An oldy butr a goodie.... Are you German? (5 - 1)
"The One" & only Neo
Take the Arthur Thacker quiz and find out for yourself.
1. A new jewellery shop opens in your town. How do you offer your support
for this new business venture?
a) Go and buy something as a way of showing your support.
b) Make them feel welcome by going down there and personally welcoming them
to the area.
c) Wait until nightfall and smash the fucker's windows, petrol bomb the
place and hand the hook-nosed grabbing Jewish bastards over to the
authorities.
2. What is your opinion of foreigners?
a) You don't mind them.
b) You are very welcoming of them - it is vital that we all live together
peacefully and in a multi-cultural society.
c) Fuckers. Round the bastards up and stick them in a concentration camp.
Then gas the cunts and inject their kids eyeballs with coloured dye. That's
teach the bastards to live in your country.
3. Describe your appearance.
a) Average looking, not too unattractive, you don't think.
b) You don't like to say, really.
c) Head shaped like a breeze block, blonde hair and eyes like a pig, with a
neck about three foot round the bastard. You fucking albino fucking
bull-necked freak. Oh, yeah, and lips like a fucking inflatable dinghy.
4. Have you got a good sense of humour?
a) You like to think so, though you don't laugh at everything.
b) Yes. You laugh at anything and everything.
c) Have you fuck. You miserable cunt. Sticking a giant sausage up your fat
flabby arse is about as close to a good time as you get.
5. You are a grown man who likes to show how patriotic he can be. How do you
dress up to show this patriotic streak of yours?
a) You put on your old military uniform.
b) Not much really, though carrying a flag is always a good thing to do.
c) By wearing a pair of tight leather shorts and braces and twatting about
slapping your thighs, you soft bastard. Oh, and white socks and a silly
fucking hat with feathers stuck in it. What a tit.
6. What was the score in the 1966 World Cup Final?
a) You don't know because you've never really followed football.
b) 4-2 of course. Everyone knows that, surely.
c) 2-1 to Germany. Geoff Hurst is not scoring any goals in these match
because the first goal is being offside and his last goal was after final
whistle. As for ze other goal - dat voss never a goal. KEIN TOR! Horen Sie
mich an! Englisher bastard. You are paying off the referee und linesman.
Germany is winning zis match 2-1. Kunt.
7. Do you have a one-inch square black moustache and a ludicrous
side-parting?
a) Certainly not.
b) No.
c) Ja! Sieg heil! Ve haff vays of growink our hair this way.
8. And only one ball?
a) No.
b) Certainly not.
c) Yes.
9. Where is the other?
a) You don't understand the question.
b) Pardon?
c) On the kitchen wall.
10. What did you collect as a child?
a) Stamps.
b) Football stickers.
c) False teeth by the truckload, shoes, piles of glasses, anything your
father could rob off them Jewish bastards. You lowlife Nazi fuck.
11. What is your favourite photograph of your father?
a) One of his with you on his shoulders, smiling and having a wonderful
time.
b) A lovely snap of him with your mother at their wedding.
c) The one of the evil cunt shovelling emaciated bodies into a mass grave.
The murdering twat.
12. Whom do you choose to enter the Eurovision contest for your country?
a) A well-known star who will give a good account of himself.
b) A refreshing new act that will ignite looks like Fish out of Marillion to
the crowd and win over the judges.
c) Some cunt who prat about cinder trapped under a door. Or the stage
showing his arse and with a voice like a one of them Oom-pah bands.
13. You have upset a great many people and been guilty of many crimes
against humanity. How do you face up to being finally caught.
a) face the music like a man and accept whatever punishment may ensue.
b) Offer some resistance and claim that what you did was right and proper.
c) Hide away in some bunker with some old slut you've been shacked up with,
take some cyanide and die like the evil little cowardly one-bollocked cunt
that you are. Good fucking riddance.
14. Are you a member of the British Royal Family?
a) No.
b) you'd certainly like to be.
c) Jawohl!
15. Whilst visiting a foreign country you go into a post office to ask for
directions. Unfortunately, there is an extremely large queue and you don't
really have time to wait. What do you do?
a) Nothing. You just have to wait your turn - after all, you are a visitor
in a foreign land.
b) Stand there quietly but impatiently, occasionally looking at your watch
and sighing in the hope that someone might let you in before them.
c) Barge right past everyone, knocking over women and children on your way,
march straight up to the counter, bang your fist on it and say in a loud
booming voice: "TELLING ME NOW! WHERE IS PICCADILLY CIRCUS. SCHNELL!!
SCHNELL!!" You fucking arrogant Teutonic twat.
16. You are a big nosed blonde haired cunt of a footballer transferred to
Britain to play for a bunch of oven-dodgers. How do you make your mark on
the English game?
a) Thrill the crowds with your world-famous skills, scoring dozens of goals
and playing to packed houses everywhere you go.
b) By being an ambassador for the game, displaying sportsmanship as well as
being a fine player, showing just how good players are from your country.
c) By diving all over the fucking place like you've been shot, getting
people booked and sent off, crying to the ref when someone dares to touch
you and by generally being a big-headed bolshie arrogant Hun fucking
cheating bastard. Fuck off, Klinsmann, you Kraut cunt.
17. If you were on guard duty at a prisoner of war camp, would you be able
to spot something as obvious as people escaping by digging a fucking hole
under a vaulting horse, right under your bastard nose, for fuck's sake?
a) Yes. You have a sharp eye and nothing gets by you.
b) You'd like to think you would be sufficiently vigilant, yes.
c) Would you fuck! I mean, for fuck's sake! You fucking stupid thickheaded
bullnecked Kraut bastard. Digging a tunnel under a vaulting horse? Why
didn't you just hand them the fucking keys and have done with it, Adolf? You
inept cunt.
