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Best of Al Goldstein..8 hours of rants, parodies, satire etc.

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Best of Al Goldstein Tape 1 (2 hours) TRADES WELCOME

1. Midnight Blue introduction 01:16
2. TWA round the world trip 05:26
3. Blockbuster Video sucks 06:30
4. "I'm a big fat Jew" 06:55
5. Porn is a fantasy - Candy Hill intro 12:10
6. "You can't scam a Jew"...Richard Lewin 15:56
7. Blow job lottery 16:55
8. American Airlines - Robert Crandall 19:10
9. Ed Faber's broken clock 21:40
10. Spy Magazine 23:30
11. Carmine's Restaurant 24:05
12. The Fishing Channel 28:16
13. Al is a mail order junkie 29:15
14. Rebecca Lord (brief) "I love to suck Al" 29:30
15. "Don't suck cock in California" 32:35
16. "Porsche cars kills Jews" 33:20
17. Crossfire clip CNN 34:05
18. Tiffany Million intro 36:05
19. "Pat Conroy…F.U.!" 38:15
20. CBS 60 Minutes Death Sweepstakes 39:20
21. "Circuit City sales help sucks!" 41:35
22. Crossfire clip #2 42:35
23. Al's Tips for the well dressed man 45:00
24. Al's "Old food report" 46:25
25. "Al's review of "Boogie Nights" 48:15
26. JC Penney Perm Sale...Yeast Infection 49:25
27. Miniature Food 51:25
28. Grey Poopoo 52:00
29. Addiction to food, not cocaine 55:10
30. Crossfire clip #3 55:45
31. Charlie Sheen and marriage 57:40
32. Pat Buchanan is a turd 1:00:45
33. TWA Shit #1 1:05:30
34. "Playboy's Hefner, F.U.!" 1:07:50
35. "Spy Magazine, Mark Kramer F.U.!" 1:11:05
36. TWA shit #2 1:15:15
37. New York's 61st Street sucks 1:17:45
38. "Tora, Tora, Tora…Sony makes shit!" 1:19:45
39. Wasa bread law suit victory 1:22:05
40. The Mind of Al Goldstein..."Indians Casinos" 1:25:10
41. "I want my crab meat the right way!" 1:28:15
42. "It's not TV…It's MB TV" 1:28:45
43. Airline Update 1:31:10
44. Advisory TV sucks 1:33:25
45. Cigars…"Anyone know what a cock looks like?" 1:37:25
46. "Casa Brazil sucks" 1:38:45
47. TWA Shit #3 1:39:30
48. Technophobia…."Computer nerds get a life!" 1:42:45
49. Bunny Ranch Bordello sucks!" 1:49:10
50. "Handsome men F.U.!" 1:45:50
51. Television City....David Leederman 1:53:00
52. "I Love Ribs!" 1:54:35
53. Sports fans of the world F.U.! 1:56:00
54. Uncle Louie's "Home Humiliation machine" 1:58:15
55. Al's broken heart (end)
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Best of Al Goldstein Tape 2 (2 hours)

