On Monday, December 10, 2012 at 7:42:35 PM UTC-7, TMC wrote:
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http://lebeauleblog.com/2012/08/30/what-the-hell-happened-to-geena-davis/
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> Posted by lebeau
>
> Geena Davis rose to prominence in the 80′s. She capped off the decade
> with an Academy Award. She kicked off the 90′s with a starring role
> in the pop culture juggernaut, Thelma and Louise. But by the end of
> the 90′s, her film career vanished. What the hell happened?
>
> It’s easy to look at Geena Davis and assume that she is just another
> pretty face. On screen, she frequently appears as a bit of a ditz.
> But in reality, there is a lot more to Geena Davis. For example,
> Davis is a member of Mensa which requires an IQ in the top 2% She is
> fluent in Swedish, trained in several musical instruments and is an
> Olympic-level archer.
>
> Let’s see Meg Ryan do that!
>
> Davis auditioned for several movies including the role of Sarah Connor
> in The Terminator before landing her first acting job in one of the
> biggest comedies of the 80′s, Tootsie.
>
> Tootsie starred Dustin Hoffman as an out-of-work actor who lands a
> role on a soap opera by cross-dressing. Davis’ role was small and
> mostly consisted of parading around in front of Hoffman in her
> underwear. The joke came from Hoffman pretending to be “one of the
> girls” while Davis flounced around in front of him.
>
> Although her role was small, Tootsie was a monster hit in 1982. The
> reviews were great, it was nominated for several Oscars and the box
> office was very strong. It was a great way to start an acting career.
>
> Following Tootsie, Davis spend the next few years paying her dues on
> TV. She had guest spots on Knight Rider, Family Ties, and Remington
> Steele from 1983-1985. Davis also had a recurring role on the short-
> lived Dabney Coleman sitcom, Buffalo Bill.
>
> Buffalo Bill ran for two shortened seasons. Despite critical acclaim
> and 11 Emmy nominations, Buffalo Bill suffered from low ratings which
> lead to its cancellation.
>
> In 1985, Davis returned to the big screen with small roles in two
> movies. The first was Fletch, also known as the last really funny
> movie Chevy Chase ever made.
>
> Fletch was an action/comedy/mystery based on a series of novels by
> Gregory McDonald. Davis played Larry, who was Fletch’s “girl Friday”
> at the paper he worked for. It wasn’t a big role, but Fletch was a
> big hit and got good reviews.
>
> The same can not be said for Davis’ other movie from 1985,
> Transylvania 6-5000.
>
> Transylvania 6-5000 was a horror spoof starring Jeff Goldblum and Ed
> Begley, Jr. The picture above probably tells you everything you need
> to know about Davis’ role. She was the sexy lady vampire.
>
> Transylvania 6-5000 got negative reviews and was ignored at the box
> office. It is really only significant in that it was Davis’ first
> film with future husband, Jeff Goldblum.
>
> In 1986, Davis appeared opposite Goldblum again in David Cronenberg’s
> remake of The Fly.
>
> The Fly merged Cronenberg’s unique style of body horror with a
> mainstream horror film. Unlike the merging of the film’s central
> character with a common house fly, the movie was surprisingly
> successful.
>
> The 1986 version of The Fly got positive reviews and performed well at
> the box office. Davis’ first starring role was an unqualified hit
>
> Regular readers of “What the Hell Happened” already know what I am
> about to say. 1988 was a big year for Geena Davis. She appeared in
> three films that year startinf with Tim Burton’s ghostly comedy,
> Beetlejuice.
>
> People remember Michael Keaton’s show-stealing performance as the
> title character in Beetlejuice. But the lead characters were actually
> played by Davis and Alec Baldwin. They played a young couple who died
> and were doomed to haunt their home for eternity.
>
> Davis and Baldwin ended up playing their roles straight while everyone
> around them was allowed to be zany. As a result, they end up being
> the least memorable characters in the movie despite getting the most
> screen time. Even so, starring in Beetlejuice was a boost to both of
> their careers.
>
> That summer, Davis starred opposite Jeff Goldblum (now her husband) in
> the quirky comedy, Earth Girls Are Easy.
