Covid Schmovid

[Pug]

Why is the world freaking out about Covid-19, Coronavirus, the common
cold, whatever you want to call it?

I have my bullshit theories. Care to hear them? I didn't think so, but
here they are:

1.

The powers that be know it came from a Chinese lab back in the fall
2019. The Chinese communists released it by mistake through human
incompetence. The commies freaked out because they didn’t know how their
altered virus (which came from their bat “research”) was going to affect
humans. So the commies locked down and masked up (well, masked up more
than usual). The world followed lockstep with the Chinese communists
with locking down and masking up. The world loves the Chinese communists.

2.

The powers that be, especially here in the United States, are of the
Boomer generation. They have one foot in the grave. They are terrified
of death. They don’t want to die. The supposed death rate of Covid-19 in
people that are of the Boomers’ age (70+) is astronomically high (well
not really, but who cares about facts). The Boomer politicians will do
anything it takes to be immortal and stop the grim reaper, hence the
state lockdowns, social distancing rules and required mask mandates that
is destroying the little bit of economy America has and will end up with
a generation of OCD sheep.

3.

The powers that be will never let a “crisis” go to waste. The media
makes money on the Covid-19 freakout, it gives them something to talk
about and virtue signal on a daily basis. The Boomer politicians can get
their power freak on and pass edicts on high, bypassing state and
federal legislatures. Queen Cuomo, the state governor and mass murderer,
is the perfect example of such a power freak. The billionaires of this
world make money off the Covid-19 freakout, just think vaccines,
vaccines, vaccines...of course most vaccines don’t work but who cares?

4.

God is playing his chess game. He has made a move, and the move is the
Covid-19 freakout. You won’t know why he has made such a move, as this
move is setting up another move 10 million years in the future.

As a misanthrope, this worldwide sniffles hysteria does not surprise me.
Humans do not need an excuse to do stupid and evil actions. We are good
at being pathetic all on our own.

I do like the social distancing rule. Too bad nobody follows it. I still
have masked fools on my ass bitching at me for not wearing a mask
outside on a hiking trail far from the nearest moron.

Humans…gotta ignore them.

Pug
9/8/20

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