Fascinating facts
Margie
(Some of these are hard to swallow)
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat up one cup of coffee. (Hardly
seems worth it.)
If you fart constantly for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now, that's more
like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body
to squirt blood 30 feet.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still
not over that pig thing.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper is always smiling? And why isn't the pig
included in this list?)
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight, and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of what? Did the govt.. pay for this
research?)
Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew? Who cares? (Did the govt. pay
for this too?)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
A cockroach will live 9 days without its head before it starves to death.
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Hi, honey, I'm home. What the.....?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life, I still want
to be a pig. (Quality over quantity, you know.)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, jeez!)
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. (Sad but true) (And
why would they want to?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know people like that.)
Starfish don't have brains. (I know people like this, too.)
Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face
to frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack
the fool upside the head.
[TiT]Bemsha[TiT]
"Margie" <mj~klaus~5...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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> Now - Fascinating Facts (Do you believe everything you read on the
internet?
> (Some of these are hard to swallow)
>
> why would they want to?)
>
I would like to see: a jumping slug, a jumping Galapagos Tortoise, and a
jumping manatee.
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have Ambrosia! MAKE A WISH, BABY..." - Crow T. Robot
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[TiT]Bemsha[TiT] wrote in message ...
>
>"Margie" <mj~klaus~5...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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>> Now - Fascinating Facts (Do you believe everything you read on the
>internet?
>> (Some of these are hard to swallow)
>>
>> Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. (Sad but true) (And
>> why would they want to?)
>>
>
>I would like to see: a jumping slug, a jumping Galapagos Tortoise, and a
>jumping manatee.
Well ive seen a Galapagos Tortiose making lurve, that involved a fair bit of
grunting and trhsting that could resemble jumping. Seriously
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>"Margie" <mj~klaus~5...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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>> Now - Fascinating Facts (Do you believe everything you read on the
>internet?
>> (Some of these are hard to swallow)
>>
>> Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. (Sad but true) (And
>> why would they want to?)
>>
>
>I would like to see: a jumping slug, a jumping Galapagos Tortoise, and a
>jumping manatee.
Are fish considered animals?
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> "[TiT]Bemsha[TiT]" <bem...@midsouthSPAM.rr.com> typed:
>
> >
> >"Margie" <mj~klaus~5...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> >news:Lpfl6.791$oX3....@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> >> Now - Fascinating Facts (Do you believe everything you read on the
> >internet?
> >> (Some of these are hard to swallow)
> >>
> >> Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. (Sad but true) (And
> >> why would they want to?)
> >>
> >
> >I would like to see: a jumping slug, a jumping Galapagos Tortoise, and
a
> >jumping manatee.
>
> Are fish considered animals?
last time i checked with the official "animal or not" board, yes.
Scup[]\/[]eister
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>"Mangoat[AsS]" <mangoat@spam_fuckyou.co.uk> wrote in message
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>> "[TiT]Bemsha[TiT]" <bem...@midsouthSPAM.rr.com> typed:
>>
>> >
>> >"Margie" <mj~klaus~5...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
>> >news:Lpfl6.791$oX3....@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
>> >> Now - Fascinating Facts (Do you believe everything you read on the
>> >internet?
>> >> (Some of these are hard to swallow)
>> >>
>> >> Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. (Sad but true) (And
>> >> why would they want to?)
>> >>
>> >
>> >I would like to see: a jumping slug, a jumping Galapagos Tortoise, and
>a
>> >jumping manatee.
>>
>> Are fish considered animals?
>
>last time i checked with the official "animal or not" board, yes.
This also raises the question: what constitutes a jump?
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Thats Scup, like the Bra Size
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"If trees could scream would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? we
might if they screamed all day and night for no apparent reason...."
>
Martin Ben-Jones
mj~klaus~5...@earthlink.net wrote:
> Now - Fascinating Facts (Do you believe everything you read on the internet?
No.
> (Some of these are hard to swallow)
Boom, boom.
> If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have
> produced enough sound energy to heat up one cup of coffee. (Hardly
> seems worth it.)
Not tr00.
