C.L.I.T. Commander speech

[Philip Barnhill]

Hi. Does anyone have the full text from Jay's CLIT commander speech in JSBSB
?

Phil

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'Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while,
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[matt.]

"Philip Barnhill" <pbar...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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> Hi. Does anyone have the full text from Jay's CLIT commander speech in
JSBSB
> ?

I tell you what, get yourself a pencil and some paper. Watch the fucking
movie again Schnertll-
head.

[Phil]

Matt, do you have nothing better to do than post unhelpful comments? If you
must know, I'm at work and need the quote today - not tonight when I go
home!!! You need a good smack, you asshole.

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[Indie Rock Lance]

"Phil" <pbar...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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> Matt, do you have nothing better to do than post unhelpful comments? If
you
> must know, I'm at work and need the quote today - not tonight when I go
> home!!! You need a good smack, you asshole.

He's got a point. It's not a very long quote and I doubt any website would
have a script for it. But, if you're at work and looking for a quote said by
a deranged little stoner, then chances are that you're not working very had.
I'd help you, but I don't have the DVD or the patience the transcribe it.

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Indie Rock Lance

[Dre 68]

Look for it at the Drew's Sript-O-Rama website. I checked already and it is
there, along with the speech of which you speak. The Direction notes state the
scene as having happened in the interior of the van. The scene happens about
mid-way through the script. Hope this helps!

-Andréa
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!" (Clerks)

[Indie Rock Lance]

"Dre 68" <dr...@aol.combatspam> wrote in message
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> Look for it at the Drew's Sript-O-Rama website. I checked already and it
is
> there, along with the speech of which you speak. The Direction notes
state the
> scene as having happened in the interior of the van. The scene happens
about
> mid-way through the script. Hope this helps!

Here, I'll knock out that extra work you'd have to do:
"Nah, it's cool, hon. There's a few things I can say about the clit that I's
like you to hear.
(clears throat; into camera)
I am the master of the clit! I make that shit work! It does what ever the
fuck I tell it to do!
No one rules the clit like me!
(off Silent Bob)
Not this little fuck! None of you little fucks out there! I am the clit
commander!!!
Remember that--commander of all clits!"

Enjoy.

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Indie Rock Lance

[Itamar Brill]

"I am the master of the clit, remember this fucking face, wherever you
see clit you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. No one
rules the clit like me, not this little fuck, none of you little fucks
out there. I am the clit commander, when it comes down to business, this
is what i do: i pinch it like this <pinches air>, oooooh you little fuck
<rubs nose against pinched air>, and i rub my nose.."
That's it, hope it helps.

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[matt.]

"Phil" <pbar...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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> Matt, do you have nothing better to do than post unhelpful comments?
If you
> must know, I'm at work and need the quote today - not tonight when I
go
> home!!! You need a good smack, you asshole.

Smack me phil. I still wont help you marinefuck.