Two Jews Walk into a War

[bosod...@gmail.com]

Tickets for April 11th, starts @ 7PM:

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[OllieN...@aol.com]

I liked the Gas Chamber Orcheastra

[(¯`·.¸ Craig Chilton¸.·´¯) <http://www.PayoffRemedy.com>]

Hope they had better luck than these two:

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[Thomas Joseph]

> Hope they had better luck than these two:
>
> https://collections.ushmm.org/iiif-b/assets/766009

Can anyone prove they are Jews? They could be anything. Also, it looks like they're cheating - feet on the ground. What's that all about? Hanging sounds rough but is probably one of the best ways to die when it's done right. Gotta snap that neck. Break the spine. Cut of the life supply to the heart and brain. It happens fast. Believe me, I know - I had several relatives who were executed for murder. This was back before they came out with lethal injections. They were men and they took it like men. No crying. No begging. Proudly stepping up to the noose and accepting their fate. Real men. Makes me proud to be who I am although I myself am not a killer - yet.

[bosod...@gmail.com]

This was something pretty non-secular that I thought you'd be interested in and entertained by but I'm glad you didn't attend. I always overrate you. Fuck you and your murderous kin if you're not lying about them as well. But I think for the most part you're a sick fucking bullshitter who has to lie to compensate for your pathology, sociopathy, and impotence. And you're Your vicious hostile Jew hate fotos was something I thought you were above. You better hope we don't meet TJ — I don't like you much less respect you.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

They look Presbyterian.

[bosod...@gmail.com]

What did you like about the "Gas Chamber Orcheastra" ollie?

Or did your mommy and daddy never tell you how to grow up and not be a punk coward?

Or did your mommy and daddy never really know each other?

Or did your mommy never really know who your real daddy was?

Were you beaten-up a lot ollie? — a lot of cheap sniping cowards like you who were beaten-up could never really fight Back.

So is this how you fight back ollie? — you and TJ make quite a pair.

And this asshole Craig Chilton looking for an excuse to post tasteless old war fotos of Jews supposedly Hanging —

What's your point Craig?

[(¯`·.¸ Craig Chilton¸.·´¯) <http://www.PayoffRemedy.com>]

No supposedly about it; those fuckers are hanging. That was my whole
point.

[Thomas Joseph]

> This was something pretty non-secular that I thought you'd be interested in and entertained by but I'm glad you didn't attend. I always overrate you. Fuck you and your murderous kin if you're not lying about them as well. But I think for the most part you're a sick fucking bullshitter who has to lie to compensate for your pathology, sociopathy, and impotence. And you're Your vicious hostile Jew hate fotos was something I thought you were above. You better hope we don't meet TJ — I don't like you much less respect you.

You are really full of shit. I didn't know who you were talking to at first. I thought you were talking to Chilton. He's the guy who posted the photo isn't he? He's the guy who said those were jews at the end of the rope. I was saying we don't know that for sure. And we don't. Believe what you want to believe. Please tell your boy Elie Wiesel the holocaust is over. This is the George Floyd era. Moving on. So let's say it is Jews at the end of those ropes. So what? Anyway, if you posted the picture why did you use Chilton's name? Or are you Chilton? See, I don't know these things. You are a real dictator Bozo. Worse than Hitler who was at least elected. You elected yourself. You are never content for others to simply read your posts, they must interpret and respond in your way or not at all. What a jerk. As for the threats - bring it on asshole. I'm ready for the likes of you - always.

[Thomas Joseph]

> And this asshole Craig Chilton looking for an excuse to post tasteless old war fotos of Jews supposedly Hanging —

> What's your point Craig?
> No supposedly about it; those fuckers are hanging. That was my whole
> point.

Man those WW2 death photos are old, been around a long time, I've probably seen them all. Civil war era hangings were pretty wild too. Rarely did you see two at a time, it was always 10 or 15 or more. Funny, the more people dying the same way all at the same time the less horrible it seems. You get a photo of just one guy at the end of the rope, you zero in on his face and empathy creeps into the picture - you feel for the guy. But the more dying at once the less likely we are to feel that way. For this same reason I have always felt, seriously, that to be shoveled into a mass grave has a certain odd comfort not available with the loneliness of single grave stuffing. Think about it.

[Judith Latham]

Thomas, please do not enter into conversation with this troll.

[Thomas Joseph]

> Thomas, please do not enter into conversation with this troll.

Judith, please pay attention to my words and the even deeper meaning they convey no matter whom I am talking to. I will talk with Chilton if I choose. However, just in case you don't know, I wasn't talking to Chilton, I was using his post the same way I use all posts from all people, as an excuse to express my opinions of the moment. I was talking about something far deeper than what Chilton and Bozo were talking about. My words are philosophical, a wild and wooly never say die utterly stupid philosophy mixed with random moments of profundity that rock the very essence of my gotta go with the yappity yap soul sack.

[Thomas Joseph]

Yes Judith, it is time to rise above the norm. Like just now for instance, me telling you to rise above the norm. I am rising above the norm by telling you that my response was not to you directly - I just borrowed your name as an excuse to paste my brain onto this page, which is now mine. Not exclusively. It is a page to be shared by all, and I don't care who they are. All are welcomed to read my words of merit. Encouraged to read them. Cajoled into reading them. And, if necessary, beaten or otherwise tortured or threatened with it if you don't.

Forget about who I'm responding to Judith, I'm talking and that's all that matters.

Abzzorbbbbb my words. Word up.

[Judith Latham]

On 8/23/2021 10:18 PM, Thomas Joseph wrote:
>
>> Thomas, please do not enter into conversation with this troll.
>
>
> Judith, please pay attention to my words and the even deeper meaning they convey no matter whom I am talking to. I will talk with Chilton if I choose. However, just in case you don't know, I wasn't talking to Chilton, I was using his post the same way I use all posts from all people, as an excuse to express my opinions of the moment. I was talking about something far deeper than what Chilton and Bozo were talking about. My words are philosophical, a wild and wooly never say die utterly stupid philosophy mixed with random moments of profundity that rock the very essence of my gotta go with the yappity yap soul sack.
>

People who intentionally hurt your friends (Bozo and myself) should be
persona non grata. We are both Jews who find nothing funny about those
who use the Holocaust for their amusement. If someone were to post
something hurtful to you, I would not entertain them.

[Thomas Joseph]

> People who intentionally hurt your friends (Bozo and myself) should be
> persona non grata. We are both Jews who find nothing funny about those
> who use the Holocaust for their amusement. If someone were to post
> something hurtful to you, I would not entertain them.

Doesn't matter who posted it or why, all I saw was a mass hanging, pictures of which I've seen plenty from all over the world. A human is a human. If you feel something special about the hung person just because you share the same ethnicity or whatever is no excuse to not feel that same special feeling of revulsion at the sight of any such execution. On the other hand I was not kidding earlier about thinking there is a pleasant almost family-like comfort to the mass burial grave. I am not joking. It beats being down there all alone. it is comforting to know others are dead, same as you, in the same general vicinity even if you and they don't know it. All I saw was an opportunity to post a few thoughts on mass burial, that's all - not a chance to blast into someone's ethnic castle.

[bosod...@gmail.com]

they look Presbyterian eh? — in the right circles that's called looking Presidential.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

I look at hanging sides of beef at the meat market as tragic.