> If you fart constantly for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
> produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now, that's more
> like it!)
Only if you introduce 2x as much energy to ignite it.
> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body
> to squirt blood 30 feet.
Yup.
> A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
*cough*
> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still
> not over that pig thing.)
I do this often @ work.
Most customers get the message.
> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
> (Is that why Flipper is always smiling? And why isn't the pig
> included in this list?)
Not tr00.
At least 2 monkey species do this too.
> On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
Not tr00.
They fear spiders *because* they fear death.
So add them to the ones who fear death.
> A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
Tr00.
But then, it doesn't need to.
> The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
> weight, and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
> (From drinking little bottles of what? Did the govt.. pay for this
> research?)
Hmmm....
> Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew? Who cares? (Did the govt. pay
> for this too?)
You missed a )
*tch*
> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
> jumping the length of a football field.
Simple mass/power ratio.
They're not exactly big, are they ?
> A cockroach will live 9 days without its head before it starves to death.
I need head at least twice a week.
> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
> its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
> (Hi, honey, I'm home. What the.....?)
It's a well known fact that the male's cognitive centre is not in it's brain.
> Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life, I still want
> to be a pig. (Quality over quantity, you know.)
That's the female.
> Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, jeez!)
Think about it.
> Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. (Sad but true) (And
> why would they want to?)
Not tr00.
Coral reefs can't either.
Or tadpoles.
> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know people like that.)
Heh.
> Starfish don't have brains. (I know people like this, too.)
Not tr00.
> Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face
> to frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack
> the fool upside the head.
/says nowt
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out of the water.
Angela
just me
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Wow! Every manatee I've ever seen is the slowest moving, most placid
creature going! I cannot even begin to imagine them getting up enough
energy to jump out of the water! Where did you see this happen?
-Aula, who lives near lots of no-wake zones established for manatee
protection
Mangoat[AsS]
>On Thu, 22 Feb 2001 23:16:53 -0000 Martin Ben-Jones wrote:
>
>> Coral reefs can't either.
>
>LMAO
>
/tries to imagine a jumping coral reef
/succeeds easily
melvalena
>Firky <fi...@overhere.com> typed:
>
>>On Thu, 22 Feb 2001 23:16:53 -0000 Martin Ben-Jones wrote:
>>
>>> Coral reefs can't either.
>>
>>LMAO
>>
>
>/tries to imagine a jumping coral reef
>
>/succeeds easily
>
>
what drugs are you taking?
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> > "[TiT]Bemsha[TiT]" <bem...@midsouthSPAM.rr.com> wrote in message
> > news:Rjfl6.52769$lk6.2...@typhoon.midsouth.rr.com...
> > >
> > > "Margie" <mj~klaus~5...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > > news:Lpfl6.791$oX3....@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> > > > Now - Fascinating Facts (Do you believe everything you read on the
> > > internet?
> > > > (Some of these are hard to swallow)
> > > >
> > > > Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. (Sad but true) (And
> > > > why would they want to?)
> > > >
> > >
> > > I would like to see: a jumping slug, a jumping Galapagos Tortoise, and
a
> > > jumping manatee.
> > >
> > > --
> > > "Wait a minute! I don't have amnesia, I
> > > have Ambrosia! MAKE A WISH, BABY..." - Crow T. Robot
> > >
> > >
> > As far as the last one is concerned, this I have seen if you count
jumping
> > out of the water.
>
>
> Wow! Every manatee I've ever seen is the slowest moving, most placid
> creature going! I cannot even begin to imagine them getting up enough
> energy to jump out of the water! Where did you see this happen?
>
> -Aula, who lives near lots of no-wake zones established for manatee
> protection
>
>
St. Johns. There was a dock that extended out over the water. It was right
after we moved to florida in I think it was 1979.
just me
>
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> > > "[TiT]Bemsha[TiT]" <bem...@midsouthSPAM.rr.com> wrote in message
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> > > >
> > > > "Margie" <mj~klaus~5...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > > > news:Lpfl6.791$oX3....@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> > > > > Now - Fascinating Facts (Do you believe everything you read on the
> > > > internet?
