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R.I.P -- Mensa Mentor
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Snuffy "Hub Cap" McKinney
Jun 2, 2016, 2:34:44 AM6/2/16
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> Funeral services for Larry "Crotch Mouth" Sniffs-Butts, Assville resident who passed away early Wednesday morning at Uncle Butt's Care Center in Assville, will be held June 5th at 10:00 a.m. at the Oscar Meyer Packing House in Goober. Burial will be in the Buttcombe Sanitury Landfill and Septic Tank Reservoir in Lake Squat with graveside services to follow the funeral with free beer. Donations in Mr. Sniffs-Butts's memory may be made to the Feral Cat Appreciation Society in Upper Assville, Buttcombe County. Online condolences may be left at www.good-riddunce.com.
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> Larry "Crotch Mouth" Sniffs-Butts was born on April 1 in Wipe, NC to Point and Piss Sniffs-Butts. He grew up and went to school in Dump, Tennessee, and graduated from Two Wipes High School. After high school he attended UNC Tweetsie and was later drafted into the U.S. Army and served for 15 minutes before being classified terminally stewpid. After his service he returned to Buttcombe County where he founded Larry's Outhouse Fishing Service.
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> In 1963 he went into partnership with his brothers Darryl and Darryl in the fambly bidness, the Buttcombe County Butt Wipe Service. They owned and operated the butt wiping business until 1981 when they sold the company and "Crotch Mouth" opened I'm a Dope, LLP which he sold 2 weeks later at a tremendous loss and went into business with his neighbor, the lovely Cleopatra Licks in a car stealing racket called Sniffs-Butts & Licks. In 1995 he retired and began living in an old outhouse on the property. In 2008 "Crotch Mouth" moved to the Smelly "S" Ranch in West Assville, Buttcombe County. "Crotch Mouth" enjoyed several hobbies, butt his favorite was peeing up a rope. Most of all he loved spending time taking long bicycle trips and shooting dogs along the way.
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> He is survived by fifteen creditors and an empty Toms Redskin Peanuts can. His Baby Ruth collection will be donated to Buttcombe County Mensa.
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> Larry "Crotch Mouth" Sniffs-Butts was born on April 1 in Wipe, NC to Point and Piss Sniffs-Butts. He grew up and went to school in Dump, Tennessee, and graduated from Two Wipes High School. After high school he attended UNC Tweetsie and was later drafted into the U.S. Army and served for 15 minutes before being classified terminally stewpid. After his service he returned to Buttcombe County where he founded Larry's Outhouse Fishing Service.
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> In 1963 he went into partnership with his brothers Darryl and Darryl in the fambly bidness, the Buttcombe County Butt Wipe Service. They owned and operated the butt wiping business until 1981 when they sold the company and "Crotch Mouth" opened I'm a Dope, LLP which he sold 2 weeks later at a tremendous loss and went into business with his neighbor, the lovely Cleopatra Licks in a car stealing racket called Sniffs-Butts & Licks. In 1995 he retired and began living in an old outhouse on the property. In 2008 "Crotch Mouth" moved to the Smelly "S" Ranch in West Assville, Buttcombe County. "Crotch Mouth" enjoyed several hobbies, butt his favorite was peeing up a rope. Most of all he loved spending time taking long bicycle trips and shooting dogs along the way.
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> He is survived by fifteen creditors and an empty Toms Redskin Peanuts can. His Baby Ruth collection will be donated to Buttcombe County Mensa.
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