[Thomas Joseph]

> I look at hanging sides of beef at the meat market as tragic.

When I was a kid my grandmother made some really good stuff. All my relatives on the Arab side were good cooks. One dish liked was chicken hearts with rice. Very tender meat. One serving has probably a good 20 chicken livers in it. It is considered a peasant dish. But I don't see it that way. If you're eating a chicken you're usually getting two of everything - half breasts, thighs, drumsticks, wings. But chickens only have one heart. Just think, 20 chickens had to die for my one meal. That's pretty luxurious.

"I will eat the heart of your stinking memory."

[OllieN...@aol.com]

Maybe chickens have a lot of heart just no courage. Wizard of Oz 1939

[Thomas Joseph]

> Maybe chickens have a lot of heart just no courage. Wizard of Oz 1939

I see a flying organ bird, each part of it's body an open organ, like it's head the shape and texture of the gizzard, it's wings the shape and texture of the liver, and so on. Aside from the stomach - had it once and did not go for it - and the brain - had it once and maybe it was poorly made - I tend to like organ meats. But maybe that's because I'm a real man. Caveman style.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

On Thursday, August 26, 2021 at 3:44:41 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Maybe chickens have a lot of heart just no courage. Wizard of Oz 1939
> I see a flying organ bird, each part of it's body an open organ, like it's head the shape and texture of the gizzard, it's wings the shape and texture of the liver, and so on. Aside from the stomach - had it once and did not go for it - and the brain - had it once and maybe it was poorly made - I tend to like organ meats. But maybe that's because I'm a real man. Caveman style.

I am sure you do like organ meats.

[Judith Latham]

My great-grandfather in Poland was an organ grinder. He even had a
monkey named Kunta Kinte. I was told he was a well known figure in
pre-war Krakow. It seems that even back then that nobody had the
slightest idea what the fuck does an organ grinder do. What he does is
collect the organs of those who don't need them any longer (some dead,
some not) and grinds them into a nice chopped meat. The people had no
clue that they might be eating grand pa. Is this the sort of organ meat
you mean?

[Thomas Joseph]

On Monday, August 30, 2021 at 1:47:30 AM UTC-4, OllieN...@aol.com wrote:

> I am sure you do like organ meats.

I go to sleep each night imagining that every organ in the human body is shaped like a human dick. Some are larger than others. Guys who work out a lot, especially aerobically, would have large heart organs shaped like cocks. Morgue workers getting newly dead meat are thrilled to slice open the carcass and gobble the organs in a frenzy of post-mortem sucks-man-ship.

[Thomas Joseph]

> My great-grandfather in Poland was an organ grinder. He even had a
> monkey named Kunta Kinte. I was told he was a well known figure in
> pre-war Krakow. It seems that even back then that nobody had the
> slightest idea what the fuck does an organ grinder do. What he does is
> collect the organs of those who don't need them any longer (some dead,
> some not) and grinds them into a nice chopped meat. The people had no
> clue that they might be eating grand pa. Is this the sort of organ meat
> you mean?

There are a few foods I don't care for. But only one that makes me want to puke. I'm talking about the big white lima bean. I had them forced on me almost every day in the orphanage. You had to finish your plate. They would check your pockets if they suspected otherwise. Then you'd be in for a whipping. I love organ meats, most of them. Except for the gizzard. I don't like that tough sinewy part in the middle. But other than that even the gizzards are pretty good. I think in the wild kingdom organs are the number one thing predators go after. This is why animals on the verge of 'about to be eaten' usually curl up, to protect their stomach from being clawed open, their precious organs ripped out and chomped family style by the gang that took them down.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

I read Judith post and suddenly realized she could be Leif spoofing us.

[Thomas Joseph]

> I read Judith post and suddenly realized she could be Leif spoofing us.

Very few people would be able to maintain and alter ego without being caught eventually. Leif could do it, probably - but he would not resort to all the Jew talk. Maybe in one post, but not one after the other ala Bozo and Judith. Nope, sorry, Judith real. She is not anyone but herself. That does not mean she is always entirely truthful like me. When I say I am no one but me I mean all the way - I am unique, the real deal, the truth, honesty at all times - except for times when it's absolutely obvious to even an idiot that I am joking. I don't believe Skyving even in jest would want to get into all kinds of ethnic stuff, afraid at some point in the future that it could somehow be used against him, to expose him as the pseudo liberal he is. By the way, I know Latham (not personally) from another group - rec.food.cooking. I did not recognize her name at first until she mentioned she goes to that group. Anyway, I'm sure you're kidding - but just to set our readership straight I am letting them know that everyone in this group is who they say they are. We are the real deal, even if some of us are less real than the others.

The Honest One

[OllieN...@aol.com]

I know it is not Leif. Her posts are well written and enjoyable.

[Thomas Joseph]

> I know it is not Leif. Her posts are well written and enjoyable.

Some of Skying's stuff is pretty good when he's not trying to impress anyone beyond me. Even when he's trying to impress me it throws him off. But when he's relaxed and telling the truth or riffing off some of my ideas, oh man do those creative juices ever flow then. She can be enjoyable, but not when her stories are too obviously phony right from the start. She's beginning to mellow out now, becoming a tried and true member of the greatest newsgroup of all time. Can she keep it up, that's the question?

[OllieN...@aol.com]

On Wednesday, September 1, 2021 at 11:22:39 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > I know it is not Leif. Her posts are well written and enjoyable.
> Some of Skying's stuff is pretty good when he's not trying to impress anyone beyond me. Even when he's trying to impress me it throws him off. But when he's relaxed and telling the truth or riffing off some of my ideas, oh man do those creative juices ever flow then. She can be enjoyable, but not when her stories are too obviously phony right from the start. She's beginning to mellow out now, becoming a tried and true member of the greatest newsgroup of all time. Can she keep it up, that's the question?

The long haul. I am in for it. My posts are short but the haul is long.

[Judith Latham]

On 9/1/2021 11:22 PM, Thomas Joseph wrote:
>
>> I know it is not Leif. Her posts are well written and enjoyable.
>
> Some of Skying's stuff is pretty good when he's not trying to impress anyone beyond me. Even when he's trying to impress me it throws him off. But when he's relaxed and telling the truth or riffing off some of my ideas, oh man do those creative juices ever flow then. She can be enjoyable, but not when her stories are too obviously phony right from the start. She's beginning to mellow out now, becoming a tried and true member of the greatest newsgroup of all time. Can she keep it up, that's the question?
>

Every single one of my stories are 100% true. In life, truth is stranger
than fiction.

[Thomas Joseph]

> Every single one of my stories are 100% true. In life, truth is stranger
> than fiction.

I'm sorry, I will have to be the final decider on that. I can tell when someone is going overboard. I know because I am Mr. Honesty. Yes, I gave myself the title. But that was a long time ago before people began to realize it was true. Now I no longer have to brag about being honest as my followers do it for me. I agree that life is stranger than fiction, or weirder than we think - but you are not as honest as I am and I'm not going to argue about it. Maybe one day you'll get there. I'm hoping it happens. But I am not counting on it.

Please don't tell Schlomo

[Judith Latham]

I have no doubt about your honesty but I wish you wouldn't question
mine. I know some of my stories seem a bit 'overboard' as you say, but
almost every word is true.