> > > > > (Some of these are hard to swallow)
> > > > >
> > > > > Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. (Sad but true)
(And
> > > > > why would they want to?)
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > I would like to see: a jumping slug, a jumping Galapagos Tortoise,
and
> a
> > > > jumping manatee.
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > "Wait a minute! I don't have amnesia, I
> > > > have Ambrosia! MAKE A WISH, BABY..." - Crow T. Robot
> > > >
> > > >
> > > As far as the last one is concerned, this I have seen if you count
> jumping
> > > out of the water.
> >
> >
> > Wow! Every manatee I've ever seen is the slowest moving, most placid
> > creature going! I cannot even begin to imagine them getting up enough
> > energy to jump out of the water! Where did you see this happen?
> >
> > -Aula, who lives near lots of no-wake zones established for manatee
> > protection
> >
> >
> I used to live in officer's housing on NAS Jax. Our house was right on
the
> St. Johns. There was a dock that extended out over the water. It was
right
> after we moved to florida in I think it was 1979.
>
\Aula off to Indian River to watch the manatees [and dolphins and various
and assundry fish and fowl]
\Aula remembers work
\phones office - um, boss lady, I won't be in until I see a manatee jump.
Seriously - cool!
-Aula, wishing she dared call off sick today
Mangoat[AsS]
>"Mangoat[AsS]" <mangoat@spam_fuckyou.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>Firky <fi...@overhere.com> typed:
>>
>>>On Thu, 22 Feb 2001 23:16:53 -0000 Martin Ben-Jones wrote:
>>>
>>>> Coral reefs can't either.
>>>
>>>LMAO
>>>
>>
>>/tries to imagine a jumping coral reef
>>
>>/succeeds easily
>>
>>
>what drugs are you taking?
>
>
Last night? A lot of pot. Why do you ask?
>
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>the worst in people.--David Sarnoff
>
> Don't be reckless with other people's hearts.
> Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours
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melvalena
>melv...@concentric.net (melvalena) typed:
>
>>"Mangoat[AsS]" <mangoat@spam_fuckyou.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>>Firky <fi...@overhere.com> typed:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 22 Feb 2001 23:16:53 -0000 Martin Ben-Jones wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Coral reefs can't either.
>>>>
>>>>LMAO
>>>>
>>>
>>>/tries to imagine a jumping coral reef
>>>
>>>/succeeds easily
>>>
>>>
>>what drugs are you taking?
>>
>>
>
>Last night? A lot of pot. Why do you ask?
see your coments above..
Mangoat[AsS]
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> "Mangoat[AsS]" <mangoat@spam_fuckyou.co.uk> wrote:
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> >melv...@concentric.net (melvalena) typed:
> >
> >>"Mangoat[AsS]" <mangoat@spam_fuckyou.co.uk> wrote:
> >>
> >>>Firky <fi...@overhere.com> typed:
> >>>
> >>>>On Thu, 22 Feb 2001 23:16:53 -0000 Martin Ben-Jones wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> Coral reefs can't either.
> >>>>
> >>>>LMAO
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>/tries to imagine a jumping coral reef
> >>>
> >>>/succeeds easily
> >>>
> >>>
> >>what drugs are you taking?
> >>
> >>
> >
> >Last night? A lot of pot. Why do you ask?
>
> see your coments above..
Oh, heh heh heh.
Martin Ben-Jones
> melv...@concentric.net (melvalena) typed:
>
> >"Mangoat[AsS]" <mangoat@spam_fuckyou.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> >>Firky <fi...@overhere.com> typed:
> >>
> >>>On Thu, 22 Feb 2001 23:16:53 -0000 Martin Ben-Jones wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Coral reefs can't either.
> >>>
> >>>LMAO
> >>>
> >>
> >>/tries to imagine a jumping coral reef
> >>
> >>/succeeds easily
> >>
> >>
> >what drugs are you taking?
> >
> >
>
> Last night? A lot of pot. Why do you ask?
Ask what ?
