BOOGA: An Introduction
Tim Maroney
channel of cosmic entity BOOGA BOOGA, which am knowing that all
things be one to one who be all with things that is or can be.
Me bring cosmic light and free prizes for all. Me mind am like
candy and should be licked not crunched between sharp sharp pointy
teeth ouch. We is coming to Earth-planet-world so that we may come
to Earth-planet-world and be seen by them what sees. Too long has
you suffered in slavery-subjection-nastiness and touched the squinchy
bits of FGREPSTER who is the Anti-BOOGA which is a thing which you
has been ruled by too. Reduce the smell by fifty percent guaranteed!
Dilute like Mark Spitz-owl-warrior-raven-footpad with industry and
skill to win the Golden Medal of Enlightenment-Truth-Potential!
No more to have runny nose or too many earwax when BOOGA come to
call with message of joy and massage you with all sorts colors and
happy family seafood yes.
Three dimensions not enough to touch the magic monkey who am the
owner of your silly place which has the Chicago in it. Need more
dimensions! More I tell you! Maybe five or even forty-two to touch
that monkey! History now have only the linear front to back which
is the FGREPSTER way of seeing things which am bad way not NEW
IMPROVED way which is of me. History in trouble! Big trouble has
been the thing! Trouble am since you not see cosmic light even
when it shine right up you from behind or in front also truly!
That why BOOGA hath come to peel your squinchy eyelids back and
shine the Kahuna Flashlight on weaky weaky retinas and make thee
see all things as truly are and am? Yes! You have said that which
is true as well!
Even now saucer commandos preparing to launch fission-fusion-fraction
bombs against all major capitals unless enough money am sent by midnight
tonight to all crystal places and vintage clothing boutiques which
are those places where the lights leak forth like flop sweat from
other dimensions not so far from touch with monkey. Pupil of Earth
stinky-dome three-dimensions planet have only short time to throw
off mantle of FGREPSTER before big boomy things come falling down
and make three dimensions happy place again you betchum. Now listen
to BOOGA! Listen listen listen! What is sound of one voice crapping?
It is sound of me and also of monkey who is not me but is me too as you
as well are not of him or me!
Me hungry! Me go now! Me have said what needs to be said and what
it means to hear it also too. Walk in blessing and the essential
squinchiness of that which is and not that which is not or only
sometimes! (8/29/93 6:58 AM)
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Tim Maroney, Communications and User Interface Engineer
{apple!sun}!hoptoad!tim, t...@toad.com
Never ascribe to stupidity what can adequately be explained by malice.