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Cow Tse Tung

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Apr 6, 2008, 1:40:24 PM4/6/08
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In article <006e30e7-a60d-46a9-9681-efd085c43531
@c26g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...

> Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table
> Friday , March 28, 2008
>
> Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly
> having sex with a picnic table.
>
>
> Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor
> videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a
> report on FOX19.com.
>
>
> Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m.
> and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt.
> Matt
> Johnson told the TV station.
>
>
> "The first video we had, he was completely nude," Johnson said,
> noting
> the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an
> umbrella.
>
>
> Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts
> of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school,
> according to the report


Hmmmm. Maybe this explains the signs I see on some of the
mountainsides around here saying 'State Property, Illegal to
Remove or Molest Same', as I had been wondering how you
'molested' a mountainside.

--

"I never thought there were corners in time
until I was told to go stand in one"
....Grace Slick

PorkRhino

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Apr 6, 2008, 5:26:05 PM4/6/08
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I would like to know what this Art Price does for a job...

Cow Tse Tung

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In article <ca64f32a-2656-4528-963f-
b61898...@t36g2000prm.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...

> I would like to know what this Art Price does for a job...

He's a gigolo

Daedalus

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Apr 7, 2008, 12:46:11 PM4/7/08
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At Home Depot.

Jade

PorkRhino

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On Apr 7, 9:46�am, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
> On Sun, 6 Apr 2008 15:07:20 -0700, Cow Tse Tung
>
>
>
>
>
> <chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >In article <ca64f32a-2656-4528-963f-
> >b61898c8f...@t36g2000prm.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...
> Jade- Hide quoted text -
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I was surprised this story was mentioned on the David Letterman Show
last week.

dave hillstrom

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On Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:46:11 -0400, Daedalus <ja...@newtko0ouks.biz>
wrote:

i wonder what kind of wax he uses...

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

Cow Tse Tung

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In article <bobov3l53ps2bg7fl...@4ax.com>, dave
hillstrom says...

Surfboard wax

http://www.sexwax.com/

What else?

dave hillstrom

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Apr 10, 2008, 1:17:05 PM4/10/08
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On Wed, 9 Apr 2008 07:13:33 -0700, Cow Tse Tung
<chairm...@hotmail.com> wrote:

what flavor?

PorkRhino

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On Apr 10, 10:17�am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
> On Wed, 9 Apr 2008 07:13:33 -0700, Cow Tse Tung
>
>
>
>
>
> <chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >In article <bobov3l53ps2bg7flmqd17bp7no163t...@4ax.com>, dave
> >hillstrom says...
>
> >> On Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:46:11 -0400, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz>

> >> wrote:
>
> >> >On Sun, 6 Apr 2008 15:07:20 -0700, Cow Tse Tung
> >> ><chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> >>In article <ca64f32a-2656-4528-963f-
> >> >>b61898c8f...@t36g2000prm.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...
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I wonder if he performs oralsex on the table

dave hillstrom

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On Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:55:49 -0700 (PDT), PorkRhino
<redl...@comcast.net> wrote:

>On Apr 10, 10:17?am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
>> On Wed, 9 Apr 2008 07:13:33 -0700, Cow Tse Tung
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> <chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >In article <bobov3l53ps2bg7flmqd17bp7no163t...@4ax.com>, dave
>> >hillstrom says...
>>
>> >> On Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:46:11 -0400, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz>
>> >> wrote:
>>
>> >> >On Sun, 6 Apr 2008 15:07:20 -0700, Cow Tse Tung
>> >> ><chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >> >>In article <ca64f32a-2656-4528-963f-
>> >> >>b61898c8f...@t36g2000prm.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...
>>

>> >> >>> On Apr 6, 10:40?am, Cow Tse Tung <chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >>> > In article <006e30e7-a60d-46a9-9681-efd085c43531
>> >> >>> > @c26g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...
>>
>> >> >>> > > Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table
>> >> >>> > > Friday , March 28, 2008
>>
>> >> >>> > > Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly
>> >> >>> > > having sex with a picnic table.
>>
>> >> >>> > > Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor
>> >> >>> > > videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a
>> >> >>> > > report on FOX19.com.
>>
>> >> >>> > > Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m.
>> >> >>> > > and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt.
>> >> >>> > > Matt
>> >> >>> > > Johnson told the TV station.
>>
>> >> >>> > > "The first video we had, he was completely nude," Johnson said,
>> >> >>> > > noting
>> >> >>> > > the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an
>> >> >>> > > umbrella.
>>
>> >> >>> > > Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts
>> >> >>> > > of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school,
>> >> >>> > > according to the report
>>

