> Tom told us that back home in China, they skin the cat alive and toss
> the insides into boiling oil. Do you have any doubt that some of them
> are doing that here? If you're a cat lover, or know any cat lovers, you
> should be protesting in your local Chinatown. If you're in the mood for
> trying something new, visit a nice restaurant in Chinatown and ask to
> see the 'special menu''. I tried making some Turtle Soup at home but
> fell in love with the little guys swimming around my pot. I now have 14
> turtles that are stinking up the house something aweful. I've never
> eaten snake or a roach. I did once have monkey brains; I tried it after
> seeing it in the Indiana Jones movie.
I am serious, I would try anything at least once, but only if it has been federally inspected. I lived with cats a lot. I like them. But I would eat one. I don't mean pick one of my own to roast, I mean just an unknown dead hunk of cat meat, or a full carcass as you say tossed into boiling oil. Why not? With good editing we could tell the story of life - how it revolves around breathing and eating and shitting, not much else - and we could tell it in less than two hours, the usual movie time limit. We would show people who make a point of letting the whole world know which creatures should not be eaten, then gather them up and ship them off to an island where they have to find their own food, following close behind, but never close enough to be challenged in any way, always with camera in hand. We will film these snobs doing everything possible to get food into their stomachs. Some who vowed never to eat pork get lucky and find a wild boar to roast alive. Then, fearing the smoke and it's resulting odor might attract competing tribes, they have to gather up all their strength to tear into the meal raw, chewing as silently as possible so as not to alert other hungry tribes foraging nearby.
You will eat when you are hungry and you will give thanks for whatever you get or you will find another tribe to hang with if in fact we even let you go in the first place.
The story of life - breathe, eat, shit. Now do it again. And again. Until you die.