>
> Please don't tell Schlomo
>

No need to worry about Schlomo. Ever since he got sober he's quite
docile. I will tell him that you were asking for him. He'll like that.

[Thomas Joseph]

> I have no doubt about your honesty but I wish you wouldn't question
> mine. I know some of my stories seem a bit 'overboard' as you say, but
> almost every word is true.

> No need to worry about Schlomo. Ever since he got sober he's quite
> docile. I will tell him that you were asking for him. He'll like that.

"Almost every word" - LOL. That's right up there with, "No really, I swear to God, I'm not lying this time." As for Schlomo, glad to hear being sober has made him docile. Funny the way life works. Schlomo quits drinking and goes serene. In the meantime I just took up drinking and I'm becoming more and more violent by the day. I am on the hunt. Tell Schlomo to stay out of my way.

[Judith Latham]

Schlomo may be docile, but he's no punk. When he was 18, he moved to
Israel just so he could serve with the IDF, where in 2 short years he
was with their Special Forces. His bouts with drugs and alcohol may have
weakened him slightly, but 3 plus years of sobriety has kept him
mentally tough. He makes for a deadly opponent. I know you'll like him;
I can tell.

[Thomas Joseph]

> Schlomo may be docile, but he's no punk. When he was 18, he moved to
> Israel just so he could serve with the IDF, where in 2 short years he
> was with their Special Forces. His bouts with drugs and alcohol may have
> weakened him slightly, but 3 plus years of sobriety has kept him
> mentally tough. He makes for a deadly opponent. I know you'll like him;
> I can tell.

Nothing against Scholomo, but I really don't have a whole lot of respect for special forces of any nation. The Green Berets, the Navy Seals, that bunch. Fuck them. So they can do a lot of pushups and hold their breath a long time under water, so what? As much as these special forces types have going for them, protective gear, superior weapons and technology they still can't handle the pajama wearers any more than they were able to handle the gooks in Nam. So I am not lumping Schlomo in with the special forces guys. But if your intent is to make him seem more worthy in my eyes simply because he was in the special forces, well I don't see anything special in that. Reminds me of a woman using her children as her excuse for panhandling. Or a male bum with "VET" written on his beg board. I am sure Schlomo makes for a deadly opponent. But I don't have opponents, so I have nothing to worry about. Same with enemies. I don't have any, not that know of anyway. I really don't trust people who talk about all the enemies they have. Even if they have only one - ok, to be fair more than one - I would tend not to trust them. I do not trust people with enemies. They are my enemy.

[Judith Latham]

The only reason I mention Schlomo's credentials is because you made a
veiled threat against him. I wanted you to know what you were up
against. Since he got sober he is the warmest, friendliest person you'd
ever meet. It's almost to the point of sickening. Sometimes I wish he
would return to the nasty bastard I used to know. I hate nice people and
Schlomo may be the nicest person you'll ever know. Makes you want to
punch him in the face. Unfortunately, he's got a kick-ass resume.

[Thomas Joseph]

=
> The only reason I mention Schlomo's credentials is because you made a
> veiled threat against him. I wanted you to know what you were up
> against. Since he got sober he is the warmest, friendliest person you'd
> ever meet. It's almost to the point of sickening. Sometimes I wish he
> would return to the nasty bastard I used to know. I hate nice people and
> Schlomo may be the nicest person you'll ever know. Makes you want to
> punch him in the face. Unfortunately, he's got a kick-ass resume.

I am feeling a bit despondent today. A guy I have wanted to punch in the face all my life died today. Hah hah. I did not make that one up. My buddy Leif Skyving made it up. But the motif, the style, the mojo that got him going in the right direction, to make him even think of such a joke - that comes strictly from me. I mentored Skyving. If you ever see his act, his bad stuff is his own, his good stuff comes from me. And there's not much of it. I am not prodigious. Oh I churn out a lot of crap, I know that - but the gems are rare. They are rare for everyone. "Makes you want to punch him in the face..." - lol. Believe it or not I have never punched anyone in the face. Slapped a few people but never an actual timed watched from beginning to end punch delivered with savage purpose. All those missed opportunities, the rage building inside as the years roll by - oh man, you just don't want to be the one to push me over the edge. 74 years of pent up hostility coming through one well timed punch will not be easy to deal with. Problem is, can I land the punch? I can throw it but can I land it? That is the question. Better to just hold off and never throw it since I've already made it this far. But if I were you I wouldn't push it.

[Judith Latham]

I'm a big girl and can take a punch. My problem is that I'm too fat to
throw one.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

You have had a big influence on me. Or a huge confluence like shit in a sewer. I am a lot more violent than I would be on my own. You are a bigger influence on me than Leif. You sucked all ambition out of my sails but Leif goes on. Like a ship headed into a Hurricane.

[Thomas Joseph]

> I'm a big girl and can take a punch. My problem is that I'm too fat to
> throw one.

You must learn how to use your weight. You don't have to know how to fight. It's all about leverage. You've got the weight. Use it! Plant yourself on top of somebody and just stay there. Even if it takes days you can outlast your foe because you've got the extra meat. Get them down, fall on top of them and just lie there till they start to plead for you to get off with the same whining voice we hear in the "I've fallen and I can't get up commercials", his pleas slowly growing dimmer with time until finally no sounds are heard other than a few post death farts creeping out of his body. Or hers if that is the case.

[Thomas Joseph]

> You have had a big influence on me. Or a huge confluence like shit in a sewer. I am a lot more violent than I would be on my own. You are a bigger influence on me than Leif. You sucked all ambition out of my sails but Leif goes on. Like a ship headed into a Hurricane.

LOL - the whole thing, but mostly the rationale that without my influence you would be a more peaceful person, that I sucked all ambition out of you and turned you into the loser you are today. Well, I am here to tell you that you are not a loser, you are a winner. Do you hear me? Once you shed the cloak of ambition - once the crown comes off - once you take the bottom rung and accept it as the apex of your career - you will at last become truly free and rich in all ways that truly count. Speaking of ambition, I just talked on the phone to a guy from Allentown who called me from outside L.A., heading in a big rig to Long Beach. He is 77 and never drove a semi in his life. He went to Oklahoma or some other state to take training. He's been doing it for a few years now. Fucking incredible. I'd be dead doing that job. I know what it's like, I've ridden with drivers before. The horror stories, preyed on at weigh stations, all kinds of fines for this and that. Yes, Leif's ambition is strong, but there are others I know who can give him a run for his money. He is without a doubt a top contender though. Maybe even the Champion.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

On Sunday, September 5, 2021 at 10:24:31 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > You have had a big influence on me. Or a huge confluence like shit in a sewer. I am a lot more violent than I would be on my own. You are a bigger influence on me than Leif. You sucked all ambition out of my sails but Leif goes on. Like a ship headed into a Hurricane.
> LOL - the whole thing, but mostly the rationale that without my influence you would be a more peaceful person, that I sucked all ambition out of you and turned you into the loser you are today. Well, I am here to tell you that you are not a loser, you are a winner. Do you hear me? Once you shed the cloak of ambition - once the crown comes off - once you take the bottom rung and accept it as the apex of your career - you will at last become truly free and rich in all ways that truly count. Speaking of ambition, I just talked on the phone to a guy from Allentown who called me from outside L.A., heading in a big rig to Long Beach. He is 77 and never drove a semi in his life. He went to Oklahoma or some other state to take training. He's been doing it for a few years now. Fucking incredible. I'd be dead doing that job. I know what it's like, I've ridden with drivers before. The horror stories, preyed on at weigh stations, all kinds of fines for this and that. Yes, Leif's ambition is strong, but there are others I know who can give him a run for his money. He is without a doubt a top contender though. Maybe even the Champion.