>> >> >>> > Hmmmm. ?Maybe this explains the signs I see on some of the


>> >> >>> > mountainsides around here saying 'State Property, Illegal to
>> >> >>> > Remove or Molest Same', as I had been wondering how you
>> >> >>> > 'molested' a mountainside.
>>
>> >> >>> I would like to know what this Art Price does for a job...
>>
>> >> >>He's a gigolo
>>
>> >> >At Home Depot.
>>
>> >> i wonder what kind of wax he uses...
>>
>> >Surfboard wax
>>
>> >http://www.sexwax.com/
>>
>> >What else?
>>
>> what flavor?
>>
>> --

>> dave hillstrom ? mhm15x4 ? zrbj


>>
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>I wonder if he performs oralsex on the table

i just hope he cuddled it afterwards. the bastard.

Cow Tse Tung

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In article <rrisv3d5fq1stbegu...@4ax.com>, dave
hillstrom says...

Heh. That reminds me of firefighting training in the Navy. We
were being taught how to use the foam system, and the Chief was
explaining that the foam was protein based, and could keep you
alive in a shipwreck scenario. "Tastes just like pussy" was his
colorful description.

dave hillstrom

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On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 06:10:21 -0700, Cow Tse Tung
<chairm...@hotmail.com> wrote:

could you make a giant canoli out of this foam?

PorkRhino

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On Apr 11, 6:10�am, Cow Tse Tung <chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> In article <rrisv3d5fq1stbegu0mpqiq6qimkec1...@4ax.com>, dave

> hillstrom says...
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Wed, 9 Apr 2008 07:13:33 -0700, Cow Tse Tung
> > <chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > >In article <bobov3l53ps2bg7flmqd17bp7no163t...@4ax.com>, dave
> > >hillstrom says...
>
> > >> On Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:46:11 -0400, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz>

> > >> wrote:
>
> > >> >On Sun, 6 Apr 2008 15:07:20 -0700, Cow Tse Tung
> > >> ><chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > >> >>In article <ca64f32a-2656-4528-963f-
> > >> >>b61898c8f...@t36g2000prm.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...

Uh, what was the foam made of ?

Cow Tse Tung

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In article <12623116-aa03-483a-82b1-8e3726e6c383
@n14g2000pri.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...

> On Apr 11, 6:10ï¿=3Fam, Cow Tse Tung <chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > In article <rrisv3d5fq1stbegu0mpqiq6qimkec1...@4ax.com>, dave
> > hillstrom says...
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > > On Wed, 9 Apr 2008 07:13:33 -0700, Cow Tse Tung
> > > <chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > > >In article <bobov3l53ps2bg7flmqd17bp7no163t...@4ax.com>, dave
> > > >hillstrom says...
> >
> > > >> On Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:46:11 -0400, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz>
> > > >> wrote:
> >
> > > >> >On Sun, 6 Apr 2008 15:07:20 -0700, Cow Tse Tung
> > > >> ><chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > > >> >>In article <ca64f32a-2656-4528-963f-
> > > >> >>b61898c8f...@t36g2000prm.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...
> >

> > > >> >>> On Apr 6, 10:40ï¿=3Fam, Cow Tse Tung <chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > > >> >>> > In article <006e30e7-a60d-46a9-9681-efd085c43531
> > > >> >>> > @c26g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...
> >
> > > >> >>> > > Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table
> > > >> >>> > > Friday , March 28, 2008
> >
> > > >> >>> > > Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly
> > > >> >>> > > having sex with a picnic table.
> >
> > > >> >>> > > Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor
> > > >> >>> > > videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a
> > > >> >>> > > report on FOX19.com.
> >
> > > >> >>> > > Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m.
> > > >> >>> > > and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt.
> > > >> >>> > > Matt
> > > >> >>> > > Johnson told the TV station.
> >
> > > >> >>> > > "The first video we had, he was completely nude," Johnson said,
> > > >> >>> > > noting
> > > >> >>> > > the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an
> > > >> >>> > > umbrella.
> >
> > > >> >>> > > Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts
> > > >> >>> > > of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school,
> > > >> >>> > > according to the report
> >

