Reminds me of....
Cliff
When you read this - you don't know whether to laugh or to cry !
You Just Can't Fix Stupid!!
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an
order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half
dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the
counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or
Twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order
six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady
behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up
one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it
between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all
of my items, she Picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar
code so she could scan it Not f in ding the bar code she said to me, "Do
you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think
I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and
left. She had no clue to what had just happened.
A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling
it out very quickly. When I inquired as to What she was
doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a
credit card number, so she was using the ATM " thingy."
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some
help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced
the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you
think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a
battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No,
just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car
keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why
don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long
walk."
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was
typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of
typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier Machine paper," the secretary told
her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of
paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into
the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair
and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked the
manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise
control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.
My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large
bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their
computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who
had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you
guys have a fire downtown?"
Police in Radnor , Pa. Interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his
head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's
lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time
they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector"
was working, the suspect confessed.
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her
kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to
give the kid some Benadryl and it should be fine . The mother says, I just gave
him some ant killer.... Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency room!
Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid
You Just Can't Fix Stupid!!
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