********I LOVED JOHN RITTER!!!************
flaXagg
<p...@petitmorte.net> writes...
>On Fri, 12 Sep 2003 22:49:18 +0100, Peter J Ross's long-suffering
>mother turned her back for just a moment, and Peter J Ross did *this*
>to alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>
>>On Fri, 12 Sep 2003 21:12:34 GMT, Melvalena's long-suffering mother
>>turned her back for just a moment, and Melvalena did *this* to
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>>
>>>In article <3f61f8fd$0$2945$df06...@news.sexzilla.net>, as...@mail.gr
>>>says...
>>>> [Quoting fixed.]
>>>>
>>>> Dirk Diggler <Dirkdiggle...@lycos.com> did this:
>>>> > "Lisa Corkery" <lisac...@rogersismean.com> wrote in message
>>>> > news:2Pj8b.440666$4UE.1...@news01.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com...
>>>> >>
>>>> >> "Russell B" <hotrev...@hawaii.com> wrote in message
>>>> >> news:sm73mv4penjraguke...@4ax.com...
>>>> >>
>>>> >> > SURE, WE POKED FUN AT YOU FOR THE CHARACTER YOU PLAYED IN
>>>> >> > _THREE'S COMPANY_, BUT YOU KNEW JUST AS WELL AS WE DID THAT WE
>>>> >> > WERE REALLY LAUGHING AT OURSELVES--WE RESPECTED YOU, JOHN, AND I
>>>> >> > HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT IN OUR HEARTS WE NEVER WANTED TO GET
>>>> >> > "RITTER" YOU.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Oh my god, I just can't believe this one. I don't think I want to hear any
>>>> >> more news for a long long time
>>>> >
>>>> > I want to bang the drum all day, and flonk the vampire!
>>>> >
>>>> > LOOK AT ME! I'M 11 YEARS OLD AND I CAN SPAM NEWSGROUPS!!!!!!!!
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > GET A FUCKING JOB AND STOP BEING SHIT HEADS.
>>>>
>>>> Please, Mr Diggler (if that _is_ your real name), someone just died.
>>>> Is a response like yours really necessary? Have you no decorum? Have
>>>> you no propriety? Have you no fond memories of John Ritter to share?
>>>>
>>>> We here in the Flonk may not be the best behaved Usenetizens - just
>>>> the other day, one of our regulars cursed in a non-jovial manner - but
>>>> when a contributor crossposts an article to our fair newsgroup in
>>>> which he expresses his feelings for a deceased person in a few
>>>> heartfelt, considerate, and punny words, we don't spew insults. When
>>>> someone like Lisa Corkery responds to him, we don't call her names.
>>>> Okay, so she didn't include a pun. That doesn't make her an unemployed
>>>> "SHIT HEAD" [sic].
>>>>
>>>> Frankly, Mr Diggler, if you can't think of something to say about John
>>>> Ritter, and can't phrase it so that you make a pun on the man's name,
>>>> you're better off keeping quiet. I must ask you on behalf of Ms
>>>> Corkery, myself, and all our readers not to "Ritter", me, or us with
>>>> any more of your foul-mouthed abuse.
>>>>
>>>
>>>/stands up
>>>
>>>/cheers
>>>
>>>Melvalena
>>
>>P.S. I posted my Johnny-Cash-related post to the John Ritter thread
>>instead of the Johnny Cash thread *on purpose*, honest.
>
>Except that I *didn't*.
>
>Is there no end to the stupid ways in which I can troll myself?
>
>I blame Russell Beeeee for posting them too close together.
>
>>Even the best Ritters earn far too little Cash, anyway.
Q: What do you get when you cross John Ritter with Johnny Cash?
A: Two dead guys named "John".
BWAAAAAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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