Idjit, scents you have bin absunt for awhile, you may not know that all prospective posters must first pass a rigorous admission exam.
Here is it. You must get at least half the questions right. Good luck!
Guv Bob
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Rigorous Alt.Appalachian Admission Exam
Level 1
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Exam Rules:
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1. This exam is "open book" so first open all the books in the vicinity. Then proceed quietly to Rule #2.
2. The only things allowed on your desk during the exam are
(a) computer,
(b) up to three Moon Pies,
(c) a number 2 pencil,
(d) a package of handy wipes to wipe off the number 2,
(e) some YooHoo!, Ara Cee (or Dite Rite) or any 64 oz Bladder Buster(R),
(f) a few bags of Tom's Redskin Peanuts, and
(g) an 8x10 photo of Jethrene Bodine for inspiration (optional).
3. Mail $6 in small unmarked bills to:
Medium IQ Testing Services
Division of Six Bucks International, LLPee
Hank Williams Flee Market, Robo-Warsh & Fambly Fun Zone
7166 Larry Larry Dingleberry Street
Septic City, New Bob OU812
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Exam
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Q1: Which of the thee follering don't belong with thee others?
a. A baboon
b. A chimp
c. A monkey
d. Larry
e. A person of average or above intelligence
Q2: Which of these well-known people dew not belong in the list?
a. Harry Butts
b. Seymour Butts
c. Big Bertha Butts
d. Larry Sniffs Butt Moses Invests
e. A person of average or above intelligence
Answers below.....