Fuck 77! No way am I going to be working at 77. Well not unless I am forced to.

[Thomas Joseph]

> Fuck 77! No way am I going to be working at 77. Well not unless I am forced to.

This guy is cheap. He is the locksmith I told you about. I like the guy but he is a stress enducer. There is no flow to his voice when he speaks. He hems and haws. Not a stutterer but just as bad. He called me from his truck last night. He was a regular drinker too, probably still is. In fact he complained the limit for truckers is lower, 0.02 instead of .0.08. I told him why even play the game. You drive, you just don't drink. He agreed, but there was hesitation. Could be reading about Chuck on the front page one day - major chain reaction pile up on I-10. I asked him if he got social security. He said yeah, but who can live on that. In the meantime he says he lived in a mission for a year. Now if he could find such a cheap place to live and is getting checks on top of it, I don't see that as so bad a life. I guess some people just want more. But Chuck never seemed the type. He doesn't seem to own much, but he is also somewhat secretive. Who knows? I can't say he's wrong. I won't say it. But I agree with you. You'll never find me out there at 77. You may not find me anywhere four years from now. That's a long way from 74. I see it as a difficult goal to attain. But who knows?

[OllieN...@aol.com]

On Tuesday, September 7, 2021 at 8:28:42 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Fuck 77! No way am I going to be working at 77. Well not unless I am forced to.
> This guy is cheap. He is the locksmith I told you about. I like the guy but he is a stress enducer. There is no flow to his voice when he speaks. He hems and haws. Not a stutterer but just as bad. He called me from his truck last night. He was a regular drinker too, probably still is. In fact he complained the limit for truckers is lower, 0.02 instead of .0.08. I told him why even play the game. You drive, you just don't drink. He agreed, but there was hesitation. Could be reading about Chuck on the front page one day - major chain reaction pile up on I-10. I asked him if he got social security. He said yeah, but who can live on that. In the meantime he says he lived in a mission for a year. Now if he could find such a cheap place to live and is getting checks on top of it, I don't see that as so bad a life. I guess some people just want more. But Chuck never seemed the type. He doesn't seem to own much, but he is also somewhat secretive. Who knows? I can't say he's wrong. I won't say it. But I agree with you. You'll never find me out there at 77. You may not find me anywhere four years from now. That's a long way from 74. I see it as a difficult goal to attain. But who knows?

I am 65 and I am done. Did not expect to get this far but now that I have I am going all the way with it.

[Judith Latham]

You lazy guys are lucky you weren't in a German camp during WWII. My
great-great grandfather was 86 at the time and the Nazis had him digging
mass graves for hundreds of people. The old bastard had loads of energy
and he impressed his guards with his good humor and enthusiasm. He
actually became friends with a couple of them and they kept in touch
after the war. Even though I never got to meet old 'Pops', he has always
been an inspiration to me to always make the best of a bad situation.

[Thomas Joseph]

> You lazy guys are lucky you weren't in a German camp during WWII. My
> great-great grandfather was 86 at the time and the Nazis had him digging
> mass graves for hundreds of people. The old bastard had loads of energy
> and he impressed his guards with his good humor and enthusiasm. He
> actually became friends with a couple of them and they kept in touch
> after the war. Even though I never got to meet old 'Pops', he has always
> been an inspiration to me to always make the best of a bad situation.

"Pops" was a myth created by your parents to keep you in line. So now the picture is coming into focus. Now I am beginning to see what the Nazis were up to. Round up all the Jews and have the old frail ones dig graves for the younger ones. Great plan. Sure, he was in good shape. How many graves did he dig? Enough to keep him in great shape. He got in shape initially when he saw that most of the old timers were being executed. So he started working out in secret. Even in public view he turned any chore into an opportunity to pile on more muscle.

"Wow, look at that old one go", one of the guards commented, "he must have been an athlete when he was younger."

But he was not an athlete. He was a pencil pusher with enough fear of death to know a good thing when he saw it. Often after digging the graves - really works the abs - he would work his shoulders by pressing the corpses 20 times each above his head before slamming them into the open pit and shoveling the dirt back on. He lived to be 114, at that time only one day from turning 115, which at that time would have been a world record for world's oldest man which at that time was held by a non-Jewish German. "Pops" wanted that record bad. But his heart gave out. He had taken all he could handle. He gave his all. Always. He was one tough monkey, that's for sure.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

Why is it ok to refer to a Jew as a monkey. You never see a monkey called a Jew unless you are at a Basketball game.

[Thomas Joseph]

> Why is it ok to refer to a Jew as a monkey. You never see a monkey called a Jew unless you are at a Basketball game.

I notice Jew conversations have taken a frightening upturn in our group. I know Bozo and Judith are behind it but I have to accept some of the blame for falling for it. You too. Both of us have been played. Maybe you can't see it. You're on the inside, the old 'can't see the trees for the forest' thing. But it's happening. Almost every thread now is about Jews one way or another. I'm telling you - and I suspected it from the start - Bozo and Judith were sent here as plants from a Jewish newsgroup that is trying to take over the newsgroup universe. We cannot allow that to happen.

[Judith Latham]

On 9/9/2021 5:20 PM, Thomas Joseph wrote:
>
>> Why is it ok to refer to a Jew as a monkey. You never see a monkey called a Jew unless you are at a Basketball game.
>
>
> I notice Jew conversations have taken a frightening upturn in our group. I know Bozo and Judith are behind it but I have to accept some of the blame for falling for it. You too. Both of us have been played. Maybe you can't see it. You're on the inside, the old 'can't see the trees for the forest' thing. But it's happening. Almost every thread now is about Jews one way or another. I'm telling you - and I suspected it from the start - Bozo and Judith were sent here as plants from a Jewish newsgroup that is trying to take over the newsgroup universe. We cannot allow that to happen.
>

Do you honestly think that Bozo and I are in cahoots to try and change
this group into a Jewish one? Sometimes I have my doubts over whether
Bozo is actually Jewish. He definitely seems to go out of his way to
avoid me. Either he's an anti-Semite who hates Jews, or he's gay and
hates women. I myself have no desire to change this group into anything
else but the wonderful place it already is.

[Thomas Joseph]

> Do you honestly think that Bozo and I are in cahoots to try and change
> this group into a Jewish one? Sometimes I have my doubts over whether
> Bozo is actually Jewish. He definitely seems to go out of his way to
> avoid me. Either he's an anti-Semite who hates Jews, or he's gay and
> hates women. I myself have no desire to change this group into anything
> else but the wonderful place it already is.

