Locandez <Lyn...@argonet.co.uk> wrote in article
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> Would you take them up on the offer, for the novelty of it? Or would you
> just not do it, being it against your sexuality? Perhaps, of course, your
> furry side has a different sexual preference to your human side.
If I met a furry character in RL, I would spend all my time with it just
_talking_, until the talking was done...after that, well....
.... as for the male/female conundrum, in furry, I don't think it would
make a difference to me either way *yip!*...
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> Imagine you're in bed one night, alone in your house, all warm and cosy.
> Then, suddenly, an anthropomorphic figure appears - whatever animal you
> want, and fit as hell. He/she offers a night of mad, passionate sex. No
> catches...
>
> ...except one. Their gender does not match your sexuality...
<g> This is the advantage of being selectively biusexual; when the
opportunity arises, you can take advantage of it.
Of course, there are other interpretation of that last phrase. A
yiffy lioness-morph who was also into being a heavy dom wouldn't attract
me at all.
Well, maybe not very much...
Tir'
Roofus would spend the night talking....
> I was thinking about another post regarding attraction towards furry
> characters, and a thought came to mind.
>
> Imagine you're in bed one night, alone in your house, all warm and cosy.
> Then, suddenly, an anthropomorphic figure appears - whatever animal you
> want, and fit as hell. He/she offers a night of mad, passionate sex. No
> catches...
>
> ...except one. Their gender does not match your sexuality. For example, if
> you are male and hetero, then the anthro would be male. If you are female
> and gay, then the anthro would also be male (I'm not sure what a bisexual
> would do). You get the picture - sex with him/her would not quite 'fit'.
>
Heh... Given your constraints it would either have to be a herm,
or a physical neuter (ie, NO capability)...
> Would you take them up on the offer, for the novelty of it? Or would you
> just not do it, being it against your sexuality? Perhaps, of course, your
> furry side has a different sexual preference to your human side.
>
Send hir in <G> I'm sure we'd find something I'd find less
desirable -- which would then become the defined "not quite fit"
Don't bother sending "it" in -- after all, the specification was
"not quite fit", not "total frustration" <G>
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Roofus <cmoe...@indiana.edu> wrote in article
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> Locandez wrote:
> >
> > I was thinking about another post regarding attraction towards furry
> > characters, and a thought came to mind.
> >
> > Imagine you're in bed one night, alone in your house, all warm and
cosy.
> > Then, suddenly, an anthropomorphic figure appears - whatever animal you
> > want, and fit as hell. He/she offers a night of mad, passionate sex. No
> > catches...
> >
> > ...except one. Their gender does not match your sexuality. For
example, if
> > you are male and hetero, then the anthro would be male. If you are
female
> > and gay, then the anthro would also be male (I'm not sure what a
bisexual
> > would do). You get the picture - sex with him/her would not quite
'fit'.
> >
> > Would you take them up on the offer, for the novelty of it? Or would
you
> > just not do it, being it against your sexuality? Perhaps, of course,
your
> > furry side has a different sexual preference to your human side.
>
> > Would you take them up on the offer, for the novelty of it? Or would
you
> > just not do it, being it against your sexuality? Perhaps, of course,
your
> > furry side has a different sexual preference to your human side.
>
> If I met a furry character in RL, I would spend all my time with it just
> _talking_, until the talking was done...after that, well....
> .... as for the male/female conundrum, in furry, I don't think it would
> make a difference to me either way *yip!*...
Ohh.....GREAT response! Thats EXACTLY what I would do...
After gawking in excited wonder for minutes on end i'd invite the
malelionmorph into my apartment and talk talk talk! I'd be soooooo
fascinated in learning about how he became what he was, what his interests
were, and finding common threads in our lives....
And when the beers were empty and our tongues were tired...I'd want to yiff
him (heck i'd want to yiff him as soon as he appeared at my front door
*grin*), but I'd feel so unworthy of yiffing him. I'm serious.
If a lionmorph came to my door, I'd be in reverent awe of him. I'd
probably break down crying in joy at the sheer sight of him.
<long pause>
God, i am sooo unworthy of even hugging such a noble creature. The sheer
animal nature of him would leave me speechless. I'd probably grovel at his
footpaws like an zealous servant.
But after he would reach his paw down to me in kindness, lift me up and
lick my tears away...I dont know how yiffing him could make me any happier
than at that endless moment where he held me in his arms...sharing a animal
kinship and genuine acceptance that I've been waiting all my life for...and
never finding. Then to hear him purr into my ear, "Welcome home".
*shiver*
After that seemingly eternal embrace, I'd lead him to my bedroom....and I'd
thank him for allowing me to be with him and for accepting me into the
fold. I'd thank him reeaaaaaaaaall well *yiffygrin*
Nonononono! That's _cheating!_
Locandez
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Ron Orr...& Tirran <griz...@vianet.on.ca> wrote in article
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> Locandez <Lyn...@argonet.co.uk> wrote:
>
> > Imagine you're in bed one night, alone in your house, all warm and
cosy.
