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jlw...@att.net

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Nov 24, 2005, 10:50:18 AM11/24/05
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Happy Thanksgiving, 2005!

For your enjoyment, here is a trio of BLOG entries that you can feel
free to pass around (or even read aloud!) during this Holiday Weekend!
They are rated PG-13 (the first two, at least) - but please know that
if you do go the "reading aloud" route, it will be *very* easy to clean
up to suit your audience! :-)

To be read in the following order:

1) http://www.livejournal.com/users/jlwn111/37945.html
2) http://www.livejournal.com/users/jlwn111/38218.html
3) http://www.livejournal.com/users/jlwn111/38425.html

Have a wonderful Holiday Weekend!

1by1as1,
I AM Jala*AN.
Lawrence, KS, USA
http://www.the111experience.org
http://www.livejournal.com/users/jlwn111
http://blog.myspace.com/the111experience

polar bear

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Nov 24, 2005, 6:09:14 PM11/24/05
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In article <1132847418.6...@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
jlw...@att.net wrote:

One one one for all, and all for one one one!

pb

Rev. 11D Meow

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Nov 24, 2005, 10:02:40 PM11/24/05
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OOPSY! I read them backwards and my monitor turned inside out.


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John Griffin

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Nov 26, 2005, 6:54:05 AM11/26/05
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jlw...@att.net wrote:

> Happy Thanksgiving, 2005!
>
> For your enjoyment, here is a trio of BLOG entries that you
> can feel free to pass around (or even read aloud!) during this
> Holiday Weekend! They are rated PG-13 (the first two, at
> least) - but please know that if you do go the "reading aloud"
> route, it will be *very* easy to clean up to suit your
> audience! :-)
>
> To be read in the following order:
>
> 1) http://www.livejournal.com/users/jlwn111/37945.html
> 2) http://www.livejournal.com/users/jlwn111/38218.html
> 3) http://www.livejournal.com/users/jlwn111/38425.html

Awesomely lame.

You should post your piffles in newsgroups, so you'd be at hand
whenever someone needs a lamer to slap around. Besides that,
practitioners of weird faiths (Vegetarianity, in your case) are
always worth a few chuckles--even you boring ones.

Bookman

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Nov 26, 2005, 7:05:28 AM11/26/05
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On 26 Nov 2005 11:54:05 GMT, John Griffin <thathi...@yahooie.com>
wrote:

>jlw...@att.net wrote:
>
>> Happy Thanksgiving, 2005!
>>
>> For your enjoyment, here is a trio of BLOG entries that you
>> can feel free to pass around (or even read aloud!) during this
>> Holiday Weekend! They are rated PG-13 (the first two, at
>> least) - but please know that if you do go the "reading aloud"
>> route, it will be *very* easy to clean up to suit your
>> audience! :-)
>>
>> To be read in the following order:
>>
>> 1) http://www.livejournal.com/users/jlwn111/37945.html
>> 2) http://www.livejournal.com/users/jlwn111/38218.html
>> 3) http://www.livejournal.com/users/jlwn111/38425.html
>
>Awesomely lame.
>
>You should post your piffles in newsgroups, so you'd be at hand
>whenever someone needs a lamer to slap around. Besides that,
>practitioners of weird faiths (Vegetarianity, in your case) are
>always worth a few chuckles--even you boring ones.

Yep, and teh omnivore-haters deserve all the slapping around
that comes their way from people who eat normally.

But I'm not surprised that this sort of drivel comes from The People's
Republic of Lawrence. They're like that there - it's a college town,
so it's packed with ignorant, idealistic kids trying to enforce their
nuttiness upon those who know better.

>
>> Have a wonderful Holiday Weekend!
>>
>> 1by1as1,
>> I AM Jala*AN.
>> Lawrence, KS, USA
>> http://www.the111experience.org
>> http://www.livejournal.com/users/jlwn111
>> http://blog.myspace.com/the111experience


ESL!

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Rev. 11D Meow

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Nov 26, 2005, 7:21:07 AM11/26/05
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ALL YOU SHEEP-FUCKING PLANT-EATING NEANDERTHALS
MUST JUMP INTOT HE NEAREST VOLCANO IN ORDER TO
CLEAR YOUR BODY THETANS AT YOUR NEXT AVAILABLE
MOMENT!!!


There's only enough room for me and Barbara Schwarz now.

Begone, Foul Breathers of OUR Polluted Air!!!

HAIL ERIS!!!

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Meltdarok

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Nov 26, 2005, 10:53:18 AM11/26/05
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"John Griffin" <thathi...@yahooie.com> wrote in message
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> jlw...@att.net wrote:
>
>> Happy Thanksgiving, 2005!
>>
>> For your enjoyment, here is a trio of BLOG entries that you
>> can feel free to pass around (or even read aloud!) during this
>> Holiday Weekend! They are rated PG-13 (the first two, at
>> least) - but please know that if you do go the "reading aloud"
>> route, it will be *very* easy to clean up to suit your
>> audience! :-)
>>
>> To be read in the following order:
>>
>> 1) http://www.livejournal.com/users/jlwn111/37945.html
>> 2) http://www.livejournal.com/users/jlwn111/38218.html
>> 3) http://www.livejournal.com/users/jlwn111/38425.html
>
> Awesomely lame.
>
> You should post your piffles in newsgroups, so you'd be at hand
> whenever someone needs a lamer to slap around. Besides that,
> practitioners of weird faiths (Vegetarianity, in your case) are
> always worth a few chuckles--even you boring ones.
>

