I feel like a 10 cent whore
Somebody
morning. We exchanged a few friendly emails... So when I take it back to
her, she smiles and says, "Thanks! I really appreciate it!"
She didn't offer anything! Not her body, not a blow job, not a lunch--not
even a dime!
SW
idontcheckt...@yahoo.com says...
got played, nigga! Whatchoo gonna do? ha ha ha!
--
" Hypnosis is the logical result of thinking when,
under a particular set of circumstances,
there is no other way to think." --Fate 1953
davidlaska
> In article <KOednaV-XteD9BTbnZ2dnUVZ_gedn...@insightbb.com>,
> idontcheckthisveryof...@yahoo.com says...> I took the PC back to the lab chick after finally getting it to work this
t least he did not get the "Postman" one night stand or the "rich
guys" who never fried and egg. (Reference to women who operate three
men at one.
davidlaska
wrote:
PS I am not saying I could have done better than you. Actually worst,
since I am still looking for the chance to be where you are.
SW
David...@gmail.com says...
Somebody
"davidlaska" <David...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1183423973.5...@j4g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
eh, it's a place... Actually, it made me laugh that she didn't even offer
me anything. And here I was all ready with witty comeback lines. I was
going to tell it was her birthday present and I didn't want anything. But
if she wanted to buy me lunch sometime, that would be okay. Once again, my
best lines go unspoken... *sob* *sob*
Tommy Joe
Somebody wrote:
>
>
> She didn't offer anything! Not her body, not a blow job, not a lunch--not
> even a dime!
But she did say thanks.
Tommy Joe
davidlaska
wrote:
> "davidlaska" <Davidla...@gmail.com> wrote in message
That was a good line and would have been effective if you could have
gotton it of in time. I hate that when it happens, I wish I would
have said something to "Deardra" that year.
mister c of nine
man. that chick's colder than some of my exes!
davidlaska
They should of settled for a simple hand job. Its sorta like a long
hand shake except you do not mind the shaking and Thankyou, thankyou,
of God Thankyou. Can I come again, back again?
If her eyewhites were slightly darting side to side while maintaining
a musky look and eye contact while saying Thankyou, its an invite to
try for second base. Maybe she will let you slide and then steal one
more base. I dread the homeruns if I find a guy named "herpes" is the
catcher. hehe
Time to fix the game. Maybe limp to a homerun. She will not be happy
since you went soft on her.
I am a night fucker, I dream at night.
SW
jo...@bellsouth.net says...
avoided had he told her what he was expecting for all
the puter diddlin. "I fix yer puter if you suck my dick
first." Works every time.
Somebody
"mister c of nine" <lucas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1183464651....@i13g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
I know! Not even a hand-job! Sheesh! What's the world coming to when you
don't get at least a decent reach around for doing someone a big favor?
(And no email from her today.)
davidlaska
> In article <1183452688.698518.325...@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com>,
> j...@bellsouth.net says...
>
> > Somebody wrote:
>
> > > She didn't offer anything! Not her body, not a blow job, not a lunch--not
> > > even a dime!
>
> > But she did say thanks.
>
> yeah, that's something. The whole mess could have been
> avoided had he told her what he was expecting for all
> the puter diddlin. "I fix yer puter if you suck my dick
> first." Works every time.
> --
> " Hypnosis is the logical result of thinking when,
> under a particular set of circumstances,
> there is no other way to think." --Fate 1953
You know, that was my "endgame" , I would start out with attempting a
full blown copulation and roughen it a little if requested. I had
backups for the package rejection (don''t confuse that with "the
package" AKA my tools also known as "snapon" with the "Energizer bunny
not far behind) I keep coming and coming and coming...
To offset the losses, I have added the measly "Hand job" as my last
try. Well, they still will not hand it to me, so I end up handling
the "shebang". I was called a God once while tasked to the limply
task at hand. Failure would send me "limping" and more brazen with a
broader spread of women.
davidlaska
> In article <1183452688.698518.325...@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com>,
>
> > Somebody wrote:
>
> > > She didn't offer anything! Not her body, not a blow job, not a lunch--not
> > > even a dime!
>
> > But she did say thanks.
>
> yeah, that's something. The whole mess could have been
> avoided had he told her what he was expecting for all
> the puter diddlin. "I fix yer puter if you suck my dick
> first." Works every time.