> > Then, suddenly, an anthropomorphic figure appears - whatever animal you
> > want, and fit as hell. He/she offers a night of mad, passionate sex. No
> > catches...
> >
> > ...except one. Their gender does not match your sexuality...
>
> <g> This is the advantage of being selectively biusexual; when the
> opportunity arises, you can take advantage of it.
> Tir'
Then again dear, there are some of us who have more "elaborate" ways of
dealing with situations such as these :)
Oh BTW, hello Tir. It would seem that somebody has lost control of a
certain girl bunny again *giggle*
Here is a warning to all of you out there: Never give your furry alter-egos
free run of your computer. They'll be sure to get you in trouble every
time *smile*
Rael
> Tirran <griz...@vianet.on.ca> wrote in article
> <1997031323...@hunt102.vianet.on.ca>...
> > <g> This is the advantage of being selectively biusexual; when the
> > opportunity arises, you can take advantage of it.
>
> Then again dear, there are some of us who have more "elaborate" ways of
> dealing with situations such as these :)
Well, as long as the elaboration is combined with functionality.
Oh, wait, that doesn't quite fit, does it? Err...
> Oh BTW, hello Tir. It would seem that somebody has lost control of a
> certain girl bunny again *giggle*
Yeah, like you were ever under control in the first place.
> Here is a warning to all of you out there: Never give your furry alter-egos
> free run of your computer. They'll be sure to get you in trouble every
> time *smile*
That remains to be seen, I think...<g>
Tir'
not unknown as a troublemaker himself
> In 1 compound word, "Yiffbaby" :>
Was that a yes or a no?
Tir'
confused
I think some of us would start off with a bit of snuggling and gentle
muzzle-nuzzling, and, well, if yiffing seemed to be on the agenda,
follow your instincts!
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>Doh! Bisexuals get the best deal here, of course. (Hmmph! Not fair!)
>Locandez
Hey great, I love good deals! Do I get free air fare too or something?
(My mate says 'Yes, we don't get charged for air.' *sigh* Silly girl.)
I'm avoiding comments on the many areas in which being bi has not been an
advantage ... you're correct in this situation. I really couldn't think
of an answer because I wouldn't have a gender problem.
The only way I might have a problem with this would be if I didn't like
the furson ... that's far more important to me than a gender.
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Oh, if the need arose I suppose I could be mostly functional. I'll make
you a deal: If this attractive male/female fur does show up in my room one
night, I'll make then promise to tell everyone just how functional I can
be. Alright??? :)
> > Oh BTW, hello Tir. It would seem that somebody has lost control of a
> > certain girl bunny again *giggle*
>
> Yeah, like you were ever under control in the first place.
I am not that bad, you meanie :P The boy must have some control, or else I
would be out shopping everyday at the mall. I wonder what all the locals
here would make of that??? Probably lock me up in the local zoo, or a
strip club *wink*
> > Here is a warning to all of you out there: Never give your furry
alter-egos
> > free run of your computer. They'll be sure to get you in trouble every
> > time *smile*
>
> That remains to be seen, I think...<g>
>
> Tir'
> not unknown as a troublemaker himself
>
Please don't make me do anything that *he'll* regret later on.........
Rael
Who just wanted to be cute and copy Ron's signature style *smile*
I guess I am going to come out and admit it. Who cares Yiff Yiff!
Alex
(who had to have something for you 2 decode..)
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> Oh, if the need arose I suppose I could be mostly functional. I'll make
> you a deal: If this attractive male/female fur does show up in my room one
> night, I'll make then promise to tell everyone just how functional I can
> be. Alright??? :)
Just don't get explicit, OK? We got some sensitive ears around
here...
> > > Oh BTW, hello Tir. It would seem that somebody has lost control of a
> > > certain girl bunny again *giggle*
> >
> > Yeah, like you were ever under control in the first place.
>
> I am not that bad, you meanie :P The boy must have some control, or else I
> would be out shopping everyday at the mall. I wonder what all the locals
> here would make of that??? Probably lock me up in the local zoo, or a
> strip club *wink*
Depends on your credit limit, I'd think.
(Hey, anyone here with more than one personality have more than one
credit card? Hmm? <g>)
> > Tir'
> > not unknown as a troublemaker himself
>
> Please don't make me do anything that *he'll* regret later on.........
Hon', I don't think _anyone_ can make you do what you don't want
to. Not me, and _certainly_ not him! <g>
> Rael
> Who just wanted to be cute and copy Ron's signature style *smile*
Tir'
watching his hard-won uniqueness fly out the window
Oh, heavens no. I was just fooling dear. Even if something of this nature
did happen, I wouldn't let this individual return here and tell all about
it. I rather enjoy keeping my private life well.....private *smile*
> Depends on your credit limit, I'd think.