If you take a moment to think about it, we have all evolved from
a common ancestor. This means that *all* life on earth is a distant
cousin of yours. Of course impractically ethically speaking, this
means that even the Vegans need to do one better in that *no* living
thing should be killed to be eaten.
So it's milk, fruits, and supplements all around!!!
LOL

--
meltdarok
http://hometown.aol.com/meltdarok/


whyzard

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Nov 27, 2005, 1:07:12 AM11/27/05
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Meltdarok wrote:
>
> >> To be read in the following order:
> >>
> >> 1) http://www.livejournal.com/users/jlwn111/37945.html
> >> 2) http://www.livejournal.com/users/jlwn111/38218.html
> >> 3) http://www.livejournal.com/users/jlwn111/38425.html
> >
> >
>
> If you take a moment to think about it, we have all evolved from
> a common ancestor. This means that *all* life on earth is a distant
> cousin of yours. Of course impractically ethically speaking, this
> means that even the Vegans need to do one better in that *no* living
> thing should be killed to be eaten.
> So it's milk, fruits, and supplements all around!!!
> LOL
>

All eating is bad. I propose extremist fundamentalist jainism, where
all eating is seen as evil. The militant ones can also stop breathing.
The saints will stop living. The prophets will even also stop dying.
The angels will end oblivion. The gods will stop non-being. Till there
is nothing, not even nothing will nothing.

> --
> meltdarok
> http://hometown.aol.com/meltdarok/

Zapanaz

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Nov 27, 2005, 2:12:59 AM11/27/05
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On 26 Nov 2005 22:07:12 -0800, "whyzard" <why...@mail.com> wrote:

>All eating is bad. I propose extremist fundamentalist jainism, where
>all eating is seen as evil. The militant ones can also stop breathing.
>The saints will stop living. The prophets will even also stop dying.
>The angels will end oblivion. The gods will stop non-being. Till there
>is nothing, not even nothing will nothing.

yeah let's give that one a shot.

We will add a "not-no-being" party in the next election. We have to
find a smart young man in a tie for a candidate.

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- A short message from your loving God

Meltdarok

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Nov 27, 2005, 3:00:37 AM11/27/05
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> --
> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy
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> http://joecosby.com/

Let's go early up to the vineyards. Let's see whether the vine has budded,
Its blossom is open, And the pomegranates are in flower.
There I will give you my love. (Song of Solomon7:12)

- A short message from your loving God

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Zapanaz

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Nov 27, 2005, 4:05:32 AM11/27/05
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On Sun, 27 Nov 2005 08:00:37 GMT, "Meltdarok" <melt...@aol.com>
wrote:

>
>
>"Zapanaz" <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote in message
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>> --
>> Zapanaz
>> International Satanic Conspiracy
>> Customer Support Specialist
>> http://joecosby.com/
>
>Let's go early up to the vineyards. Let's see whether the vine has budded,
>Its blossom is open, And the pomegranates are in flower.
>There I will give you my love. (Song of Solomon7:12)
>
>- A short message from your loving God

no thanks, no time for the old in-out love, I've just come to read the
meter.


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That's not a pillow, it's an amish land mine.
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Meltdarok

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Nov 27, 2005, 9:59:15 AM11/27/05
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"Zapanaz" <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote in message

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> On Sun, 27 Nov 2005 08:00:37 GMT, "Meltdarok" <melt...@aol.com>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>
>>"Zapanaz" <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote in message
>>news:d2nio11al345bsrs1...@4ax.com...
>>> --
>>> Zapanaz
>>> International Satanic Conspiracy
>>> Customer Support Specialist
>>> http://joecosby.com/
>>
>>Let's go early up to the vineyards. Let's see whether the vine has
>>budded,
>>Its blossom is open, And the pomegranates are in flower.
>>There I will give you my love. (Song of Solomon7:12)
>>
>>- A short message from your loving God
>
> no thanks, no time for the old in-out love, I've just come to read the
> meter.
>

Actually, I'm still refering to *vegetarianism*!!!
LOL!!!

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Barbara Schwarz

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Nov 27, 2005, 7:30:12 PM11/27/05
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Rev. 11D Meow wrote:
> ALL YOU SHEEP-FUCKING PLANT-EATING NEANDERTHALS
> MUST JUMP INTOT HE NEAREST VOLCANO IN ORDER TO
> CLEAR YOUR BODY THETANS AT YOUR NEXT AVAILABLE
> MOMENT!!!
>
>
> There's only enough room for me and Barbara Schwarz now.
>
> Begone, Foul Breathers of OUR Polluted Air!!!
>
> HAIL ERIS!!!

Ahem, my I kindly remind you, kitten, that I did not marry you? But if
it is any consolidation I also did not elope with "Rev." Stangl.


Barbara Schwarz

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http://www.alarmgermany.org/
http://bernie.cncfamily.com/sc/sitemap.htm
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http://www.datafilter.com/mc
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Rev. 11D Meow

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Nov 27, 2005, 10:29:40 PM11/27/05
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You can have the couch then, Barbara.

I still can't figure out why everyone is so damned mean to you on Usenet.


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Grendel-_-

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Nov 28, 2005, 8:51:32 AM11/28/05
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What´s wrong to being a monster?

-Grendel

John Griffin

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Nov 28, 2005, 11:30:20 AM11/28/05
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"Grendel-_-" <spacelo...@gmail.com> wrote:

> What´s wrong to being a monster?
>
> -Grendel

Monsters are stupid. But even that's okay, unless you're also a
fuckin' harelip.

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