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Mr. Joseph Littleshoes Esq.

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Dec 24, 2009, 2:00:32 AM12/24/09
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Gratis Dictum:

Is it just me or have i "coined" a term?

"Internerd" an example of the "Ilk" i am so often on about?

:)
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Mr. Joseph Littleshoes Esq.

Domine, dirige nos.
Let the games begin!
http://fredeeky.typepad.com/fredeeky/files/sf_anthem.mp3

aine

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Dec 24, 2009, 2:30:00 AM12/24/09
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On Dec 23, 11:00 pm, "Mr. Joseph Littleshoes Esq." <jpsti...@isp.com>
wrote:

Or candy..what color shall this nerds be? Flavor?

Mr. Joseph Littleshoes Esq.

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Dec 24, 2009, 2:49:40 AM12/24/09
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aine wrote:

> On Dec 23, 11:00ÔøΩpm, "Mr. Joseph Littleshoes Esq."


> wrote:
>
> >Gratis Dictum:
> >
> >Is it just me or have i "coined" a term?
> >
> >"Internerd" an example of the "Ilk" i am so often on about?
> >
> >:)
> >--
> >
> >Mr. Joseph Littleshoes Esq.
> >
> >Domine, dirige nos.
> >Let the games

> begin!http://fredeeky.typepad.com/fredeeky/files/sf_anthem.mp3
>
>
> Or candy..what color shall this nerds be? Flavor?

Or color?

Let us not "dance our troulbes away."

Or shall we?

Meltdarok

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Dec 24, 2009, 3:40:43 AM12/24/09
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All the colors of the rainbow, except grey.

> Flavor?

Delicious.

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Meltdarok

Mr. Joseph Littleshoes Esq.

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Dec 24, 2009, 4:37:32 AM12/24/09
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Meltdarok wrote:

> aine wrote:

>
>> On Dec 23, 11:00 pm, "Mr. Joseph Littleshoes Esq. wrote:
>>
>>> Gratis Dictum:
>>>
>>> Is it just me or have i "coined" a term?
>>>
>>> "Internerd" an example of the "Ilk" i am so often on about?
>>>
>>> :)
>>> --
>>>
>>> Mr. Joseph Littleshoes Esq.
>
>

>> Or candy..what color shall this nerds be?
>
>
> All the colors of the rainbow, except grey.
>
>> Flavor?
>
>

"Flavor?"

"Sight"

"Smell"

Even "touch" hath served me better than "taste" forth which i am often
indebted to deliciousness?

Avec soi moi?

O solo mio?

I am so alone?

Tom

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Dec 24, 2009, 11:16:16 AM12/24/09
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On Dec 23, 11:00 pm, "Mr. Joseph Littleshoes Esq." <jpsti...@isp.com>
wrote:

> Gratis Dictum:
>
> Is it just me or have i "coined" a term?
>
> "Internerd" an example of the "Ilk" i am so often on about?

A quick Google shows that you have not coined a term, since you can't
coin a term already in use.

"Internerds" is a Peruvian indie band.

The Shanghai-ist:
"Chinese Youth are big ol' interNERDS. According to a presentation by
MTV about youth and social networking in Asia, China is the only
country where people actually have more ONLINE friends than offline
friends."

Facebook:
"join the internerds of facebook"

NewTeeVee:
"In a staggeringly transparent piece of linkbait, Forbes has foisted
the moniker ‘Internet Famous’ on 25 unsuspecting internerds."

The People:
"But the Internet is also a haven for Internerds. Weirdos the world
over have littered the information superhighway with their bizarre
websites."