18. Your company takes over a foreign company and is at pains to point out
that all the foreign workers' jobs are safe. How do you go about this?
a) By remaining true to your word regardless of cost. After all, your word
is all-important in the world of high flying business and commerce.
b) You do your best to reassure them, whilst not actually making any
commitments you might not eventually be able to maintain.
c) By lying through your fucking teeth, you fucking cunts. Tell the workers
it's alright...don't worry...everything's under control...your jobs are safe
with us. Then when everyone's forgotten about it, pull the fucking rug from
under their feet and tell them you never made any promises in the first
place, you lying two-faced rubber-lipped shower of twats. Fuck 'em. They're
Englischer pig-dogs. Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
19. What kind of car do you drive?
a) Average-sized family saloon. Nothing special.
b) A nice sporty number.
c) An old lump of fucking tin with the boot at the front and the engine in
the boot. Like that makes a lot of sense! It doesn't go above forty miles an
hour uphill and goes from 0-60 in three weeks. And it sounds like an old
tank. People's car, my fucking arse.
20. Do you play tennis and does your face look like a pig's trotter, you
ginger freckly fucking cunt?
a) No.
b) Certainly not.
c) Yes.
21. What is your record like in World Wars?
a) Not too bad. You've given as good as you've got.
b) Very good.
c) Played 2 Won 0 Drawn 0 Lost 2. Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!! But you never
fucking learn, you cunts. Chances are you'll start the next fucking one as
well.
22. You are a hopelessly inadequate, sexually dysfunctional transvestite
with a fetish for little boys and torturing people. Does this affect your
achievements in life?
a) Yes. Very badly. You wouldn't really able to get far with that hanging
over you.
b) Probably. Though you'd like to think you could rise above at least one or
two of such drastic personal shortcomings.
c) Does it fuck. It's a positive boon where you live. For yours is a nation
of pederasts, sodomites and fucking circus freaks. Pretty soon you are
rising up the ranks of the armed forces and in no time you are commanding
your own army and even in the war cabinet where you oversee protection for
refugee and displaced children. Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!! And when it's all
over, you'll settle in England cos they won't do fuck all to you even though
they know who you are what you've done. You filthy vermin scumbag.
23. You are driving in a Grand Prix and have no chance of winning the race.
However, the man coming up behind you can win the race and the World
Championship. What do you do?
a) Let him past and even wave - if you can't win it you'd like to see the
best man win.
b) Try and make a race of it even though it's a lost cause because you're
the competitive kind.
c) Fuck that. Slow down and wait till he gets alongside you, then ram the
cunt off the fucking track. There's no way any fucker's gonna get past you,
you cheating fucking bastard. Not even your own brother. Fuck him. If he
dies it's his own fucking fault for not watching where he was going. Sieg
heil! Sieg heil!
24. A load of Turkish immigrants come into your country and want to stay
there. What do you do about this?
a) Nothing. It's a free country and with the way your country has treated
people in the past, perhaps it's time you gave a little hospitality back.
b) You're not happy about it because there aren't enough jobs and facilities
to go round anyway, but it's not their fault.
c) Stick the smelly bastards in a youth hostel and firebomb the cunt. Twats.
That'll teach 'em to come over here and take our jobs. Black bastards.
25. You are a successful actor and film star in your country. What sort of
characters do you play?
a) Anything from Shakespeare and Chekhov to more mainstream characters like
Sherlock Holmes and James Bond.
b) Mainly comedy and character parts that require a skill all of their own.
c) Blokes with curly blond hair and tashes called Helmut, in scratchy porno
flicks where it looks like you're shagging some big-titted bird but you're
not because your dick's never hard. What a fucking rip-off. And they're all
the fucking same, with slow saxophone music in the background and words
dubbed over like: "Baby that's really good do it to me your hot dirty
bitch." Yeah, dead fucking realistic, you false shower of bastards. Er...or
so I've heard.
ANSWERS:
Mainly a: You're not German.
Mainly b: Neither are you.
Mainly c: You Kraut fuck. You square-headed piggy-eyed rubber-lipped
Jew-murdering cunt. You cheat like fuck at every sport on God's earth, and
it's a pity you don't try it in wars as well because you might win now and
again. Fucking useless twats. Stick to slapping your thighs in your leather
pants and wearing them little tashes, eating pickled cabbage and drinking
piss lager from great big fucking glasses. You fucking Kraut bastard.
Alan
> a) No.
> b) Certainly not.
> c) Yes.
>
> 9. Where is the other?
>
> a) You don't understand the question.
> b) Pardon?
> c) On the kitchen wall.
>
This one's still crackin' me ribs.
Alan
Arsenio Dweedle
"Alan" <dogsdan...@fishfeeds.com> wrote in message
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I find it in quite poor taste.
Having travelled to Germany during the 40's, I found the inhabitants there
quite accommodating.
Arsenio Dweedle
General USA (retired)
MrPinstripeSuit
"The One" & only Neo <The...@theMatrix.net> wrote in message
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> ARE YOU GERMAN?
> Take the Arthur Thacker quiz and find out for yourself.
> 19. What kind of car do you drive?
>
> a) Average-sized family saloon. Nothing special.
> b) A nice sporty number.
> c) An old lump of fucking tin with the boot at the front and the engine in
> the boot. Like that makes a lot of sense! It doesn't go above forty miles
an
> hour uphill and goes from 0-60 in three weeks. And it sounds like an old
> tank. People's car, my fucking arse.
Germans produce the best cars in the world. Sometimes it does make sense to
have
the engine in the back. I suppose since your british you wouldn't recognize
a piece
of good workmanship if it slapped you across your foul-word spewing mouth.
