The Plush Code

[The Philosopher from Hell]

[ Article reposted from alt.sex.plushies ]
[ Author was Lontra <lon...@netcom.com> ]
[ Posted on Fri, 25 Jul 1997 11:14:12 GMT ]

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The Plush Code
Compiled by Lontra ©
Version 1.2 / 25 July 1997
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Principal Categories: Plushies (P)/Fursuits (F)

P -- Favorite Plush Species (try to use just 4 species code letters)

a : Avians (birds)
b : Bunnies
c : Canines
^c : Wild canines specifically
d : Dolphins/whales
e : Equines
f : Felines
^f : Wild felines specifically
h : Horned & misc hooved critters
k : Kangaroos & misc marsupials
m : Monkeys/apes
p : Procyonids (raccoons/pandas)
r : Rodents
s : Seals/pinnipeds
t : Teddy bears
u : Ursids (non-anthropomorphic bears)
w : Weasel clan/mustelids (ferrets/skunks/otters etc)
x : Exotics (incl reptiles/dinosaurs/insects etc)
y : Mythicals (dragons/gargoyles/unicorns etc)
z : Characters/toons
P[species] : Spelled-out name of a favorite species not specified above

F -- Fursuits

F[code letter] : I've worn a [code letter] fursuit (e.g. Fc - a canine
fursuit)
>F[code letter]: I haven't worn a fursuit, but I would like to wear a
[code letter] fursuit someday (alternatively, the > may
be placed immediately preceeding a species code letter)
!F : The concept of wearing a fursuit doesn't interest me

Add '*' after a species code letter if you own a fursuit of that species

(See example below for coding the P/F category)
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B -- Bedtime

B++ : I always sleep with a plushie
B+ : I sleep with a plushie often
B : I sleep with a plushie sometimes
B- : I don't sleep with a plushie
B-- : I could not sleep with a plushie
!B : I would never consider taking a plushie to bed with me
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C -- Cuddling

C++ : I'm a cuddling addict; I cuddle my plushies several times a day
C+ : I cuddle my plushies often, usually every day
C : I cuddle my plushies sometimes
C- : I'm not much of a cuddler
C-- : I really dislike cuddling
!C : I don't cuddle; my plushies are strictly for looking at
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I -- Imagination

I++ : I have rich fantasies involving my plushies; they live in my mind
I+ : I treat my plushies like individual personages with feelings
I : My plushies are not just inanimate objects; they represent more to me
I- : Plushies are inanimate objects; I imagine no more, no less
I-- : It's nonsense to imagine plushies being anything but mere objects
!I : I've never had any fantasies or imaginings concerning my plushies
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M -- Making/Modifying Plushies

M+$ : I make/modify plushies as part of my livelihood
M+ : I've made/modified a lot of plushies
M : I can make/modify a plushie myself
M- : I've never made/modified plushies
>M : I'd like to make/modify plushies someday
!M : Forget it, I can't even sew
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MM -- Mattel Meeko - The most popular plush in Plushiedom

MM++ : I couldn't imagine life without my Mattel Meeko
MM+ : I own a Mattel Meeko and he's a favorite cuddle partner
MM : I own a Mattel Meeko
MM- : I don't own a Mattel Meeko
>MM : I'd like to add a Mattel Meeko to my collection someday
!MM : I have no desire to own a Mattel Meeko

Insert an 'h' after MM if you own a Meeko with an SPH
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N -- Numbers - How many plushies do you own?

N+++ : Several hundred
N++ : Over a hundred
N+ : Dozens
N : A few
N- : None
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O -- Out in Public

O++ : I take a plush pal with me almost everywhere I go
O+ : I enjoy carrying plush in public on occasion
O : I've carried a plushie in public, but only a few times
O- : I wouldn't feel comfortable carrying a plushie in public
>O : I haven't carried a plushie in public, but I may someday
!O : Under no circumstances would I ever carry a plushie in public
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Sp/Sf -- Plushie and Fursuit Sex

Sp -- Plushie Sex

Sp++ : Plush eros is my primary sexual preference
Sp+ : Intimacy with my plushies is an important part of my sex life
Sp : I have been sexually intimate with my plushies, but not a lot
Sp- : I have no desire to have plush sex, but I'm not against it
Sp-- : The idea of having sex with plushies offends me
>Sp : I haven't been intimate with my plushies, but I may someday
!Sp : My relationship with my plushies will always be purely platonic

Sf -- Fursuit Sex

Sf++ : I've had fursuit sex several times and I really enjoy it
Sf+ : I've had fursuit sex at least once
Sf : I think fursuits are sexy
Sf- : I don't think fursuits are sexy
>Sf : I haven't had fursuit sex, but the idea appeals to me
!Sf : I have no erotic interest in fursuits at all

#S : What I do sexually is nobody's business
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T -- Favorite Types of Plushies (try to use just 4 code letters)

a : Anthropomorphic - I like plushies that are configured like teddy bears
b : Beanbags - I like Beanie Baby-type plushies
c : Color - I have a strong preference for certain colors of plush
d : Dressed - I like plushies that wear clothing
f : Firm - I prefer plushies that are stuffed firmly
h : SPH - I enjoy plushies that have a strategically-placed hole
m+ : Macrophile - I like really big plushies
m- : Microphile - I like really tiny plushies
p : Puppets - I like plush puppets
r : Realistic - I like plushies that look like the real animal
s : Soft - I prefer plushies that are very soft
t : Talented - I look for plushies that are boinkable in some way
u : Unadorned - I like my plushies unclothed and without adornments
w : Whimsical - I like plushies that are fanciful forms of the real animal
@ : SPA - I enjoy plushies that have a strategically-placed appendage
* : I like just about all types of plushies
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f -- The Furry Connection

f++ : I love anthropomorphic animals, and I'm active in furry fandom
f+ : I love anthropomorphic animals
f : I like anthropomorphic animals
f- : I don't like anthropomorphic animals
f-- : I hate anthropomorphic animals
!f : Anthropomorphic animals are irrelevant to my life
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[m/f]a -- Gender and Age

m : Male
f : Female
a+++ : 50+ years
a++ : 40-49 years
a+ : 30-39 years
a : 18-29 years
a- : minor
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By way of example, here is my Plush Code:

Plush Code 1.2: Pb/Fb*fpw* B++ C+ I+ !M MMh N+++ O+ Sp++/Sf Tcstw f+ ma++

Which translates as: I love plush bunnies most of all, I own a bunny and a
mustelid fursuit (and I've worn a feline and procyonid costume), I always
sleep with a plushie and I usually cuddle plush every day, I treat my
plushies like individual personages with feelings, I can't make or modify
plushies, I own a modified Mattel Meeko, I own several hundred plushies,
I enjoy carrying plush in public on occasion, plush eros is my main sexual
preference, I think fursuits are sexy, I prefer plushies that are soft,
boinkable, whimsical, and a specific color, I love furries, and I'm a male
over 40.
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Copyright 1997 Lontra. All rights reserved.

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