RP: The Return of Flea-Bomb
Berin
the path that leads to The Real World(tm), and sets down the large box
strapped to his back. Taking a moment to rest from the weight, the
bruin shifts in his Haz-Mat suit, then unloads the box of Flea-Bomb.*
"Five canisters ought to do the job nicely, and yet clear off and be
ultimately harmless enough in a few hours."
*Unpacking an RC airplane, the bear starts to strap the bombs into
place, testing the release mechanism. Everything is in working order as
he injects the plan with a modest amount of fuel, turns on the lipstick
cam up front so he can see where he's aiming, then starts up the plane
and starts taxiing it down the path for take-off.*
"I hope everyfur is ready. These suits, while they look cool, are
uncomfortably hot. The sooner I get this done, the better."
*The plane takes flight and starts heading towards the more populous
parts of Homestead.*
Matt Prower
in the wind, ,and dons a hazmat suit and his repulsorlift miuni-platform to
get above the bombing*
-Matt
Tiado
> *The plane takes flight and starts heading towards the more
> populous parts of Homestead.*
*Tiado dons his Haz-mat suit*
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Tiado
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Jen Kiwaku
>
> snip
>
> "I hope everyfur is ready. These suits, while they look cool,
> are uncomfortably hot. The sooner I get this done, the better."
>
> *The plane takes flight and starts heading towards the more
> populous parts of Homestead.*
"Flea Bomb!" Jen cants a few incantations and quickly slips out of ALF
through a Demon Gate until it all blows over ...
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Jen Kiwaku
>
> snip
>
> "I hope everyfur is ready. These suits, while they look cool,
> are uncomfortably hot. The sooner I get this done, the better."
>
> *The plane takes flight and starts heading towards the more
> populous parts of Homestead.*
"Flea Bomb!" Jen chants a few incantations and quickly slips out of ALF
Whoolf
>"I hope everyfur is ready. These suits, while they look cool, are
>uncomfortably hot. The sooner I get this done, the better."
>
>*The plane takes flight and starts heading towards the more populous
>parts of Homestead.*
Ha, luckily cheetah-fur is flea-uncomfortable, isn't it.
*Looks suspiciously around*
Anyway, no problem for a cheetah with nearly incredible speed.
*Takes Mystery, runs with cheetah-high-speed and disappears
in the distance.*
Whoolf
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*A sea otter sets out several sets of scuba gear for less fortunant
furs, and a large sign pointing down into the lake. It reads
'Flea Bomb Poker night.'*
Nikas looks around. "Well since otter's just have to sit on the bottom
for ten minutes to kill their fleas, anyone want to get in a few paws
of poker while we wait for this to blow over?"
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"Dennis Lee Bieber" <wulf...@dm.net> wrote in message
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> He is a touch confused -- the ship's library computer is unable to
> clarify a matter; why would someone set off a bomb releasing fleas?
>
Mabbe it's a flea in disguise and is trying to take over Homestead
from the furs? Can we allow this to happen?
*Pads outside and gets ready with major water warfare weaponary*
>;o)
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: "Dennis Lee Bieber" <wulf...@dm.net> wrote in message
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: > He is a touch confused -- the ship's library computer is unable to
: > clarify a matter; why would someone set off a bomb releasing fleas?
: >
:
: Mabbe it's a flea in disguise and is trying to take over Homestead
: from the furs? Can we allow this to happen?
:
: *Pads outside and gets ready with major water warfare weaponary*
: >;o)
A real flea-bomb was being perfected by the Japanese during WW2 to be used
against the Chinese.It contained fleas that carried the bubonic plague
baterium.Tests on chinese POW's concluded that it would in fact work.
HTH
HAND
Camstone Fox
*red Celtic fox pads up wearing a USMC issued gas mask and wearing a
CD helmet*
*PSsssssss-----pshoooooooo*
Just to get under your skin... Kinda like....
*PSsssssss-----pshoooooooo*
"Luke... I am your father"
*red fox pads away wagging his bushy tail behind him*
Nightwind
> Berin <be...@bluemarble.net> posted the following:
> > *The plane takes flight and starts heading towards the more
> > populous parts of Homestead.*
>
> *Tiado dons his Haz-mat suit*
*clibs into the elivator and rides it into the treehouse*
*closes the door and seales it out from realspace*
there, i'll just unseal myself into reality when the fog clears
--
Nightwind
"The wind has no destination"
Aim Nightwnd90
Icq 23044454
Maxx Pollare
> Berin wrote:
>>
>> "Five canisters ought to do the job nicely, and yet clear off and
>> be ultimately harmless enough in a few hours."
>>
>> <snip>
>>
>> "I hope everyfur is ready. These suits, while they look cool, are
>> uncomfortably hot. The sooner I get this done, the better."
>>
>> *The plane takes flight and starts heading towards the more
>> populous parts of Homestead.*
>
> *A sea otter sets out several sets of scuba gear for less fortunant
> furs, and a large sign pointing down into the lake. It reads 'Flea
> Bomb Poker night.'*
>
> Nikas looks around. "Well since otter's just have to sit on the
> bottom for ten minutes to kill their fleas, anyone want to get in a
> few paws of poker while we wait for this to blow over?"