> --
> " Hypnosis is the logical result of thinking when,
> under a particular set of circumstances,
> there is no other way to think." --Fate 1953
I know , I know, I have stood in a building packed with sober people
and I was sure that there was not one women who would not want a dick
inside them of them now. How do I explain that my only purpose there
is to help them, not giving some speech about the time I tried to
sail out of the San Francisco with only a little dingy?
However one solution is a lot of money to throw around. There is
bound to a chick collection it and as she tries stand up, she is bound
to get snagged on you cock.
By dreams at night are beginning to suck bad lately, unpredictable (no
sex looming) and she is picky. I have open it up all ethnic
groups ...or at lease their top model.
Nothing has happened after numerous time I have risen to the
occasion. Where is that "Jack of all trades"? Oh. Jack is off
today, seeding his garden.
davidlaska
wrote:
> "mister c of nine" <lucas.th...@gmail.com> wrote in messagenews:1183464651....@i13g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
Shit, all she had to do is handed. I should get into
"rape and pillaging". Nowadays, if you don't pillage first, its "no
soup for you".
Tommy Joe
davidlaska wrote:
>
> If her eyewhites were slightly darting side to side while maintaining
> a musky look and eye contact while saying Thankyou, its an invite to
> try for second base. Maybe she will let you slide and then steal one
> more base. I dread the homeruns if I find a guy named "herpes" is the
> catcher.
What if a guy likes first base and he just wants to hang out
there for a while? Why
must he go to second base? Or maybe he likes second, why must he go
to third. I
know the idea is to score, but sometimes it's a let down rounding the
bases instead of
just hanging out on a bag for a while.
Tommy Joe
Tommy Joe
davidlaska wrote:
>
>
> By dreams at night are beginning to suck bad lately, unpredictable (no
> sex looming) and she is picky. I have open it up all ethnic
> groups ...or at lease their top model.
Pretty funny.
Tommy Joe
Tommy Joe
>
>
> Shit, all she had to do is handed. I should get into "rape and pillaging". Nowadays,
if you don't pillage first, its "no soup for you".
I'll take a good massage over sex. You can always jerk off, but
you can't rub your own back.
Tommy Joe
Somebody
"Tommy Joe" <jo...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:1183535546....@n2g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
bags are fun! oodles of canoodles!
SW
David...@gmail.com says...
large women with fat necks.
mister c of nine
> "mister c of nine" <lucas.th...@gmail.com> wrote in messagenews:1183464651....@i13g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
next time, use these words, when asked to fix shit: "why? what you
gonna do for me?"
i'm learning those.
davidlaska
I completely agree, and I have had less success with massage request
as opposed to sex of convenience. The only thing common to both is
that you rollover. A would take a good massage anytime.
Somebody
I think I will just say "$40 an hour" or "an hour long blowjob for every
hour I spend fixing it"--yer choice. And sleep with me... Literally, sleep
with me.
I still can't believe she didn't offer me anything. I kinda liked her. Now
what am I suppose to think... I guess move on (again).
davidlaska
wrote:
> "mister c of nine" <lucas.th...@gmail.com> wrote in messagenews:1183547574.9...@g37g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
I always was puzzled why I never met a "good girl" who did not jump in
the sack on the first or second date. One day I wrote down all the
girls I had serous chance of girlfriending them.
I found one pattern, all my successful relationships (many months that
was) were women who slept with me on the first or second date. There
was a group who did not put out and I put them out to pasture after
the second date. I think I might have inadvertently put out the good
one with Heifers. lol
My cousin, who was like me and realized whats going on got a good girl
from one those takeout places in other countries.
I my humor that got at least one good laugh (lol)
He specified, no I do not want my meat well done, I don't want tossed
salad, however I would like "seize hers" salad and no dressing. The
salad must be fresh, or better if I can hand pick it from your own
specialty secret guarded gardens. I know its organic and bug free. I
cant stand putting a juicy peach in my mouth to find some worm has had
first dibs.
Remember, nothing matters if we don't start with a fresh one. So if
you miss everything I ordered, just remember to bring a young one for
my palate and money.
