> Don't you think it would be minty? Be careful it could taste so good she wont ever stop. Long after you cum she keeps sucking it till it shrivels up.
It would be an interesting experiment, don't you think - to cover your dick with the smell of toothpaste. Your 'Lady', whom you have known and been dating for only two weeks, is now extremely suspicious as her head bobs up and down on your fluoride-flecked suck stick, wondering whose mouth the smell came from. And she says so.
"I washed it with toothpaste today", is your response.
"Oh really", she says. "Why?"
"It was the only thing that would work to the smell of her asshole off my dick", he replies.
She goes nuts. "I knew it, I knew you were seeing another woman."
"Oh bullshit", says the guy, "I was just kidding. I wasn't out with anyone else. If you want to know the truth, I learned the toothpaste trick when I was in prison. The cons know lots of stuff the pharm industry doesn't want us to know. Natural cleaners, stuff like that. Toothpaste is a great substitute for soap in all its forms. In fact it's better than soap."
"What were you in prison for?", says the Lady.
"You don't really want to know", he says.
"No really, I can handle it - what did you do to go to prison?"
"First of all", says the guy, "I resent you assuming I did anything. How do you know I wasn't wrong accused and sentenced?"
"Were you?", she says.
"No", he replies, "I was guilty."
"Ok then", she says, "once again, guilty of what?"
"Well if you really want to know I killed my last wife." Then a long pause before adding, "For prying into my personal affairs."