OT Happy Halloween quickies

[phyllis]

Where do vampires live?
In the Vampire State Building.

Why does a witch ride on a broom?
Vacuum cleaners have to be plugged into the wall.

What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.

What do you call a wicked witch who lives by the sea?
A sand-witch

Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
The whatwolves and the whenwolves.

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin goblin.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
It had no body to dance with.

Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up.

What is a vampires favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel.

Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he's always goblin.

What do you call serious rocks?
Gravestones.

What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
"Toasty ghosty."

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