Somebody
> He specified, no I do not want my meat well done, I don't want tossed
> salad, however I would like "seize hers" salad and no dressing. The
> salad must be fresh, or better if I can hand pick it from your own
> specialty secret guarded gardens. I know its organic and bug free. I
> cant stand putting a juicy peach in my mouth to find some worm has had
> first dibs.
> Remember, nothing matters if we don't start with a fresh one. So if
> you miss everything I ordered, just remember to bring a young one for
> my palate and money.
my volleyball doubles partner--a bit of a 'ladies man'-- said that if you
treat them like shit, then they will do anything to be with you... There
was one he loved and he treated nice, and she treated him like shit and left
him.
davidlaska
wrote:
> "davidlaska" <Davidla...@gmail.com> wrote in message
Women run a racket in commodities, They own all of the "pussy"
available on the planet. With that comes power and people who are
asking "can I have some of that, just one more piece for the night".
You can not be nice to people in power because they never really now
if you love them or are just "pussy footing around" looking for an
excuse to get sprung.
Now if you ignore people in power, you stand out and if they can't
kill you, they study you and with that to work, you must love what you
are studying. The moment you pussy foot, the cat in out of bag and
then you are stuck holding in at an arms distance.
What goes wrong, all men like to appear dangerous to women, most quit
if she hints that she is going to give him a little taste later. You
got baited, and she cancels the taste to see if you wine for even more
for being a good quite nice man boy.
So do I agree with you? or you think I took your well put wisdom and
salted it so much that is taste like something else? If the question
never occurred to you, ignore this unless it can made money in ways I
never thought of.
SW
Tommy Joe
davidlaska wrote:
>
>
> I completely agree, and I have had less success with massage request
> as opposed to sex of convenience. The only thing common to both is
If I hit the lottery I would not buy many things, as the big prize
of never
having to work again is enough for me. But I might put in for a few
luxuries, such
as an occasional massage, which would fall under the heading of
unconditional closeness.
It's nice having company that actually leaves once in a while. Unless
you want
them to stay. What's a few extra dollars? Purchased closeness is
just as good as
the kind you get from a long term relationship that could go sour at
any minute. Anyway,
what's the difference? In the end, everything is ripped apart and
dies alone.
Tommy Joe (Hold My Hand, I Don't Want to Die Alone) - (I'll pay you)
Tommy Joe
Somebody wrote:
> I still can't believe she didn't offer me anything. I kinda liked her. Now what am I suppose
to think... I guess move on (again).
This reminds me of a guy named Lucky who used to hang at our
poolroom in
Hollwyood. We were all sitting around drinking and as this girl is
leaving Lucky somehow
gets her attention and has her in conversation for maybe a minute.
But I could see
she wanted to leave. Anyway, over a period of several minutes he
managed through
ultra persistence to get the girl to tell him she'd be back in 2 hours
exactly at 9pm.
It was funny to watch Lucky trying to keep her from leaving until
she promised she'd be
back. She did not want to lie. Eventually she had no choice. She
said she'd be back. But everyone
at the table knew she would not be.
In the final half hour before her due time, Lucky could be seen
looking at his
watch, then at the stairway to check for her arrival. He was getting
frantic. When
it finally hit 9pm, he was sweating. But he still held out hope. By
9:30 all he could
do was mumble over and over, "She lied to me, the bitch fucking lied
to me, man." It
was pretty funny, especially to watch the whole scene unfold from the
very beginning.
Tommy Joe
mister c of nine
> "mister c of nine" <lucas.th...@gmail.com> wrote in messagenews:1183547574.9...@g37g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
she's selfish. means she won't give you anything you want.
mister c of nine
poor guy. whoever named him, though, was a cunt.
Somebody
yeah, I think you are right. She is kinda cute, but now I can move on.
Maybe find a bitch with tits... or an ass to grab.
mister c of nine
> "mister c of nine" <lucas.th...@gmail.com> wrote in messagenews:1183632981....@d30g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
can't miss a chick who won't put out.
Somebody
> can't miss a chick who won't put out.
"put out" what does that mean? I've never understood that.