This place sucks and you know it. I was just testing you when I said it's the greatest newsgroup ever. As for my theory that you are trying to change our group into a Jewish one, yes, that still goes. But you won't succeed. We have professional Jew hunters on our staff, guys capable of sniffing out the spies. We were on to you long before I just now came out and said it. Yes, I believe you and Bozo are in cahoots to change this to a Jewish group. The truth is, Ollie and I are both Jews. We tried to start a Jewish group years ago but it didn't go over. So we lured you here - we won't say how - to do it for us. We suckered you and Bozo. And yes, I certainly do believe that Bozo is a Jew. I have talked with him. I have good Jew-dar. I can tell by the voice. I have other techniques for detection but will not reveal them as I prefer to keep some things secret if you don't mind.

[Judith Latham]

I think the group is wonderful, no matter what you say. Ollie is
brilliant, Bozo is sexy and you're the straw that stirs the drink. The
last thing any of us want is for this to become a Jewish group. I've
checked them out and they're nothing but trolls and spam.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

Bozo is a self hating clown. The worse kind. He uses the clown car for his Uber Eats job. Smells like Tacos and Cum.

[Thomas Joseph]

> I think the group is wonderful, no matter what you say. Ollie is
> brilliant, Bozo is sexy and you're the straw that stirs the drink. The
> last thing any of us want is for this to become a Jewish group. I've
> checked them out and they're nothing but trolls and spam.

A new rule. Technically installed so we don't need to waste our pressure time monitoring anything. It counts the number of times the word Jew is used each day. If it goes over a certain amount that person can't post for 24 hours. Some kind of method that gives us the freedom to shout "Jew" to the heavens all day long without over doing it. We want balance. We want fairness. We want a "MEM" world - a world where "mostly everything matters."

[Thomas Joseph]

> Bozo is a self hating clown. The worse kind. He uses the clown car for his Uber Eats job. Smells like Tacos and Cum.

Bozos's hate seems to have grown over the years. But is it real hate? No. Probably more bitterness and a feeling of being left out. He is not left out. He has plenty of company in the world. But it means nothing to him as long as he doesn't have us. He wants to be a part of our world but doesn't want to admit it. We may have to man up and just let him believe he's running the show even though we've got him in our pocket. If I saw 20 pictures at random - no tricks - of 20 different guys from at least 3 angles - I would bet money that I'd be able to pick out Bozo within 3 shots tops. But you gotta give me 10 to 1. Mathematically the odds would be in your favor. But you have to remember who you're playing against. With me mathematics take a back seat. Way back.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

On Friday, September 10, 2021 at 7:16:46 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Bozo is a self hating clown. The worse kind. He uses the clown car for his Uber Eats job. Smells like Tacos and Cum.
> Bozos's hate seems to have grown over the years. But is it real hate? No. Probably more bitterness and a feeling of being left out. He is not left out. He has plenty of company in the world. But it means nothing to him as long as he doesn't have us. He wants to be a part of our world but doesn't want to admit it. We may have to man up and just let him believe he's running the show even though we've got him in our pocket. If I saw 20 pictures at random - no tricks - of 20 different guys from at least 3 angles - I would bet money that I'd be able to pick out Bozo within 3 shots tops. But you gotta give me 10 to 1. Mathematically the odds would be in your favor. But you have to remember who you're playing against. With me mathematics take a back seat. Way back.

Bozo is harmless. Lot worse psychopaths around. He is struggling to keep afloat in California and would be a loser whereever he goes so by being in California he feels he is one up on others.

[Thomas Joseph]

> Bozo is harmless. Lot worse psychopaths around. He is struggling to keep afloat in California and would be a loser whereever he goes so by being in California he feels he is one up on others.

Bozo is a human being and subject to suffering and sorrow like everyone else. But I do sense that he is a remittance man. Somewhere there is money flowing in from his family. He lives on the cheap because he has too. Like a student living off his parents he must occasionally impress them by pretending look for a job, even sometimes taking one for a week or longer if he and those who employ him can deal with each other that long. Yes, he suffers. He works one way or the other, just being alive. But he is a remittance man, I can tell. I have talked with him. I know the type. I have nothing against them either. I knew many in Hollywood. Just enough coming from home base to keep them going. Nothing special, but they don't have to work, not in the official way. Yes, Bozo is harmless. He might even be a savior or hero in some way. He is in San Jose. It's big. Huge. A mess. I'm sure there's nice spots. HIs spot is probably not as good as he'd like, but it's not a war zone either - or he wouldn't be there. Is it true or not? Only Bozo knows. Come in Bozo. Repeat: Come in Bozo.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

On Saturday, September 11, 2021 at 7:42:34 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Bozo is harmless. Lot worse psychopaths around. He is struggling to keep afloat in California and would be a loser whereever he goes so by being in California he feels he is one up on others.
> Bozo is a human being and subject to suffering and sorrow like everyone else. But I do sense that he is a remittance man. Somewhere there is money flowing in from his family. He lives on the cheap because he has too. Like a student living off his parents he must occasionally impress them by pretending look for a job, even sometimes taking one for a week or longer if he and those who employ him can deal with each other that long. Yes, he suffers. He works one way or the other, just being alive. But he is a remittance man, I can tell. I have talked with him. I know the type. I have nothing against them either. I knew many in Hollywood. Just enough coming from home base to keep them going. Nothing special, but they don't have to work, not in the official way. Yes, Bozo is harmless. He might even be a savior or hero in some way. He is in San Jose. It's big. Huge. A mess. I'm sure there's nice spots. HIs spot is probably not as good as he'd like, but it's not a war zone either - or he wouldn't be there. Is it true or not? Only Bozo knows. Come in Bozo. Repeat: Come in Bozo.

A trust fund baby. I have known Jews that had that going on. They tend to be immature.

[Thomas Joseph]

> A trust fund baby. I have known Jews that had that going on. They tend to be immature.

When you drive a cab you bump into a lot of them. Regulars. Also don't forget, Hollywood. Lots of them wind up there. Some were Jews, but I met so many remittance men I don't see any ethnicity in it. Good try though. I knew one, a guy named Eliot Teplitz. Met him in the cab. He had cash coming in. But he was deeply suicidal. He kept trying to produce different cable shows. I was in two or three of them. He was a funny guy. But ultra driven. A great sense of humor but very dark.

Yes, immature for sure. Same down here, I used to pick up the grandson or great-grandson of RJ Reynolds, the founder of Reynolds Tobacco Company, the main industry in this town at one point. He was filthy. He wore rags. But he always had a crew around him, because of his cash I guess. I took him on a ride once to a place his family owns called "Devotion" way out in the sticks - a $300 dollar ride. It was agony the whole way listening to the guy babble and cough. He was a full on chainsmoker. Very immature. But he was ok I guess. Especially now since he's dead.

My favorite remittance man was Jack "the Moose" Moussa from the poolroom. He always had an old ratty car. I am not one to pry into people's affairs. Not much anyway. But it was obvious that Jack had cash coming in from somewhere. Not a lot, just enough to keep him alive. But it was something. One day I told him I knew he had money coming in because nobody can maintain a car unless they have money. And I still believe that, more now than ever. I asked him if he had money coming in from somewhere. I loved his answer. His parents lived in San Diego. He said, "Sure. Every month my mother sends me $400 to come home and my father sends me $400 to stay away."