And so on.

aine

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Dec 24, 2009, 11:51:46 AM12/24/09
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Yet you cared enough to Google.. "Every Kiss begins with Google..
Nothing says love like Google (ing)

Meltdarok

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Dec 24, 2009, 12:17:27 PM12/24/09
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On 12/24/2009 11:51 AM, aine wrote:
> On Dec 24, 8:16 am, Tom<danto...@comcast.net> wrote:
>> On Dec 23, 11:00 pm, "Mr. Joseph Littleshoes Esq."<jpsti...@isp.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Gratis Dictum:
>>
>>> Is it just me or have i "coined" a term?
>>
>>> "Internerd" an example of the "Ilk" i am so often on about?
>>
>> A quick Google shows that you have not coined a term, since you can't
>> coin a term already in use.
>>
>> "Internerds" is a Peruvian indie band.
>>
>> The Shanghai-ist:
>> "Chinese Youth are big ol' interNERDS. According to a presentation by
>> MTV about youth and social networking in Asia, China is the only
>> country where people actually have more ONLINE friends than offline
>> friends."
>>
>> Facebook:
>> "join the internerds of facebook"
>>
>> NewTeeVee:
>> "In a staggeringly transparent piece of linkbait, Forbes has foisted
>> the moniker �Internet Famous� on 25 unsuspecting internerds."

>>
>> The People:
>> "But the Internet is also a haven for Internerds. Weirdos the world
>> over have littered the information superhighway with their bizarre
>> websites."
>>
>> And so on.
>
> Yet you cared enough to Google.. "Every Kiss begins with Google..
> Nothing says love like Google (ing)

Especially when the *Goooogle* turns up *blank*! Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!

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Meltdarok

Alrah

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Dec 24, 2009, 2:18:31 PM12/24/09
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On 24 Dec, 17:17, Meltdarok <meltda...@aol.com> wrote:

> Meltdarok

You used to seem like such a laid back dude Melty, and you had that
little goatie beard and deep resonant voice. But it seems you're more
of an edgy character of late. It's a bit scarey! You lost your cool?

*putting down the usual alt.magick bollocks*

Anything you want to get off your chest or talk about mate?

Tom

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Dec 24, 2009, 3:49:09 PM12/24/09
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It was an interesting question.

> "Every Kiss begins with Google..
> Nothing says love like Google (ing)

Who's the most important man this country ever knew?
Do you know what politician I have reference to?
Well, it isn't Mr. Bryan, and it isn't Mr. Hughes.
I've got a hunch that to that bunch I'm going to introduce:
(Again you're wrong and to this throng I'm going to Introduce:)
Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.
Barney Google bet his horse would win the prize.
When the horses ran that day, Spark Plug ran the other way.
Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.

Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.
Barney Google had a wife three times his size
She sued Barney for divorce
Now he's living with his horse

Who's the greatest lover that this country ever knew?
And who's the man that Valentino takes his hat off to?
No, it isn't Douglas Fairbanks that the ladies rave about.
When he arrives, who makes the wives chase all their husbands
out?
Why, it's Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.
Barney Google is the guy who never buys.
Women take him out to dine, then he steals the waiter's dime.
Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.

Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.
Barney Google is the luckiest of guys.
If he fell in to the mud, he'd come up with a diamond stud.
Barney Google with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.

Who's the greatest fire chief this country ever saw?
Who's the man who loves to hear the blazing buildings roar?
Anytime the house is burning, and the flames leap all about,
Say, tell me do, who goes, "kerchoo!" and puts the fire out?
Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.
Barney Google, thought his horse could win the prize.
He got odds of ten to eight; Spark Plug came in three days late.
Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.

Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.
Barney Google tried to enter paradise.
When Saint Peter saw his face, he said, "Go to the other place".
Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes

-- Billy Rose

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barney_Google_and_Snuffy_Smith

And then there was Spike Jones...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPKlDSH7smc&feature=related

"Barney Google, with his goog- goog- googley eyes.
Barney Google, has a girl that loves the guys.
Only friends can get a squeeze.
That girl has no enemies.
Barney Google, with his goog- goog- googley eyes."

I am the King Kong of internerds.