Just look at the quality of cars that the Brits export.
-J.C.
Kansas City, USA
walter meyer
You are definitlely a piece of useles protoplasm occupying valuable weltraum.
Andreas Thomsen
\"The One\" & only Neo wrote:
>
> ARE YOU GERMAN?
> Take the Arthur Thacker quiz and find out for yourself.
[plonk]
A
Firky
> Germans produce the best cars in the world. Sometimes it does make sense to
> have the engine in the back.
I`ll grant you that the Germans make good cars, but the best cars in the world
are actually made by the Italians.
> I suppose since your british you wouldn't recognize a piece
> of good workmanship if it slapped you across your foul-word spewing mouth.
> Just look at the quality of cars that the Brits export.
That's cos a German companies took over a few of our factories and started
producing shite cars that no bugger wants.
The best and most desirable sports cars in the world are all British in design
and heritage. Austin Martin, TVR, MG, Lotus, Jaguar, Healey and so on.
--
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L I q u I d c a t
Michael Khan
Firky wrote:
> That's cos a German companies took over a few of our factories and started
> producing shite cars that no bugger wants.
Get real. Leave the blame for the downfall of the British car industry
where it belongs: British politicians, British management and British
trade unions.
MrPinstripeSuit
Michael Khan <Michae...@t-online.de> wrote in message
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You are completely right Michael
Shaolin
MrPinstripeSuit felt the need to say.....
>
> "The One" & only Neo <The...@theMatrix.net> wrote in message
> news:9n1lpn$4q2mq$1...@ID-99704.news.dfncis.de...
> > ARE YOU GERMAN?
> > Take the Arthur Thacker quiz and find out for yourself.
> (snip)
> > 19. What kind of car do you drive?
> >
> > a) Average-sized family saloon. Nothing special.
> > b) A nice sporty number.
> > c) An old lump of fucking tin with the boot at the front and the engine in
> > the boot. Like that makes a lot of sense! It doesn't go above forty miles
> an
> > hour uphill and goes from 0-60 in three weeks. And it sounds like an old
> > tank. People's car, my fucking arse.
> (snip)
>
> Germans produce the best cars in the world.
That is true.
> Sometimes it does make sense to
> have
> the engine in the back.
I disagree with that, it makes the most sense to be mid engined, failing
that front engined. I cannot remember which driver said it, but he was a
very successful rally driver, he said "would you throw a hammer, handle
first?"
> I suppose since your british you wouldn't recognize
Thats you are or you're. I hope that helps your English.
> a piece
> of good workmanship if it slapped you across your foul-word spewing mouth.
> Just look at the quality of cars that the Brits export.
>
What, like TVR, Jaguar, Rolls-Royce, Lotus, MG? Okay. What was your
point again?
>
> -J.C.
> Kansas City, USA
>
>
>
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MrPinstripeSuit
Shaolin <d...@shaolinproductions.comNOSPAM> wrote in message
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Thank you. That was an error with my typing.
> > a piece
> > of good workmanship if it slapped you across your foul-word spewing
mouth.
> > Just look at the quality of cars that the Brits export.
> >
>
>
> What, like TVR, Jaguar, Rolls-Royce, Lotus, MG? Okay. What was your
> point again?
I was hoping someone could name English cars that aren't pieces of crap as
far as
workmanship goes. I'm still waiting for that list..
"The One" & only Neo
"walter meyer" <wal...@escape.ca> wrote in message
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>
> You are definitlely a piece of useles protoplasm occupying valuable
weltraum.
>
a kraut.
Seig Heil...
Neo
D. Edward Gund v. Brighoff
In article <9n3000$53m2d$1...@ID-99704.news.dfncis.de>,
And yet, stupid as they are, they can still spell "Sieg" correctly. It's
a peculiarly English habit to assume that two vowels which sound entirely
different should be spelled identically.
--
Daniel "Da" von Brighoff /\ Dilettanten
(de...@midway.uchicago.edu) /__\ erhebt Euch
/____\ gegen die Kunst!
Firky
> I was hoping someone could name English cars that aren't pieces of crap as
> far as
> workmanship goes. I'm still waiting for that list..
We don't use Turkish slaves in our factories. They don't produce cars of good
quality because they take pride in their work. They take it because they fear
the evil that is Germany.
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L i q u i d c a t
Firky
British politicians, British management and British Trade Unions joined the EC
(mainly headed by Germany) and it all went tits up from there. So it's your
fault again. Still at the end of the day.. TWO WORLD WARS ONE WORLD CUP AND A
FIVE NIL ON SLAUGHT!!1!
sc席mble
"MrPinstripeSuit" <MrPinst...@kc.rr.com> wrote in message
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/looks at merkin cars
/sniggers
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/applauds
Like the you neatly side stepped the fact that fully British made cars piss
all over the germuns.
Michael Khan
> British politicians, British management and British Trade Unions joined the EC
> (mainly headed by Germany) and it all went tits up from there.
Things were going pretty badly even before.You weren't exactly living in
clover when Wilson was PM.
The seeds for the destruction of British industry were laid far earlier.
And you have no-one to blame but your own guys for that. As for what
they did to the British aircraft industry right from the end of WW II
onwards.
> Still at the end of the day.. TWO WORLD WARS ONE WORLD CUP AND A
> FIVE NIL ON SLAUGHT!!1!
I've seen some people who can't adjust to losing. But you people can't
seem to be able to adjust to winning.
Hi-de-hi
Didn't seem to be much of a problem to us in 1945.
Hidehi
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Neo
ScottyŠ
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!!
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Jeeeze....you crack me up...!!!
