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Nov 13, 2021, 6:35:02 PM11/13/21
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bruce bowser <bruce2...@gmail.com> wrote in
news:03bc6d91-1e2e-4332...@googlegroups.com:
> On Saturday, November 13, 2021 at 7:40:17 AM UTC-5, Transition Zone
> wrote in rec.arts.tv:
>> Fox
WASHINGTON—Claiming that his operation would be “completely
dicked over” by an influx of product, Vice President Joe Biden
reportedly became increasingly worried this week that the recent
legalization of marijuana in Washington, D.C. could seriously
cut into his business.
Biden, who White House sources confirmed had significantly
increased his annual marijuana sales after swiping a state-of-
the-art hydroponics unit from a gardening supplies store back in
2012, expressed frustration at the possibility that legalizing
the drug would wreak havoc on all of his investments.
“Aw, Christ, now everyone will be growing their own herb,” said
a visibly upset Biden, adding that he was “raking it in” before
D.C. voters approved “that horseshit” Marijuana Legalization
Initiative in a ballot measure last November. “Don’t get me
wrong, Uncle Joe is slinging the dankest nugs in town. But who’s
going to call me up for an eighth of Purple Trainwreck if they
can just grab some buds from their own homegrown stash?”
“Sure as shit no one’s hauling ass all the way to the Lincoln
Memorial to meet up with me to score some cheeba anymore,” the
vice president continued.
Biden stressed that his business had recently been running as
“smooth as Tennessee trim,” becoming especially lucrative after
he brought on his buddy Blaze to strong-arm a couple “rough and
tumble” hombres who were muscling in on his turf.
“You can ask anyone on the Hill and they’ll tell you Uncle Joe
is always good for a fat sack. I never short or skimp anyone.
And my shit is never all seeds and stems like the bunk ditch
weed that Mikulski hawks.”
The vice president was reportedly distraught over potentially
losing his bread-and-butter customers in Georgetown, noting that
students and professors bought a ton of Blackberry Kush.
Indicating that drastic measures might be necessary to prevent
his whole operation from going belly-up, Biden suggested that he
would have to start peddling “doobage” in Baltimore at least
five times a week.
“Listen, I don’t trust the government, but legalization is gonna
cost me a huge chunk of change,” said the six-term Delaware
senator, adding that all the marijuana seized by DEA agents goes
straight into their own pipes. “And Ol’ Joe’s baby needs new red
vinyl seats. Some stains last forever, if you catch my drift.”
According to longtime aides, the new law has the potential to be
the largest setback to Biden’s marijuana enterprise since the
vice president suspected First Lady Michelle Obama of “eating
cheese to the Secret Service” in 2009, forcing the 72-year-old
to uproot a potent strain of Sour Diesel growing in a neglected
corner of the Rose Garden.
“Dynamite Joe had a nice little thing going for himself, and
it’d be a damn shame for some stupid law to come along and fuck
up the good times,” said Biden, who reportedly asked White House
aides if President Obama could pull a few strings and make
legalized cannabis go away. “You can ask anyone on the Hill and
they’ll tell you Uncle Joe is always good for a fat sack. I
never short or skimp anyone. And my shit is never all seeds and
stems like the bunk ditch weed that Mikulski hawks.”
“Fucker’s bags are always light,” added Biden. “And that cheap-
ass stuff just crashes you out.”
Despite the obstacles that marijuana legalization will present,
Biden remained confident that his quarter pound of magic
mushrooms would still bring in “serious green” for the
foreseeable future.
news:03bc6d91-1e2e-4332...@googlegroups.com:
> On Saturday, November 13, 2021 at 7:40:17 AM UTC-5, Transition Zone
> wrote in rec.arts.tv:
>> Fox
WASHINGTON—Claiming that his operation would be “completely
dicked over” by an influx of product, Vice President Joe Biden
reportedly became increasingly worried this week that the recent
legalization of marijuana in Washington, D.C. could seriously
cut into his business.
Biden, who White House sources confirmed had significantly
increased his annual marijuana sales after swiping a state-of-
the-art hydroponics unit from a gardening supplies store back in
2012, expressed frustration at the possibility that legalizing
the drug would wreak havoc on all of his investments.
“Aw, Christ, now everyone will be growing their own herb,” said
a visibly upset Biden, adding that he was “raking it in” before
D.C. voters approved “that horseshit” Marijuana Legalization
Initiative in a ballot measure last November. “Don’t get me
wrong, Uncle Joe is slinging the dankest nugs in town. But who’s
going to call me up for an eighth of Purple Trainwreck if they
can just grab some buds from their own homegrown stash?”
“Sure as shit no one’s hauling ass all the way to the Lincoln
Memorial to meet up with me to score some cheeba anymore,” the
vice president continued.
Biden stressed that his business had recently been running as
“smooth as Tennessee trim,” becoming especially lucrative after
he brought on his buddy Blaze to strong-arm a couple “rough and
tumble” hombres who were muscling in on his turf.
“You can ask anyone on the Hill and they’ll tell you Uncle Joe
is always good for a fat sack. I never short or skimp anyone.
And my shit is never all seeds and stems like the bunk ditch
weed that Mikulski hawks.”
The vice president was reportedly distraught over potentially
losing his bread-and-butter customers in Georgetown, noting that
students and professors bought a ton of Blackberry Kush.
Indicating that drastic measures might be necessary to prevent
his whole operation from going belly-up, Biden suggested that he
would have to start peddling “doobage” in Baltimore at least
five times a week.
“Listen, I don’t trust the government, but legalization is gonna
cost me a huge chunk of change,” said the six-term Delaware
senator, adding that all the marijuana seized by DEA agents goes
straight into their own pipes. “And Ol’ Joe’s baby needs new red
vinyl seats. Some stains last forever, if you catch my drift.”
According to longtime aides, the new law has the potential to be
the largest setback to Biden’s marijuana enterprise since the
vice president suspected First Lady Michelle Obama of “eating
cheese to the Secret Service” in 2009, forcing the 72-year-old
to uproot a potent strain of Sour Diesel growing in a neglected
corner of the Rose Garden.
“Dynamite Joe had a nice little thing going for himself, and
it’d be a damn shame for some stupid law to come along and fuck
up the good times,” said Biden, who reportedly asked White House
aides if President Obama could pull a few strings and make
legalized cannabis go away. “You can ask anyone on the Hill and
they’ll tell you Uncle Joe is always good for a fat sack. I
never short or skimp anyone. And my shit is never all seeds and
stems like the bunk ditch weed that Mikulski hawks.”
“Fucker’s bags are always light,” added Biden. “And that cheap-
ass stuff just crashes you out.”
Despite the obstacles that marijuana legalization will present,
Biden remained confident that his quarter pound of magic
mushrooms would still bring in “serious green” for the
foreseeable future.
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