aine

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Dec 24, 2009, 5:09:12 PM12/24/09
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On Dec 24, 9:17 am, Meltdarok <meltda...@aol.com> wrote:
> On 12/24/2009 11:51 AM, aine wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Dec 24, 8:16 am, Tom<danto...@comcast.net>  wrote:
> >> On Dec 23, 11:00 pm, "Mr. Joseph Littleshoes Esq."<jpsti...@isp.com>
> >> wrote:
>
> >>> Gratis Dictum:
>
> >>> Is it just me or have i "coined" a term?
>
> >>> "Internerd" an example of the "Ilk" i am so often on about?
>
> >> A quick Google shows that you have not coined a term, since you can't
> >> coin a term already in use.
>
> >> "Internerds" is a Peruvian indie band.
>
> >> The Shanghai-ist:
> >> "Chinese Youth are big ol' interNERDS.  According to a presentation by
> >> MTV about youth and social networking in Asia, China is the only
> >> country where people actually have more ONLINE friends than offline
> >> friends."
>
> >> Facebook:
> >> "join the internerds of facebook"
>
> >> NewTeeVee:
> >> "In a staggeringly transparent piece of linkbait, Forbes has foisted
> >> the moniker ‘Internet Famous’ on 25 unsuspecting internerds."

>
> >> The People:
> >> "But the Internet is also a haven for Internerds. Weirdos the world
> >> over have littered the information superhighway with their bizarre
> >> websites."
>
> >> And so on.
>
> > Yet you cared enough to Google.. "Every Kiss begins with Google..
> > Nothing says love like Google (ing)
>
> Especially when the *Goooogle* turns up *blank*! Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!
>
> --
>
> Meltdarok- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Google shoots blanks?

Robert Scott Martin

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Dec 24, 2009, 5:11:00 PM12/24/09
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In article <27f532c5-947b-4f51...@x5g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
Tom <dant...@comcast.net> wrote:

>Barney Google bet his horse would win the prize.

Briefly dated a girl who adored Mr Knotts with a fiery adoration. God
bless them both, wherever they are.

aine

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Dec 24, 2009, 5:11:24 PM12/24/09
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It's me. It's always me. When someone changes when I am around, it is
because I have affected their energy like a microwave. ;)

aine

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Dec 24, 2009, 5:13:36 PM12/24/09
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On Dec 24, 12:49 pm, Tom <danto...@comcast.net> wrote:
> On Dec 24, 8:51 am, aine <aine_nicne...@hotmail.com> wrote:


> I am the King Kong of internerds.- Hide quoted text -


>
> - Show quoted text -

That's a big 10-4. Hey, I tried what you posted to the tune of 12 days
of Christmas and Deck the Halls..neither worked very well. Merry
Yulemas Tom!

Meltdarok

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Dec 25, 2009, 9:11:42 PM12/25/09
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Lord, what fools these mortals be!

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Meltdarok

Tom

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Dec 25, 2009, 10:19:03 PM12/25/09
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On Dec 25, 6:11 pm, Meltdarok <meltda...@aol.com> wrote:
> Lord, what fools these mortals be!

Don't except yourself, Meltie. There are very few, even here, who are
bigger fools than you.

Meltdarok

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Dec 26, 2009, 1:01:59 AM12/26/09
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However, *I* am no mere mortal, King Thomas O' Fool himself.

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Meltdarok

Tom

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Dec 26, 2009, 1:36:06 AM12/26/09
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Thank you for demonstrating my point so promptly.

Meltdarok

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Dec 26, 2009, 4:25:11 AM12/26/09
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Ah no problem Tommy me lad.

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Meltdarok

Lady Azure, Baroness O de North Pole

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Dec 28, 2009, 12:04:25 AM12/28/09
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aine wrote:

> On Dec 23, 11:00 pm, "Mr. Joseph Littleshoes Esq." <jpsti...@isp.com>
> wrote:
> > Gratis Dictum:
> >
> > Is it just me or have i "coined" a term?
> >

> > Mr. Joseph Littleshoes Esq.
> >
> > Domine, dirige nos.
> > Let the games begin!

> Or candy..what color shall this nerds be? Flavor?

Don't know but he soured the Grape ones and it did not make wine.

Meltdarok

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Dec 29, 2009, 11:45:05 AM12/29/09
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On 12/25/2009 9:11 PM, Meltdarok wrote:
> Lord, what fools these mortals be!
>

Kind of sad
Kind of mad
Ghetto child
Thinkin' he's been had

In the back of his mind he's sayin'

Didn't have to be here
You didn't have to love for me
While I was just a nothin' child
Why couldn't they just let me be
Let me be, let me be, let me beEEEeee

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Meltdarok

Meltdarok

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Piss, shit, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker;
and tits.


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Meltdarok

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