Guenter Scholz
SelmerSax
Andreas Thomsen wrote:
Yes I agree with you. This person must be filled with hate.What a waste
of life.
ScottyŠ
"Guenter Scholz" <sch...@sciborg.uwaterloo.ca> wrote in message
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Jeeeze thwe idiot can't even spell Jeeeze...talk about IQ
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!!
typo flame....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 5 - 1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....now piss off
kraut
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Its easy Mmmkay...!!!
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Nah..he's filled with Stella Mmmmm.....
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MMmmmm...Worthy's Ale an Pork Scratchings...!!!
Paul
<9n3000$53m2d$1...@ID-99704.news.dfncis.de>:
>Seig Heil...
Godwin's law: you lose.
sc席mble
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Worthys!!!!!
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Firky
> > Still at the end of the day.. TWO WORLD WARS ONE WORLD CUP AND A
> > FIVE NIL ON SLAUGHT!!1!
>
> I've seen some people who can't adjust to losing. But you people can't
> seem to be able to adjust to winning.
That's a typical defeatist attitude LMAO!
We can revel in the glory of kicking your arse.
MrPinstripeSuit
> We don't use Turkish slaves in our factories. They don't produce cars of
good
> quality because they take pride in their work. They take it because they
fear
> the evil that is Germany.
> --
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> L i q u i d c a t
And the Brits don't produce good cars because their socialist economy
refuses to
reward anybody that is of above average intelligence and/or skill.
-JC
Kansas City, USA
ScottyŠ
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!!
what a thick fuck
Stefan Walker
>
> "The One" & only Neo <The...@theMatrix.net> wrote in message
> news:9n1lpn$4q2mq$1...@ID-99704.news.dfncis.de...
> > Take the Arthur Thacker quiz and find out for yourself.
> > 19. What kind of car do you drive?
> >
> > a) Average-sized family saloon. Nothing special.
> > b) A nice sporty number.
> > c) An old lump of fucking tin with the boot at the front and the engine
in
> > the boot. Like that makes a lot of sense! It doesn't go above forty
miles
> an
> > hour uphill and goes from 0-60 in three weeks. And it sounds like an old
> > tank. People's car, my fucking arse.
> (snip)
>
> Germans produce the best cars in the world. Sometimes it does make sense
to
> have
> the engine in the back. I suppose since your british you wouldn't
recognize
> a piece
> of good workmanship if it slapped you across your foul-word spewing mouth.
> Just look at the quality of cars that the Brits export.
>
He'd recognise good grammar and spelling, however.
Vladikavkaz
ScottyŠ <Bwaaa...@LMFAO.com> wrote in message
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> Jeeeze thwe idiot can't even spell Jeeeze...talk about IQ
Jeeeze the idiot can't even spell 'the'... talk about IQ
Vlad.
POD {铱觹
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> >
> > This one's still crackin' me ribs.
> >
> >
> > Alan
>
> I find it in quite poor taste.
>
> Having travelled to Germany during the 40's, I found the inhabitants there
> quite accommodating.
>
> Arsenio Dweedle
> General USA (retired)
>
That's because they knew you were the enemy, if they were on your side,
they'd have ran like the wind to avoid the obligatory US "friendly fire"
POD {铱觹
"MrPinstripeSuit" <MrPinst...@kc.rr.com> wrote in message
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>
> Germans produce the best cars in the world. Sometimes it does make sense
to
> have
> the engine in the back. I suppose since your british you wouldn't
recognize
> a piece
> of good workmanship if it slapped you across your foul-word spewing mouth.
> Just look at the quality of cars that the Brits export.
>
>
> -J.C.
> Kansas City, USA
>
That would be your opinion. But when you only have American cars as a
comparison, maybe the German bland design would appeal. But we brits have
such makers as Jenson, TVR, Morgan, Aston Martin and Jaguar (and before you
say, yes a couple of them are now owned by Ford, but you can't buy class).
We also have our close friends the Italians, and between us, we make the
Germans look as dull as they are. Even the Swedes make better cars than the
Germans.
I'm sorry to but in, but you obviously don't have any knowledge of the
subject you are attempting to debate in. Best stick to Dorothy and Toto!
Karsten Düsterloh
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DEAR CHILDREN!
WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP CROSS-POSTING TO ALT.USAGE.GERMAN? IT'S ABSOLUTELY
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Hope you've heard that, :-|
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>news:9n1nc8$4tovg$1...@ID-74999.news.dfncis.de...
>> >
>> > This one's still crackin' me ribs.
>> >
>> >
>> > Alan
>>
>> I find it in quite poor taste.
>>
>> Having travelled to Germany during the 40's, I found the inhabitants there
>> quite accommodating.
>>
>> Arsenio Dweedle
>> General USA (retired)
>>
Hidehi
Arsenio Dweedle
"POD {铱觹" <flam...@burnbabyburn.co.uk> wrote in message
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How dare you Sir!
The sheer impertinence of your response is absolutely amazing. I have had
men court martialed for less!
A. Dweedle
(retired).
Arsenio Dweedle
Hyman is my middle name Sir
AH Dweedle
General USA (retired)
"The One" & only Neo
"sc®umble" <scrumble@:OPbPbPbPb.ntalk.org> wrote in message
news:NU9l7.4747$ii5.4...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com...
Oi fish 'ed. Sling yer hook....
Neo
"The One" & only Neo
"Karsten Düsterloh" <3B954E5E...@tprac.de> wrote in message
news:3B954E5E...@mid.tprac.de...
\"The One\" & only Neo wrote:
[a lot of nonsens]
DEAR CHILDREN!
WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP CROSS-POSTING TO ALT.USAGE.GERMAN? IT'S ABSOLUTELY
OFF-TOPIC HERE!
