God and the biker
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> > A man was riding his Harley along a California
> > beach when suddenly
> > the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming
> > voice, the Lord said,
> >
> >
> >
> > 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in
> > all ways,
> > I will grant you one wish.'
> >
> >
> >
> > The biker pulled over and said,
> > 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
> > anytime I want'.
> >
> >
> >
> > The Lord said, 'That request is materialistic,
> > think of the enormous
> > challenges for that kind of undertaking; the
> > supports required to reach
> > the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and
> > steel it would take!
> > It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.
> > I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your
> > desire for worldly things.
> > Take a little more time and think of something that
> > could possibly help
> > mankind.' The biker thought about it for a long
> > time.
> >
> >
> >
> > Finally, he said, 'Okay, I wish that I, and all
> > men, could understand
> > our wives; I want to know how she feels inside,
> > what she's thinking
> > when she gives me the silent treatment, why she
> > cries, what she
> > means when she says 'nothing's wrong',
> > and how I can make a
> > woman truly happy.'
> >
> >
> >
> > And the Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or
> > four lanes on that bridge?'