Creatine

[Tiger Would]

So I just touched down and landed in the group
to see of all things,.......a topic about creatine!

Great I thought, just what I want to kick around,
will it help? Is it relevant? But for the life of me,
I couldn't glean much out of that thread. It was
longer than the time granny's shawl got hooked
on the outhouse door, and it smelled nearly as
bad.

So yesterday I bought a bottle of "amplified
creatine". I suppose its kinda like regular creatine
but much louder. I did put my ear down to the
jar and listened I could hear the ocean. I digress.

I barely managed to swig down 2 of the very
large tablets. They were so big that I rechecked
the directions to make sure I was putting them
in the right end.

This morning the first thing I noticed was that i
woke up. But I still felt like the tooth fairy snuck
in overnight and beat me with a broomstick. That's
when I realized an overnight miracle hadn't occurred.

So I have a couple of questions.........

Do ya think this stuff might "kick in"?
Could it be harmful?
Is a dog's mouth really cleaner than a humans?

If you aren't a doctor in real life, but play one on the
internet, I will entertain your prognosis.

If you are a real doctor in real life, shouldn't you
be studying charts right now?

sincerely, and particularly,
Mark, friend to animals
--
tiger