How do you say in German... "Stop shouting, it's rude you kraut cunt?"
Just wondered like.
Neo
"The One" & only Neo
"Andreas Thomsen" <tho...@uni-bonn.de> wrote in message
news:3B94FA27...@uni-bonn.de...
> Just another bit of hate speech ...
>
> >
> > Take the Arthur Thacker quiz and find out for yourself.
>
> [plonk]
Does that mean I can talk about your homosexuality behind your back now?
Fucking BONUS......
Poof.
Neo
"The One" & only Neo
"SelmerSax" <Selm...@Salem.com> wrote in message
news:3B95242A...@Salem.com...
>
>
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!!
Waste!, you wanna see the self abuse too.... now fuck off you German Kunt.
Neo
MrPinstripeSuit
I'm sorry to but in too, but I am an automotive mechanic by profesion. I
know from personal experience that German cars are better than British
ones. I also base my opinion of the _quality_ of cars on things other
than their appearance and/or (what you call) 'class.'
-JC
Kansas City, USA
POD {铱觹
> >
> > That would be your opinion. But when you only have American cars as a
> > comparison, maybe the German bland design would appeal. But we brits
have
> > such makers as Jenson, TVR, Morgan, Aston Martin and Jaguar (and before
> you
> > say, yes a couple of them are now owned by Ford, but you can't buy
class).
> > We also have our close friends the Italians, and between us, we make the
> > Germans look as dull as they are. Even the Swedes make better cars than
> the
> > Germans.
> >
> > I'm sorry to but in, but you obviously don't have any knowledge of the
> > subject you are attempting to debate in. Best stick to Dorothy and
Toto!
>
>
> I'm sorry to but in too, but I am an automotive mechanic by profesion. I
> know from personal experience that German cars are better than British
> ones. I also base my opinion of the _quality_ of cars on things other
> than their appearance and/or (what you call) 'class.'
>
>
> -JC
> Kansas City, USA
>
So, the fact that you can tune a chevvie pick-up leads you to believe you
are an authority on the quality of handmade British sports cars that you
most probably have never seen, let alone driven in?
"The One" & only Neo
I dunno about you POD but I'm takin' that one as a "I'm an ignorant cunt and
no fuck all about this topic"....
You never know, he may surprise us and have owned a RD125LC....
Neo
POD {铱觹
news:9n3p0l$5ah4l$1...@ID-99704.news.dfncis.de...
>
> I dunno about you POD but I'm takin' that one as a "I'm an ignorant cunt
and
> no fuck all about this topic"....
>
> You never know, he may surprise us and have owned a RD125LC....
>
> Neo
>
Doubt he'd have even heard of that one. If it doesn't have bull bars he's
probably at a loss as to it's existence
"The One" & only Neo
You could get cow horns for 'em, but they performed like a sack of shite....
How very.... American....
Neo
Christa Brady
"Guenter Scholz" <sch...@sciborg.uwaterloo.ca> wrote in message
news:9n36a6$5lm$1...@watserv3.uwaterloo.ca...
> In article <9n3000$53m2d$1...@ID-99704.news.dfncis.de>,
> \"The One\" & only Neo <The...@theMatrix.net> wrote:
> >
> >"walter meyer" <wal...@escape.ca> wrote in message
> >news:3B94F736...@escape.ca...
> >>
> >> You are definitlely a piece of useles protoplasm occupying valuable
> >weltraum.
> >>
> >And you sir are a bandwidth wasting, top posting, newbie that has the IQ
of
> >a kraut.
> >
> >Seig Heil...
> >
> geez, the idiot can't even spell Sieg ... talk about IQ
>
>
There is no point to his irrational drivel; it's simply the product of
mental aberration.
C.Brady
Christa Brady
"ScottyŠ" <Bwaaa...@LMFAO.com> wrote in message
news:9n378d$570iu$1...@ID-94721.news.dfncis.de...> news:3b951402....@news.cis.dfn.de...
> > On Tue, 04 Sep 2001 19:42:14 +0200, Michael Khan
> > <Michae...@t-online.de> wrote:
> >
> > >Firky wrote:
> > >
> > >> British politicians, British management and British Trade Unions
joined
> the EC
> > >> (mainly headed by Germany) and it all went tits up from there.
> > >
> > >Things were going pretty badly even before.You weren't exactly living
in
> > >clover when Wilson was PM.
> > >
> > >The seeds for the destruction of British industry were laid far
earlier.
> > >And you have no-one to blame but your own guys for that. As for what
> > >they did to the British aircraft industry right from the end of WW II
> > >onwards.
> > >
> > >
> > >> Still at the end of the day.. TWO WORLD WARS ONE WORLD CUP AND A
> > >> FIVE NIL ON SLAUGHT!!1!
> > >
> > >I've seen some people who can't adjust to losing. But you people can't
> > >seem to be able to adjust to winning.
> >
>
> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!!
> --
> Scotty
>
> Jeeeze....you crack me up...!!!
>
>
Jeeeze...... Doesn't take much.... Does it ???
C.B.
Christa Brady
"SelmerSax" <Selm...@Salem.com> wrote in message
news:3B95242A...@Salem.com...
>
>
> Andreas Thomsen wrote:
>
> > Just another bit of hate speech ...
> >
> > \"The One\" & only Neo wrote:
> > >
> > > ARE YOU GERMAN?
> > > Take the Arthur Thacker quiz and find out for yourself.
> >
> > [plonk]
> >
> > A
>
> Yes I agree with you. This person must be filled with hate.What a waste
> of life.
>
Yes, what a waste...
C.B.
Hi-de-hi
Fuckin' funny though!
