EPIC POEM: The Story of Larry the Dope

[Newgene McMensa]

"NC Judge SAM J Ervin iv REEKING SEWER OF DEPRAVITY" <jimm...@gmail.com> wrote
>
> For a Beemer to own all my life I've been yearning,
> But now to my shock, all the Beemers are burning.
> They burst into flames when they're idle and sitting
> As their owners scream curses while hopping and spitting.
> Alas,
> http://abcnews.go.com/Business/bmw-mystery-fires-abc-news-investigation/story?id=47335778

Yew no of a feller
Name Larry the dope?
He all ways thee first won
Two pick up the soap.

He live in uh outhouse
Below it, I meen,
He spend awl his time thur
An don't smell that cleen.

Ever oncest in a whal
He will yap about Trump
Then he runs to the curb
And he shows us his rump.

Some call him the mOOner
Whur evers he goes
And he's usually seen
With both thumbs up his nose.

That's the end of the story
Of Larry the sap.
Now I'll go have some brakefest
Maybe take a long nap.

[Newgene McMensa]

Audio version:
http://tinyurl.com/Larry-the-Sap-An-Epic-Pome


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