Chastity belt - I lost key. Help!

[linda mandlebaum]

In a previous article, dean...@telerama.lm.com (Jack or Aura Dean) says:

>In article <3d2v2l$l...@ixnews2.ix.netcom.com>,
>MusicCop <Musi...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>>I lost the key to the lock on my girlfriends chastity belt. Any ideas?
>
>Do what I do with her. Ask her to use the duplicate she keeps behind the
>bed.

Try a burning bar. They do wonders with removing chastity belts and
other metal nuisances. Remember the old saying from the middle ages
"love laughs at a locksmith".

Bill Mandlebaum, CPL

[Jim Parrie CRL]

MusicCop (Musi...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
: I lost the key to the lock on my girlfriends chastity belt. Any ideas?

Beat on it!

Jim
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[William A Moyes]

Musi...@ix.netcom.com (MusicCop) writes:
> I lost the key to the lock on my girlfriends chastity belt. Any ideas?

It all depends on the type of belt she is using. Most normal
belts use a simple warded lock. These can be defeated using a warded
lock pick (available from Septon for $5.95), or a coat hanger will do.
The other kind, rarely seen outside of royality, use magic to protect the
locking mechinism. You need to see your local friendly mage to have the
locks magical properities repeled, also while he is at it, ask him to cast
an unlock spell (he won't charge you that much extra for the service).
Hope this helps.

-William Moyes
wmo...@eis.calstate.edu

[Mike Catchpole]

In article <3d2v2l$l...@ixnews2.ix.netcom.com>

Musi...@ix.netcom.com (MusicCop) writes:

>
>I lost the key to the lock on my girlfriends chastity belt. Any ideas?

whose idea was it to put it on her? If it was yours, your a crazed nut.
Go jump off a bridge :>

Otoh, if it was her idea, tell her to go to a good locksmith and ask them
to remove it.

If she's not wearing it, throw it out and get a new one.

[The Rifleman]

In article <17091120FA...@uacsc2.albany.edu> MC1...@uacsc2.albany.edu (Mike Catchpole) writes:
#In article <3d2v2l$l...@ixnews2.ix.netcom.com#
#Musi...@ix.netcom.com (MusicCop) writes:
#
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##I lost the key to the lock on my girlfriends chastity belt. Any ideas?
#
#whose idea was it to put it on her? If it was yours, your a crazed nut.
#Go jump off a bridge :>
#
#Otoh, if it was her idea, tell her to go to a good locksmith and ask them
#to remove it.

If it's a TL-15, TL-30, or TXTL-60 (explosive resistance), it may take
him some time... :-)

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[Peter G. Strangman]

In article <3d2v2l$l...@ixnews2.ix.netcom.com>
Musi...@ix.netcom.com "MusicCop" writes:

> I lost the key to the lock on my girlfriends chastity belt. Any ideas?
>

Learn to pick locks. 8-)

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[Simon Travaglia, Analyst/Programmer]

In article <3d2v2l$l...@ixnews2.ix.netcom.com>, Musi...@ix.netcom.com (MusicCop) writes:
> I lost the key to the lock on my girlfriends chastity belt. Any ideas?

I believe it's common knowledge that a bent coathanger does the job
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[Matthew Russotto]

In article <3d60oj$2...@eis.calstate.edu>,

Or just use a self-casting rezrov-- unlocks and opens at the same
time.

[Richard LaTorre]

In article <3d2v2l$l...@ixnews2.ix.netcom.com> Musi...@ix.netcom.com (MusicCop) writes:

>I lost the key to the lock on my girlfriends chastity belt. Any ideas?

You can bring here by my shop and I'll probably have her ready the next day.

[Mark N Moore]

you could try using your weenie.

[Ronald]

>>I lost the key to the lock on my girlfriends chastity belt. Any ideas?

How about using a Dremel (sp?) motor w/a cutoff disk to cut through the weakest
material of the belt (leather?). Whatever you use, you should probably try to
slip something like a piece of sheetmetal in between her skin & the belt to
prevent hurting her while you work.

While you are trying to remove the belt, tell her about all of us who think
that chastity belts are silly (at best) if not totally _STUPID_ (unless you're
trying to safeguard your teenage nympho daughter) & would like to show her
better ways to pass the time.

Ron

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[Frank T. Sugino]

In article <3d2v2l$l...@ixnews2.ix.netcom.com>, Musi...@ix.netcom.com

says...

>
>I lost the key to the lock on my girlfriends chastity belt. Any ideas?

Well, I do know a girl in the office here who's looking for a boyfriend...

(^_^)

- Frank

[Adam Tuliper]

I got it...how about he doesn't get it off...If he's this dumb
to let her have one, he's too dumb for a condom! And we need no
more of his kind!!
Just getting my humor in!!!

Adam