1. The Mind of Al Goldstein - "Sunday Morning Bible Hour"
2. Elph Cameras
3. No reservations at China Fun Restaurant
4. Mary "Cunt" Bryant - Ragtime
5. Banner Express Trucking sucks
6. Drew Friedman
7. Dan Wakefield
8. Let Al eat your wife or girlfriend
9. Great Moments in Cinema history
10. Al loves cigars - Yankel Ginzburg
11. Donald Duck blow job tape
12. Bobby Slayton on answering machine
13. Al's Los Angeles report
14. Sharper Image
15. The perils of parking in NY
16. Magazine Fever - This old house
17. Ron Jeremy will f*ck anything
18. Bordello Update
19. Sit on my face song
20. Sony bashing time
21. Amsterdam
22. Frogaine
23. The Mind of Al Goldstein - "I'm boring"
24. Ragtime
25. Gadget - Manny's wrong address
26. Cigar Tester
27. Mort Zuckerman TWA
28. McDonalds Baked Apple Pie
29. Insights on old age
30. Hedgehog update
31. Al's Festering Fascist Feminist Report
32. Catalogue Fever - "Danmark"
33. 555-TOAD
34. Sensitive thoughts with Al Goldstein
35. Pizza boy
36. Catalogue Fever - "The TV you wear"
37. Peter
38. Fantasies of an old Jew
39. Stupid Nissan ad
40. Judge David Saxe & Jerome Halpern (I miss Las Vegas)
41. I love watches
42. Airline update
43. 555-LOSR
44. Uncle Louie's Gas Vibrator
45. Outrage of the week - Carlyle Hotel
46. Midnight Blue-pers
47. The Good, The Bad & The Ugly - American West Airlines
48. Hillshire Farm
49. Travel update
50. Jules Verne Restaurant f*ck you
51. Cuba
52. Chicken breasts
53. Al goes to the movies
54. AVN awards
55. Congress & commercials
56. Radio City Music hall
57. NYC cab drivers F.U.!
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Best of Al Goldstein Tape 3 (2 hours)

1. GQ magazine
2. The Mind of Al Goldstein - "All men are created equal…Bullshit!"
3. Divorce Lawyer update #1 - Louis Teitel
4. Dr. Alvin "The Tongue" Goldstein
5. Al gets thrown out of Carmine's Restaurant
6. Al selling "f*cking" watch…$9000.00
7. Divorce lawyer update #2 - David Ettinger
8. Happy days are here again - "Free at last"
9. Nissan Altima parody
10. Abe Lebewohl
11. How to "eat pussy" with Ron Jeremy and Little Cinderella part 1
12. NY district attorney Robert Morgenthau
13. How to "eat pussy" part 2
14. Goodbye Phil Donahue
15. Tag Heuer ads
16. Travel report - Florida & Hong Kong
17. "The man in the street…Who cares?"
18. American Airlines - Robert Crandell
19. Time Warner's Gerald Levin Gangster Rap
20. Al's words of wisdom
21. Showgirls
22. Tax wise money junk mail
23. "Take a "Halperin", not a crap".
24. Mellow time with Al
25. Soloflab 1-555-flabby
26. Help Al get stuff wholesale
27. Divorce lawyer update #3 Halperin
28. Ron Jeremy's guide to cunnilingus
29. Al welcomes the new serf
30. Saveur Magazine
31. Brouhaha
32. Barney
33. Oprah and meat
34. To cum or not to cum
35. Uncle Louie's crime fighter sale
36. Judge Frank G. Theis
37. The Who's gayest hits
38. Al wants a walking stick
39. GTE Airfone sucks
40. Lousy prenuptial
41. Jerome Halperin
42. Duracell batteries

AL GOLDSTEIN TAPE 4 (2 Hours)

1. Montel Willams & other talks shows
2. Joan Rivers
3. Where's the porno? Blockbuster Video
4. Big Wong Restaurant
5. Rush Limbaugh
6. Swampfoof
7. American Airlines
8. Janet Reno
9. USAir
10. The Nuba Tribe
11. Idiot Congressmen
12. Linda Florentino
13. John Stossell 20/20
14. MCI circle of friends
15. Lotteries
16. Bice Restaurant
17. The Horrors of Dating 1
18. Al Goldstein Humidor
19. The Horrors of Dating 2
20. Al's all out of small talk
21. Bill Maher F.U.!
22. Rupert Murdock F.U.
23. 555-NUKE
24. Bodily Function TV commericals
25. Bad NYC restaurants
26. Court TV
27. The Horrors of Dating 3
28. Body Language Lingerie
29. Al on Sally J.R. clip
30. Forte Posthouse London hotel F.U.!
31. 98%
32. Sony bashing time
33. Dr. Kevorkian Home Suicide Kit
34. U.S. Customs
35. Thighmaster
36. Amsterdam
37. Army - Be All You Can Be
38. Old Irish cops
39. Al Goldstein's Greatest Hits
40. Carl Icahn prenup
41. Crisis in Miami Beach
42. Pussy Juice
43. The Amazing Spare Rib
44. Al Golstein on Conan O'Brien 1999

