new fur, buried in up 2 his snoot in NG articles
StealthFuz
Eeee-yikes. I'd heard about this NG long before I began the protracted
battle with shyness to convince meself to post here... and I find there
are over 350 subjects?! Egad! Methinks I should just resign myself to the
fact that I'm always going to be missing out on a certain proportion of
the available neat conversations, at least for as long as I'm forced to
use AOL's windup-toy of a newsreader. But here I am, eager to Meet and
Greet all of ye, my fellow fascinating and imaginative critturs. It would
appear to be Protocol to complete one of these illuminating 'Furvey'
thingies, and I'll do that at my earliest convenience (besides, it may
provide some subject matta for a Neat Conversation, ya never know). I
just don't happen to have my #2 pencil and graphing calculator at the
moment, hee hee!
Anyhows, I just thought I'd poke my head into the spotlight, acknowledge
my presence & that I'm all-kinds-of happy to be here. Be quipping atcha
again soon!
::tailwaves::
-Giuseppe G. Dumas,
Rennaissance pinemarten at large
"Mustelids are the kyootest!"
Cartoony artwork fur your peroozal at: ^ ^ http://members.aol.com/dumasduck/sample ( ' 'o
CyberTiger
StealthFuz wrote:
>
> Eeee-yikes. I'd heard about this NG long before I began the protracted
> battle with shyness to convince meself to post here... and I find there
> are over 350 subjects?! Egad! Methinks I should just resign myself to the
> fact that I'm always going to be missing out on a certain proportion of
> the available neat conversations, at least for as long as I'm forced to
> use AOL's windup-toy of a newsreader. But here I am, eager to Meet and
> Greet all of ye, my fellow fascinating and imaginative critturs. It would
> appear to be Protocol to complete one of these illuminating 'Furvey'
> thingies, and I'll do that at my earliest convenience (besides, it may
> provide some subject matta for a Neat Conversation, ya never know). I
> just don't happen to have my #2 pencil and graphing calculator at the
> moment, hee hee!
Here, you can borrow mine. Brand new pencil and top of the line TI
graphing calculator. *handing them to the newbie* :)
> Anyhows, I just thought I'd poke my head into the spotlight, acknowledge
> my presence & that I'm all-kinds-of happy to be here. Be quipping atcha
> again soon!
> ::tailwaves::
Hey, doncha want some Oreos? *waves an unopenned package of Oreos*
> -Giuseppe G. Dumas,
> Rennaissance pinemarten at large
> "Mustelids are the kyootest!"
> Cartoony artwork fur your peroozal at: ^ ^ http://members.aol.com/dumasduck/sample ( ' 'o
Oh lord... another mustelid. (just kidding, BTW)
CyberTiger ^..^
SASHA W0LF
StealthFuz wrote:
>
> Eeee-yikes. I'd heard about this NG long before I began the protracted
> battle with shyness to convince meself to post here... and I find there
> are over 350 subjects?! Egad! Methinks I should just resign myself to
the
> fact that I'm always going to be missing out on a certain proportion of
> the available neat conversations
welcome aboard stealth fuz. yes I too find it nearly impossible to keep up
ith everything on alf, especialy here on aol's newsreader. in the abscence
of netscape (which lets you know who posted what without opening it first)
i have a suggestion that might help you a little. first go ahead and read
all you can on the subjects that interest you. when you have had enough
hit the "mark all read"
button. when you come back the following day you will see only new
messages.
good luck though, alf seems to have around 50 odd posts a day!
hope this helps you out somewhat, and good luck!
.
When the Hyooomins are away
the plushies will come out and play!
Sasha, happy her owner purchased a laptop
its tiny little keys fit her paws perfectly :)
Trella
StealthFuz wrote:
>
> Eeee-yikes. I'd heard about this NG long before I began the protracted
> battle with shyness to convince meself to post here... and I find there
> are over 350 subjects?! Egad! Methinks I should just resign myself to the
> fact that I'm always going to be missing out on a certain proportion of
> use AOL's windup-toy of a newsreader. But here I am, eager to Meet and
> Greet all of ye, my fellow fascinating and imaginative critturs. It would
> appear to be Protocol to complete one of these illuminating 'Furvey'
> thingies, and I'll do that at my earliest convenience (besides, it may
> provide some subject matta for a Neat Conversation, ya never know). I
> just don't happen to have my #2 pencil and graphing calculator at the
> moment, hee hee!
> my presence & that I'm all-kinds-of happy to be here. Be quipping atcha
> again soon!
> ::tailwaves::
> Rennaissance pinemarten at large
> "Mustelids are the kyootest!"