I don't want to go to work today. I guess that is why my alarm didn't wake
me... work sucks;
davidlaska
wrote:
> "mister c of nine" <lucas.th...@gmail.com> wrote in messagenews:1183632981....@d30g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
Don't bag her yet, you don't want to be left "dangling" in the interim
(and leave the door upen for her to open your drawers) . Once you get
established with "new pussy" , then you can break it off and do
honestly, maybe even say what you talked about.
davidlaska
wrote:
> "mister c of nine" <lucas.th...@gmail.com> wrote in messagenews:1183641011.1...@j4g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
>
> > can't miss a chick who won't put out.
>
> "put out" what does that mean? I've never understood that.
>
> I don't want to go to work today. I guess that is why my alarm didn't wake
> me... work sucks;
"put out" as in putting out the goods for display and sampling. Since
men only want one thing from women, we all know what the goods are.
This is not a Wikita definition, something I made up for you, it might
trigger some other thought by you. But that all I can make up on the
subject.
Somebody
"davidlaska" <David...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1183651296.0...@e9g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
davidlaska
wrote:
> two things... we like food too!
>
Oh, if that comes with it, I will eat that also (the food)
PS Why is a women privy (their gentle area) sp (ha) a real fucked up
design if it was applied to housing and other places people live?
mister c of nine
that's a complicated way of saying fuck.
Tommy Joe
mister c of nine wrote:
>
>
> poor guy. whoever named him, though, was a cunt.
Lucky was a fun guy, always brightened up the room. He was able
to laugh about
it himself later on, as usual. He was just drunk when he coerced her
into lying the
first time. It was really funny the way he wouldn't let her go unless
she promised to
return. He forced her to lie. Well, of course she could have just
said "NO" and left, but
they were friendly in a sense and she didn't want it to come to that.
Anyway, he named
himself, as far as I know. I got to Hollywood at age 21,which is when
I met the guy, and
that was his name from the start. He disappeared from the scene when
I was in my
mid 30s and I never saw him again, but someone said they heard he
froze to death in
the mountains above Santa Barbara. He was a character. He loved
Barbra Streisand
and had a picture of her in his refrigerator. Everyone laughed about
it and he saw the
humor in it, but he was serious. One time I bought one of those phony
newspaper
headlines on Hollywood Blvd and had it printed to read, "Barbra
Streisand Dead at
42", or whatever her age was at the time. I cut the phony headline
off the phony paper and
glued it to a real paper in a newspaper machine, then asked Lucky if
he'd get me the paper
if I paid for it. He said yes. I watched him open the machine, and
when he saw the headline
he was stunned, until I cut it short by laughing and 'fessing up that
it was my own creation.
Tommy Joe
Tommy Joe
> > > "put out" as in putting out the goods for display and sampling. Since
> > > men only want one thing from women, we all know what the goods are.
> > > This is not a Wikita definition, something I made up for you, it might
> > > trigger some other thought by you. But that all I can make up on the
> > > subject.
> Oh, if that comes with it, I will eat that also (the food)
I like combining sex and eating, which is probably why my all-
time favorite
sex act is eating a woman's turds. But I'm not some kind of sicko. I
don't eat it
off a plate. No, it must come directly from her ass, otherwise it's
not sex, it's just
plain sick.
Tommy Joe (Normal Shit Eater)
Tommy Joe
davidlaska wrote:
>
>
> PS Why is a women privy (their gentle area) sp (ha) a real fucked up
> design if it was applied to housing and other places people live?
We have a big building in this town that everyone calls "the
penis". It's a tall building
with a dome on top.
I had a group of women and men in the cab and the women were going
on and on about
the penis building until one of them made the over-used and
predictable statement that
buildings are big and tall because the builders are mostly men, and
men are overly fixated
on their penises.
So I said, "I guess that means if women built the buildings we'd
all be living in
big dark smelly caves." A few chuckles from the men was all I got.
Tommy Joe
Somebody
"davidlaska" <David...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1183651296.0...@e9g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
> On Jul 5, 6:27 am, "Somebody" <idontcheckthisveryof...@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>> "mister c of nine" <lucas.th...@gmail.com> wrote in
>> messagenews:1183641011.1...@j4g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> > can't miss a chick who won't put out.
>>
>> "put out" what does that mean? I've never understood that.
>>
>> I don't want to go to work today. I guess that is why my alarm didn't
>> wake
>> me... work sucks;
>
> "put out" as in putting out the goods for display and sampling. Since
> men only want one thing from women,
men want two things, we also like food.