Al's movies

SCREWED (1996)...Al Goldstein, Ron Jeremy, Leena, Curtis Sliwa, Michael J.
Anderson and others

S.O.S…1975

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TRADING PORN STAR INTERVIEWS ON VIDEO, TALK SHOWS

NEED VANESSA DEL RIO, MARILYN CHAMBERS, TERI STARR, AMBER LYNN, DEBORAH WELLS,
TERA PATRICK, JENNA JAMESON, EDEN RAE, LAUREN HALL, TANYA RIVERS, JEANNA
FINE, ANITA BLONDE AND OTHERS.

COLINS SLEASY FRIENDS....(Colin Malone... has
1/2 show on current porn stars out in LA. Also partner Dino). This show
is funny..check it out. Interviews stars and what's happening in their careers.
Brief flashes of tits and ass while dancing at end.....DIRECT FROM UNCENSORED
SATELLITE......BIG UGLY DISH !!!!

TAPE 9
First 30min...guest Nicole Lace (a ball of energy, perky, cute personality)
Second 30min...guest Laura Palmer
Third 30 min..guest Jonni Black
Fourth 30 min..guest Taylor Hayes..one fine brunette
Fifth 30min..on the set of filming of "Hot Buttered Blues" porn
movie....Rare shots of Misty Rain...Ron Jeremy (the hedge hog)....Colin
talks with Misty Rain, Sunny, Laura Palmer...Louisiana Guitar Red.

TAPE 14
COLINS SLEASY FRIENDS...
FIRST 30min...Tiffany Million guest.

TAPE 36
COLINS SLEASY FRIENDS
FIRST 30min......Guest..... Brittney O'Connel and Ashley Renee
SECOND 30min....Guest... Summer Knight
THIRD 30min....Guest....Alicia Rio
FOURTH 30min...Guest...Ken Ober from Comedy Central....Porn star Raylene
...nice tits

TAPE 39
COLINS SLEASY FRIENDS
FIRST 30min...Guest Misty Rain
SECOND 30min...Guest Lisa Ann
THIRD 30min...Guest Ruby and Brooke Ashley
FOURTH 30min...Guest Dallas D' Amour and Kim Kataine

TAPE 41
COLIN'S SLEASY FRIENDS
FIRST 30min....Guest Tonya Hartley
SECOND 30min..Guests...Jonni Black and Lil' Bit
THIRD 30min...various out takes remote shot unseen footage, Jonni
Black, July 5th bar-b-q footage, Raylene, Candy Apples and others in a
pool. Carresa Savage and Jordan Lee at birthday party.
FOURTH 30min....Guest Nico Treasures

TAPE 42
COLINS SLEASY FRIENDS
LAST 30MIN...Midori and the Actors Gang

TAPE 136
COLINS SLEASY FRENDS
FIRST 30min...Guest Sid Deuce
SECOND 30min...Guest Kay London & Shae Roberts
THIRD 30min...Guest Shauna Edwards and Mary Lynn Rijskub from Larry
Sanders show.
FOURTH 30min...Guest....Holli Wood and Allyssa Love

TAPE 176
COLINS SLEASY FRIENDS...recorded in SVHS
FIRST 30 min...Guest Leena...talks about gang bang with young dudes in Europe.
SECOND 30min...Guests Misty Rain, Lauren Montgomery and Jane Hamsher
THIRD 30min...Guests Max Hardcore, Marilyn Star and Phyllisha Anne
FORTH 30min...Guests Dee and Ecstacy

TAPE 230
COLIN'S SLEASY FRIENDS....Guest Roxanne Hall, Summer Night, ....Chino
Moreno & Stephen Carpenter from the Deftones.

TAPE 231
COLIN'S SLEASY FRIENDS
FIRST 30 min....On set of making of xxx video.
Raylene, Julie Rage, Jackie Lick, Jeff Hickey, Insane Clown Posse.
SECOND 30 min...Guest Nikki Tyler and Charlie (picture jitters a little,
but watchable).