Hidehi
Paul
<9n1lpn$4q2mq$1...@ID-99704.news.dfncis.de>:
>X-Trace: fu-berlin.de 999578238 5049050 172.135.21.138 (16 [99704])
>ARE YOU GERMAN?
>Take the Arthur Thacker quiz and find out for yourself.
[...]
>Mainly c: You Kraut fuck.
Then, why do you post via a German newsserver? Can't find anything adequate
in your german-hating neighbourhood?
Paul
KCOM
>
>Firky
wrote:
>
>> British politicians, British management and British Trade Unions
joined the EC
>> (mainly headed by Germany) and it all went tits up from
there.
>
>Things were going pretty badly even before.You weren't exactly living
in
>clover when Wilson was PM.
>
>The seeds for the destruction of British
industry were laid far earlier.
>And you have no-one to blame but your own guys
for that. As for what
>they did to the British aircraft industry right from the
end of WW II
>onwards.
>
>
>> Still at the end of the day.. TWO WORLD WARS ONE
WORLD CUP AND A
>> FIVE NIL ON SLAUGHT!!1!
>
>I've seen some people who can't
adjust to losing. But you people can't
>seem to be able to adjust to
winning.
Hey there Fritz, speaking of winning, remember June 1918, in the
Battle of Belleau Wood when United States Marines kicked german ass? Well I'm
American, so kiss my feet and then get lost.
Steve
J. C.
Actually I work in an import specialty shop. I work on BMWs, Mercedes,
Jaguars,
Porsches, an occasional Rolls Royce or Bentley, and many other German and
English
cars. This is how I know that the German cars are of much higher quality
than the
British ones. I even see Italian cars every once in a while. In terms of
_quality_ I would
have to rate them in this order: German, Italian, and British.
--
-J.C.
Kansas City, USA
Rubber Duckie
@news2.rdc2.tx.home.com> ", Christa Brady The Feeble said...
I insistently assert that you are foolhardily engaged in the
transgression of an egregious harassment of the English vocabulary!
--
Bemsha - Now You Know.®
Professor, Human Search Engine Mechanics,
University of Pants
"Hentai porn anime should not require explication. If I have to tell you,
then Google isn't doing it's job." - Mark Morford
"It just over the next dune, I swear to God!" -- Moses
"Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival
on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet." -- Albert
Einstein
ScottyŠ
"Vladikavkaz" <vladi...@excite.co.uk> wrote in message
news:9n3irp$50o2b$1...@ID-46931.news.dfncis.de...
Hahahahahahahahaha...thats me fucked then in it...
Michael Khan
"scŽumble" wrote:
> Like the you neatly side stepped the fact that fully British made cars piss
> all over the germuns.
With this, I suppose you mean they leak oil, coolant water and hydraulic
fluid all over the poor sod who is trying to get it roadworthy again.
Michael Khan
Firky wrote:
> That's a typical defeatist attitude LMAO!
Well, make up your minds, will you? Defeatist or militarist? Can't be
both at the same time.
> We can revel in the glory of kicking your arse.
Thanks for that glimpse at YobWorld (TM). Very instructive, if not very
impressive.
Michael Khan
KCOM wrote:
> Hey there Fritz, speaking of winning, remember June 1918, in the
> Battle of Belleau Wood when United States Marines kicked german ass?
Back to the early years of the past century now? To answer your
question: No, I wasn't around at the time. Were you?
>so kiss my feet and then get lost.
Not likely.
Kirby[TiT]
"Michael Khan" <Michae...@t-online.de> wrote in message
news:3B95D708...@t-online.de...
>
>
> Firky wrote:
>
> > That's a typical defeatist attitude LMAO!
>
> Well, make up your minds, will you? Defeatist or militarist? Can't be
> both at the same time.
>
In your case, there is an exception !
> > We can revel in the glory of kicking your arse.
>
> Thanks for that glimpse at YobWorld (TM). Very instructive, if not very
> impressive.
Nah, you aint met YobWorldŽ yet mate, you will know when you have !
Kirby
Firky
> Firky wrote:
>
> > That's a typical defeatist attitude LMAO!
>
> Well, make up your minds, will you? Defeatist or militarist? Can't be
> both at the same time.
You're wannabe militarists
> > We can revel in the glory of kicking your arse.
>
> Thanks for that glimpse at YobWorld (TM). Very instructive, if not very
> impressive.
That was not YobWorld.
--
www.liquidcat.com
L i q u i d c a t
Firky
> Doubt he'd have even heard of that one. If it doesn't have bull bars he's
> probably at a loss as to it's existence
:O)
slambam
\"The One\" & only Neo wrote:
> "SelmerSax" <Selm...@Salem.com> wrote in message
> news:3B95242A...@Salem.com...
> >
> >
> > Andreas Thomsen wrote:
> >
> > > Just another bit of hate speech ...
> > >
> > > \"The One\" & only Neo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > ARE YOU GERMAN?
> > > > Take the Arthur Thacker quiz and find out for yourself.
> > >
> > > [plonk]
> > >
> > > A
> >
> > Yes I agree with you. This person must be filled with hate.What a waste
> > of life.
>
> BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!!
>
> Waste!, you wanna see the self abuse too.... now fuck off you German Kunt.
>
> Neo
I think this bovine boy has had one beef steak too many....the words Mad Cow
come to mind.
"The One" & only Neo
"slambam" <ar...@aol.com> wrote in message news:3B960BF9...@aol.com...
Bullocks.... you get mad cow from nerve tissue, not steak.... you don't pay
attention do you?
Neo
slambam
\"The One\" & only Neo wrote:
> "Andreas Thomsen" <tho...@uni-bonn.de> wrote in message
> news:3B94FA27...@uni-bonn.de...