*A large Polarbear with Tiger strips arives, wolowed by several other
unlucky furs* Well I'm in the game, *he slips on a scuba mask & dealers
cap and dives in*
So What's your game; 7-card stud, Texas Hold'em, California Lowball...
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Swift Fox
>
> > *The young bear walks over to the far edge of Homestead, just next to
> > the path that leads to The Real World(tm), and sets down the large box
> > strapped to his back. Taking a moment to rest from the weight, the
> > bruin shifts in his Haz-Mat suit, then unloads the box of Flea-Bomb.*
> >
> > "Five canisters ought to do the job nicely, and yet clear off and be
> > ultimately harmless enough in a few hours."
> >
> > *Unpacking an RC airplane, the bear starts to strap the bombs into
> > place, testing the release mechanism. Everything is in working order as
> > he injects the plan with a modest amount of fuel, turns on the lipstick
> > cam up front so he can see where he's aiming, then starts up the plane
> > and starts taxiing it down the path for take-off.*
> >
> > "I hope everyfur is ready. These suits, while they look cool, are
> > uncomfortably hot. The sooner I get this done, the better."
> >
> > *The plane takes flight and starts heading towards the more populous
> > parts of Homestead.*
Swift runs out into the middle of the green stripping off all his clothes in
the process.
He stops, stretches out his arms up to the sky, throws back his head and
yerfs, "HIT ME WITH GREAT EXUUUUUUUUUUUUUBERENCE!!!"
Catch ya on the scratchy side!
Swift Fox
>
Berin
> > > *The plane takes flight and starts heading towards the more populous
> > > parts of Homestead.*
>
> Swift runs out into the middle of the green stripping off all his clothes in
> the process.
>
> He stops, stretches out his arms up to the sky, throws back his head and
> yerfs, "HIT ME WITH GREAT EXUUUUUUUUUUUUUBERENCE!!!"
>
*The bear is guiding the plane over its last turn over Homestead,
watching the aerosol fumes kick up, looking for any place he missed when
the lipstick cam picks up Swift running into the middle of the green,
shedding his clothes, and flinging his arms to the skies. With a
snicker, the last bomb is dropped to land just between the legs of the
fox, instantly enveloping him in vapor.
The plane flies back towards the suited bear near the gap leading to The
Real World(tm) with a perfect three-point landing.*
Basil
*Fox puts on a hazardous suit and looks into the sky to see a plane go by*
I hope this works.
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- Basil
AIM: RedFox86
ICQ: 142361088
"Berin" <be...@bluemarble.net> wrote in message
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Matt Prower
beautiful sunset off to the east. He than produces a Flea-Bomb (Contains:
Plasticwrap, Fleas) and drops in upon the homestead. "Enjoy!" He grins Evilly,
floating above the other furs scratching and bithing themselves.
-Matt
Matt Prower
and coating everyone in fruit salad!* ^.^* "i'm terrible io knoe" ^.^
-Matt
Gray Fox
news:Dkzg8.8608$_m2.1...@feed.centurytel.net...
> :
> A real flea-bomb was being perfected by the Japanese during WW2 to
be used
> against the Chinese.It contained fleas that carried the bubonic
plague
> baterium.Tests on chinese POW's concluded that it would in fact
work.
<Pulls out of large case a stinger missle launcher, puts it
together, aims it at Flea Bomb plane over the ocean. Fires missle,
plane goes up in flames and goes down in the ocean
Problem solved.
Gray Fox
DyNo MutT
Gray Fox <gray...@nospamtampabay.rr.com> wrote in message
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: <Pulls out of large case a stinger missle launcher, puts it
: together, aims it at Flea Bomb plane over the ocean. Fires missle,
: plane goes up in flames and goes down in the ocean
:
: Problem solved.
Ah...must be a time-traveling stinger missile ;o)
Yeah I know...I'm no fun a-tall a-tall...
Jeremy DuCharme
Maxx Pollare wrote:
>
> Jeremy DuCharme wrote in message news:3C828D62...@sprintmail.com
>
> > Berin wrote:
> >>
> >> "Five canisters ought to do the job nicely, and yet clear off and
> >> be ultimately harmless enough in a few hours."
> >>
> >> <snip>
> >>
> >> "I hope everyfur is ready. These suits, while they look cool, are
> >> uncomfortably hot. The sooner I get this done, the better."
> >>
> >> *The plane takes flight and starts heading towards the more
> >> populous parts of Homestead.*
> >
> > *A sea otter sets out several sets of scuba gear for less fortunant
> > furs, and a large sign pointing down into the lake. It reads 'Flea
> > Bomb Poker night.'*
> >
> > Nikas looks around. "Well since otter's just have to sit on the
> > bottom for ten minutes to kill their fleas, anyone want to get in a
> > few paws of poker while we wait for this to blow over?"
>
> *A large Polarbear with Tiger strips arives, wolowed by several other
> unlucky furs* Well I'm in the game, *he slips on a scuba mask & dealers
> cap and dives in*
>
> So What's your game; 7-card stud, Texas Hold'em, California Lowball...
*deals the bear in*
Let's start with 5 card stud, nothing wild.
Bob
Temporal Ammunition. Travels through the fourth dimension as well.
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