FS: 2001 Spagthorpe Pretender
Cornelius Edwards, MCSE
game cause I've tired of it and come to the conclusion it's really not
my cup of iced chai.
Up for sale is one Spagthorpe Pretender. For those of you unfamiliar
with the model it's basically a non-functioning 996 Ducati replica
semi-permanently mounted on a trailer. I also have the pickup flatbed
adaptor for those of you who prefer the urban cowboy look. This let's
you remove the bike from the trailer and securely mount it in your
bed.
The detail work is stunning, in fact you wouldn't even know it isn't a
real Ducati just by sitting on it. The suspension moves up and down,
the engine "turns over" via a clever 600 watt subwoofer disguised
inside the fairing that leads out the exhausts. You can rev it all day
long and play speed racer all from the safety of your garage, provided
you use the supplied AC adaptor. The car battery starts to run down
after about half an hour of this. I am also including 3 gallons of
hydrocarbon essential oil to power the olfactory simulation unit. This
is good for about 75 minutes of normal operation or 38 minutes in
"jetted" mode.
This bike is better than new. Upgrades include carbon fiber bodywork
with simulated fairing scrapes on the lowers, fully shagged race take
offs on Marchesini lookalike cast zinc alloys, I had everything
safteywired at East Way Spagthorpe, custom Bostrom paint job applied
at Bob's House of GrafX and the optional spring loaded "mirror killer"
sidestand.
For added realism I had a full bugblasting job skillfully applied by
my Mexican gardener using his 4.7hp leaf blower and the odometer
rolled forward at Jimmy's Trusty Used Car Emporium to 8500 miles. The
bugwork was permanently sealed onto the finish with a light coat of
semi-satin clearcoat.
In addition this motorcycle features the genuine Spagthorpe electric
driven rear wheel. This is perfect for simulated dyno runs at
enthusiast rallys complete with DynoJet "Power Pretender" harness so
you can dial in as many horses as you see fit. This bike won the 2001
DRA horsepower shootout to the tune of 1,020 horses. If you think
sportbikes can't get you laid I'll have you know Michaela Fogarty
herself sucked me off personally as part of the Grand Prize.
All in all I've saved thousands in insurance, maintenance and initial
purchase price. I get about 78% of the pleasures of riding while
remaining in the climate controlled safety of my new BMW 7-series. One
quick glance at the rear view mirror whilst threading through the
twisty stuff and I can swear I'm almost getting my knee down. It even
makes being stuck in my daily commute more enjoyable as ordinarily
boring traffic jams become a stream of thumbs up salutations and
people that let me cut in front of them just so they can get a good
look at the sexy simulated Bimbo underseat exhaust. Thanks to the
remote-activated tailight I also get an additional 7.5% off my
automobile insurance which if you've ever gotten a comprehensive quote
on a Bimmer you know how quickly that adds up.
I hate to let it go, but I simply don't have time to pose anymore and
now that I've found my fiance I feel it should go to a good home where
extroversion is an artform. Who knows perhaps you too will become
lucky in love and pass it on to another hapless soul. Asking only
$7800 US and I'll meet you halfway on the shipping costs.
Thanks in advance for you time.
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Cornelius Edwards, MCSE
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Bear
wibbled ...
> Yes, yes. Hello again all. I'm finally getting out of this motorcycle
> game cause I've tired of it and come to the conclusion it's really not
> my cup of iced chai.
Hey wow ... a 3rd rate AndyR impersonator; similar, except not funny [1]
[1] I'm fucking dead if it *is* AndyR
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Tim Morrow
> Up for sale is one Spagthorpe Pretender.
> Thanks in advance for you time.
You're welcome. If I fly in and buy it, may I drive back home in your new BMW
7-series?
Tim
BigJ
<bastardUND...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>In article <3e90e1a9...@news.prodigy.net>, Cornelius Edwards, MCSE
>wibbled ...
>
>> Yes, yes. Hello again all. I'm finally getting out of this motorcycle
>> game cause I've tired of it and come to the conclusion it's really not
>> my cup of iced chai.
>
>Hey wow ... a 3rd rate AndyR impersonator; similar, except not funny [1]
>
>[1] I'm fucking dead if it *is* AndyR
Made me snigger a bit
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Beth
> You're welcome. If I fly in and buy it, may I drive back home in your new BMW
> 7-series?
seeing that your wimpy Z3 can't handle hauling a trailer, maybe he'll
throw you a bone. ;)
-Beth
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