Impressionists On Dave Letterman
CoreyWhite
Dave Letterman tonight. I watched the man doing stand-up impersonation
last night and he was incredible. It was literally like he was able to
shape shift between 10 famous people and celebrities, instantly. You
could not tell the difference between him and the real people. His
voices sounded just like the famous people, and the expression on his
face transformed so well that he actually looked just like them. At
certain points during his performance I could not tell the difference
between him and the real celebrities. And then he even started doing
ventriloquism! I also liked the part in his act where he didn't turn
his back between impressions, and shifted right in front of the camera.
I'm telling you shape shifters are real, and if you want to see one in
the act, watch dave letterman tonight. I'm working on my impressions
in the mirror tonight, because I have a mirror on my desk that I always
look into. When doing hypnosis before, I have learned to lift one
eyebrow, and wiggle my ears. Perfectly naturally. But the problem is
the medication I take effects my muscle system in my face and makes me
look like I am in pain, or angry, or depressed. Kind of twitchy too.
So I've decided I'm going to learn to shape shift, and get my voice
straightened out. Because the medication effects my voice too.
Somehow I just sound like my voice is too deep and it has a little bit
of a slur and accent to it, indicitative some someone with cotton
mouth. I don't know exactly because I can't hear myself very well.
But my ultimate goal isn't to project my voice like a ventrilquist, or
impersonate celebrities. Just to invent a character or identity that
people respond to in real life. Someone who makes them feel good, and
feels agree able. A positive guy you know.
But them maybe I should give them an impression of the wolf. And I
wonder if these impressionists can turn into animals too, and whether
or not they get some of the powers from who they transform into. Once
these guys go into character there is no telling if they are going to
leak classified secrets. And with a little make up they just might
steal your identity.
I've seen it happen before. My ex-girlfriend was replaced with a
doppleganger that looked virtually nothing like her. She claimed to
have just died her hair and gotten plastic surgery, but I knew it
wasn't her. Strange how everyone believed her including her parents.
Still makes me sad.
Tom
"CoreyWhite" <Corey...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Wow, ooh wow.
shut the fuck up
CoreyWhite
They are really good. Why don't you want to watch the show? I bet you
just like Jay Leno. Yeah, that's it. 8)
Brett
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