Re: Give your partner something SPECIAL.......................................... EY08

Stormin Mormon

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Feb 16, 2005, 2:15:13 PM2/16/05

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Well, I've used all the products you advertised. However, now I've got some
problems that I need to adress.

I got on the city bus the other day, and neglected to pull it in. I was
sitting in the fourth row, when the bus driver closed the doors, and damn
did that hurt!

I can no longer mow the lawn, because it hurts so much to drag it along the
ground behind me. I tried throwing it over my shoulder like a continental
soldier, but it got sunburned. My wife was rubbing some sunscreen on it, but
it got hard and started to scratch the stucco ceiling. I went to lay on the
bed, but kept bumping it on the wall over the headboard.

I went to get a half pound of ground round, and the butcher tried to pull it
up onto the butcher block and dice it up.

What do you suggest? I'm really worried that I'll forget to pull it in, and
slam the van door on it.

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Christopher A. Young
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Steve Paris

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Feb 16, 2005, 4:39:33 PM2/16/05

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"Stormin Mormon" <cayoung61-#spamblock*-@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Hmmmmmm........ and you represent the Mormon Church, and you even have the
hide to sign Jesus's name at the bottom of all your filth. Go stand in the
corner and say 25 Hail Mary's. Seems these days most sicko's, and deviates
spring from the churches. You sure seem to have double standards. Oh well,
just remember J.C. has a laptop, and he regularly checks in on our N.G. :-),

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Steve Paris Locksmith
Cairns Australia

Peter

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Feb 16, 2005, 7:44:30 PM2/16/05

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On Thu, 17 Feb 2005 07:39:33 +1000, "Steve Paris"
<lo...@myoffice.net.au> wrote:

>Hmmmmmm........ and you represent the Mormon Church, and you even have the
>hide to sign Jesus's name at the bottom of all your filth. Go stand in the
>corner and say 25 Hail Mary's. Seems these days most sicko's, and deviates
>spring from the churches. You sure seem to have double standards. Oh well,
>just remember J.C. has a laptop, and he regularly checks in on our N.G. :-),
>
>--
>Steve Paris Locksmith
>Cairns Australia
>

Best one since the story about it getting caught in the spokes of a
steering wheel and causing an accident (see aus.comms or
aus.bushwalking ?).

Glen Cooper

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Feb 16, 2005, 9:13:33 PM2/16/05

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"Stormin Mormon" <cayoung61-#spamblock*-@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Double personality?

I thought I was the only one like that. :-)))

Stormin Mormon

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Feb 16, 2005, 9:29:03 PM2/16/05

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I've been quite impressed that Jesus has a heck of a great sense of humor.
He did make Ostriches, and giraffes. I mean, who else but a comic would make
those?

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Christopher A. Young
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Stormin Mormon

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Feb 16, 2005, 9:29:03 PM2/16/05

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Yeah, and you didn't spend all that money, either. Lucky fellow.

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Christopher A. Young
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