Re: Dollies in Xmas bondage
Alex Suter
>Three bass players. Yeah, that would like totally rock.
THREE bass players? There'd be no one to date.
Noone dates the bass player.
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TeaLady (Mari C.)
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> Kevin S. Wilson <res...@spro.net> wrote:
>>Three bass players. Yeah, that would like totally rock.
>
> THREE bass players? There'd be no one to date.
>
> Noone dates the bass player.
>
Yes they do.
My mate is a bass player.
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Rose Marie Holt
asu...@xenon.Stanford.EDU (Alex Suter) wrote:
This would explain my daughter. She plays bass. How do flute and piano
players do?
Whatever, I am going to encourage her to play the bass until she is 30.
And stay away from aging British pop stars.
Alex, I missed you!
Jeremy D. Impson
> This would explain my daughter. She plays bass.
She also ignores email from complete strangers!!
--Jeremy
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Rose Marie Holt
"Jeremy D. Impson" <jdim...@acm.spam.org> wrote:
> On Sun, 25 Dec 2005, Rose Marie Holt wrote:
>
> > This would explain my daughter. She plays bass.
>
> She also ignores email from complete strangers!!
>
> --Jeremy
Well, of course you arent complete strangers. You are my friends which
is too creepy for her.
Best
Marie
Alex Suter
>asu...@xenon.Stanford.EDU (Alex Suter) wrote:
>> THREE bass players? There'd be no one to date.
>>
>> Noone dates the bass player.
>
>Yes they do.
>My mate is a bass player.
Peter Noone is having an affair with your mate.
I'm sorry you have to find out like this, but as I
mentioned, Noone dates the bass player. He travels
the world finding those who play bass, and occasionally
rhythm guitar. Once found, he aggresively woos and
wins said musician. Few can withstand the wiles of
Noone.
It's a similar program to the one pursued by David
Crosby, who travels the world impregnating lesbians.
It is a public service, and we owe them our gratitude.
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Alex Suter
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Alex Suter
>This would explain my daughter. She plays bass. How do flute and piano
>players do?
* Flute players have early sexual experiences at band camp.
* Piano players hear less and less while banging more and more
until finally they have gone totally deaf and are in a
constant state of orgasm. Word of advice to aging, deaf
piano players: drink lots of liquids.
* Saxophone players follow around sultry women and provide
their soundtrack, which is a form of voyeurism I suppose.
* Drummers have sex with everything. Seriously. Everything.
Hide the fish.
>Alex, I missed you!
And now you're reloading?
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Alex Suter
asu...@cs.stanford.edu
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Rose Marie Holt
asu...@xenon.Stanford.EDU (Alex Suter) wrote:
ACK! No more band camp until you're 35!
Otto Bahn
> When will we plan after Ayn admires the accessible federation's flame?
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! STOP IT! STOP IT! NO!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP MAKING ME THINK OF AYN RAND!
> This document contains frames, which cannot be edited. The original document is attached.
Topping off the motherfscking weirdness, when I hit reply, OE
gives me this stupid message, as if it knows Ayn is just plain
WRONG.
You people.
--oTTo--
Rose Marie Holt
"Otto Bahn" <GoAheadK...@Blew.Devels.com> wrote:
> "Rose Marie Holt" <rmh...@mindspring.com> wrote
>
> > When will we plan after Ayn admires the accessible federation's flame?
No I didnt.
I NEVER mention A-- R---.
>
> AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! STOP IT! STOP IT! NO!
> FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP MAKING ME THINK OF AYN RAND!
You first
>
> You people.
Ditto
>
> --oTTo--
Otto Bahn
>> You people.
>
> Ditto
I am not people!
Oh...crap...I hate you.
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David DeLaney
> "Otto Bahn" <GoAheadK...@Blew.Devels.com> wrote:
>> "Rose Marie Holt" <rmh...@mindspring.com> wrote
>>
>> > When will we plan after Ayn admires the accessible federation's flame?
>
>No I didnt.
>
>I NEVER mention A-- R---.
There's a spammer coming through, forging messages from ARKites and xposting
to another group too (alt.punk here - SORRY, TENNESSEE PUNKS!), to try to get
attention or clix on the spammer's website. Luckily said spammer didn't realize
that lots of people read Usenet in text form, so that having his spam all on
one line that stretches way off the right side of the screen is not really
conducive to getting people to "click" on the "link" with their "m0use".
Dave
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