Blondes Having Fun!

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bobbie sellers

Nov 30, 2006, 12:50:50 PM11/30/06

Tis the season to be jolly and even blondes like me
should have more fun.

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Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: (Eric A. Seiden)
Subject: Puzzling blondes
Keywords: smirk, heard it
Date: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 19:30:01 PST
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One day a man was working in a bar and five blondes came in and ordered ten
bottles of champagne. They sat down at a table then three more blondes came

The eight blondes started up a chant, cheering loudly, "54 days, 54 days, 54

Soon, two more blondes came in carrying a framed child's Mickey Mouse jigsaw
puzzle. Now the blondes started chanting even louder as they poured the
champagne and had a huge celebration.

Finally, dying of curiosity, the bartender walked over and asked what
exactly they were celebrating for. "We have just proven that all blondes
aren't dumb. The side of this jigsaws box says 2 to 4 years but we completed
it in just 54 days!"

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bobbie sellers - bliss at california dot com

The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make
nothing for themselves. /Aside from beautiful bridges and vast/
/freeways and tran-uranic elements, very little indeed./

Roger Burns

Nov 30, 2006, 7:38:26 PM11/30/06
In New York City lived a man who was a very militant atheist but
he sent his son to Trinity School because, despite its Christian roots,
it was a great school. After a month, the boy comes home and says
casually, "By the way Dad, do you know what Trinity means? It means the
Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost."

The father can barely control his rage. He seizes his son by the
shoulders and declares, "Danny, I'm going to tell you something now and
I want you never to forget it. There is only one God and we don't
believe in Him!"

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