Sucker film,
Steven Lenhart
hesitation that this is one of the worst movies ever made. The
poor script and bouncing cinematography was an added touch for the
worst film of the year award. One of the better lines in
this turkey was when one of the male actors were laughing at Heather and
said " Heather has a dirty behind" Lines like that are sprinkled
throughout the film. Another memorable scene comes when Heather asks for
what seemed to be three minutes of the films seventy-six minutes of
running time , Quote " Why are we stopping,? can anyone tell me , why
are we stopping.? After this bomb, I went home and watched the
original version of The Haunting.
Bill Stewart
I certainly don't hang out in
alt.discuss.rectalexams.
Get my point?
Bill
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>Then why are you here?
>I certainly don't hang out in
>alt.discuss.rectalexams.
>Get my point?
But I thought *everyone* liked rectal exams!
Jen
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> The poor script and bouncing cinematography was an added touch for the
>worst film of the year award.
I just went over this on another thread, so I'll be brief...
A) No full script was written. It was real dialogue as improvised by the
actors. Is that not good enough for you? Not *real* enough?
B) It was all shot by the actors themselves while hiking and camping.
Truly professional-looking footage would just not have been convincing.
Jen
Bill Stewart
Dave Stein
Steven Lenhart wrote:
> I have enjoyed horror films for many years
This isn't a horror film. Hollywood makes horror films.
This is an art film. This is a psychological horror/thriller film. This is
an experimental film. This is a raw footage documentary film (albeit fake).
This is anything EXCEPT what you perceive as a "horror" film. It is not the
same as The Haunting, original or remake, it is not the same as Carrie, it
is not the same as The Shining, it is not the same as Alien or Poltergeist
or Brahm Stoker's Dracula. To watch the film expecting to see a horror film
is to miss the entire point. I'm sorry, I'm not ragging on you, but alot of
people seem to be missing this point.
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Harlan Campbell
without hesitation that this is one of the worst movies ever made."
My reply, Thank you Steven. Last night me and a friend decided we'd
see what all the talk was about. This film sucked! you want a spooky
movie then watch the Exorcist. That was a classic film.
Harlan Campbell
http://community.webtv.net/TyrC/LasVegapalooza
Harlan Campbell
I certainly don't hang out in
alt.discuss.rectalexams.
Get my point?"
My reply, This group is not "praise Blair Witch." It is
alt.movies.blair-witch-project. There is a difference. He came here to
voice his disapproval which is on topic.
Harlan Campbell
http://community.webtv.net/TyrC/LasVegapalooza
She's Lost Control Again
> My reply, This group is not "praise Blair Witch." It is
>alt.movies.blair-witch-project. There is a difference. He came here to
>voice his disapproval which is on topic.
But we still don't get why anyone would *bother*. Like, why are you still
reading this newsgroup? Hasn't it lost your interest by now? I'm not saying
you *can't,* but if all you're going to add to it is your opinion on how bad
the movie is, I'm afraid I'm missing the point.
Jen
Proklo...@webtv.net
bad.This movie was probably the first forboding indie movie you
teenieboppers have ever seen.No matter what you say, if you think that
weak, sparse script couldnt have been any better you have no
imaginations.If you want to see how a horror movie should look in the
woods,watch Last House on the Left.If you want to know how a pseudo
horror documentary should be done ,watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
This movie was nothing but slop that was made in a New York
minute.The damn kids shot the movie for crying out loud.....get with
it!!!!!!!
.
jjjj
Proklo...@webtv.net
on film,and you fan dorks will pee your pants over it,analyze it and
make up things for my lack of movie making for it.I'm there.I'll take my
camcorder out to the woods and shake it around till you people get
nautious.I'll make stupid everyday noises to scare the hell out of you
and have my friends act like locals and talk about the creature that
crawls out of the pond when whining idiots are around.See Ya please be
sure to see it......it will take 2 hours to make.....i'm gonna be
rich.......yahoo
jjjj
Cliff Evans
>
> I have enjoyed horror films for many years and can say without
> poor script and bouncing cinematography was an added touch for the
> this turkey was when one of the male actors were laughing at Heather and
> said " Heather has a dirty behind" Lines like that are sprinkled
> throughout the film. Another memorable scene comes when Heather asks for
> what seemed to be three minutes of the films seventy-six minutes of
> running time , Quote " Why are we stopping,? can anyone tell me , why
> are we stopping.? After this bomb, I went home and watched the
> original version of The Haunting.
God, yes, this was a terrible movie! If I didn't know any better, I'd
think it was a bunch of raw footage shot by three film students lost in
the woods! Icky!
>8-)
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Cliff Evans
> You little B.W.P. fan people can't take criticism.That's just too
> bad.This movie was probably the first forboding indie movie you
> teenieboppers have ever seen.
Imagine. At 29 I'm still a teenybopper. Gladdens my foolish little heart.
And as foreboding indie movies go, I'd say it was damn good. And that's
even lumping it in with goodies like "The Vanishing" and "Begotten" and "Pi."
> No matter what you say, if you think that
> weak, sparse script couldnt have been any better you have no
> imaginations.
Hey, even better, how about *no* script! It was all improvised, you
ninny! And I'd say that a movie with *no* gore or visible monster still
scaring the shit out of an appreciable number of people is a wonderful
testament to the power of imagination.
> If you want to see how a horror movie should look in the
> woods,watch Last House on the Left.If you want to know how a pseudo
> horror documentary should be done ,watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Both are worthy movies, but both resemble documentaries in the rawness
of their production value, nothing more. I'd put it with "Saw" for raw
fear, that's for sure.
> This movie was nothing but slop that was made in a New York
> minute.The damn kids shot the movie for crying out loud.....get with
> it!!!!!!!