> > > >> >>> > Hmmmm. ï¿=3FMaybe this explains the signs I see on some of the


> > > >> >>> > mountainsides around here saying 'State Property, Illegal to
> > > >> >>> > Remove or Molest Same', as I had been wondering how you
> > > >> >>> > 'molested' a mountainside.
> >
> > > >> >>> I would like to know what this Art Price does for a job...
> >
> > > >> >>He's a gigolo
> >
> > > >> >At Home Depot.
> >
> > > >> i wonder what kind of wax he uses...
> >
> > > >Surfboard wax
> >
> > > >http://www.sexwax.com/
> >
> > > >What else?
> >
> > > what flavor?
> >

> > Heh. ï¿=3FThat reminds me of firefighting training in the Navy. ï¿=3FWe


> > were being taught how to use the foam system, and the Chief was
> > explaining that the foam was protein based, and could keep you

> > alive in a shipwreck scenario. ï¿=3F"Tastes just like pussy" was his
> > colorful description.
>

> Uh, what was the foam made of ?

Fish protein of some sort. My concern with eating it would be
its age and storage conditions. Its certainly not refrigerated.
But I guess if'n you end up on a desert island you takes what
you can gets.

Cow Tse Tung

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In article <kdpuv355f14cp3ojd...@4ax.com>, dave
hillstrom says...

That sounds like a question for Der Porkster

PorkRhino

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Better than cannibalism.

Oh, I watched that movie ''Secretary.'' I have Netflix, and it lets
me see all kinds of movies. Anyway, ....OMG...what a kinky movie. I
guess some gals like getting spanked.

PorkRhino

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On Apr 12, 9:17 am, Cow Tse Tung <chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> In article <kdpuv355f14cp3ojd23hmdk2fmqk8la...@4ax.com>, dave

> hillstrom says...
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 06:10:21 -0700, Cow Tse Tung
> > <chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > >In article <rrisv3d5fq1stbegu0mpqiq6qimkec1...@4ax.com>, dave

> > >hillstrom says...
>
> > >> On Wed, 9 Apr 2008 07:13:33 -0700, Cow Tse Tung
> > >> <chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > >> >In article <bobov3l53ps2bg7flmqd17bp7no163t...@4ax.com>, dave
> > >> >hillstrom says...
>
> > >> >> On Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:46:11 -0400, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz>

> > >> >> wrote:
>
> > >> >> >On Sun, 6 Apr 2008 15:07:20 -0700, Cow Tse Tung
> > >> >> ><chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > >> >> >>In article <ca64f32a-2656-4528-963f-
> > >> >> >>b61898c8f...@t36g2000prm.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...

New sushi item

Cow Tse Tung

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In article <67b6f201-76b8-440b-97f6-
2ddb70...@n1g2000prb.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...

> Better than cannibalism.

I never have understood the stigma attached to that practice.
When push comes to shove, protein is protein. If'n you find
yourself on a desert island with moi, don't fall asleep first...



> Oh, I watched that movie ''Secretary.'' I have Netflix, and it lets
> me see all kinds of movies. Anyway, ....OMG...what a kinky movie. I
> guess some gals like getting spanked.

Haven't caught that one, but, yeah, Netflix is kewl, even if
they don't rent the hardcode stuff. I mostly get rock concerts.

Cow Tse Tung

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In article <82e1f0bb-de1c-433b-b62b-21c84a944481
@s33g2000pri.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...

> New sushi item

Maki or nigiri?

PorkRhino

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On Apr 13, 8:29�am, Cow Tse Tung <chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> In article <67b6f201-76b8-440b-97f6-
> 2ddb70598...@n1g2000prb.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...

