I saw the sign, it opened up my eyes and I saw the sign.
Larry Suter
You wrote:
>It was a bit of a wank really. I suppose mine's 2, by the way,
>because I got mail from Lupus Yonderboy once or twice.
>Whatever happened to Yonderboy anyway?
I got a new life. You would hardly recognize me, I'm so glad. Why
do I bother when you're not the one for me?
I died, or something like that. It's nice to know that the thought
lives on.
That's right ladies and germs, it's YONDERBOY System 7.0, posting from
his pop's account. Now with BUBBLEHELP! You may be wondering, "What can
YONDERBOY System 7.0 do for me that YONDERBOY 6.7 couldn't?" The
answer: I will spay or neuter your dogs and/or cats and provide them
with artificial testicals that play Feliz Navidad when events warrent.
That's right, they've upped the meds and HE IS BACK!
Didja miss me?
--
===========================> Yonderboy 7.0 <===========================
Nineteen hundred seventy four is the year that they are now planning
for sex on the streets in every major city from coast to coast.
Eli M. Balin
In article <4trot1$a...@sjx-ixn6.ix.netcom.com>,
Larry Suter <su...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>
>So does anyone want to give me a quick synopsis of what's been going on
>here since mid-February?
Kibo returned, but then he left again.
The people who talked about "sovoks" were replaced by some other people
who said "meow."
The people who said "meow" vanished.
Everyone started talking about mushy stuff, leaving me to sit on one end
of the couch, staring at my feet in total silence. I'm _still_ waiting
for them to change the subject.
Lee Bumgarner left usenet three times in as many months.
September has ended, to be replaced by "Thu, Jun 20."
I have been growling almost continually since May, and do not, at this
point, expect to stop until sometime aroung 2516.
--
Eli M. Balin http://www.panix.com/~elibalin elib...@panix.com
Rose Marie Holt
In article <4ts3vc$1...@panix2.panix.com>, elib...@panix.com (Eli M.
Balin) wrote:
Some took the Nerdity test. One of us scored 52 and change.
David DeLaney
elib...@panix.com (Eli M. Balin) writes:
>The people who talked about "sovoks" were replaced by some other people
>who said "meow."
>
>The people who said "meow" vanished.
We did not!
>Everyone started talking about mushy stuff, leaving me to sit on one end
>of the couch, staring at my feet in total silence. I'm _still_ waiting
>for them to change the subject.
You just can't _hear_ us saying "meow" because your couch is Totally Silent!
[Amazing use of McIrvinesque technology there, by the way.] Remember, You're
Allowed to laugh out loud [well, in print anyway] at the mushy stuff they're
talking about...
Dave "mrkgnao?" DeLaney
--
\/David DeLaney d...@panacea.phys.utk.edu "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://enigma.phys.utk.edu/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.
Jaffo
In alt.religion.kibology, d...@panacea.phys.utk.edu (David DeLaney) wrote:
:su...@ix.netcom.com (Larry Suter ) writes:
:>I got a new life.
:
:I _knew_ I'd forgotten to list one of the belifes!
:
:>You would hardly recognize me, I'm so glad. Why
:>do I bother when you're not the one for me?
:
:We hardly recognized you in the first place. Usenet's like that. Glad to hear
:that neither Ellen nor Jaffo is secretly you.
Nope. He's actually our love child. We're so proud. <G>
Jaffo
--
Jaffo, I love your morality, but sometimes it overrides
your common sense. - eho...@onramp.net
http://rampages.onramp.net/~jaffo/ alt.politics.jaffo