That...was...the...point! Goddamn! How dense are you?
Steven Lenhart
find amusing , a film like BWP is right up your alley are should I say
out of your ass.
Kevin Karstens
> You little B.W.P. fan people can't take criticism.That's just too
>bad.This movie was probably the first forboding indie movie you
>teenieboppers have ever seen.No matter what you say, if you think that
>weak, sparse script couldnt have been any better you have no
>imaginations.If you want to see how a horror movie should look in the
>woods,watch Last House on the Left.If you want to know how a pseudo
>horror documentary should be done ,watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
> This movie was nothing but slop that was made in a New York
>minute.The damn kids shot the movie for crying out loud.....get with
>it!!!!!!!
>.
>
>jjjj
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Kevin Karstens
My God, I am AMAZED this unimaginative ASS can use a keyboard to type this horseshit...
Obviously, however, typing requires no imagination, something this South Park loving, baseball
cap wearing, Monster Truck loving
LOW IQ fuck up can handle....
Thank Godness!
Juss' my opinion, I could be wrong (to quote Dennis Miller..;)
Kevin K
Kevin Karstens
>Steven wrote, "I have enjoyed horror films for many years and can say
>without hesitation that this is one of the worst movies ever made."
>
> My reply, Thank you Steven. Last night me and a friend decided we'd
>see what all the talk was about. This film sucked! you want a spooky
>movie then watch the Exorcist. That was a classic film.
> Harlan Campbell
>
>http://community.webtv.net/TyrC/LasVegapalooza
YOU suck...the film kicked ass as an original work...
God, Im tired of all these unimaginative small minded LOSERS in here...
Just my opinion...
Kevin
Proklo...@webtv.net
made movie.......does that make you feel better,you dork,that they
purposely made a crappy movie.
If this movie scared you,you have some serious lack of
masculinity problems to deal with.Did you pee to bed and suck your thumb
till you were 21,you little fan boy?
jjjj
Jeremy Wright
>serious
>lack of masculinity problems to deal with.Did
>you pee to bed and suck your thumb till you
>were 21,you little fan boy?
Again, I respond to this post just to ask others to ignore this little
chunk of sack cheese. Killfile him or just skip over his posts. Giving
him *any* attention will (in his eyes) validate his useless existence.
I'm sorry that his mommy and daddy didn't raise him properly. Although,
this "waste of space" makes a solid argument for birth control...
Please don't respond to me, either. He doesn't deserve a thread.
-Jeremy
Kevin Karstens
> Not dense enough to buy into,fine,this purposely crappily
>made movie.......does that make you feel better,you dork,that they
>purposely made a crappy movie.
> If this movie scared you,you have some serious lack of
>masculinity problems to deal with.Did you pee to bed and suck your thumb
>till you were 21,you little fan boy?
>
>jjjj
No, but Im sure he is not OVERFLOWING with useless and embarrassing EXTRA testosterone
either, you lame, no imagination dipshit.
Youre trying to tell me that if that shit happened to you FOR REAL, you wouldnt
pee yourself in terror????
Yeah...
"I'll buy THAT fer a dollar!"
Masculinity is HARDLY the issue here...but if BRAINS were,
you sure as shit wouldnt be able to post at all...
How sad for the rest of us...
LOSER.
Kevin K
Jim Maynard
wrote:
> Not dense enough to buy into,fine,this purposely crappily
>made movie.......does that make you feel better,you dork,that they
>purposely made a crappy movie.
> If this movie scared you,you have some serious lack of
>masculinity problems to deal with.Did you pee to bed and suck your thumb
>till you were 21,you little fan boy?
>
>jjjj
>
Well, hell, at least they did it on PURPOSE! Not like the rest of
Hollywood, which sinks millions of dollars into productions that are
"arty" or have "great special effects"--but guess what? They're CRAP!
So who's better off? Someone who spends $35,000 on a crappy movie or
someone who spends $35 million?
Jirky
BuRkE N. hARe
< So does that mean i can intentionally make a pile of crap
<on film,
why not. you do it in every post.
<and you fan dorks will pee your pants over it,analyze it and
<make up things for my lack of movie making for it.I'm there.I'll take my
<camcorder out to the woods and shake it around till you people get
<nautious.
save yourself the gas money and just keep posting.
<I'll make stupid everyday noises to scare the hell out of you
you mean we're going to have to listen to you talk? I AM scared.
<and have my friends
i find this particularly unbelievable.
< act like locals and talk about the creature that
<crawls out of the pond when whining idiots are around.See Ya please be
<sure to see it......it will take 2 hours to make.....i'm gonna be
<rich.......yahoo
if you have this big of a problem with the movie, why don't you get in touch
with the guys who made it. all you're doing here is taking up space and
wasting everybody's time by trying to pick a fight.
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< You little B.W.P. fan people can't take criticism.
Maybe you should offer some criticism of the MOVIE instead of the FANS.
<That's just too
<bad.This movie was probably the first forboding indie movie you
<teenieboppers have ever seen.
You were just DYING to use the term "indie," weren't you?
<No matter what you say, if you think that
<weak, sparse script couldnt have been any better you have no
<imaginations.If you want to see how a horror movie should look in the
<woods,watch Last House on the Left.
Okay, so you like slasher films. Why couldn't you just say "there's no guy in
a hockey mask slashing half naked women while crew members pour 14 gallons of
fake blood over the camera lens and that's why I didn't like it."
<If you want to know how a pseudo
<horror documentary should be done ,watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
That wasn't a "pseudo horror documentary." It's not done in the same style as
a documentary. It was based LOOSELY on Ed Gein. Come on, dude, this isn't
rocket science.
< This movie was nothing but slop that was made in a New York
<minute.The damn kids shot the movie for crying out loud.....get with
<it!!!!!!!
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