TAPE 239
COLIN'S SLEASY FRIENDS
1.MATT ZANE AND HIS GIRLS
2. BLINK 182 & MISCHA LYNN
3. ON THE SET OF "CONFESSIONS OF HOLLYWOOD WIVES"....NICK EAST, TINA TYLER,
RUBY (INTERVIEWS TOPLESS AND STRIPS OFF HER CLOTHES), CANDY APPLES, ROXANNE
HALL TOPLESS, SHEILA FOXX, JOHN DECKER.
4. MELLISA HILL, JESSICA DARLIN (with redish hair), RARE INTERVIEW CLIP OF
VERONICA BRAZIL.

TAPE 242 COLIN SLEASY FRIENDS
1. REBECCA BARDOUX (show 1)
2. FELICIA....adorable
3. TRICIA DEVERAUX & ROB BLACK
4. JASMINE ST. CLAIRE..talks about the 300 man gang bang she shot just a few
days earlier. Bob and Dave from HBO'S MR. SHOW also.

TAPE 243
COLIN SLEASY FRIENDS.
1. JACKLYN LICK & DEVA STATION
2. SINDY COXX & NICO TREASURES
3. CHARLIE & RANDI RAGE
4. NASTY TIMMY, RANDI STORM & TINA BURNER

TAPE 244
COLIN SLEASY FRIENDS
1. SHANE..with group SIZE 14 who sing song they wrote about Shane.
2. JULIE RAGE wears killer black satin pants and bikini top. Brianna Bliss
great looking blonde. They both tongue kiss each other, Julie licks her tits.
Julie Rage stick out her long tongue and Colin goes nuts!! Awesome! Great close
up too. Lexi Lee joins in later with other 2. Great show.
3. RAYVENESS...big real tits, wears black dress, dances topless at end.
4. MAX HARDCORE AND BARBIE ANGEL (THIS ONE IS FUNNY)

TAPE 245
COLIN SLEASY FRIENDS
1. REBECCA BARDOUX (show 2)
2. KORN, TABITHA STEVENS
3. INARI VACHS (great looking face) & SOLVEIG (black girl)
4. RON JEREMY....one of the early Colin shows...funny.

TAPE 275.
1. At pool party. Colin interviews them on living room couch...DEVA STATION,
JACKLYN LICK, RAYLENE, REBECCA LORD, HEATHER HUNTER..... ALLISA LOVE, HOLLI
WOODS (both get nude). lots of misc. girls nude in water playing around.

COLINS SLEASY FRIENDS
1.TAYLOR HAYES (show 2)
2. MIDORI AND CHARMAINE SINCLAIRE
3. JASMINE ST. CLAIRE
4.MARILYN STAR & SARAH SILVERMAN (COMIC)

COLINS SLEASY FRIENDS
1. Maynard from TOOL, Porn star TYE, dating game skit.
2. Kimberly Jade, Alexandra Silk, Lexus & band FYF.
3. Raylene, Tom Byron, Rob Black talk about the break up with Elegant Angel
and Patrick Collins, clips from Rob Black movie with Mila.
4. Black porn stars Monique & Mocha


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''The Charlie Show"..XXX Live big dish PPV with viewer call ins..(early 98)
..not the name of the show but should be. If you like adult star Charlie this
is one cool tape!
It's "The Mating Game". Three adult starts try to win a sex encounter with
guy behind the panel.
This is the first time I saw Charlie and the same with all the viewers. At
this time she didn't have a fan club yet. Everyone is blown away on how good
looking she is. During the show all the viewers call in asking Charlie
questions and ignore the others. Charlie is overwhelmed with everyone asking
for her. After many calls asking for Charlie, host Jonathan Morgan starts
saying, "welcome to the Charlie Show!" Although Charlie had done many videos,
no one knew who she was. Late in the show Charlie and a beautiful Wildcat have
some xxx fun including toys. Also has a great looking Timber, Sante Fe. 1 hour
30 min

Other AL GOLDSTEIN interviews......