>
>
>
>
>
> > On Apr 12, 9:17�am, Cow Tse Tung <chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > > In article <12623116-aa03-483a-82b1-8e3726e6c383
> > > @n14g2000pri.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...
>
> > > > On Apr 11, 6:10�=3Fam, Cow Tse Tung <chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > > > > In article <rrisv3d5fq1stbegu0mpqiq6qimkec1...@4ax.com>, dave
> > > > > hillstrom says...
>
> > > > > > On Wed, 9 Apr 2008 07:13:33 -0700, Cow Tse Tung
> > > > > > <chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > > > > >In article <bobov3l53ps2bg7flmqd17bp7no163t...@4ax.com>, dave
> > > > > > >hillstrom says...
>
> > > > > > >> On Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:46:11 -0400, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz>
> > > > > > >> wrote:
>
> > > > > > >> >On Sun, 6 Apr 2008 15:07:20 -0700, Cow Tse Tung
> > > > > > >> ><chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > > > > >> >>In article <ca64f32a-2656-4528-963f-
> > > > > > >> >>b61898c8f...@t36g2000prm.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...
>
> > > > > > >> >>> On Apr 6, 10:40�=3Fam, Cow Tse Tung <chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > > > > > >> >>> > In article <006e30e7-a60d-46a9-9681-efd085c43531
> > > > > > >> >>> > @c26g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...
>
> > > > > > >> >>> > > Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table
> > > > > > >> >>> > > Friday , March 28, 2008
>
> > > > > > >> >>> > > Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly
> > > > > > >> >>> > > having sex with a picnic table.
>
> > > > > > >> >>> > > Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor
> > > > > > >> >>> > > videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a
> > > > > > >> >>> > > report on FOX19.com.
>
> > > > > > >> >>> > > Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m.
> > > > > > >> >>> > > and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt.
> > > > > > >> >>> > > Matt
> > > > > > >> >>> > > Johnson told the TV station.
>
> > > > > > >> >>> > > "The first video we had, he was completely nude," Johnson said,
> > > > > > >> >>> > > noting
> > > > > > >> >>> > > the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an
> > > > > > >> >>> > > umbrella.
>
> > > > > > >> >>> > > Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts
> > > > > > >> >>> > > of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school,
> > > > > > >> >>> > > according to the report
>
> > > > > > >> >>> > Hmmmm. �=3FMaybe this explains the signs I see on some of the

> > > > > > >> >>> > mountainsides around here saying 'State Property, Illegal to
> > > > > > >> >>> > Remove or Molest Same', as I had been wondering how you
> > > > > > >> >>> > 'molested' a mountainside.
>
> > > > > > >> >>> I would like to know what this Art Price does for a job...
>
> > > > > > >> >>He's a gigolo
>
> > > > > > >> >At Home Depot.
>
> > > > > > >> i wonder what kind of wax he uses...
>
> > > > > > >Surfboard wax
>
> > > > > > >http://www.sexwax.com/
>
> > > > > > >What else?
>
> > > > > > what flavor?
>
> > > > > Heh. �=3FThat reminds me of firefighting training in the Navy. �=3FWe

> > > > > were being taught how to use the foam system, and the Chief was
> > > > > explaining that the foam was protein based, and could keep you
> > > > > alive in a shipwreck scenario. �=3F"Tastes just like pussy" was his

> > > > > colorful description.
>
> > > > Uh, what was the foam made of ?
>
> > > Fish protein of some sort. �My concern with eating it would be
> > > its age and storage conditions. �Its certainly not refrigerated. �
> > > But I guess if'n you end up on a desert island you takes what
> > > you can gets.
>
> > Better than cannibalism.
>
> I never have understood the stigma attached to that practice. �
> When push comes to shove, protein is protein. �If'n you find
> yourself on a desert island with moi, don't fall asleep first...
>
> > Oh, I watched that movie ''Secretary.'' � I have Netflix, and it lets
> > me see all kinds of movies. �Anyway, ....OMG...what a kinky movie. �I
> > guess some gals like getting spanked.
>
> Haven't caught that one, but, yeah, Netflix is kewl, even if
> they don't rent the hardcode stuff. �I mostly get rock concerts.
>

Yeah, I get to checkout alot of movies now. Some are lousy and others
I haven't seen in years.

dave hillstrom

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On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 00:52:03 -0700 (PDT), PorkRhino
<redl...@comcast.net> wrote:

>On Apr 13, 8:29?am, Cow Tse Tung <chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> In article <67b6f201-76b8-440b-97f6-
>> 2ddb70598...@n1g2000prb.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> > On Apr 12, 9:17?am, Cow Tse Tung <chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> > > In article <12623116-aa03-483a-82b1-8e3726e6c383
>> > > @n14g2000pri.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...
>>