[Judith Latham]

I know a few of my friends are trust fund babies. One in particular,
Pincus Levy, lives the 'Life of Reilly'. The brat's in his late
thirties, single and lives in a doorman building on the upper east side.
His entire day is spent drinking, doing coke, and fucking prostitutes.
He's never worked a day in his life and probably hasn't woken-up before
11am in 10 years. Those rare times he's sober, he whines and rants about
how he's a third-generation Holocaust survivor and deserves reparations
from both the German and Polish governments. A very arrogant man, to say
the least.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

A driller. Find a source of money and start drilling for it. I have no claims to anything.

[Thomas Joseph]

know a few of my friends are trust fund babies. One in particular,
Pincus Levy, lives the 'Life of Reilly'. The brat's in his late
thirties, single and lives in a doorman building on the upper east side.
His entire day is spent drinking, doing coke, and fucking prostitutes.
He's never worked a day in his life and probably hasn't woken-up before
11am in 10 years. Those rare times he's sober, he whines and rants about
how he's a third-generation Holocaust survivor and deserves reparations
from both the German and Polish governments. A very arrogant man, to say the least.

Incredible, nicely riveting story - only to once drag the Jew into it. Why? Wasn't very arrogant enough all by itself? Interesting topic. I don't resent trust fund people. Anyone who can get by without working, more power to them.

But yes, sone can be arrogant. Guys like Hollywood Bob ("Blvd Bob" Goglia) who got government checks for mental instability (he deserved them).. Every time I'd see him he would ask how I did in the cab last night and I'd tell him it was bad, a real struggle, and his response was always the same:. "God, I wish I could work." That would really irritate me.

He did work. He played piano in a cafe off the Blvd for extra cash. Yet I couldn't go a month without him asking to borrow $5.00. Talk about arrogant. At least he saw the humor in it. Every month he would pay back the $5.00. I'd be hoping he wouldn't pay it back so I'd have an excuse to say no next time. He was quite the character. He was always broke, yet he had no known vices. I asked him why and he said he needs more money to pay his psychiatrist $200.00 a week. Insane. He was not a remittance man. He was on the government dole - sort of the same thing. I don't get down on anybody for getting by without working. But if they are arrogant or pretend to be disappointed by the condition that nets them the cash, in that case I want to see their income stopped at once. I want to see them forced to work work work until they're dead.

[Thomas Joseph]

> A driller. Find a source of money and start drilling for it. I have no claims to anything.

I inherited money twice and was not expecting it both times. Of course it's gone now. I suppose in some way everyone can be called a remittance man. We all benefit in some way from what came before us. We are all inheritors. Don't you ever forget that, you ungrateful snipe.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

On Tuesday, September 14, 2021 at 1:54:01 AM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > A driller. Find a source of money and start drilling for it. I have no claims to anything.
> I inherited money twice and was not expecting it both times. Of course it's gone now. I suppose in some way everyone can be called a remittance man. We all benefit in some way from what came before us. We are all inheritors. Don't you ever forget that, you ungrateful snipe.

I am jealous of people who get left money. I want to know wheres mine. But my relatives are all broke, even the living ones.

[Thomas Joseph]

> I am jealous of people who get left money. I want to know wheres mine. But my relatives are all broke, even the living ones.

Come on now, I'm pretty good at figuring people out on the financial level. Your family did ok by you and you know it. You got some help. You didn't have to inherit it. Sure, when my aunt died I got a few thousands and it was nice. But think about how long I had to wait for it to happen.. You got yours when your relatives were still alive. I HAD TO WAIT!

[Thomas Joseph]

> I am jealous of people who get left money. I want to know wheres mine. But my relatives are all broke, even the living ones.

Nice opening line. I love a good honest opener. For anything. It reels me in every time. Yes, all your living relatives are broke. Why? Because you already bled them dry, you arrogant parasite you.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

On Wednesday, September 15, 2021 at 5:07:01 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > I am jealous of people who get left money. I want to know wheres mine. But my relatives are all broke, even the living ones.
> Come on now, I'm pretty good at figuring people out on the financial level. Your family did ok by you and you know it. You got some help. You didn't have to inherit it. Sure, when my aunt died I got a few thousands and it was nice. But think about how long I had to wait for it to happen.. You got yours when your relatives were still alive. I HAD TO WAIT!

I always had food and a roof over my head so yes I did get mines growing up.

[Judith Latham]

If I ever get married and have children, I will leave them each millions
of dollars in my will. They will be overjoyed when they read the will,
but very disappointed when they discover I have no money. Fuck 'em, it
will serve them right for being happy that I'm dead.

[Thomas Joseph]

> I always had food and a roof over my head so yes I did get mines growing up.

I was a ward of the state. I did not like it. I resented it. But as I got older I came to realize, better a ward of the state than a ward of the streets. I had food and a roof over my head too, but I didn't always like what was under the roof. Most hardships I had in my early years, 20s mainly, were of my own making. I was not poor but I was not rich. My mother lived in the projects. I was forced to live with her. I kept running away to Allentown. My grandparents let me get away with all kinds of stuff. When I was 21 I left for Hollywood. I drifted around, sometimes begging someone for a floor to sleep on, but I put myself there because I did not want to work a regular job. I did work, but usually only long enough to get money to play pool. So I'm not crying. Not by a long shot. I am capable of crying. Stick around and one day you may get to see it.

[Thomas Joseph]

> If I ever get married and have children, I will leave them each millions
> of dollars in my will. They will be overjoyed when they read the will,
> but very disappointed when they discover I have no money. Fuck 'em, it
> will serve them right for being happy that I'm dead.

I love will stories. I'm not sure I trust wills. Same with insurance. I'll bet a lot of what's supposed to happen doesn't. I have never had a kid. Say thank you, kid! But if I did have a kid the last thing I would do is give him a lot of money. I wouldn't deprive the kid but I wouldn't spoil him either. I think similar thoughts when I see really young contestants on TV talent shows going for the big bucks and wondering if it's going to fuck up their lives in some way. I can see that happening. Of course if the kid has parents they'll take charge of the cash anyway. Then maybe by the time the kid is old enough to legally collect the money will be gone. Lottery stories are also interesting and limitless in scope.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

You will trust my will because my will is a Trust. If you leave someone a million bucks you better have it. If not we will make your death a living hell.

[Thomas Joseph]

> You will trust my will because my will is a Trust. If you leave someone a million bucks you better have it. If not we will make your death a living hell.

A lot of those kinds of stories on the Hitchcock show, people gathering for the reading of the will, licking their chops when they hear the gigantic amounts of money coming their way only to later learn the corpse was broke. They had it coming, the greedy bastards. At the same time what the corpse did to them was not fair. I agree with you on punishing the dead. There's got to be a way. With cloning and DNA research reaching its peak it won't be long before we will be able to drag the dead back to us for punishments they evaded when they were alive.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

On Friday, September 17, 2021 at 4:29:19 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > You will trust my will because my will is a Trust. If you leave someone a million bucks you better have it. If not we will make your death a living hell.
> A lot of those kinds of stories on the Hitchcock show, people gathering for the reading of the will, licking their chops when they hear the gigantic amounts of money coming their way only to later learn the corpse was broke. They had it coming, the greedy bastards. At the same time what the corpse did to them was not fair. I agree with you on punishing the dead. There's got to be a way. With cloning and DNA research reaching its peak it won't be long before we will be able to drag the dead back to us for punishments they evaded when they were alive.