CHRISTY CANYON...(date around 1990)...this 20 minute interview I actually sent
to Christy herself, cause she never saw the interview on video. Glad to be of
service Christy!!!!!.. who I met in person at video store in 93. Awesome in
person!!!...Talks about why she left the biz in mid 80's. Why there's nothing
wrong with xxx videos. Her favorite films she's made. Relationship with family.
Her friendship with Ron Jeremy. What style of xxx films she prefers, and
more...20 min.

SEKA....2 separate interviews. Rare footage of her in strip club from 1980 plus
interview. Plus another one from mid 80's with Al. Talks about a lot of stuff,
fan club custom cassettes, and how she was a virgin on her wedding night.
Around 25 min. for both.
Also, SEKA on CNBC REAL PERSONAL 1994



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ADULT STARS
ANNETTE HAVEN (RARE) 50MIN..1990. .PEOPLE ARE TALKING (local talk show from
S.F.).. .Annette Haven, Ginger Lynn, Angel Kelly, Nina Hartley, local
strippers, Jim Mitchell of the Mitchell Bros.

JENNA JAMESON ON LATER (NBC) - AUGUST 2000 30 MIN.

BURNED OUT PORN STARS....FOX FILES 3/23/99....Linda Lovelace, Savannah footage
with her mom, John Holmes, John Holmes widow, Sharon Mitchell, Luke Ford. 11
MINUTES
CHRISTINA ANGEL..Montel Williams 94..wants to keep making adult films but
husband wants her to stop.
FELICIA ------ TIGHT SHOTS....Felicias only boy/girl scenes on video. also
Shane Tyler, Rebecca Lords 2hrs. #337
GINGER LYNN...HARD COPY 1992...(In progress) 10 minutes.
GINGER LYNN...RARE audio cassette of her on local talk show, talking about her
time in jail and the visitors she had in her cell, her running in to Traci
Lords while auditioning for the same role for tv show and other misc stuff.
Very interesting. A must have for Ginger Lynn fans.


MTV "I'M A PORN STAR" 90 MIN.....aired once and was ordered pulled by executive
at MTV as being to raunchy...not to be aired again if ever...one clip showed
baby maker on Stephanie Swifts chin... (Chloe, Missy, Stephanie Swift, Brooke
Ashley talks about the day she found out she tested positive for HIV. Sharon
Mitchell, Jim South, Mr. Marcus, Tiffany Million, Veronica Hart, J.D. Ram,
Shelby, Tabitha Stevens, Rob Black, Nina Hartley, Kid Sparkle, Ron Jeremy, Brad
Armstrong, Ian Daniels, Jim South, Stephen Hirsh, Ed Powers. Footage of
shooting of an adult film. Salaries of adult stars.
ROLANDA...Tori Wells, Samantha Fox (Roommates), Hyapatia Lee, Georgina Spelvin,
Robert Bulach....45:00.
SAVANNA...E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY...2HRS...features Jeana Fine, Raquel Darrien,
Randy Spears, Steve Hirsh, Paul Thomas.
SHAUNA GRANT....DEATH OF A PORN QUEEN...1988...one hour
documentary on Coleen Applegate. With Coleens parents and friends, Laurie
Smith, Danielle Martin, Bobby Hollander, Jim South, Jerry Butler, Steve Hicks
(Penthouse photographer), Brief appearance by Ginger Lynn, Jeanna Fine, Barbara
Dare, Janette Littledove. Also have ET cover story 3/99 #341
STRIPPERS - SALLY J.R...."Big Breasted and Proud" 1992....Tiffany Towers, April
Lynn Paris, Honey Mellons, Lynden Johnson, Susie Boobies, Kayla Cleavage, Letha
Weapons, Topsi Curvy. 1 hour with comm.
TAWNY PEAKS..(Stripper)...The Peoples Court....Tawny being sued for $15,000 for
her slamming her tits on a guys forehead during bachelor party, claims he
injured his neck...Funny.. #303
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