Angrie.woman
why arent you at work?
SW
Somebody
"Angrie.woman" <Ron...@WhiteHouse.rox> wrote in message
news:f6lub7$abt$1...@aioe.org...
I was too fucked up to go in... er, actually I took half day off. Left at
11:15 and had lunch with the niece at Luigi's... I was pissed off my
coworker got the whole week off so in anger I took off half Friday and all
Monday. There is nothing like 'angry vacation'... heehee you being Angrie
should understand!
Somebody
"SW" <no...@none.xxx> wrote in message
news:MPG.20f82b6c6...@news.usenetmonster.com...
> In article <f6lub7$abt$1...@aioe.org>, Ron...@WhiteHouse.rox says...
>> Somebody wrote:
>> >
>> > "davidlaska" <David...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> > news:1183651296.0...@e9g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
>> >> On Jul 5, 6:27 am, "Somebody" <idontcheckthisveryof...@yahoo.com>
>> >> wrote:
>> >>> "mister c of nine" <lucas.th...@gmail.com> wrote in
>> >>> messagenews:1183641011.1...@j4g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
>> >>>
>> >>> > can't miss a chick who won't put out.
>> >>>
>> >>> "put out" what does that mean? I've never understood that.
>> >>>
>> >>> I don't want to go to work today. I guess that is why my alarm
>> >>> didn't wake
>> >>> me... work sucks;
>> >>
>> >> "put out" as in putting out the goods for display and sampling. Since
>> >> men only want one thing from women,
>> >
>> > men want two things, we also like food.
>>
>> why arent you at work?
>>
> Maybe he got fired for wanking in his cubical.
yes, that is what happened.
Fuck, what is wrong with you... Or maybe to save time, what is right with
you?
Angrie.woman
Hell I went home one day because I couldn't find a decent parking space.
I know it well.
SW
davidlaska
I know. Once I get fucked, I am in. But then I have to work on a
complicated way to skip excess foreplay.
Somebody
"Angrie.woman" <Ron...@WhiteHouse.rox> wrote in message
A classmate said she didn't go to class because she was having a 'bad hair
day'... She was nice. Went out for a casual dinner once.... I happened
to mention it was my birthday, and she whispered to the waitress something.
Couple minutes she brought out a piece of cake.
That was one of the nicest things.
She said someone asked her to marry her and she asked me if she should. I
don't remember what I said. Probably: if you love him, then yes.
Somebody
"SW" <no...@none.xxx> wrote in message
I figure hell, I'm 44 I could keel over at any moment from now of a
heartache or some dumb shit... Might as well enjoy my vacation days. I get
two of the fucker a month now. And I have like 20 days.
Only 5 years and 360 days till I can retire!!! (not that I'm counting the
hours...)
Somebody
other species don't do that foreplay shit. Why do human women need it? I
say fuck like the rest of the animal kingdom.
davidlaska
wrote:
> "davidlaska" <Davidla...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:1183754535.6...@d30g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
>
>
>
> > On Jul 6, 3:43 am, mister c of nine <lucas.th...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> > On Jul 5, 6:27 am, "Somebody" <idontcheckthisveryof...@yahoo.com>
> >> > wrote:
>
> >> > > "mister c of nine" <lucas.th...@gmail.com> wrote in
> >> > > messagenews:1183641011.1...@j4g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
>
> >> > > > can't miss a chick who won't put out.
>
> >> > > "put out" what does that mean? I've never understood that.
>
> >> > > I don't want to go to work today. I guess that is why my alarm
> >> > > didn't wake
> >> > > me... work sucks;
>
> >> > "put out" as in putting out the goods for display and sampling. Since
> >> > men only want one thing from women, we all know what the goods are.
> >> > This is not a Wikita definition, something I made up for you, it might
> >> > trigger some other thought by you. But that all I can make up on the
> >> > subject.
>
> >> that's a complicated way of saying fuck.
>
> > I know. Once I get fucked, I am in. But then I have to work on a
> > complicated way to skip excess foreplay.
>
> other species don't do that foreplay shit. Why do human women need it? I
> say fuck like the rest of the animal kingdom.
Yea, but human women want to us hopping. No other animal has a full
rack all year around.