> > Just another bit of hate speech ...
> >
> > \"The One\" & only Neo wrote:
> > >
> > > ARE YOU GERMAN?
> > > Take the Arthur Thacker quiz and find out for yourself.
> >
> > [plonk]
>
> Does that mean I can talk about your homosexuality behind your back now?
>
> Fucking BONUS......
>
> Poof.
>
> Neo
Admit it bum boy......you dream about having one of those famous thick
German sausages inserted deep in your ass.
SelmerSax
"POD {铱觹" wrote:
> "MrPinstripeSuit" <MrPinst...@kc.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:%v6l7.249927$Jg.30...@typhoon.kc.rr.com...
>
> >
> > Germans produce the best cars in the world. Sometimes it does make sense
> to
> > have
> > the engine in the back. I suppose since your british you wouldn't
> recognize
> > a piece
> > of good workmanship if it slapped you across your foul-word spewing mouth.
> > Just look at the quality of cars that the Brits export.
> >
> >
> > -J.C.
> > Kansas City, USA
> >
>
> That would be your opinion. But when you only have American cars as a
> comparison, maybe the German bland design would appeal. But we brits have
> such makers as Jenson, TVR, Morgan, Aston Martin and Jaguar (and before you
> say, yes a couple of them are now owned by Ford, but you can't buy class).
> We also have our close friends the Italians, and between us, we make the
> Germans look as dull as they are. Even the Swedes make better cars than the
> Germans.
>
> I'm sorry to but in, but you obviously don't have any knowledge of the
> subject you are attempting to debate in. Best stick to Dorothy and Toto!
Take a trip to North America some time. You will see the wealty driving mostly
German cars. Mercedes, BMW, Porche,VW, Audi etc. Once in a blue moon you will
see a Rolls or Jaguar. Does that not tell you something?
Rubber Duckie
Feeble said...
Good luck finding a condom that fits!!!1!1!!!
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_358876.html
Sometimes, they make it too easy.
Rubber Duckie
Feeble said...
Most Americans are willing to drive cars made by General Motors. :o\
Nigel Brooks
"SelmerSax" <hand...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:3B963183...@aol.com...
Absolutely!
It tells me that Mercedes has a plant in Tuscaloosa, BMW has one in Greer,
South Carolina, VW has one in Pennsylvania etc etc
Brooks
SelmerSax
Rubber Duckie wrote:
You are wrong there kido.
SelmerSax
Nigel Brooks wrote:
When spending big bucks on a car there has to be more to it than simply the
presence of a plant.
Rubber Duckie
Feeble said...
They are the number one seller of cars in the United States. SOMEBODY is
buying them. Shitloads of them.
Hi-de-hi
My ma's got a window box in Garston full of them but you don't hear
her bragging.
Hidehi
Hi-de-hi
Now that's just fucking stupid that! Fucking soil would go all over
the seats! Who thought that one up? Fuckin' Yanks I bet!
Hidehi
"The One" & only Neo
"slambam" <ar...@aol.com> wrote in message news:3B9625BE...@aol.com...
I here if you want that done "Slam Bams' your man".....
So do one.... typical yank homo....
Neo
sc席mble
Well it serves you right for crashing it in the first place
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Rubber Duckie
", Stefan Koschminder The Feeble said...
>
> Am 04.09.01 schrieb Theone folgendes:
>
> > Mainly c: You Kraut fuck. You square-headed piggy-eyed rubber-lipped
> > Jew-murdering cunt. You cheat like fuck at every sport on God's
> > earth, and it's a pity you don't try it in wars as well because you
> > might win now and again. Fucking useless twats. Stick to slapping
> > your thighs in your leather pants and wearing them little tashes,
> > eating pickled cabbage and drinking piss lager from great big fucking
> > glasses. You fucking Kraut bastard.
>
> Is this your brain-desease cummin out?
Ooh, I do enjoy extra cumin in my falafel!
SelmerSax
Let me get this straight...........you are saying that there are no nerves in
muscle tissue?
SelmerSax
\"The One\" & only Neo wrote:
> "Karsten Düsterloh" <3B954E5E...@tprac.de> wrote in message
> news:3B954E5E...@mid.tprac.de...
> \"The One\" & only Neo wrote:
>
> [a lot of nonsens]
>
> DEAR CHILDREN!
>
> WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP CROSS-POSTING TO ALT.USAGE.GERMAN? IT'S ABSOLUTELY
> OFF-TOPIC HERE!
>
> How do you say in German... "Stop shouting, it's rude you kraut cunt?"
>
> Just wondered like.
>
> Neo
You are a sad excuse of a human being.
R.B.
Vietnam.
Hi. I'm a German and revenge is sweet. Listen up Jar Head wannabe
cuz this is no this is no shit.
When I was 12 me and my friends went to a property that had a big
chestnut tree in the front yard. It was 2 houses down from the
railroad tracks. We asked the woman if we could take the chestnuts
that had fallen. She said OK. Her husband came home from work and
was furious that we were on his property. He came up to me and asked
me if I was a Kraut(that's Mr. Kraut to you). I(being honest and
dumb) said Yes.(I must look like a KRAUT) So he grabbed me and put me
in a head lock and said all kinds of nasty things and pummled me. I
thought I was going to choke. Finally he let me go and I got on my
bike and started to pedal.(my friends had already ske daddled). As I
was crossing the tracks I looked back at him and yelled: 'Fuck
Off'(the first time I swore at an adult). So this fat prick started
running after me and I got scared. I looked backwards and he was
gaining ground. But when he ran across the tracks the idiot tripped
and fell. I'll never forget the look on his face when he looked up at
me. Oh well. Can't be helped.