> Cartoony artwork fur your peroozal at: ^ ^ http://members.aol.com/dumasduck/sample ( ' 'o
Trella greets the stealthy fuzz and hands him the Official Greetings
Glass of Iced Tea. <thinks> "Wow, I'm handing out a lot of them today,
have so get some more made up soon!"
Trella
--
When all else fails, play dead...
Faranus
StealthFuz wrote:
(snip!)
> -Giuseppe G. Dumas,
> Rennaissance pinemarten at large
> "Mustelids are the kyootest!"
"Ooo!" A blue ferret bounds from the bushes, and bounces over to greet
his fellow mustelid! "Hiya StealthFuz! Welcome to de-lurk-dum! Just
be careful you don't get stomped or blown up or crushed by the ferret
over there..." he points to a rather large mech that's scorching and
laser-ing random things in the distance, "...and you'll be fine!"
-=-=-=-=-
Faranus
"Ferrets don't break things, they just test their elasticity."
FMFm3afmrw A C->+ D H++ M++ P+ R+ T+++ W>++ Z>++ Sm++ cdw+++>++++
d+ f- h** iwf++ p++ sm#
StealthFuz
Thankee kindly... ::washes down mouthful of Oreo with a gulp of tea::
just be sure -- whatever you do -- when the time comes to replenish your
supply of Official Greeting Tea, that you don't attempt to acquire it from
a Nutri-Matic machine!!
-Giuseppe G. Dumas, aka StealthFuz
Rennaissance pinemarten at large
StealthFuz
Aw, *I* ain't afraid of any big ol' machine. ::Flashes a sly grin and a
set of CraftsMarten tools:: Whaddya say we go break into it and look for
sparklies? ::wide-eyes:: I bet that whole thing is FULLA sparklies.
"I have always wanted a sparkly of my very own!"
Boss Hoss
(waves at newfur..thinks a second and tries"tailwave"for the first
time)wow!It worked!(G) Nice to finally see you here. I have been to
your webpage before.My favorite was "Coonass"..;=P Just ask for some
oreos from cybertiger(filling in for webkitty)and make yourself at
den..er,home... Furry Forever,
BOSS HOSS
Kimba W. Lion
sash...@aol.com (SASHA W0LF) wrote:
>good luck though, alf seems to have around 50 odd posts a day!
Some are odder than others...
KWL
Faranus
StealthFuz wrote:
>
> Aw, *I* ain't afraid of any big ol' machine. ::Flashes a sly grin and a
> set of CraftsMarten tools:: Whaddya say we go break into it and look for
> sparklies? ::wide-eyes:: I bet that whole thing is FULLA sparklies.
Faranus blinks and his tail twitches at the mention of sparklies. He
looks over at the rampaging machine, wide-eyed... "Really?! Wow! Now
*where* did I leave those armor-cutting tools..." He shuffles around in
a huge bag, jumps into it and disappears. A minute later, he hops back
out, holding a strange device that looks like a combination drill and
ray-gun.
"Found one! Let's go get those sparklies!" <grin>
HPickands
In article <33e29ff4...@news.rat.org>, Kimba...@aol.com (Kimba W.
Lion) writes:
>
>>good luck though, alf seems to have around 50 odd posts a day!
>
>Some are odder than others...
>
>KWL
>
>
Yes I am. BYKT :)
Harry,
both odder and older.
NEKOmancer
>sash...@aol.com (SASHA W0LF) wrote:
>
>>good luck though, alf seems to have around 50 odd posts a day!
>
>Some are odder than others...
>
>
Hey! I resemble that remark!
"Our three weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope...Ooohhh! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the pope, and."
NEKOmancer
In article <19970802044...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
steal...@aol.com (StealthFuz) writes:
>Thankee kindly... ::washes down mouthful of Oreo with a gulp of tea::
>just be sure -- whatever you do -- when the time comes to replenish your
>supply of Official Greeting Tea, that you don't attempt to acquire it
from
>a Nutri-Matic machine!!
>
>
Thanks a lot! Now no one will use this piece of junk I bought.......guess
I'll kick it into Limbo fur a while.
SASHA W0LF
>sash...@aol.com (SASHA W0LF) wrote:
>
>>good luck though, alf seems to have around 50 odd posts a day!
>
>Some are odder than others...
>
*Sasha takes a bow*
StealthFuz
I can see the headlines now...
"MYSTERIOUS MARTEN, MAKING MISCHIEF, MAULS MARAUDING MECHA -- MUCH
MAYHEM!"
With appropriate apologies to the great Berke Breathed.
StealthFuz
The Mo' Oddah, the Mo' Bettah.
::waits for appearance by character Moe Otter::
Buckets of puns for everyone!