Nor does any animal has such a large penis in full view.
davidlaska
> In article <1183605799.630851.310...@z28g2000prd.googlegroups.com>,
> Davidla...@gmail.com says...
>
> > On Jul 4, 3:50 pm, "Somebody" <idontcheckthisveryof...@yahoo.com>> > >news:1183585813.4...@z28g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
>
> > > > He specified, no I do not want my meat well done, I don't want tossed
> > > > salad, however I would like "seize hers" salad and no dressing. The
> > > > salad must be fresh, or better if I can hand pick it from your own
> > > > specialty secret guarded gardens. I know its organic and bug free. I
> > > > cant stand putting a juicy peach in my mouth to find some worm has had
> > > > first dibs.
> > > > Remember, nothing matters if we don't start with a fresh one. So if
> > > > you miss everything I ordered, just remember to bring a young one for
> > > > my palate and money.
>
> > > my volleyball doubles partner--a bit of a 'ladies man'-- said that if you
> > > treat them like shit, then they will do anything to be with you... There
> > > was one he loved and he treated nice, and she treated him like shit and left
> > > him.
>
> > Women run a racket in commodities, They own all of the "pussy"
> > available on the planet. With that comes power and people who are
> > asking "can I have some of that, just one more piece for the night".
> > You can not be nice to people in power because they never really now
> > if you love them or are just "pussy footing around" looking for an
> > excuse to get sprung.
>
> > Now if you ignore people in power, you stand out and if they can't
> > kill you, they study you and with that to work, you must love what you
> > are studying. The moment you pussy foot, the cat in out of bag and
> > then you are stuck holding in at an arms distance.
>
> > What goes wrong, all men like to appear dangerous to women, most quit
> > if she hints that she is going to give him a little taste later. You
> > got baited, and she cancels the taste to see if you wine for even more
> > for being a good quite nice man boy.
>
> > So do I agree with you? or you think I took your well put wisdom and
> > salted it so much that is taste like something else? If the question
> > never occurred to you, ignore this unless it can made money in ways I
> > never thought of.
>
> Madness!
> --
> " Hypnosis is the logical result of thinking when,
> under a particular set of circumstances,
> there is no other way to think." --Fate 1953
I never thought I would out do a soap opera. Long ago people told me
life will offer experiences beyond my dreams. It turns out that my
understanding of what they was also a dream.
Somebody
> Yea, but human women want to us hopping. No other animal has a full
> rack all year around.
yes, I was reading about that a few weeks ago... what is up with human
women having big tits all the time? In other species, chicks signal they
are not available when they have big tits--aka are lactating and not
'available'.... what the fuck is wrong with us?
And so why the fuck do I find big tits attractive?!? They should be a turn
off....Yet, when they bounce around I'm thoroughly aroused.
And don't even get me started on erect nipples.... fuck--I'm aroused by
this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbb71r66Yuc
PS. My niece wasn't home.
SW
David...@gmail.com says...
SW
idontcheckt...@yahoo.com says...
garbage man working part-time to keep your cellphone and internet
account paid. Or you could mow lawns like this guy...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/1103061allgier1.jpg
davidlaska
No one should ever put the shiter so close to the "snatch are".
davidlaska
> In article <1183770668.906418.289...@z28g2000prd.googlegroups.com>,
Yea reincarnation is a trick. and who is pulling all these souls out
a hat, we are up to 6 or so billion? How many are left before we can
go back?
SW
David...@gmail.com says...
than have ever died. My theory is that some people are reincarnated
from squirrels, goldfish and bacteria.
davidlaska
> In article <1183781302.933097.269...@a26g2000pre.googlegroups.com>,
Now I am in a catch 22 situation now. If I manage to achieve full
blown happiness before I die, I can only come back in draw or go down
hill in another reincarnation comeback.
But if I stay to miserable to be on the safe side, I could risk
coming back as a "ameoba". I hope I don;t come back like that during
"Armageddon". I would never get past a "roach" and since they will
survive and better bodies are no longer available...
Somebody
"SW" <no...@none.xxx> wrote in message
row, row, row... yer boat.
