Characteristics
John Doe will never have sex again- ever.
Personality
John Doe laughs at others' pain.
Natural
John Doe eats roadkill.
Emotional
John Doe pretends to be your friend.
Character
John Doe isn't fond of thinking.
Physical
John Doe farts in bed.
Mental
John Doe has delusions of grandeur
Motivation
John Doe will do anything for sex
D.D.
<Wondering what other names mean>
oooooo. deedee trys fer a slam.
>Characteristics
>John Doe will never have sex again- ever.
prolly moore than j00, tha woodbee poet kan onlee tawk abut sex.
>Personality
>John Doe laughs at others' pain.
onlee sallys, becus she iz such a drahma queen. an a bad 1.
>Natural
>John Doe eats roadkill.
>
>Emotional
>John Doe pretends to be your friend.
nah, j00 n mee taint pals.
>Character
>John Doe isn't fond of thinking.
j00 mite bee serprized.
>Physical
>John Doe farts in bed.
sew? eye fart whin eye reed yuor pr0n,hahahahaha
>Mental
>John Doe has delusions of grandeur
tha iz phunnie, cos yuor gurl iz tha 1 wit problims, prozak d00d.eye no tha
diff tween usenet n rl. sally dont,truth
>Motivation
>John Doe will do anything for sex
der j00 goe agin, tawk iz awl j00 dew.
>D.D.
><Wondering what other names mean>
dey meen nuttin, but iffn j00 wernt hangin on sallys tit, j00 wood jes be
anuther dweebteevee geek. truth. aol taint much beter butt eye no dat, n dats
dat. mheh lol okiefine truth. eye weel bee hear untill eye deside ta leeve. nex
tyme j00 wont ta play dokter, trie ta figger owt what iz rong wit yuor gf, cos
sally iz nutz.eye seen who sterred ebberting up round hear n it twas sally
sally sally. run along n rite sum mo pr0n fer sally, maek shore j00 gots yuor
werk dun bfor j00 pla on yuor box ting.truth truth truth.
john doe haz spake,
git owt ov mie chatroom, j00 r not welcum:
1-sally, sassie
2-teedee, yappie lil dawg
3-stromhole, brownnoser, mee-2'er
4-deedee, sallys pr0n queen, wood bee poet
>There should be a law about allowing WebTVers in usenet. They just
>shouldnt be allowed.
>
eye agre wit dis psot. mheh lol okiefine truth
u n luv wid jon doe tink he god
lmao hehheh okiefyne