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Gretchen Whitmer voting Michigan home inspector busted pleasuring himself with Elmo doll, cops say
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Leroy N. Soetoro
Apr 9, 2021, 3:23:23 PM4/9/21
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He was tickled by Elmo.
A home inspector in Michigan was allegedly caught on a camera pleasuring
himself with an Elmo doll in a customer’s house, according to cops.
Kevin Wayne VanLuven, 59, is accused of pulling the creepy move in the
nursery of a 22-year-old woman’s home in Oxford Township on March 12,
according to The Smoking Gun, which cited police.
VanLuven — who was hired by the homeowner to inspect the property before a
sale —was busted when a web camera alerted her to motion in the room,
according to police.
The camera feed then allegedly showed him touching himself with the
stuffed Sesame Street character, prompting her to call 911.
When sheriff’s deputies confronted VanLuven, he claimed to have only moved
the doll to look at an electrical outlet, according to the report.
But when officers told him there was a camera in the nursery, VanLuven
allegedly made incriminating statements and apologized.
He was charged with aggravated indecent exposure and malicious destruction
of property and was booked into the Oakland County jail.
A judge also ordered him to undergo a mental health evaluation and banned
him from being alone on residential properties that don’t belong to him.
As of Thursday, he was being held in jail in lieu of a $2,500 bond. He
faces up to two years in prison.
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He was tickled by Elmo.
A home inspector in Michigan was allegedly caught on a camera pleasuring
himself with an Elmo doll in a customer’s house, according to cops.
Kevin Wayne VanLuven, 59, is accused of pulling the creepy move in the
nursery of a 22-year-old woman’s home in Oxford Township on March 12,
according to The Smoking Gun, which cited police.
VanLuven — who was hired by the homeowner to inspect the property before a
sale —was busted when a web camera alerted her to motion in the room,
according to police.
The camera feed then allegedly showed him touching himself with the
stuffed Sesame Street character, prompting her to call 911.
When sheriff’s deputies confronted VanLuven, he claimed to have only moved
the doll to look at an electrical outlet, according to the report.
But when officers told him there was a camera in the nursery, VanLuven
allegedly made incriminating statements and apologized.
He was charged with aggravated indecent exposure and malicious destruction
of property and was booked into the Oakland County jail.
A judge also ordered him to undergo a mental health evaluation and banned
him from being alone on residential properties that don’t belong to him.
As of Thursday, he was being held in jail in lieu of a $2,500 bond. He
faces up to two years in prison.
--
"LOCKDOWN", left-wing COVID fearmongering. 95% of COVID infections
recover with no after effects.
No collusion - Special Counsel Robert Swan Mueller III, March 2019.
Officially made Nancy Pelosi a two-time impeachment loser.
Donald J. Trump, cheated out of a second term by fraudulent "mail-in"
ballots. Report voter fraud: sf.n...@mail.house.gov
Thank you for cleaning up the disaster of the 2008-2017 Obama / Biden
fiasco, President Trump.
Under Barack Obama's leadership, the United States of America became the
The World According To Garp. Obama sold out heterosexuals for Hollywood
queer liberal democrat donors.
President Trump boosted the economy, reduced illegal invasions, appointed
dozens of judges and three SCOTUS justices.
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