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Negotiating Presidential Pardons With The Secret Service Through Nuclear Physics.

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PureOne

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Jan 17, 2008, 3:03:31 PM1/17/08
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I've been doing everything I can to help my african american
girlfriend with her legal problems, including calling up the secret
service to negotiate a presidential pardon. You can 411 their number
direct to your location, and look up their mailing address where one
secret service agent hangs out with a secretary who answers his
phone. If you can't kill the president you might as well take the
problem up with his men.

Once you take a secret service agent hostage they will negotiate. The
secret service loves to set celebrities up as high profile targets or
give people jobs as police officers, or even make you become the next
president. That's because they keep everything they do secret! They
don't want us to know their job isn't protecting the president, but
really its to kill him if he steps out of line.

You want to know how magick works? It is just doing calculus, and
newtons physics over the 4th dimensional space of time by comunicating
with god and putting him in a delima. It screws up the whole fabric
of reality when they blow off a nuke, and god begins negotiating to
create effects that seem like miracles. He is all powerful and can do
nearly anything. That's how david copperfield and the other magicians
started their own coven. They just took secret service agents hostage
until they dropped a nuke at los alamos for them and started
negotiating.

The air force is in on it too. They are the ones who fly the
president around and replace him with a clone after he is elected. So
the secret service can tell him to do anything they want too. If you
put secret service agents in check then very strange things happen. I
called just to ask them for help and didn't want to get in a fight,
but was put through to a man who didn't even want to talk to me. The
same thing happened after I started calling by local high profile
stooges at the police and fire department. Now they say they are
going to press charges on me.

They can't arrest me without killing me though, and spilling my
blood. I won't let them give me a brain wipe or replace me with a
clone. They have a house near the court house stacked full with
bodies and drugs that the police don't even want to investigate,
because I know its their whore house. Evil mobsters run calculus all
the time and have fronts with tricks out the back. I copped a car at
the dealership and they practically tried to steal it from me after I
bought it for $5,000. It is really nice.. but if I'm going out, I'm
going out.

PureOne

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Jan 17, 2008, 3:04:16 PM1/17/08
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Turn the tables on the money changers. They are the ones
counterfieting.

PerfectReign

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Jan 17, 2008, 4:51:09 PM1/17/08
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PureOne wrote:

> I've been doing everything I can to help my african american
> girlfriend with her legal problems, including calling up the secret


Where's your gf from?

I have some African American friends. Two are from Kenya, one is from Egypt,
one from Nigeria and two (well the whole family actually) from Eritrea.

My friend, Michael, from Eritrea is thinking of selling me his '89 420 SEL.
I'm not sure I want a gas car, though. I'd prefer a diesel mercedes.


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Rev Turd Fredericks

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Jan 18, 2008, 3:09:28 AM1/18/08
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PerfectReign wrote:
> PureOne wrote:
>
>> I've been doing everything I can to help my african american
>> girlfriend with her legal problems, including calling up the secret
>
>
> Where's your gf from?
>
> I have some African American friends. Two are from Kenya, one is from Egypt,
> one from Nigeria and two (well the whole family actually) from Eritrea.
>
> My friend, Michael, from Eritrea is thinking of selling me his '89 420 SEL.
> I'm not sure I want a gas car, though. I'd prefer a diesel mercedes.
>
>
I've got a friend from Nigeria, Dr. Moboto Dumas who works for the
government there. He says he has a great deal of money stashed away in a
bank account and he needs my help to get it to America. In return, I
will get a percentage of the money. Sounds like a good deal eh? He's
such a good friend, he emails me almost every day and so do some of his
friends.

Me

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Jan 19, 2008, 10:34:28 AM1/19/08
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PerfectReign wrote:
> PureOne wrote:
>
>> I've been doing everything I can to help my african american
>> girlfriend with her legal problems, including calling up the secret
>
>
> Where's your gf from?
>
> I have some African American friends. Two are from Kenya, one is from Egypt,
> one from Nigeria and two (well the whole family actually) from Eritrea.
>
> My friend, Michael, from Eritrea is thinking of selling me his '89 420 SEL.
> I'm not sure I want a gas car, though. I'd prefer a diesel mercedes.

Had one. Dunwannanuther Mercedes of any kind.

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