>
> Earth Girls is a sci-fi musical about three furry aliens who crash-
> land in a valley girl’s swimming pool. Believe it or not, it is
> sillier than it sounds. But if you turn off your mind and go along
> for the ride, it’s pretty entertaining in a fizzy, empty way.
>
> Davis played the valley girl whose doctor fiance is cheating on her.
> Goldblum played the lead alien who discovers (thanks to Davis) that
> earth girls are in fact pretty easy. His alien followers are played
> by then-unkowns Damon Wayans and Jim Carrey who would go on to stardom
> on In Living Color.
>
> Reviews for Eath Girls Are Easy were mixed to positive. But the movie
> failed at the box office. It has gathered a cult following on video
> and is definitely worth checking out.
>
> Davis capped off the year with an Oscar win for Best Supporting
> Actress in Lawrence Kasdan’s drama, The Accidental Tourist.
>
> The Accidental Tourist starred William Hurt as a travel writer whose
> marriage to Kathleen Turner was collapsing after the murder of their
> 12-year-old son. When Turner moves out, Hurt returns to his childhood
> home where he meets an eccentric kennel manager played by Davis.
>
> Davis’ Oscar win for The Accidental Tourist announced her arrival on
> the A-list despite never having starred in a hit movie.
>
> In 1990, Davis returned to comedy opposite Bill Murray and Randy Quaid
> in Quick Change.
>
> Quick Change is a heist movie co-directed by Bill Murray. The caper
> that opens the film is inspired. Murray poses as a lunatic dressed as
> a sad clown. His conspirators are already in the bank posing as
> hostages. Then, when the police demand that he release the hostages,
> he slowly releases them and himself to make their get-away.
>
> Unfortunately, once the story leaves the bank Quick Change looses a
> lot of its momentum and turns into a bunch of stereotypes about New
> Yorkers. Murray and Quaid are both funny and Davis makes a great
> straight lady, but Quick Change never recaptures the energy of the
> bank heist.
>
> Quick Change got mixed reviews and was ignored at the box office.
>
> In 1991, Davis co-starred with Susan Sarandon in Ridley Scott’s road
> pic, Thelma and Louise.
>
> Thelma and Louise told the story of two best friends who take off on a
> road trip which goes awry when Thelma (Davis) is nearly raped in a bar
> parking lot. Louise saves her friend, but loses her temper and kills
> the would-be rapist. The two decide to make a run for Mexico.
> Despite the dark subject matter, Thelma and Louise mixed drama with
> action and humor.
>
> It’s easy to forget what a massive cultural impact Thelma and Louise
> had. It was actually a modest hit at the box office. But everyone
> was talking about it. Some saw Thelma and Louise as feminist icons.
> Many felt threatened by the image of two women armed with guns. The
> movie inspired heated debate.
>
> The reviews were strong and Thelma and Louise received a lot of
> nominations at the Academy Awards and Golden Globes. Davis was
> nominated for both, but Silence of the Lambs reigned the awards season
> that year.
>
> In 1992, Davis appeared in two movies. First, she starred opposite
> Tom Hanks, Lori Petty and Madonna in Penny Marshall’s baseball
> dramady A League of Their Own.
>
> A League of Their Own is best known for Tom Hanks’ “No crying in
> baseball” scene. At the time, Hanks was in something of a career
> slump. His supporting turn in A League of Their Own is part of what
> turned his career around.
>
> But Davis was the star of the film. And it’s success cemented her
> role as a viable leading lady. With League, Davis had finally opened
> a hit movie on her own.
>
> Later that year, Davis appeared in Stephen Frears’ media satire, Hero,
> opposite Andy Garcia and her Tootsie co-star, Dustin Hoffman.
>
> Davis played a reporter who was injured in a plane crash. She and the
> rest of the survivors are rescued by a petty criminal played by
> Hoffman. But through a series of errors, Davis’ reporter credits
> Garcia’s war vet with the rescue. Comedy ensues.
>
> Hero got mixed to positive reviews and made a small profit at the box
> office. But given the star power involved, it was largely viewed as a
> disappointment.
>
> 1994 was a rough year for Davis’ career. She released two films
> beginning with Angie. Angie was a comedy-drama based on the novel
> Angie, I Says about a pregnant woman who decides to raise her baby on
> her own. It bombed at the box office.