> (Hey, anyone here with more than one personality have more than one
> credit card? Hmm? <g>)
He thinks I am another personality...that's cute. No, we only have one
card. Besides, I really don't need to go shopping anyway. His girlfriend
has very good taste, so I just let her spend her money and I borrow
everything off her. Works beautifully :)
> Hon', I don't think _anyone_ can make you do what you don't want
> to. Not me, and _certainly_ not him! <g>
Quite true, yet sometimes we can get caught up in the excitement of the
moment, and afterward we may look back and wonder what in the world we were
thinking....
> > Rael
> > Who just wanted to be cute and copy Ron's signature style *smile*
>
> Tir'
> watching his hard-won uniqueness fly out the window
*giggle* Oh, it's alright dear. *hug* From now on, nobody else is allowed
to copy poor Ron's signature. Now get up an close the window before
anything else escapes. You should really look into putting screens up, I
should think :)
Rael
<snip>
> Imagine you're in bed one night, alone in your house, all warm and cosy.
> Then, suddenly, an anthropomorphic figure appears - whatever animal you
> want, and fit as hell. He/she offers a night of mad, passionate sex. No
> catches...
<snip>
> Would you take them up on the offer, for the novelty of it? Or would you
> just not do it, being it against your sexuality? Perhaps, of course, your
> furry side has a different sexual preference to your human side.
Yes. I have questioned my sexuality for many years [even before I met
Tirran], and wondered if I really am hetero or a latent lesbian. Never
having had the opportunity I can't answer that question. So, yes, I'd
definitely take them up on the offer.
Lone Heart
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RLAT a++ c++m d! e+ f++++ h++++ i+ p sf**
There's not much against my sexuality, so I'd jump on the offer
(double entendre intended *g*).
Tho I'd want to determine if there was any way they could make me
furry as well... maybe it would require sex, hope hope. :)
(pawwavies to folks I recognize here, and those I don't!)
Barbarian <brba...@tezcat.com> wrote in article
<5gdhf8$i...@xochi.tezcat.com>...
> In article <na.48d992476a...@argonet.co.uk>,
> Locandez <Lyn...@argonet.co.uk> wrote:
> I'm avoiding comments on the many areas in which being bi has not been an
> advantage ... you're correct in this situation. I really couldn't think
> of an answer because I wouldn't have a gender problem.
Uh-huh... this is one of the reasons why I am _not_ bi in RL...
> The only way I might have a problem with this would be if I didn't like
> the furson ... that's far more important to me than a gender.
Here-here! Bravo!
I was a bit flippantwith this Q the last time out , sorry but I was just
in a Yiffy mood at the time.
If this Furry turned out to be someone I trully loved, while I might find
such a thing awkward If that was his desire I doubt I could, or would want
to hold anything back.
If this ever came to pass could anyone resist? Come on now this is what
you have been dreaming of your whole life in most cases.
>I was thinking about another post regarding attraction towards furry
>characters, and a thought came to mind.
> Imagine you're in bed one night, alone in your house, all warm and cosy.
>Then, suddenly, an anthropomorphic figure appears - whatever animal you
>want, and fit as hell. He/she offers a night of mad, passionate sex. No
>catches...
> ...except one. Their gender does not match your sexuality. For example, if
>you are male and hetero, then the anthro would be male. If you are female
>and gay, then the anthro would also be male (I'm not sure what a bisexual
>would do). You get the picture - sex with him/her would not quite 'fit'.
> Would you take them up on the offer, for the novelty of it? Or would you
>just not do it, being it against your sexuality? Perhaps, of course, your
>furry side has a different sexual preference to your human side.
If you ask me I would be 100% uncomforntable with the situation and probably
throw the bugger out. If it was a female, I would probably limit to a
friendly chat. Now, Cappy LeDuc, I'd jump her faster then you can say how
now brown cow.
Sparky the furry from Algol
Codename: GoldenSilver
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>>If this ever came to pass could anyone resist? Come on now this is what
>>you have been dreaming of your whole life in most cases.
>You might do it, but the morning after,
>you may just think "so... that was it?"; i.e. it wasn't the incredible
>experience you thought it'd be.
It's the same argument as if the question had been "If Gillian
Anderson wanted your body *right now*, would you do her?" Oh wait, in
this case that'd be Duchavo...mmm, You know. Fox Mulder. The answer
for me has nothing to do with sexuality, but rather my personality.
Personally, I'd probably hide in my closet, scared out of my wits.
Failing that, I'd probably feel so self-concious, that I wouldn't be
able to...err...perform. :)
Bottom line: In a real life furry experience of any kind, if there
were to ever be one in my life, my first thought would not be "Yiff!"