DNA is fake science. I believe we are made up of silly putty.

[Thomas Joseph]

> DNA is fake science. I believe we are made up of silly putty.

All science is fake. I don't deal in science, I deal in intuition, otherwise known as 'the truth'. I don't care what we're made of, it can be counterfeited. A job so well done that the counterfeit version turns out to be superior to the original. We have only just begun our journey through eternity. The wonders of learning are ours to behold. Yes, we will return over and over again, each new version better than the one before. But not so much better than we're cool with it. We still need to strive. To become better than what we are. To work, to study, to strive, to march forward with gusto and zeal to take the future as our own and do anything we want with it. Such is the power of life. Trust me.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

On Sunday, September 19, 2021 at 6:31:51 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > DNA is fake science. I believe we are made up of silly putty.
> All science is fake. I don't deal in science, I deal in intuition, otherwise known as 'the truth'. I don't care what we're made of, it can be counterfeited. A job so well done that the counterfeit version turns out to be superior to the original. We have only just begun our journey through eternity. The wonders of learning are ours to behold. Yes, we will return over and over again, each new version better than the one before. But not so much better than we're cool with it. We still need to strive. To become better than what we are. To work, to study, to strive, to march forward with gusto and zeal to take the future as our own and do anything we want with it. Such is the power of life. Trust me.

The truth is in old movies from the 30 and 40's. That is where I learned the golden rule. The golden rule from the golden age of the silver screen.

[Thomas Joseph]

> The truth is in old movies from the 30 and 40's. That is where I learned the golden rule. The golden rule from the golden age of the silver screen.

I was taught the Golden Rule by one of the greats of all time: Fred C. Hobbs.

[Thomas Joseph]

> I was taught the Golden Rule by one of the greats of all time: Fred C. Hobbs.

Sorry, correction Chafey style - that's Dobb's, not Hobbs. I saw it just as I hit the send button. That's what I get for not reading my posts before sending. But who knows, one day I might compose an absolute masterpiece, the best of my short life, consisting mostly of many mistakes and typos that give it that certain something special that usually comes with a combination of just enough talent along with making bad mistakes that are actually good. Accidental art, that's what I call it. But it's no accident, it's intuitive, it's instinctive, it's the real deal and only real artists can work it. Why? Because they don't work it. They don't even do it. They ARE it. I am not an artist, punk - I am art itself. A portrait of truth. Anyone who says I am not a portrait of truth is trying to frame me.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

On Monday, September 20, 2021 at 11:10:18 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > I was taught the Golden Rule by one of the greats of all time: Fred C. Hobbs.
> Sorry, correction Chafey style - that's Dobb's, not Hobbs. I saw it just as I hit the send button. That's what I get for not reading my posts before sending. But who knows, one day I might compose an absolute masterpiece, the best of my short life, consisting mostly of many mistakes and typos that give it that certain something special that usually comes with a combination of just enough talent along with making bad mistakes that are actually good. Accidental art, that's what I call it. But it's no accident, it's intuitive, it's instinctive, it's the real deal and only real artists can work it. Why? Because they don't work it. They don't even do it. They ARE it. I am not an artist, punk - I am art itself. A portrait of truth. Anyone who says I am not a portrait of truth is trying to frame me.

I do not doubt your truthfulness only my ability to believe.

[Thomas Joseph]

> I do not doubt your truthfulness only my ability to believe.

This is a good one for the Ollie's Gems collection. I'm putting it in.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

On Wednesday, September 22, 2021 at 6:19:19 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > I do not doubt your truthfulness only my ability to believe.
> This is a good one for the Ollie's Gems collection. I'm putting it in.

Need to get up to a gem a day. Make a calendar.

[Thomas Joseph]

> Need to get up to a gem a day. Make a calendar.

That's what these greedy fucks don't understand - gems are not easy to find. We are like photographers. They have some kind of motto, "It takes a thousand shots to get a good one" or some such shit. I know what they mean. It is possible you post gems and I don't see them as gems. Some may get away on me. But I have a file of your gems here. You should be proud. One day I will go through it, changing nothing in your words, but maybe eliminated some posts I thought were gems at the time but do not fit the general overall 'motif.'

[OllieN...@aol.com]

On Friday, September 24, 2021 at 1:08:38 AM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Need to get up to a gem a day. Make a calendar.
> That's what these greedy fucks don't understand - gems are not easy to find. We are like photographers. They have some kind of motto, "It takes a thousand shots to get a good one" or some such shit. I know what they mean. It is possible you post gems and I don't see them as gems. Some may get away on me. But I have a file of your gems here. You should be proud. One day I will go through it, changing nothing in your words, but maybe eliminated some posts I thought were gems at the time but do not fit the general overall 'motif.'

I am flattered. I am blushing. My dick is getting hard.

[Thomas Joseph]

> I am flattered. I am blushing. My dick is getting hard.

You are getting a big head. A big blushing warhead. Now, is there anything I can do to make your balls feel equally elated?

[OllieN...@aol.com]

On Saturday, September 25, 2021 at 6:07:44 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > I am flattered. I am blushing. My dick is getting hard.
> You are getting a big head. A big blushing warhead. Now, is there anything I can do to make your balls feel equally elated?

When a woman gets a dick in a trans operation do they include the balls? Is it extra? Maybe get one ball and the other later. Or go for three balls. If they can make a dick then get two.

[Thomas Joseph]

> When a woman gets a dick in a trans operation do they include the balls? Is it extra? Maybe get one ball and the other later. Or go for three balls. If they can make a dick then get two.

Now we're getting close. I can see sucking a tranny dick if it were ultra realistic, perhaps made from corpse cocks or who knows what. I can see it, but I'm not saying I'd like it. There is still the smell factor. For my fantasy - and because, for the thousandth time "I am NOT gay!" - a female dick must have a female smell. It must have the gentle wafting aroma of the cunt. Not overpowering but definitely female. Since I am not gay - how many times do I have to say it? - until such improvements are made I am not sucking any so-called female cocks - because without the proper female smell they are not really female cocks, are they?

Fuck my nose baby, fill me with your reek

[Judith Latham]

Thomas honey, if you get a whiff of my crotch when I'm feeling less than
'fresh' down there, you may just suffer a stroke. You know the old
saying, "be careful what you ask for......"

[OllieN...@aol.com]

On Tuesday, September 28, 2021 at 3:55:13 PM UTC-4, Judith Latham wrote:
> On 9/28/2021 3:40 PM, Thomas Joseph wrote:
> >
> >> When a woman gets a dick in a trans operation do they include the balls? Is it extra? Maybe get one ball and the other later. Or go for three balls. If they can make a dick then get two.
> >
> > Now we're getting close. I can see sucking a tranny dick if it were ultra realistic, perhaps made from corpse cocks or who knows what. I can see it, but I'm not saying I'd like it. There is still the smell factor. For my fantasy - and because, for the thousandth time "I am NOT gay!" - a female dick must have a female smell. It must have the gentle wafting aroma of the cunt. Not overpowering but definitely female. Since I am not gay - how many times do I have to say it? - until such improvements are made I am not sucking any so-called female cocks - because without the proper female smell they are not really female cocks, are they?