>
> Later that year, Davis appeared opposite Michael Keaton in the
> political romantic comedy, Speechless.
>
> Keaton and Davis played rival speech writers working on opposite sides
> of a campaign. The film, directed by Ron Underwood, got negative
> reviews and tanked at the box office giving Davis two bombs in one
> year.
>
> In 1995, Davis appeared in Cutthroat Island, one of the most notorious
> bombs of all times.
>
> Cutthroat Island was a 100-million dollar gamble on the pirate movie
> genre which prior to Pirates of the Caribbean had a spotty track
> record. The film, directed by Davis’ new husband, Renny Harlin, had
> difficulty attracting a male lead.
>
> Originally, Michael Douglas was set to star in Cutthroat Island. But
> he left the picture claiming that Harlin was beefing up Davis’ role at
> the expense of his. After Douglas’ departure, the role was offered to
> just about every actor in Hollywood including Mel Gibson, Harrison
> Ford, Keanu Reeves, Tom Cruise, Daniel Day-Lewis, Jeff Bridges, Ralph
> Fiennes, Michael Keaton, Charlie Sheen, Liam Neeson, and Tim Robbins.
>
> No one wanted to play second fiddle to Davis in a pirate movie. No
> one, that is, save for Matthew Modine. Matthew Modine was the guy you
> called when absolutely every other actor in Hollywood said, “no”. And
> he was about to star in a big budget pirate movie.
>
> Cutthroat Island got horrible reviews. It was such an epic disaster
> that it contributed to Carlco Pictures filing for bankruptcy. It was
> a career embarrassment for all involved – even Matthew Modine.
>
> Many claim that Cutthroat Island ruined Davis’ career. While it
> certainly damaged Davis’ credibility as a leading lady, it couldn’t
> have ended it. Because the very next year, Davis starred in The Long
> Kiss Goodnight.
>
> Like Cutthroat Island, The Long Kiss Goodnight was also directed by
> Davis’ husband, Renny Harlin. Davis played a seemingly normal
> housewife who was actually an amnesic super spy. Essentially a female
> Jason Bourne before that franchise even started.
>
> The film, which co-starred Samuel L. Jackson, got decent reviews and
> was a modest hit at the box office. There has even been talk of a
> sequel.
>
> Following The Long Kiss Goodnight, Davis and Harlin divorced. Her
> next film wasn’t until Stuart Little three years later.
>
> In Stuart Little, Davis starred opposite a pre-House Hugh Laurie, a
> post-Jerry Maguire Jonathan Lipnicki and a CGI mouse voiced by Michael
> J. Fox. The family film about a mouse who gets adopted got good
> reviews and was a surprise hit at the box office.
>
> In 2000, Davis retreated back to television with the ABC sitcom, The
> Geena Davis Show. It was not a hit and was cancelled after one
> season.
>
> In 2002, Davis returned for Stuart Little 2. Despite solid reviews,
> the sequel didn’t do as well as the first film. Davis would reprise
> her role again for the animated direct-to-video sequel, Stuart Little
> 3: Call of the Wild in 2006.
>
> Davis didn’t appear in another movie until 2009′s Accidents Happen.
> She returned to TV again in 2005 for Commander in Chief for which she
> won a Golden Globe. Despite good reviews and decent ratings,
> Commander in Chief was cancelled after one season.
>
> In 2012, Davis starred in the TV mini-series, Coma, produced by her
> Thelma and Louise director, Ridley Scott and his late brother, Tony
> Scott. But these days she seems to be focusing her attention on
> raising her children and pursuing her activist causes.
>
> So what the hell happened? Well, despite the Oscar and being in a lot
> of successful movies, Davis was never really a proven box office draw
> on her own. When she finally had to carry a movie completely on her
> own, it was one of the biggest turkeys in box office history.
>
> Cutthroat Island didn’t sink Davis’ career. But it certainly hurt.
> In the wake of Cutthroat Island, Davis seems to have moved on to other
> things. She continues to work when it suits her.
And the above is a fine illustration of "What the hell happened to Geena Davis": She was vastly eclipsed by more interesting subjects such as grammar.