in the past few weeks what trolls are and what
flaming is.. now we've had first hand experience.
<snipped Sian's lesson of the day>
>Here endeth the lesson.
Amen (and thanks)
Nathan
ett trollkarl
I feel like I've chosen a bad net name, what with the word troll in it, BUT
'ett trollkarl' is Swedish for The Magician, though it translates to 'The
Troll Man' !!!!
Maybe I should go away and come back as The Magician - watch this space.
What is a troll in net land?
ETK.
ISS Records GmbH
I like the name - and if you were a real "Troll" you wouldn't advertise the
fact, so keep the name.
In net land, a troll is somebody who will say something provokative so that
you respond accordingly and he can then insult (flame) you to his heart's
content. They get their thrills from winding people up. You'll find many trolls
on the net - my favourite is called Brother Norman Boyd, he tells homosexuals
that we will all burn in hell and if you make a typo in you reply he'll say
"God will punish you for your spelling mistakes"... he's an obvious troll.
They're really harmless - they just like to take the piss. The only problem is
that sometimes they can really get under your skin and upset you before you
realise that that was the sole purpose of their exercise.
Welcome on board, Magician... It's been great fun here - I hope it is for you
too.
ett trollkarl schrieb:
ett trollkarl
Are you the one that's leaving? Not quite up on all the names yet....
Can I be your understudy in your absence?
Can't sing, not very furry, but I cin doe typos!
Don't call us, I hear you scream.
Next!
ETK
Podmix
I was a little wary (I've had experiences with trolls before- the net sort,
not the magical sort). But I always take a little time to see what the
person behind it is like and start from giving the benefit of the doubt.
I've enjoyed your many varied posts, so keep 'em comin!
>Can I be your understudy in your absence?
It's a tough job, but if you're happy to fill those shoes (Nathan tells he's
more comfortable in flats as he finds it difficult balancing in heels), then
good luck to you sir!
>Can't sing, not very furry, but I cin doe typos!
elcome to the clib! We're happy to help with the singing, after a few beers
we all sound much better. As for the furry, it's okay, if we required that
we'd get Nathan's wig back from the fumigators.Just be yourself.
Cheers
Podmix
The future is a strange place
ett trollkarl
Podmix wrote in message ...
>Your name is a real corker (ie, great)
Thank yee, kind sir!
>I've enjoyed your many varied posts, so keep 'em comin!
My aim is to bring a little magic into your world!.......
Not sure I can cope with heels, but to be honest I can get away with
ANYTHING under my long magic cloak! So maybe I'll give them a go!
ETK
The future is a place of magic!