Somebody
"SW" <no...@none.xxx> wrote in message
thanks... you just reminded me of something... (and by the by... I
*courld* retire-- that is if I still have a job and am still alive, *and* if
I have money to live on.... all three are in doubt.)
Some tattooed man touched me yesterday.... We had both just urinated and
were at the sinks. We both went for the soap dispenser and our hands
touched. Which was like "ewww!" then tattoo man says "you know we should
probably wash our hand before touching our thing, and after". (that's a
direct quote). The dude looked Like Henry Rollins, if Hank had AIDS.
Somebody
I used to be Napolean's wife... Those were the days, my friend!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNVit7cesj8
Somebody
"SW" <no...@none.xxx> wrote in message
Go reincarnate yerself!
Somebody
"davidlaska" <David...@gmail.com> wrote in message > But if I stay to
> coming back as a "ameoba".
amoeba's are cool (and also a cool music store. Though Rasputin's is
cooler).... And none of that having to find an "Other" to mate!
SW
idontcheckt...@yahoo.com says...
SW
I took a piss. Maybe I should do that. After all...
Did you ask him if he'd wash it for you?
SW
SW
David...@gmail.com says...
amoeba they do.
Somebody
"SW" <no...@none.xxx> wrote in message
> I took a piss. Maybe I should do that. After all...
>
> Did you ask him if he'd wash it for you?
fuck you! (don't take that literally.)
PS Shouldn't you be asleep or fucking some whore right now?
Somebody
"SW" <no...@none.xxx> wrote in message
who will you be? Think ahead Man!
Somebody
"SW" <no...@none.xxx> wrote in message
was that suppose to be a joke?
Somebody
"SW" <no...@none.xxx> wrote in message
mister c of nine
> On Jul 6, 3:43 am, mister c of nine <lucas.th...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > On 6 Jul, 00:01, davidlaska <Davidla...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > wrote:
>
> > > > "mister c of nine" <lucas.th...@gmail.com> wrote in messagenews:1183641011.1...@j4g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
>
> > > > > can't miss a chick who won't put out.
>
> > > > "put out" what does that mean? I've never understood that.
>
> > > > I don't want to go to work today. I guess that is why my alarm didn't wake
> > > > me... work sucks;
>
> > > "put out" as in putting out the goods for display and sampling. Since
> > > This is not a Wikita definition, something I made up for you, it might
> > > trigger some other thought by you. But that all I can make up on the
> > > subject.
>
> > that's a complicated way of saying fuck.
>
> I know. Once I get fucked, I am in. But then I have to work on a
> complicated way to skip excess foreplay.
easy way to skip foreplay: show her your credit card.
mister c of nine
> "davidlaska" <Davidla...@gmail.com> wrote in message
i don't like big tits. love the nipple thing, though. specially on
small tit chicks. that just makes me hard.
Somebody
"mister c of nine" <lucas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1183806482.6...@e9g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
or if you're Scott, yer miniature... nevermind. I'm trying to be nicer.
(note to self: stop making fun of Scott. It's like shooting pickles in a
barrel)
Sorry BC.
Somebody
hmmm.. I will have to try that!
davidlaska
wrote:
> "davidlaska" <Davidla...@gmail.com> wrote in message > But if I stay to
I am divided about everything
SW
idontcheckt...@yahoo.com says...
Somebody
"SW" <no...@none.xxx> wrote in message
> In article <o6OdnU5pfvm6ohLb...@insightbb.com>,
> idontcheckt...@yahoo.com says...
>>
>> "SW" <no...@none.xxx> wrote in message
>> > That's a good idea. I never thought about washing my hands *before*
>> > I took a piss. Maybe I should do that. After all...
>> >
>> > Did you ask him if he'd wash it for you?
>>
>>
>> fuck you! (don't take that literally.)
>>
>> PS Shouldn't you be asleep or fucking some whore right now?
>>
> Shut up, man! I'm trying to fuck your mom's rotting corpse!
> --
again! fuck!!! give it a rest... as in peace.
Somebody
do your parents know?
SW
>
> "SW" <no...@none.xxx> wrote in message
> news:MPG.20f93b9ec...@news.usenetmonster.com...
> > In article <o6OdnU5pfvm6ohLb...@insightbb.com>,
> > idontcheckt...@yahoo.com says...
