Thank you in advance.
>Thank you in advance.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Why did (insert your favorite politician here) NOT cross the road?
He WAS a chicken.
Two Chickens were out in the front yard because they overheard that a
construction crew was going to lay asphalt, and they wanted to see how
it was done.
Over heard in the Barnyard, upon viewing an orange for the first time:
Baby Chick "Look at the orange mama laid!"
How do you sell a deaf guy a chicken?
WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!
A Lady & her friend were walking down the street when they spy a
chicken. The chicken says, "Hey lady, if you kiss me on my beak, I'll
turn into Bill Clinton." One lady picks up the chicken and puts it in
her gym bag. Her friend says, "Hey, don't you want to kiss the
chicken and restore our president?" The woman replies, "Nah, I'd
rather have a talking chicken."
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Chickens hadn't evolved yet.
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children (like these
jokes!)
--
Michael
Dr. C. M. Colley
Consultant Magical Entertainer and Indexer
The Man with the ABRA Index
cmco...@pmhcpath.demon.co.uk
"ars est celare artem"
Why did the turtle cros the road?
To get to the Shell station!
SJS...@aol.com.
Don't forget the classic- container with 1 real egg and 11 rubber
ones. Drop the real egg - to prove its real then launch all 11 into
the audience.
Two others depending on the room:
Why did Sid Vicious cross the road?
He was safety-pinned to the chicken. (Works for 70's class reunions)
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His (insert nickname for penis here) was stuck in the chicken.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
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Mattias Andersson
mand...@sfu.ca