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Mensa IQ Test Study Questions

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Guv Bob

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Sep 19, 2014, 3:39:19 PM9/19/14
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For awl yew high and medium IQ folks out thur, here's some boner fide Mensa style questions that yew kin yewz for studying up.....

Q1: Which of the thee follering don't belong with thee others?
a. A baboon
b. A chimp
c. A monkey
d. Larry
e. A person of average or above intelligence

Q2: Which of these well-known people dew not belong in the list?
a. Harry Butts
b. Seymour Butts
c. Big Bertha Butts
d. Larry Sniffs Butt Moses Invests
e. A person of average or above intelligence

Answer below.....




















Q1 - (e)

Q2 - (e)







Guv Bob

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Oct 3, 2014, 5:37:41 PM10/3/14
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Idjit, scents you have bin absunt for awhile, you may not know that all prospective posters must first pass a rigorous admission exam.

Here is it. You must get at least half the questions right. Good luck!

Guv Bob

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Rigorous Alt.Appalachian Admission Exam
Level 1
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Exam Rules:
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1. This exam is "open book" so first open all the books in the vicinity. Then proceed quietly to Rule #2.

2. The only things allowed on your desk during the exam are
(a) computer,
(b) up to three Moon Pies,
(c) a number 2 pencil,
(d) a package of handy wipes to wipe off the number 2,
(e) some YooHoo!, Ara Cee (or Dite Rite) or any 64 oz Bladder Buster(R),
(f) a few bags of Tom's Redskin Peanuts, and
(g) an 8x10 photo of Jethrene Bodine for inspiration (optional).

3. Mail $6 in small unmarked bills to:

Medium IQ Testing Services
Division of Six Bucks International, LLPee
Hank Williams Flee Market, Robo-Warsh & Fambly Fun Zone
7166 Larry Larry Dingleberry Street
Septic City, New Bob OU812

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Exam
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Q1: Which of the thee follering don't belong with thee others?
a. A baboon
b. A chimp
c. A monkey
d. Larry
e. A person of average or above intelligence

Q2: Which of these well-known people dew not belong in the list?
a. Harry Butts
b. Seymour Butts
c. Big Bertha Butts
d. Larry Sniffs Butt Moses Invests
e. A person of average or above intelligence

Answers below.....

Snuffy "Hub Cap" McKinney

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Dec 29, 2015, 7:31:54 PM12/29/15
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Here it is...

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