>> > > > On Apr 11, 6:10?=3Fam, Cow Tse Tung <chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> > > > > In article <rrisv3d5fq1stbegu0mpqiq6qimkec1...@4ax.com>, dave
>> > > > > hillstrom says...
>>
>> > > > > > On Wed, 9 Apr 2008 07:13:33 -0700, Cow Tse Tung
>> > > > > > <chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> > > > > > >In article <bobov3l53ps2bg7flmqd17bp7no163t...@4ax.com>, dave
>> > > > > > >hillstrom says...
>>
>> > > > > > >> On Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:46:11 -0400, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz>
>> > > > > > >> wrote:
>>
>> > > > > > >> >On Sun, 6 Apr 2008 15:07:20 -0700, Cow Tse Tung
>> > > > > > >> ><chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> > > > > > >> >>In article <ca64f32a-2656-4528-963f-
>> > > > > > >> >>b61898c8f...@t36g2000prm.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...
>>

>> > > > > > >> >>> On Apr 6, 10:40?=3Fam, Cow Tse Tung <chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> > > > > > >> >>> > In article <006e30e7-a60d-46a9-9681-efd085c43531
>> > > > > > >> >>> > @c26g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...
>>
>> > > > > > >> >>> > > Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table
>> > > > > > >> >>> > > Friday , March 28, 2008
>>
>> > > > > > >> >>> > > Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly
>> > > > > > >> >>> > > having sex with a picnic table.
>>
>> > > > > > >> >>> > > Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor
>> > > > > > >> >>> > > videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a
>> > > > > > >> >>> > > report on FOX19.com.
>>
>> > > > > > >> >>> > > Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m.
>> > > > > > >> >>> > > and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt.
>> > > > > > >> >>> > > Matt
>> > > > > > >> >>> > > Johnson told the TV station.
>>
>> > > > > > >> >>> > > "The first video we had, he was completely nude," Johnson said,
>> > > > > > >> >>> > > noting
>> > > > > > >> >>> > > the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an
>> > > > > > >> >>> > > umbrella.
>>
>> > > > > > >> >>> > > Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts
>> > > > > > >> >>> > > of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school,
>> > > > > > >> >>> > > according to the report
>>

>> > > > > > >> >>> > Hmmmm. ?=3FMaybe this explains the signs I see on some of the


>> > > > > > >> >>> > mountainsides around here saying 'State Property, Illegal to
>> > > > > > >> >>> > Remove or Molest Same', as I had been wondering how you
>> > > > > > >> >>> > 'molested' a mountainside.
>>
>> > > > > > >> >>> I would like to know what this Art Price does for a job...
>>
>> > > > > > >> >>He's a gigolo
>>
>> > > > > > >> >At Home Depot.
>>
>> > > > > > >> i wonder what kind of wax he uses...
>>
>> > > > > > >Surfboard wax
>>
>> > > > > > >http://www.sexwax.com/
>>
>> > > > > > >What else?
>>
>> > > > > > what flavor?
>>

>> > > > > Heh. ?=3FThat reminds me of firefighting training in the Navy. ?=3FWe


>> > > > > were being taught how to use the foam system, and the Chief was
>> > > > > explaining that the foam was protein based, and could keep you

>> > > > > alive in a shipwreck scenario. ?=3F"Tastes just like pussy" was his


>> > > > > colorful description.
>>
>> > > > Uh, what was the foam made of ?
>>

>> > > Fish protein of some sort. ?My concern with eating it would be
>> > > its age and storage conditions. ?Its certainly not refrigerated. ?


>> > > But I guess if'n you end up on a desert island you takes what
>> > > you can gets.
>>
>> > Better than cannibalism.
>>

>> I never have understood the stigma attached to that practice. ?
>> When push comes to shove, protein is protein. ?If'n you find


>> yourself on a desert island with moi, don't fall asleep first...
>>

>> > Oh, I watched that movie ''Secretary.'' ? I have Netflix, and it lets
>> > me see all kinds of movies. ?Anyway, ....OMG...what a kinky movie. ?I


>> > guess some gals like getting spanked.
>>
>> Haven't caught that one, but, yeah, Netflix is kewl, even if

>> they don't rent the hardcode stuff. ?I mostly get rock concerts.


