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Tehiru

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Nov 24, 2009, 9:05:21 PM11/24/09
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Just happened to flip through an ad on the board and went to
http://ancientblackmagic.com/?gclid=CKXA6ICGpZ4CFcQvpAodD3G7og

Here are some amusing snippets:

"I am your guide through the seven gates. I shall summon the Ancients,
remind them of their pact. My name is Kuma Hassan a direct decedent of
Alhazred himself. I posses the knowledge withheld from Simon,
Lovecraft, and Giger, the knowledge which he dedicated his life to,
refining these rituals in detail. "

"Spellcasting is a science. Precise detail is needed even for the
simplest of castings. I have been trained in the Dark Arts my entire
life, as done for twelve generations in my family. Think about it,
there are twelve hundred years of knowledge at your fingertips. A
hundred dollars may not be much in your life, but with it you can
change aspects in your life such as love, success, and even well
being. I will perform a powerful spell on your behalf. "

"I have gone through every single one of the Necronomicons written
above and many not listed which were written in other languages such
as arabic and hebrew and also greek.I have personally read through
these ancient versions of the true Necronomicon and have come to one
final verdict. Every one of the Necronomicon that is commercially
written are all works of fiction .Everyone except for only one. That
one true book is the Simon Necronomicon."

"Kuma Hassan is the son of Sundi Hassan, also known as the "Fire
Priest." Since the age of five Kuma has been primed to con tinue his
families legacy in giving the World the gift of the Seven Gates. He
traveled to Ancient Sumaria at age 12, within on eyear he had done
what only Sundi had accomplished. By age 13 he was inducted in the
oldest convent known to man "Necron Exmorte." For those who know the
true pronunciation, I ask you to forgive and I'm sure you'll
understand that because of certain institutions I must not reveal it's
true identity or give justification to it's enduring existence. Ten
years after begining his tenure a great war ensued between the
aforementioned conflictors. Kuma and his convent went underground
safely away from thier oppressors. He was said to be dead they
thought, but they were wrong. Kuma survived. His trials and
tribulations though unspeakable, they served him well. Stronger,
wiser, and more intune with all that is. Kuma, dedicated to his study
of Black Magic, has mastered it and is the last in his line and like
the North Star his singular life will guide us in the night and bring
hope to all. "

Who said Juvenal was dead?

Erwin Hessle

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Nov 24, 2009, 9:41:28 PM11/24/09
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On Nov 24, 9:05 pm, Tehiru <tehiru.cha...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Just happened to flip through an ad on the board and went tohttp://ancientblackmagic.com/?gclid=CKXA6ICGpZ4CFcQvpAodD3G7og

So someone's talking a lot of crap about a lot of made-up silly shit?

That's pretty much what you've been doing here for the last few weeks.
Nobody here but you is going to be surprised by this.

Erwin Hessle, 8=3

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