> >>
> >> "SW" <no...@none.xxx> wrote in message
> >> > That's a good idea. I never thought about washing my hands *before*
> >> > I took a piss. Maybe I should do that. After all...
> >> >
> >> > Did you ask him if he'd wash it for you?
> >>
> >>
> >> fuck you! (don't take that literally.)
> >>
> >> PS Shouldn't you be asleep or fucking some whore right now?
> >>
> > Shut up, man! I'm trying to fuck your mom's rotting corpse!
> > --
>
> again! fuck!!! give it a rest... as in peace.
>
>
her down or something.
Somebody
"SW" <no...@none.xxx> wrote in message
> In article <cfudnb5mdqXXCBLb...@insightbb.com>,
> idontcheckt...@yahoo.com says...
>>
>> "SW" <no...@none.xxx> wrote in message
>> news:MPG.20f93b9ec...@news.usenetmonster.com...
>> > In article <o6OdnU5pfvm6ohLb...@insightbb.com>,
>> > idontcheckt...@yahoo.com says...
>> >>
>> >> "SW" <no...@none.xxx> wrote in message
>> >> > That's a good idea. I never thought about washing my hands *before*
>> >> > I took a piss. Maybe I should do that. After all...
>> >> >
>> >> > Did you ask him if he'd wash it for you?
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> fuck you! (don't take that literally.)
>> >>
>> >> PS Shouldn't you be asleep or fucking some whore right now?
>> >>
>> > Shut up, man! I'm trying to fuck your mom's rotting corpse!
>> > --
>>
>> again! fuck!!! give it a rest... as in peace.
>>
>>
> Then keep her zombie corpse out of our yard! Weigh
> her down or something.
> --
do you have short back 'n sides? I like noises. I bought the two CD
version.
mister c of nine
> "mister c of nine" <lucas.th...@gmail.com> wrote in messagenews:1183806482.6...@e9g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
i think you're a meanie. you should take a leaf out of my book and be
nicer to people.
mister c of nine
> "mister c of nine" <lucas.th...@gmail.com> wrote in messagenews:1183806550.9...@d30g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
me too!
SW
no...@none.xxx says...
To the shore!
> What's he sayin?
>
Hallajulla!
SW
Milk and honey on the other side
Jordan's river is chilly and cold
Chills the body but not the soul
Somebody
fuck you!
I mean... okay. My therapist says this too.
PS Nice people are fucking boring... and there is nothing worse than being
fucked in a boring way. Except if you didn't want to be fucked in the first
place, and then you are like get the fuck off me asshole! And get that thing
out of me!
Somebody
mee three!
davidlaska
wrote:
> "davidlaska" <Davidla...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:1183812299.2...@d30g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
>
> > On Jul 7, 12:10 am, "Somebody" <idontcheckthisveryof...@yahoo.com>
> > wrote:
> >> "davidlaska" <Davidla...@gmail.com> wrote in message > But if I stay to
>
> >> miserable to be on the safe side, I could risk
>
> >> > coming back as a "ameoba".
>
> >> amoeba's are cool (and also a cool music store. Though Rasputin's is
> >> cooler).... And none of that having to find an "Other" to mate!
>
> > I am divided about everything
>
> do your parents know?
"I don't talk to dead people" My six sense
mister c of nine
> "mister c of nine" <lucas.th...@gmail.com> wrote in messagenews:1183818581.5...@e16g2000pri.googlegroups.com...
meee four!
mister c of nine
> "mister c of nine" <lucas.th...@gmail.com> wrote in messagenews:1183818546.8...@j4g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
put a space betwen the e and the r and you have "the rapist". doesn't
make me feel they won't fuck me over like everyone else. AND they'd
take my money. rapists and thieves, and what do i get? a fucking
booking for ANOTHER raping and thieving of my stuff.
assholes.
Somebody
fucko!
Somebody
hehe... you've seen Arrested Development?
mister c of nine
> "mister c of nine" <lucas.th...@gmail.com> wrote in messagenews:1183859536.9...@x35g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
harpo!
mister c of nine
> "mister c of nine" <lucas.th...@gmail.com> wrote in messagenews:1183859689.8...@e9g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
that a band?
Somebody
horatio!
Somebody
yes, Rollins sings lead. And Jeffrey Tambor is on slide guitar.