Bluetooth
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Mangoat[AsS]
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> mangoat@spam_fuckyou.co.uk wrote:
> > melv...@concentric.net (melvalena) typed:
> >
> > >"Mangoat[AsS]" <mangoat@spam_fuckyou.co.uk> wrote:
> > >
> > >>Firky <fi...@overhere.com> typed:
> > >>
> > >>>On Thu, 22 Feb 2001 23:16:53 -0000 Martin Ben-Jones wrote:
> > >>>
> > >>>> Coral reefs can't either.
> > >>>
> > >>>LMAO
> > >>>
> > >>
> > >>/tries to imagine a jumping coral reef
> > >>
> > >>/succeeds easily
> > >>
> > >>
> > >what drugs are you taking?
> > >
> > >
> >
> > Last night? A lot of pot. Why do you ask?
>
> Ask what ?
I don't remember, either :0\
Freak with a mouse attached to the side of his head for some reason
Martin Ben-Jones
Jaff...@cableinet.co.ugay wrote:
> no fish are not animals, they are fish
You mean they're not *mammals*, right ?
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>
>
Resistance is futile
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> >Get a graphics tablet.
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>
/sits back and waits
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> >
> > m....u....s....t.. ...r...e...s...i..s...t....
> >
>
> /sits back and waits
/brings Listy a blanket and a sandwich
hang in there! any minute now!
/buggers off
Listener[AsS]
>
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> > > >Get a graphics tablet.
> > >
> > > m....u....s....t.. ...r...e...s...i..s...t....
> > >
> >
> > /sits back and waits
>
> /brings Listy a blanket and a sandwich
>
> hang in there! any minute now!
>
> /buggers off
>
/eats arnie
oooh, cheese and marmite, yum
/pulls blanket up tighter
Mangoat[AsS]
>
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>>
>> "Listener[AsS]" <billi_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>> >
>> > Adie <postadieSPA...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>> > > "Listener[AsS]" <lesli...@hotmail.com> wrote:
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>> > > >Bluetooth <blue...@nopam.snetter.org> wrote in message
>> > > >news:975r6l$nfqv7$1...@ID-68625.news.dfncis.de...
>> > > >> Up yer mouse sensivity!
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>> > > >Get a graphics tablet.
>> > >
>> > > m....u....s....t.. ...r...e...s...i..s...t....
>> > >
>> >
>> > /sits back and waits
>>
>> /brings Listy a blanket and a sandwich
>>
>> hang in there! any minute now!
>>
>> /buggers off
>>
>
>/eats arnie
Who's Arnie? Have you been seeing someone else??!!!!??!!1@32
>
>oooh, cheese and marmite, yum
>
>/pulls blanket up tighter
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> "Listener[AsS]" <billi_...@hotmail.com> typed:
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> Who's Arnie? Have you been seeing someone
else??!!!!??!!1@32 <-------- how'd you get it to do that blue/underline in
the middle of plain text?
-Aula
Margie
>
>
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"just me" <thede...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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>
the "@" sign followed by text makes the reader think it is an e-mail addy
like m...@something.org, see? hkej@kjk fkjei@j e@flkjlfjk !!!!!!!!!!
Try it! It's fun for the whole family!!
just me
>
> "just me" <thede...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> news:389m6.200414$8V6.33...@typhoon.tampabay.rr.com...
> >
> > "Mangoat[AsS]" <mangoat@spam_fuckyou.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:bq0h9tgasubopm4rs...@4ax.com...
> > > "Listener[AsS]" <billi_...@hotmail.com> typed:
> > >
> > > Who's Arnie? Have you been seeing someone
> >
> > else??!!!!??!!1@32 <-------- how'd you get it to do that blue/underline
> in
> > the middle of plain text?
>
> the "@" sign followed by text makes the reader think it is an e-mail addy
> like m...@something.org, see? hkej@kjk fkjei@j e@flkjlfjk !!!!!!!!!!
>
> Try it! It's fun for the whole family!!
>
and I get blue color and an underline. Cool@cool!
-Aula@aula
melvalena
Margie
> "Margie" <mjkla...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> else??!!!!??!!1@32 <-------- how'd you get it to do that
blue/underline
> >in
> >> the middle of plain text?