The moral of this story is: Watch out for pre-adolescent boys.
They'll fuck up angry racists any time.
SelmerSax
Stefan Koschminder wrote:
> Am 04.09.01 schrieb Theone folgendes:
>
> > Mainly c: You Kraut fuck. You square-headed piggy-eyed rubber-lipped
> > Jew-murdering cunt. You cheat like fuck at every sport on God's
> > earth, and it's a pity you don't try it in wars as well because you
> > might win now and again. Fucking useless twats. Stick to slapping
> > your thighs in your leather pants and wearing them little tashes,
> > eating pickled cabbage and drinking piss lager from great big fucking
> > glasses. You fucking Kraut bastard.
>
> Is this your brain-desease cummin out?
> scnr
>
> Mit den allerherzigsten Grüßen
>
> Stefan Koschminder
This poor bovin brain slime bucket must live in a tiny desolate world, he
has nothin better to do than write this drivel for all the world to see.
SelmerSax
Hi-de-hi wrote:
Get real.
SelmerSax
Hi-de-hi wrote:
I guess since you have no logical argument, you have to resort to childs play.
Hi-de-hi
No mate, I'm a troll.
Hidehi
Hi-de-hi
Me? You're the one who's thinking of putting a fucking aspidistra in
a bleedin' Mondeo!
Hidehi
SelmerSax
Hi-de-hi wrote:
OK in that case I'll forgive you.
> Hidehi
KCOM
says...
The fff, with inferior genetics like yours in the military, no wonder we
lost the Vietnam War.
Steve
Rubber Duckie
sc席mble
""The One" & only Neo" <The...@theMatrix.net> wrote in message
news:9n3ncs$5a8lp$1...@ID-99704.news.dfncis.de...
>
> "sc®umble" <scrumble@:OPbPbPbPb.ntalk.org> wrote in message
> news:NU9l7.4747$ii5.4...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com...
> >
> > "Scotty©" <Bwaaa...@LMFAO.com> wrote in message
> > news:9n38j1$54kvk$1...@ID-94721.news.dfncis.de...
> > >
> > > "SelmerSax" <Selm...@Salem.com> wrote in message
> > > news:3B95242A...@Salem.com...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Andreas Thomsen wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Just another bit of hate speech ...
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Take the Arthur Thacker quiz and find out for yourself.
> > > > >
> > > > > [plonk]
> > > > >
> > > > > A
> > > >
> > > > Yes I agree with you. This person must be filled with hate.
> > >
> > > --
> > > Scotty
> > >
> > > MMmmmm...Worthy's Ale an Pork Scratchings...!!!
> > ^^^^^^^^^^^
> >
> > Worthys!!!!!
> >
> > <Homer J>
> >
> > aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhlllllllllll
> >
> > </Homer J>
> >
> >
> > --
> > ><))°> sc®umble <°((><
> > __ www.gtfc.co.uk __
> > <_/\_________________/\_>
> > \_GRIMSBY TOWN FC _/
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> > # # # # # # # # #
> > # # # # # # #
> > # # # # #
> > # # #
>
> Oi fish 'ed. Sling yer hook....
>
>
/gets out song sheet
WE
PISS
ON
YOUR FISH
YES WE DOOOOOOOO! YES WE DOOOOOOO!
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Alan
> They'll fuck up angry racists any time.
When I was adolescent, I used to fuck anything that moved.
Alan
"The One" & only Neo
Fuck me if it aint Captn Birdseye....
:/o COD, HEADS, COD, HEADS, ROLLY POLEY COD HEADS, COD HEADS, COD HEADS, EAT
EM UP FOR TEA......
Neo
"The One" & only Neo
are you telling me that steak is banned like spinal cord is?
Neo
"The One" & only Neo
Neo
"The One" & only Neo
It was copied from a guy in Wales actually. WRONG!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!!
Neo
SelmerSax
No that's not what I said, read it again.
Shaolin
Koschminder felt the need to say.....
>
> Am 04.09.01 schrieb usenet folgendes:
>
> > Austin Martin,
> sounds interesting...what is it?
>
> > TVR,
> Good old times...
>
Sorry just to pick you up on this.
The TVR Cerbera, the first TVR to be powered by a TVR engine is an
awesome machine. (out-performs the 911, daiblo, 550 etc)
And have you look at the stats for the new TVR 12 speed?
TVR have started to develop their own engines, with the hope to sell on
the technology like lotus do. And so far have gone beyond all
expectations.
> > MG,
> log time ago....
>
> > Lotus,
> great name, great cars
>
> > Jaguar,
> i guess it is FORD :-)
>
> > Healey
> warp me back to the 1960....
>
> > and so on.
> and so on? Reliant?
> :-)
>
>
> Mit den allerherzigsten Grüßen
>
> Stefan Koschminder
>
--
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Dept. of Beerology
University of Pants
UK
Snoochie Bootchies Bluntman!
"Today, a young man on acid, realised that all matter is merely energy
condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness
experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life
is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... here's Tom
with the weather."
Bill Hicks
"You know your problem? You're Floccinauccinehilipilificating."
"Okay brain you don't like me and I don't like you, but
lets get through this and I'll get back to killing you with beer"
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alt.fan.dan-shaolin
"The One" & only Neo
So you believe we can contract CJD from steak?
Neo
SelmerSax
Apparently you did.
Scup[]V[]eister
Pontificating rich pricks drive german cars?
to stand out You buy a Bently
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Scup
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Thats Scup, like the Bra Size
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"If trees could scream would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? we
might if they screamed all day and night for no apparent reason...."
SelmerSax
"Scup[]V[]eister" wrote:
You WISH you were a rich prick instead of a poor one...don't you?