>>
>
>Yeah, I get to checkout alot of movies now. Some are lousy and others
>I haven't seen in years.

dear PorkRhino,

are you really made of pork, like a cookie cutter of a rhino pressed
into a porkchop? or are you just a wee lil pink piggy with horns?

your pal,

PorkRhino

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Porkrhino is a chatroom character

CowTseTung

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Apr 20, 2008, 11:35:18 AM4/20/08
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In article <794a02b0-fce4-48e1-9f16-54100975e336
@w8g2000prd.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...

> > >Yeah, I get to checkout alot of movies now. ï¿=3FSome are lousy and others


> > >I haven't seen in years.
> >
> > dear PorkRhino,
> >
> > are you really made of pork, like a cookie cutter of a rhino pressed

> > into a porkchop? ï¿=3For are you just a wee lil pink piggy with horns?


> >
>
> Porkrhino is a chatroom character

He's definitely a character, I can testify to that.

<ducks>


--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

PorkRhino

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> > > >Yeah, I get to checkout alot of movies now. �=3FSome are lousy and others

> > > >I haven't seen in years.
>
> > > dear PorkRhino,
>
> > > are you really made of pork, like a cookie cutter of a rhino pressed
> > > into a porkchop? �=3For are you just a wee lil pink piggy with horns?

>
> > Porkrhino is a chatroom character
>
> He's definitely a character, I can testify to that.
>
> <ducks>
>
> --
>
> "Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

Yeah, Porky doesn't talk about the length of his turds much anymore.
Ever since his doctor put him on a mainly veggie diet, he has large
bowel movement each day. His turds are large enough to feed an Iraqi
family for days. Longer, if they make sandwiches. Porky still
enjoys farting in elevators....leaving a gassy cloud for others to
sniff. He thinks he saw Remosh at a Home Depot once. A guy with
light brown hair walked up to him and smiled at him. Maybe it was the
Reamer....seeking someone to give him a rimjob.

dave hillstrom

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On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:35:18 -0700, CowTseTung
<chairm...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>In article <794a02b0-fce4-48e1-9f16-54100975e336
>@w8g2000prd.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...
>

>> > >Yeah, I get to checkout alot of movies now. �ソ=3FSome are lousy and others


>> > >I haven't seen in years.
>> >
>> > dear PorkRhino,
>> >
>> > are you really made of pork, like a cookie cutter of a rhino pressed

>> > into a porkchop? �ソ=3For are you just a wee lil pink piggy with horns?


>> >
>>
>> Porkrhino is a chatroom character
>
>He's definitely a character, I can testify to that.
>
><ducks>

hmmmmmmm. im not sure yet.

PorkRhino

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On Apr 20, 11:50 am, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
> On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:35:18 -0700, CowTseTung
>
>
>
>
>
> <chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >In article <794a02b0-fce4-48e1-9f16-54100975e336
> >@w8g2000prd.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...
>
> >> > >Yeah, I get to checkout alot of movies now. ï¿=3FSome are lousy and others

> >> > >I haven't seen in years.
>
> >> > dear PorkRhino,
>
> >> > are you really made of pork, like a cookie cutter of a rhino pressed
> >> > into a porkchop? ï¿=3For are you just a wee lil pink piggy with horns?

>
> >> Porkrhino is a chatroom character
>
> >He's definitely a character, I can testify to that.
>
> ><ducks>
>
> hmmmmmmm.  im not sure yet.
>
> --
> dave hillstrom   mhm15x4   zrbj
>
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Sir, today is 4-20....is this a pot smoking holiday?

dave hillstrom

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gawd damn i hope so.

CowTseTung

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Apr 20, 2008, 9:48:10 PM4/20/08
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In article <sgln041lfghr908db...@4ax.com>, dave hillstrom
says...

Whatever happen to Ryanosaurus? He hasn't been around Usenet in ages.
His KoB/CoT number was 420 in the olden days.

PorkRhino

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On Apr 20, 6:48 pm, CowTseTung <chairmanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> In article <sgln041lfghr908db05dffsei39qq83...@4ax.com>, dave hillstrom
> "Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

Sir, have you seen Remosh anywhere online?

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