Mr. Shapiro from Ave C died from pissing on the 3rd rail at the Union
Square subway station a back in the 80s. Apparently the electricity
traveled thru his piss and electrocuted him. He died on the spot and
before EMS or the police could arrive, someone swiped his wallet and
watch. There was no ID to be found and he was declared a John Doe.
Luckily he was worth a lot of money, so his relatives put an all out
search for him. After a month of being in the morgue, his was body was
identified and released to the family. None of them were happy when they
discovered that he had left his entire 3 million dollar fortune to
NAMBLA. Apparently they never had a clue and weren't too happy. They had
his body cremated with the exception of his head. They decided to keep
it frozen (like Ted Williams) and each of his survivors get to keep it
for 3 months at a time, to do with it as they please. I often wonder
what I would do when it was my turn.