> >>
> >>
> >> -Aula
> >>
> >> ithinkyoujustadd@let's see, it's the @ sign that does it!
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
> my reader doesn't show that. :(
Not even in real urls?
melvalena
>
>"melvalena" <melv...@concentric.net> wrote in message
>news:3a99c801...@news.cis.dfn.de...
>> "Margie" <mjkla...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> else??!!!!??!!1@32 <-------- how'd you get it to do that
>blue/underline
>> >in
>> >> the middle of plain text?
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> -Aula
>> >>
>> >> ithinkyoujustadd@let's see, it's the @ sign that does it!
>> >>
>> >>
>> >
>> >
>> my reader doesn't show that. :(
>
>Not even in real urls?
nope.
Lynrd
1.21/32.243, melv...@concentric.net (melvalena) once thrilled
alt.games.half-life.tfclassic when he created the famous post "Re:
Fascinating facts". If I recall correctly, it went something like
this:
>"Margie" <mjkla...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>>
>>"just me" <thede...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
>>news:389m6.200414$8V6.33...@typhoon.tampabay.rr.com...
>>>
>>> "Mangoat[AsS]" <mangoat@spam_fuckyou.co.uk> wrote in message
>>> news:bq0h9tgasubopm4rs...@4ax.com...
>>> > "Listener[AsS]" <billi_...@hotmail.com> typed:
>>> >
>>> > Who's Arnie? Have you been seeing someone
>>>
>>> else??!!!!??!!1@32 <-------- how'd you get it to do that blue/underline
>>in
>>> the middle of plain text?
>>>
>>>
>>> -Aula
>>>
>>> ithinkyoujustadd@let's see, it's the @ sign that does it!
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>my reader doesn't show that. :(
>
Then it's misconfigured...Forte Free Agent should....
ZipPy[TiT]
Best Flamer, AGHLTFC
Developer of Random Posting
Pontiff, Cult of the Tragically Hip Bass Player
MCSE (Really!)
"Get out of my spotlight, you maggot!"
-Country Dick Montana
Margie
"Lynrd" <bassmanREMOVET...@nashville.com> wrote in message
news:kdmj9t0vco8d086ad...@4ax.com...
> Without even reading the manual for his newsreader Forte Free Agent
> 1.21/32.243, melv...@concentric.net (melvalena) once thrilled
> alt.games.half-life.tfclassic when he created the famous post "Re:
> Fascinating facts". If I recall correctly, it went something like
> this:
>
> >"Margie" <mjkla...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> >
> >>
> >>"just me" <thede...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> >>news:389m6.200414$8V6.33...@typhoon.tampabay.rr.com...
> >>>
> >>> "Mangoat[AsS]" <mangoat@spam_fuckyou.co.uk> wrote in message
> >>> news:bq0h9tgasubopm4rs...@4ax.com...
> >>> > "Listener[AsS]" <billi_...@hotmail.com> typed:
> >>> >
> >>> > Who's Arnie? Have you been seeing someone
> >>>
> >>> else??!!!!??!!1@32 <-------- how'd you get it to do that
blue/underline
> >>in
> >>> the middle of plain text?
> >>>
>
> >>>
> >>> -Aula
> >>>
> >>> ithinkyoujustadd@let's see, it's the @ sign that does it!
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >>
> >my reader doesn't show that. :(
> >
> Then it's misconfigured...Forte Free Agent should....
Did you get that Mel?! Maybe your newsreader is more than just bare bones
afterall. ;=})
Margie
melvalena
well it doesn't 'really' bother me..i can still copy/paste if i want
to go somewhere..maybe later i'll mess around with it.
Margie
> "Margie" <mjkla...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> >
> >Did you get that Mel?! Maybe your newsreader is more than just bare
bones
> >afterall. ;=})
> >Margie
> >
> >
> >
> well it doesn't 'really' bother me..i can still copy/paste if i want
> to go somewhere..maybe later i'll mess around with it.