> > Odorless sex

> > Fuck my nose baby, fill me with your reek
> >
> Thomas honey, if you get a whiff of my crotch when I'm feeling less than
> 'fresh' down there, you may just suffer a stroke. You know the old
> saying, "be careful what you ask for......"

odorless sex. Why I like porn.

[Thomas Joseph]

> Thomas honey, if you get a whiff of my crotch when I'm feeling less than
> 'fresh' down there, you may just suffer a stroke. You know the old
> saying, "be careful what you ask for......"

I like raunch. But it can't come from 485 pounds of human stink. I'm sorry I'm so shallow, but I make up with it by being overly honest, if such a thing is even possible. I told you before, I'm a smell man. But I can't lie. It's not just the smell, it's the source. If it's just the right smell coming from the wrong person it's not going to work. If it's the wrong smell coming from the right person, that is bad too, but not as bad as the other way around. Perhaps your raunch is attractive on it's own. Sad if that were the case. People turing their noses away from your perfect reek on the shallow basis of how you look to them. This is unfair - I know it - but at the same time I can't help it. I can handle really fat women, but only if they are really skinny in the right places. When you're with a person who is fat all the way around it's like being in the mountains and never seeing them because you're already in them.

Contrast is needed

[Thomas Joseph]

=

> odorless sex. Why I like porn.

I agree. I take a step further, and I'm sure you do too even if you're not aware of it. It is indeed odorless in a non invasive way. The odor exists in the mind of the viewer. The ass cheek aromas I have invented over time with porn cannot probably be duplicated in real life. Not even close. So yes, porn is odorless on it's own. But as the guy with the horny eyes I supply the moans and sighs as well as the stench to harden my missile as I work it tight with a happy go lucky whistle.

[Judith Latham]

Try duplicating the aroma of rough, hard core anal sex. You can't. I
can't help when I'm being penetrated through the rear, I become a fart
machine. These are coming from deep in my colon. (That may be what
chased Irving the midget away.) Each fart has a unique stench, but the
reality is that each fart really is a whisper of ecstasy. You wouldn't
know that because you don't think I am doable.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

Is Irving doable?

[Judith Latham]

I thought so. He was short in height but he had length where it counted.
The twerp dumped me, or should say stood me up. He never showed for what
was supposed to be a weekend of unbridled passion. He hasn't called or
anything. Hope he's not dead.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

He is not dead. He is in my basement. Do you want him dead?

[Judith Latham]

Negative. He was the best lay I've had in years. Please release him
immediately; I've got an 'itch' that only he can 'scratch'.

[Thomas Joseph]

> Try duplicating the aroma of rough, hard core anal sex. You can't. I
> can't help when I'm being penetrated through the rear, I become a fart
> machine. These are coming from deep in my colon. (That may be what
> chased Irving the midget away.) Each fart has a unique stench, but the
> reality is that each fart really is a whisper of ecstasy. You wouldn't
> know that because you don't think I am doable.

Don't take it personally. Everyone is not doable when it comes to me at this stage of my life. There are guys in their 80s and up getting down every night. I became dead in the cock zone at age 57. Well, not entirely dead, but on the way. But no matter who you are, while I am a lover of fine female ass - large and jiggly but well formed - it is mainly the aroma, feel, visual of it that appeals, not ramming a baseball bat cock through the hole over and over again. If I am into anal sex it is with the nose, the eyes, and the tongue. Nobody, repeat, nobody, gets my dick.

[Thomas Joseph]

> Negative. He was the best lay I've had in years. Please release him
> immediately; I've got an 'itch' that only he can 'scratch'.

You know why he was the best lay you've had in years? Because he's one of those one shot deal guys who gives it everything he's got till there's nothing left. He threw every ounce of passion into that onetime affair. The lust was so powerful that it consumed Irving and turned him into a machine. A machine giving everything it had for one night only. He gave. He sacrificed. He had a boner for the ages. A onetime and one time only hard on. He used every once of sexual energy that night. To him you were the Goddess of Love that one special night. Now when he thinks of you he wants to puke. Don't take it personally, that's just the way it is with these one time guys - guys like me. What was new and fresh and appealing was devoured with such fervor that his sexual appetite - for you - is done. Do you hear me, you and Irving and finished.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

I am looking at death as the ultimate orgasm. Life is all foreplay.

[Judith Latham]

As much as that breaks my heart, I'm a big girl and I can take it. I've
been down this road before. It might be time for me to start saving some
money and take a trip to Vegas. I hear special things happen there.

[Thomas Joseph]

> I am looking at death as the ultimate orgasm. Life is all foreplay.

I know this sounds phony - and maybe it is - but I really do think dying could be a blast. Depends on how you go into it. That one tiny moment when breathing stops but the brain and other vital organs are still alive to some extent - oh man, what a kick that's got to be. Fear? Perhaps. But tempered with the wonder and glory of human curiosity - on the one hand on the verge of pleading for one more gulp of air, on the other hand reaching out with the gusto of ultimate curiosity.

It could feel good. Of course if we knew it felt good we'd be killing ourselves left and right. Fighting for rooftop leaping spots and so forth. But oh what bliss to die expect horror and uncontrollable insanity and instead getting the rush of your life. Oh yeah man, this is where it's at.

[Thomas Joseph]

> As much as that breaks my heart, I'm a big girl and I can take it. I've
> been down this road before. It might be time for me to start saving some
> money and take a trip to Vegas. I hear special things happen there.

Special things bore me.

[bosod...@gmail.com]

On Sunday, September 12, 2021 at 2:54:40 PM UTC-7, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > A trust fund baby. I have known Jews that had that going on. They tend to be immature.
> When you drive a cab you bump into a lot of them. Regulars. Also don't forget, Hollywood. Lots of them wind up there. Some were Jews, but I met so many remittance men I don't see any ethnicity in it. Good try though. I knew one, a guy named Eliot Teplitz. Met him in the cab. He had cash coming in. But he was deeply suicidal. He kept trying to produce different cable shows. I was in two or three of them. He was a funny guy. But ultra driven. A great sense of humor but very dark.
>
> Yes, immature for sure. Same down here, I used to pick up the grandson or great-grandson of RJ Reynolds, the founder of Reynolds Tobacco Company, the main industry in this town at one point. He was filthy. He wore rags. But he always had a crew around him, because of his cash I guess. I took him on a ride once to a place his family owns called "Devotion" way out in the sticks - a $300 dollar ride. It was agony the whole way listening to the guy babble and cough. He was a full on chainsmoker. Very immature. But he was ok I guess. Especially now since he's dead.
>
> My favorite remittance man was Jack "the Moose" Moussa from the poolroom. He always had an old ratty car. I am not one to pry into people's affairs. Not much anyway. But it was obvious that Jack had cash coming in from somewhere. Not a lot, just enough to keep him alive. But it was something. One day I told him I knew he had money coming in because nobody can maintain a car unless they have money. And I still believe that, more now than ever. I asked him if he had money coming in from somewhere. I loved his answer. His parents lived in San Diego. He said, "Sure. Every month my mother sends me $400 to come home and my father sends me $400 to stay away."


Same dumb Jew joke. Month after month after month. The web is just full of Jew-obsessed losers. I see them everywhere. It'll never go away. And they're all the same. Slightly more literate average but terribly obsessed and uninformed other than what they insist and want to believe. They're everywhere. And I think they've all been assfucked and damaged beyond repair.