Dan Harlan in Hell
mitchell_leary
Magician Dan Harlan (yes, that one) tried to pull off a a $241 theft
(which sounds a lot like strong-armed robbery to me, if you read the
story) at some bar he had been performing magic at earlier in the
evening.
He couldn't get the register open so he ripped it off the counter and
headed for the door.
He got out onto the parking lot and made a beeline for van where his
partner was waiting, when guess what???
His f***ing pants fell down below his knees and he fell head first
onto his face breaking out most of his front teeth.
Meanwhile the cops were of course called and nabbbed Dan and his
partner (who had fallen asleep in the van).
Danial Dean Harlan, 43, is being held for B&E, attempted safecracking,
and some other charges. Read the article. He is being held for
$10,000.
I guess those L&L royalties just don't pay the rent.
-Leary-
Ray Haddad
card" and mitchell_leary <mitchel...@yahoo.com> instead replied:
>Magician Dan Harlan (yes, that one) tried to pull off a a $241 theft
>(which sounds a lot like strong-armed robbery to me, if you read the
>story) at some bar he had been performing magic at earlier in the
>evening.
Good heavens! What's gotten into Dan?
--
Ray
Eric H.
> Hopefully someone can post the link to this story from the Genii Forum.
>
> Magician Dan Harlan (yes, that one) tried to pull off a a $241 theft
> (which sounds a lot like strong-armed robbery to me, if you read the
> story) at some bar he had been performing magic at earlier in the
> evening.
This apparently first happened Jan 17,2007
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Daniel+Dean+Harlan%22
I just read one of the articles and he claims he doesn't remember any of
it and blames his drinking.
This may highlight that fact: (scroll down and you'll see him mentioned
again)
Al Hastings
http://www.centralohio.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/BB/20080118/NEWS01/801180302/1002
Complete with HIS mug shot..someone would pay top dollar on ebay for
him to sign it...say, like $241?
There are GOOD chances that him and Corey White will be in the same
jail (and prision if he has no priors).
If anyone is interested, Corey's hearing isn't until he gets out of
the hospital. I, uh, bet someone knows..uh,..oh...nevermind...
Imagine that prison gang...irritable because a magic wand in prison is
a shank!
*ahem*
sorry..don't get me going...
I hear other names in magic have prior convictions too...
man, I love magic....
-A
Al Hastings
From another post:
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Looking for his teeth for collectors item. Will pay $$$ It'll go
nicely next to Juan Tamariz's.
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:21 am
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Chuck
money. Maybe he just wanted to impress Mitch Leary:)
mitchell_leary
Chuck wrote:
> Why in the worald would Dan do that? I'm Sure he is not hurting for
> money. Maybe he just wanted to impress Mitch Leary:)
LOL, Yeah, the pants falling off at the most inopportune moment is
definately very Leary-esk. It's why I quit going out on New Years Eve
and just climb up on my roof with the cat.
Dan says he's in rehab now. I think the only person who as been in
more rehabs that me is Chris Farley (a baker's dozen before he bit the
dust).
-Leary-
Chuck
Chuck
colored cat. Don't take a black one. Take a long haird orenge one, and
you will be fine:)
Chuck
roof on Saint Patricks day with a calico cat. He is now in a wheel
chair. A long haired orange cat will keep you safe! I actually own two
black cats. But I never go on the roof with them.
Will Tingle
<Dr_S...@webtv.net> writes
>Mitch, I'm dead serious about this. I have a friend that went up on the
>roof on Saint Patricks day with a calico cat. He is now in a wheel
>chair.
I HAD an uncle who went up a - he fell 6 feet, breaking his arm, then
got a blood clot which killed him. He didn't have a damn cat.
What's your point?
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Will Tingle
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Remove YOUR.PANTS to e-mail
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"I take perverse delight in making people Homesless and taking every penny
off them."
-Dr. Jonathan Royle Hypnotist and Hypnosis Trainer
Chuck
This is called bad humor. I'm supprised that you havn't seen that
before:)
Chuck
I'm sorry if I upset you.
Will Tingle
<Wi...@YOUR.PANTSwillsbedroom.co.uk> writes
>In message <21227-47D...@storefull-3258.bay.webtv.net>, Chuck
><Dr_S...@webtv.net> writes
>>Mitch, I'm dead serious about this. I have a friend that went up on the
>>roof on Saint Patricks day with a calico cat. He is now in a wheel
>>chair.
>
>I HAD an uncle who went up a - he fell 6 feet, breaking his arm, then
Will Tingle
I mistook your bad joke for ridiculous superstition (another thing which
is common on the net) and was trying to point out that you friends
injury was nothing to do with the cat.
As far as joking about falling injury's goes - pha! - there's no subject
on earth that won't upset SOMEONE, and you can censor humour (or
attempts at it ;-) ) based on "someone might get hurty feelings".
In message <414-47D9...@storefull-3253.bay.webtv.net>, Chuck
<Dr_S...@webtv.net> writes
>Will. I know that was a bad joke. But I am very sorry about your uncle.
>I'm sorry if I upset you.
--
Chuck
reading it, instead of talking to them in person!:)
mitchell_leary
The last time I fell off the roof I landed on the cat. I guess he
kinda broke my fall but the poor fucker walked crooked and coughed a
lot for about six weeks. He still hasn't forgiven me for that one and
still has to take cat pain killers now and then. He had reoccuring
nightmares and woke up in cold sweats for months afterword.
-Leary-