You okay?
melvalena
>Without even reading the manual for his newsreader Forte Free Agent
>1.21/32.243, melv...@concentric.net (melvalena) once thrilled
>alt.games.half-life.tfclassic when he created the famous post "Re:
>Fascinating facts". If I recall correctly, it went something like
>this:
>
OK Smarty Pants,
first of all I'm not a 'he', and I do know how to use MY Free Agent.
>>my reader doesn't show that. :(
>>
>Then it's misconfigured...Forte Free Agent should....
I just wasted time thinking maybe you did know what you were
talking about. Forte Free Agent does not.
--
Margie
> Lynrd <bassmanREMOVET...@nashville.com> wrote:
>
> >Without even reading the manual for his newsreader Forte Free Agent
> >1.21/32.243, melv...@concentric.net (melvalena) once thrilled
> >alt.games.half-life.tfclassic when he created the famous post "Re:
> >Fascinating facts". If I recall correctly, it went something like
> >this:
> >
>
> OK Smarty Pants,
> first of all I'm not a 'he', and I do know how to use MY Free Agent.
>
>
>
> >>my reader doesn't show that. :(
> >>
> >Then it's misconfigured...Forte Free Agent should....
>
> I just wasted time thinking maybe you did know what you were
> talking about. Forte Free Agent does not.
LOL
Mel took her fiesty pills this morning!
Margie
>
Listener[AsS]
Margie <mjkla...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:Zlum6.1283$n97.1...@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
You two should get a room.
then i can watch
ooooooh, saucy!
Margie
> > > first of all I'm not a 'he', and I do know how to use MY Free Agent.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > >>my reader doesn't show that. :(
> > > >>
> > > >Then it's misconfigured...Forte Free Agent should....
> > >
> > > I just wasted time thinking maybe you did know what you were
> > > talking about. Forte Free Agent does not.
> >
> > LOL
> > Mel took her fiesty pills this morning!
> > Margie
> > >
> >
>
> You two should get a room.
> then i can watch
>
> ooooooh, saucy!
EEEEEEKKKKKK
oh........he meant dem two .
heh
Lynrd
1.21/32.243, melv...@concentric.net (melvalena) once thrilled
alt.games.half-life.tfclassic when he created the famous post "Re:
Fascinating facts". If I recall correctly, it went something like
this:
>Lynrd <bassmanREMOVET...@nashville.com> wrote:
>
>>Without even reading the manual for his newsreader Forte Free Agent
>>1.21/32.243, melv...@concentric.net (melvalena) once thrilled
>>alt.games.half-life.tfclassic when he created the famous post "Re:
>>Fascinating facts". If I recall correctly, it went something like
>>this:
>>
>
> OK Smarty Pants,
>first of all I'm not a 'he', and I do know how to use MY Free Agent.
>
>
>
>>>my reader doesn't show that. :(
>>>
>>Then it's misconfigured...Forte Free Agent should....
>
> I just wasted time thinking maybe you did know what you were
>talking about. Forte Free Agent does not.
I stand corrected. The far superior Forte Agent does....
By the way, someone write down my registration code for Forte Agent
in case I lose it!
wh6w83k6-lvhx8gdt-uawbad2k
melvalena
>Without even reading the manual for her newsreader Forte Free Agent
>1.21/32.243, melv...@concentric.net (melvalena) once thrilled
>alt.games.half-life.tfclassic when he created the famous post "Re:
>Fascinating facts". If I recall correctly, it went something like
>this:
>
>>Lynrd <bassmanREMOVET...@nashville.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Without even reading the manual for his newsreader Forte Free Agent
>>>1.21/32.243, melv...@concentric.net (melvalena) once thrilled
>>>alt.games.half-life.tfclassic when he created the famous post "Re:
>>>Fascinating facts". If I recall correctly, it went something like
>>>this:
>>>
>>
>> OK Smarty Pants,
>>first of all I'm not a 'he', and I do know how to use MY Free Agent.
>>
>>
>>
>>>>my reader doesn't show that. :(
>>>>
>>>Then it's misconfigured...Forte Free Agent should....
>>
>> I just wasted time thinking maybe you did know what you were
>>talking about. Forte Free Agent does not.
>
>I stand corrected. The far superior Forte Agent does....
<<<hug>>>
all better now.
>By the way, someone write down my registration code for Forte Agent
>in case I lose it!
>
>wh6w83k6-lvhx8gdt-uawbad2k
>
>
>
>ZipPy[TiT]
>Best Flamer, AGHLTFC
>Developer of Random Posting
>Pontiff, Cult of the Tragically Hip Bass Player
>MCSE (Really!)
>
>"Get out of my spotlight, you maggot!"
>-Country Dick Montana
--
just me
> Without even reading the manual for her newsreader Forte Free Agent
> 1.21/32.243, melv...@concentric.net (melvalena) once thrilled
/\/\/
> Fascinating facts". If I recall correctly, it went something like
> this:
>
I fixed your p0ts.
-Aula
[TiT]Bemsha[TiT]
> Lynrd <bassmanREMOVET...@nashville.com> wrote:
>
> >Without even reading the manual for her newsreader Forte Free Agent
> >1.21/32.243, melv...@concentric.net (melvalena) once thrilled
> >alt.games.half-life.tfclassic when he created the famous post "Re:
> >Fascinating facts". If I recall correctly, it went something like
> >this:
> >
> >>Lynrd <bassmanREMOVET...@nashville.com> wrote:
> >>
> >>>Without even reading the manual for his newsreader Forte Free Agent
> >>>1.21/32.243, melv...@concentric.net (melvalena) once thrilled
> >>>alt.games.half-life.tfclassic when he created the famous post "Re:
> >>>Fascinating facts". If I recall correctly, it went something like
> >>>this:
> >>>
> >>
> >> OK Smarty Pants,
> >>first of all I'm not a 'he', and I do know how to use MY Free Agent.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>>>my reader doesn't show that. :(
> >>>>
> >>>Then it's misconfigured...Forte Free Agent should....
> >>
> >> I just wasted time thinking maybe you did know what you were
> >>talking about. Forte Free Agent does not.
> >
> >I stand corrected. The far superior Forte Agent does....
>
> <<<hug>>>
> all better now.
>
> >By the way, someone write down my registration code for Forte Agent
> >in case I lose it!
> >
> >wh6w83k6-lvhx8gdt-uawbad2k
mel, would you help Lynrd out and keep this Forte Agent Registration
Number safe in case he loses it. I always find the best place to store it
is in a full copy of Forte Agent. Just for safe keeping purposes, mind
you.
Lynrd
Express 5.50.4133.2400, "[TiT]Bemsha[TiT]"
<bem...@midsouthSPAM.rr.com> once thrilled
yes, that would be very helpful...
if you don't have a copy of Forte Agent handy, I understand you can
download it by simply using this link:
ftp://ftp.forteinc.com/pub/agent/a32-18.exe
I would really, really appreciate it....
TXSherry
>
>"[TiT]Bemsha[TiT]" <bem...@midsouthSPAM.rr.com> wrote in message
>news:8Wam6.59599$lk6.3...@typhoon.midsouth.rr.com...
>>
>> the "@" sign followed by text makes the reader think it is an e-mail addy
>> like m...@something.org, see? hkej@kjk fkjei@j e@flkjlfjk !!!!!!!!!!
>>
>> Try it! It's fun for the whole family!!
>>
>SoI@justtypeoittioeptuiougijaopguior[a
>
>and I get blue color and an underline. Cool@cool!
>
>-Aula@aula
>
>
Only for html enabled programs :) Not for straight news readers
(plain text only).
Sherry
www.CactusBlossom.org
~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~
My Family Tree, King Lear may be,
But a Net is better for fishing.
~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~
TXSherry
>Then it's misconfigured...Forte Free Agent should....
>
>
>ZipPy[TiT]
>Best Flamer, AGHLTFC
>Developer of Random Posting
>Pontiff, Cult of the Tragically Hip Bass Player
>MCSE (Really!)
>
>"Get out of my spotlight, you maggot!"
>-Country Dick Montana
Nope. Maybe Forte' Agent, but not Free Agent. Unless there's been a
release in the last couple of months that does so.